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    4 KB Driblis Quest: Part Two Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)20:43 No.3685728  
    Driblis Quest time again, as it was fun and successful last time. As stated last time, this is a quest thread with a game mechanic to make it a bit more /tg/ related. Whenever you suggest an action, roll a d20 (email field, 'dice 1d20'). Rolling under Driblis' (or whoever's) related stat of BODY, MIND, or TALK will make the action successful. Rolling over it will be a failure. Not all actions require rolls, but you may as well roll dice when you make a suggestion, in case it does. Each attack in combat deals 1 HP damage.

    As GM, I maintain rights to ignore suggestions or require/ignore rolls. Generally the action taken is the first sane one after the last picture. Also I may react to a previous suggestion if one happens to catch my eye. This game is completely sandbox, so feel free to do whatever.

    This session will last till around 11:30 Eastern, or it will end earlier if the thread sucks (Bawsage, no participation, sucks for me, whatever). Would be longer but I have work in the morning. Ok, here goes.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)20:44 No.3685743
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    Driblis (???) (SLAYER OF GOATS, FORGER OF HATS):
    BODY 10
    MIND 8
    TALK 10
    HP 5/5

    Inventory:
    Fish
    Leather Shirt
    Silly Hat (Bite missing)
    Zombie Goat bits
    Zombie Goat Hat
    Zombie Goat Bone Spear

    Jibblet (Female) (Fisherbold)
    BODY 8
    MIND 10
    TALK 4
    HP 7

    Inventory:
    Fishing Rod
    Fish (x2)
    Shovel
    Leather hat (By Driblis)

    Recap of the last action: Driblis has convinced Jibblet to join the party!

    What next?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:48 No.3685795
    Invite Jibblet to lunch (on the fish)
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:49 No.3685801
    Also, find out our gender, since it is ???.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:49 No.3685804
    rolled 5 = 5

    Use shovel to dig. Open a marshmallow mine.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:52 No.3685829
    rolled 6, 19 = 25

    Find some sticks for an extra wall to you lean-to. rolling MIND for the complicated kobold engineering and BODY for the hauling/lashing
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)20:53 No.3685841
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    >>3685795
    >Eat fish

    Driblis munches the fish that was traded for previously. Jibblet looks miffed about fish consumption in general and does not partake.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:55 No.3685851
    rolled 11, 4 = 15

    >>3685841

    offer to find some berries then
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:56 No.3685857
    >>3685851

    uh.. ignore the dice, no roll intended
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:56 No.3685862
    Offer the fish in a friendly sort of way
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)20:56 No.3685864
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    >>3685801
    [Ok, this requires a vote.
    Does /tg/ want to be the little girl?
    Anyway, For five minutes I will wait while /tg/ votes. After five minutes I will tally votes and decide. Go.]

    Driblis realizes that it has forgotten it's gender, and digs around a bit to try to figure it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:59 No.3685888
    Vote: No! One does not "dig around a bit to try to figure it out" in polite company.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:59 No.3685891
    >>3685864
    Go on quest to discover gender.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)20:59 No.3685894
    >>3685864

    be the little girl
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:00 No.3685901
    I humbly suggest that Jibblet should be our new Tom (even though she's a female)

    That being said, HUG JIBBLET.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:00 No.3685902
    We have enough female protagonists! We wish to be the little boybold.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:00 No.3685904
    >>3685891
    Go on quest to learn what gender means, then discover gender.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:02 No.3685915
    >>3685891
    >>3685904

    this
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:03 No.3685926
    rolled 2 = 2

    Roll for gender
    1 = male
    2 = female
    3 = too stupid to figure it out
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:06 No.3685946
    >>3685902
    I'll second this. We need another male protagonist to switch things up.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:07 No.3685953
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    >>3685864
    >not in polite company!

    Jibblet has never really been all that polite.

    >>3685891
    >Quest
    That's what Driblis is doing!

    >>3685894
    >Girl

    >>3685902
    >Boy

    >>3685901
    >HUG JIBBLET
    Maybe in a minute.


    >>3685904
    >Questing again
    Nah, Driblis knows what gender IS.

    >>3685915
    >QUEST DANGIT
    Hmm.

    [Well, vote time is over and it is a tie.]

    Driblis can't tell. It will remain gender neutral at the moment and consider other means of determining gender in a while.

    Jibblet expresses that she does not want to be hugged, unfortunately!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:08 No.3685960
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    boybold so we can cuddle with Jibblet
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:10 No.3685973
    >>3685953
    Create complex gender determining device out of what ever is available.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:11 No.3685983
    Find a large forest. Create a deadfall trap, to catch animals, to skin them for their fur. Girl kobolds like fur clothes, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:12 No.3685985
    CHOO CHOOO
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:12 No.3685986
    >>3685960
    We could always have female + female cuddles with Jibblet too. :o
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:13 No.3685994
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    >>3685960
    [Was that supposed to be Jibblet? I saw it posted in the cutebold thread earlier. GAH if she has a fandom already I am amazed.]

    >>3685973
    You'd need to roll MIND for that!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:13 No.3685995
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    >>3685986
    proudly made by the elven pervert printing co.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:15 No.3686004
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    >>3685983
    >Go to the forest, make traps, clothe Jibblet

    Ok. The forest is infested with elves, however. Does Driblis want to brave that place?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:15 No.3686005
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>3685994
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:17 No.3686024
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    >>3686005
    [17 > 8]
    Driblis decides that the local equipment is too weak to do anything like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:20 No.3686049
    >>3686004

    Hell yes! And if elves get caught in traps, so much the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:23 No.3686065
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    >>3685994
    well... not really... but hey, i can draw her too
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:25 No.3686079
    >>3686049
    angering elves may be a bad thing, we are a kobold after all
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:25 No.3686082
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    >>3686049
    >DO IT FALIGGLIORT

    Fine! Driblis and Jibblet go travelling.

    There is a chance they will encounter a random encounter.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:26 No.3686090
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>3686024

    use MIND powers to convince Jibblet yo explain why she hates fishing/fish
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:27 No.3686093
    >>3686049
    in b4 elven cuddleslaves
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:30 No.3686114
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    Fishing you say?
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:31 No.3686119
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    >>3686090
    Driblis asks rather bluntly, but thankfully asking doesn't require a roll (and would be TALK anyway).

    Jibblet replies that she does not like fish because they smell bad, gutting them is disgusting, and she is mildly allergic to eating them.

    Jibblet seems somewhat distressed a moment after she finishes explaining.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:32 No.3686125
    >>3686119

    Placate her distress with hugs.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:34 No.3686136
    Judo hugs.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:34 No.3686141
    >>3686119

    find some WILD STRAWBERRIES for Jibblet to eat
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:35 No.3686146
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>3686125
    Rub her nose with yours.
    Don't ask first. Just grab her and do it.
    Roll body to overpower her if necessary. It's for her own good whether she knows it or not. And after all you need to show her who's boss.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:35 No.3686148
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    >>3686125
    >HUG JIBBLET
    Hug attempt failed! Jibblet socks Driblis in the jaw and points out the BEAR behind them.

    The bear seems to be hungry, as it is salivating.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:35 No.3686149
    >>3686119
    turn around?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:37 No.3686161
    ;-; there are better ways to signal...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:37 No.3686166
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>3686148
    flee to the lake, swim as far into it as we can, assume the bear does not know how to swim.
    BODY roll to outrun or dear jibblet
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:38 No.3686169
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    WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET SOME FLARE QUEST
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:39 No.3686172
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>3686148

    Distract bear with fish. While bear is distracted, apply bone spear to bear's face.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:39 No.3686174
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    >>3686065
    [A good drawing! Thanks for the art, I enjoy cutebold pictures in general.]

    >>3686149
    >turn around
    Ok.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:39 No.3686181
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    Just some random countryside.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:41 No.3686187
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>3686174
    Roar at the bear and make threatening gestures to intimidate it!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:41 No.3686194
    >>3686146
    Dammit, I even won the roll. And Jibblet is 2 points weaker than Driblis. But noooooo...
    I'll have to try again later.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:42 No.3686197
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    >>3686166
    >run to lake, outrunning Jibblet
    Jibblet is fat and slow and could probably be outrun, but the lake is too far away! You've been travelling for hours.

    >>3686172
    >Fish, then hit bear
    JIBBLET throws fish! (1d20=7) success! Bear seems distracted.
    Driblis critical hits bear with spear! Bear takes (1d3=2) HP damage! Bear is now angry!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:43 No.3686200
    >>3686174
    tame bear with fish!

    receive bear cavalry!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:44 No.3686213
    rolled 15 = 15

    Orbital Strike it's the only way to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:46 No.3686219
    Convince bear to play marbles.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:46 No.3686225
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    >>3686200
    >Tame bear
    It's a little late for that!

    >>3686213
    Driblis tries to strike in an orbit around the bear! This is not successful.

    Jibblet attacks with SHOVEL! 1d20=14. She misses terribly!

    Bear attacks the kobold with the spear (Driblis). 1d20=7 HIT. Driblis' right arm is badly bitten!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:47 No.3686230
    >>3686225
    Sooth bear with gift of leather hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:48 No.3686234
    >>3686225
    Fuck that bear's shit up with the spear.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:49 No.3686240
    rolled 7 = 7

    Call upon the power of love...or at least porno.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:49 No.3686244
    rolled 10 = 10

    called shot to the eyes, BODY
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:50 No.3686248
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    >>3686230
    JIBBLET tosses BEAR the hat! BEAR seems uninterested.

    BEAR strikes at Driblis! (1d20=14) Driblis deftly dodges the attack!

    >>3686234
    [email field needs 'dice 1d20' without quotes, but with dice.]

    Driblis momentarily is rolled by the DM! 1d20=5 HIT. The bonespear pierces the bear's head!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:52 No.3686266
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>3686248
    BODY
    power that spear into its brain!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:52 No.3686268
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>3686248
    Thanks. Spear attack still stands.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:53 No.3686279
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    >>3686240
    >>3686244
    >Attack/porn, attack eyes

    Two more attacks!

    Driblis hits the bear in the ear! Driblis hits the bear in the right eye!

    Jibblet hits the bear with the SHOVEL. Jibblet misses her second attack.

    The bear attacks driblis ferociously but misses wildly! The bear is looking low on morale and HP.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:54 No.3686288
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    rolled 10 = 10

    You know what I'm talking about!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:54 No.3686293
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>3686248
    Jump on bear and ride it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:56 No.3686307
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>3686279
    Eat bear.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:56 No.3686308
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    >>3686266
    >>3686268
    >KILL MAIM BURN

    More attacks! Driblis lands another strike, into the bear's body! Driblis looks like an expert fighter with another successful strike!

    Bear has fallen unconscious! The bonespear sticks in the wound.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:58 No.3686316
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    rolled 15 = 15

    >>3686308
    Make Jibblet a furry monokini from bearhide.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:58 No.3686317
    rolled 8 = 8

    Remove claws to make a necklace as a trophy.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)21:59 No.3686325
    PRIEST - Come to this the fatal hour when at last from the eyes of deluded man the scales must fall away, and be shown the cruel picture of his errors and his vices - say, my son, do you not repent the host of sins unto which you were led by weakness and human frailty?

    DYING MAN - Yes, my friend, I do repent.

    PRIEST - Rejoice then in these pangs of remorse, during the brief space remaining to you profit therefrom to obtain Heaven’s general absolution for your sins, and be mindful of it, only through the mediation of the Most Holy Sacrament of penance will you be granted it by the Eternal.

    DYING MAN - I do not understand you, any more than you have understood me.

    PRIEST - Eh?

    DYING MAN - I told you that I repented.

    PRIEST - I heard you say it.

    DYING MAN - Yes, but without understanding it.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)21:59 No.3686329
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    >>3686316
    >Make Jibblet a furry
    >monokini from bear hide

    Driblis solemnly finishes off the bear.

    Crafting failed! However, instead of a fancy monokini, Driblis fashions a crude shirt.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:00 No.3686331
    PRIEST - My interpretation -

    DYING MAN - Hold. I shall give you mine. By Nature created, created with very keen tastes, with very strong passions; placed on this earth for the sole purpose of yielding to them and satisfying them, and these effects of my creation being naught but necessities directly relating to Nature’s fundamental designs or, if you prefer, naught but essential derivatives proceeding from her intentions in my regard, all in accordance with her laws, I repent not having acknowledged her omnipotence as fully as I might have done, I am only sorry for the modest use I made of the faculties (criminal in your view, perfectly ordinary in mine) she gave me to serve her; I did sometimes resist her, I repent it. Misled by your absurd doctrines, with them for arms I mindlessly challenged the desires instilled in me by a much diviner inspiration, and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I might have gathered an ample harvest of fruit - such are the just grounds for the regrets I have, do me the honor of considering me incapable of harboring any others.

    PRIEST - Lo! where your fallacies take you, to what pass are you brought by your sophistries! To created being you ascribe all the Creator’s power, and those unlucky penchants which have led you astray, ah! do you not see they are merely the products of corrupted nature, to which you attribute omnipotence?

    DYING MAN -Friend - it looks to me as though your dialectic were as false as your thinking. Pray straighten your arguing or else leave me to die in peace. What do you mean by Creator, and what do you mean by corrupted nature?

    PRIEST - The Creator is the master of the universe, ‘tis He who has wrought everything, everything created, and who maintains it all through the mere fact of His omnipotence.

    DYING MAN - An impressive figure indeed. Tell me now why this so very formidable fellow did nevertheless, as you would have it, create a corrupted nature?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:00 No.3686332
    Skin the bear for the pelt and eat its heart for power and virility.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:00 No.3686336
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    >>3686308
    back to camp, make PARTY!, raise morale

    [sorry for using ur thread to post unrelated cutebold pics...]
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:00 No.3686337
    PRIEST - What glory would men ever have, had not God left them free will; and in the enjoyment thereof, what merit could come to them, were there not on earth the possibility of doing good and that of avoiding evil?

    DYING MAN - And so your god bungled his work deliberately, in order to tempt or test his creature - did he then not know, did he then not doubt what the result would be?

    PRIEST - He knew it undoubtedly but, once again, he wished to leave man the merit of choice.

    DYING MAN - And to what purpose, since from the outset he knew the course affairs would take and since, all-mighty as you tell me he is, he had but to make his creature choose as suited him?

    PRIEST - Who is there can penetrate God’s vast and infinite designs regarding man, and who can grasp all that makes up the universal scheme?

    DYING MAN - Anyone who simplifies matters, my friend, anyone, above all, who refrains from multiplying causes in order to confuse effects all the more. What need have you of a second difficulty when you are unable to resolve the first, and once it is possible that Nature may have all alone done what you attrubute to your god, why must you go looking for someone to be her overlord? The cause and explanation of what you do not understand may perhaps be the simplest thing in the world. Perfect your physics and you will understand Nature better, refine your reason, banish your prejudices and you’ll have no further need of your god.

    PRIEST - Wretched man! I took you for no worse than a Socinian - arms I had to combat you. But ‘tis clear you are an athiest, and seeing that your heart is shut to the authentic and innumerable proofs we receive every day of our lives of the Creator’s existence - I have no more to say to you. There is no restoring the blind to the light.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:02 No.3686348
    DYING MAN - Softly, my friend, own that between the two, he who blindfolds himself must surely see less of the light than he who snatches the blindfold away from his eyes. You compose, you construct, you dream, you magnify and complicate; I sift, I simplify. You accumulate errors, pile one atop the other; I combat them all. Which one of us is blind?

    PRIEST - Then you do not believe in God at all?

    DYING MAN - No. And for one very sound reason: it is perfectly impossible to believe in what one does not understand. Between understanding and faith immediate connections must subsist; understanding is the very lifeblood of faith; where understanding has ceased, faith is dead; and when they who are in such a case proclaim they have faith, they deceive.

    You yourself, preacher, I defy you to believe in the god you predicate to me - you must fail because you cannot demonstrate him to me, because it is not in you to define him to me, because consequently you do not understand him - because as of the moment you do not understand him, you can no longer furnish me any reasonable argument concerning him, and because, in sum, anything beyond the limits and grasp of the human mind is either illusion or futility; and because your god having to be one or the other of the two, in the first instance I should be mad to believe in him, in the second a fool.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:02 No.3686350
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    >>3686317
    >claw trophy.

    Awesome. Driblis feels more powerful-looking already.

    >>3686325
    Driblis thinks about obscure religious and philosophical meanders for a moment, but gets bored.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:03 No.3686355
    My friend, prove to me that matter is inert and I will grant you a creator, prove to me that Nature does not suffice to herself and I’ll let you imagine her ruled by a higher force; until then, expect nothing from me, I bow to evidence only, and evidence I perceive only through my senses: my belief goes no farther than they, beyond that point my faith collapses. I believe in the sun because I see it, I conceive it as the focal center of all the inflammable matter in Nature, its periodic movement pleases but does not amaze me. ‘Tis a mechanical operation, perhaps as simple as the workings of electricity, but which we are unable to understand.

    Need I bother more about it? when you have roofed everything over with your god, will I be any the better off? and shall I still not have to make an effort at least as great to understand the artisan as to define his handiwork? By edifying your chimera it is thus no service you have rendered me, you have made me uneasy in my mind but you have not enlightened it, and instead of gratitude I owe you resentment.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:03 No.3686359
    rolled 17 = 17

    Combine the power of Jibblet and yourself to HAUL the bear BACK TO THE CAMP and be a HERO OF THE CAMP.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:03 No.3686364
    Your god is a machine you fabricated in your passions’ behalf, you manipulated it to their liking; but the day it interfered with mine, I kicked it out of my way, deem it fitting that I did so; and now, at this moment when I sink and my soul stands in need of calm and philosophy, belabor it not with your riddles and your cant, which alarm but will not convince it, which will irritate without improving it; good friends and on the best terms have we ever been, this soul and I, so Nature wished it to be; as it is, so she expressly modeled it, for my soul is the result of the dispositions she formed in me pursuant to her own ends and needs; and as she has an equal need of vices and virtues, whenever she was pleased to move me to evil, she did so, whenever she wanted a good deed from me, she roused in me the desire to perform one, and even so I did as I was bid. Look nowhere but to her workings for the unique cause of our fickle human behavior, and in her laws hope to find no other springs than her will and her requirements.

    PRIEST - And so whatever is in this world, is necessary.

    DYING MAN - Exactly.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:04 No.3686366
    PRIEST - But is everything is necessary - then the whole is regulated.

    DYING MAN - I am not the one to deny it.

    PRIEST - And what can regulate the whole save it be an all-powerful and all-knowing hand?

    DYING MAN - Say, is it not necessary that gunpowder ignite when you set a spark to it?

    PRIEST - Yes.

    DYING MAN - And do you find any presence of wisdom in that?

    PRIEST - None.

    DYING MAN - It is then possible that things necessarily come about without being determined by a superior intelligence, and possible hence that everything derive logically from a primary cause, without there being either reason or wisdom in that primary cause.

    PRIEST - What are you aiming at?

    DYING MAN - At proving to you that the world and all therein may be what it is and as you see it to be, without any wise and reasoning cause directing it, and that natural effects must have natural causes: natural causes sufficing, there is no need to invent any such unnatural ones as your god who himself, as I have told you already, would require to be explained and who would at the same time be the explanation of nothing; and that once ‘tis plain your god is superfluous, he is perfectly useless; that what is useless would greatly appear to be imaginary only, null and therefore non-existent; thus, to conclude that your god is a fiction I need no other argument than that which furnishes me the certitude of his inutility.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:05 No.3686371
    PRIEST - At that rate there is no great need for me to talk to you about religion.

    DYING MAN - True, but why not anyhow? Nothing so much amuses me as this sign of the extent to which human beings have been carried away by fanaticism and stupidity; although the prodigious spectacle of folly we are facing here may be horrible, it is always interesting. Answer me honestly, and endeavor to set personal considerations aside: were I weak enough to fall victim to your silly theories concerning the fabulous existence of the being who renders religion necessary, under what form would you advise me to worship him? Would you have me adopt the daydreams of Confucius rather than the absurdities of Brahma, should I kneel before the great snake to which the blacks pray, invoke the Peruvian’s sun or Moses’ Lord of Hosts, to which Mohammedan sect should I rally, or which Christian heresy would be preferable in your view? Be careful how you reply.

    PRIEST - Can it be doubtful?

    DYING MAN - Then ‘tis egotistical.

    PRIEST - No, my son, ‘tis as much out of love for thee as for myself I urge thee to embrace my creed.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:05 No.3686372
    rolled 9 = 9

    Express love for Jibblet as cutely as possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:06 No.3686377
    DYING MAN - And I wonder how the one or the other of us can have much love for himself, to deign to listen to such degrading nonsense.

    PRIEST - But who can be mistaken about the miracles wrought by our Divine Redeemer?

    DYING MAN - He who sees in him anything else than the most vulgar of all tricksters and the most arrent of all imposters.

    PRIEST - O God, you hear him and your wrath thunders not forth!

    DYING MAN - No my friend, all is peace and quiet around us, because your god, be it from impotence or from reason or from whatever you please, is a being whose existence I shall momentarily concede out of condescension for you or, if you prefer, in order to accommodate myself to your sorry little perspective; because this god, I say, were he to exist, as you are mad enough to believe, could not have selected as means to persuade us, anything more ridiculous than those your Jesus incarnates.

    PRIEST - What! the prophecies, the miracles, the martyrs - are they not so many proofs?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:06 No.3686383
    DYING MAN - How, so long as I abide by the rules of logic, how would you have me accept as proof anything which itself is lacking proof? Before a prophecy could constitute proof I should first have to be completely certain it was ever pronounced; the prophecies history tells us of belong to history and for me they can only have the force of other historical facts, whereof three out of four are exceedingly dubious; if to this I add the strong probability that they have been transmitted to us by not very objective historians, who recorded what they preferred to have us read, I shall be quite within my rights if I am Skeptical. And furthermore, who is there to assure me that this prophecy was not made after the fact, that it was not a stratagem of everyday political scheming, like that which predicts a happy reign under a just king, or frost in wintertime?

    As for your miracles, I am not any readier to be taken in by such rubbish. All rascals have performed them, all fools have believed in them; before I’d be persuaded of the truth of a miracle I would have to be very sure the event so called by you was absolutely contrary to the laws of Nature, for only what is outside of Nature can pass for miraculous; and who is so deeply learned in Nature that he can affirm the precise point where it is infringed upon?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:07 No.3686388
    Damn.... this thread got deep all the sudden
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:07 No.3686394
    Only two things are needed to accredit an alleged miracle, a mountebank and a few simpletons; tush, there’s the whole origin of your prodigies; all new adherents to a religious sect have wrought some; and more extraordinary still, all have found imbeciles around to believe them.

    Your Jesus’ feats do not surpass those of Apollonius of Tyana, yet nobody thinks to take the latter for a god; and when we come to your martyrs, assuredly, these are the feeblest of all your arguments. To produce martyrs you need but to have enthusiasm on the one hand, resistance on the other; and so long as an opposed cause offers me as many of them as does yours, I shall never be sufficiently authorized to believe one better than the other, but rather very much inclined to consider all of them pitiable.

    Ah my friend! were it true that the god you preach did exist, would he need miracle, martyr, or prophecy to secure recognition? and if, as you declare, the human heart were of his making, would he not have chosen it for the repository of his law? Then would this law, impartial for all mankind because emanating from a just god, then would it be found graved deep and writ clear in all men alike, and from one end of the world to the other, all men, having this delicate and sensitive organ in common, would also resemble each other through the homage they would render the god whence they had got it; all would adore and serve him in one identical manner, and they would be as incapable of disregarding this god as of resisting the inward impulse to worship him.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:08 No.3686397
    rolled 15 = 15

    Get back to town, convince the villagers to come help collect bear parts (TALK) . That much meat and fur can't be allowed to go to waste.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:08 No.3686401
    Instead of that, what do I behold throughout this world? As many gods as there are countries; as many different cults as there are different minds or different imaginations; and this swarm of opinions among which it physically impossible for me to choose, say now, is this a just god’s doing? Fie upon you, preacher, you outrage your god when you present him to me thus; rather let me deny him completely, for if he exists then I outrage him far less by my incredulity than do you through your blasphemies.

    Return to your senses, preacher, your Jesus is no better than Mohammed, Mohammed no better than Moses, and the three of them combined no better than Confucius, who did after all have some wise things to say while the others did naught but rave; in general, though, such people are all mere frauds: philosophers laughed at them, the mob believed them, and justice ought to have hanged them.

    PRIEST - Alas, justice dealt only too harshly with one of the four.

    DYING MAN - If he alone got what he deserved it was he who deserved it most richly; seditious, turbulent, calumniating, dishonest, libertine, a clumsy buffoon, and very mischievous; he had the art of overawing common folk and stirring up the rabble; and hence came in line for punishment in a kingdom where the state of affairs was what it was in Jerusalem then. They were very wise indeed to get rid of him, and this perhaps is one case in which my extremely lenient and also extremely tolerant maxims are able to allow the severity of Themis; I excuse any misbehavior save that which may endanger the government one lives under, kings and their majesties are the only thing I respect; and whoever does not love his country and his king were better dead than alive.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:08 No.3686403
    >>3686388
    More like someone's threadshitting with copy pasta
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:09 No.3686406
    PRIEST - But you do surely believe something awaits us after this life, you must at some time or another have sought to pierce the dark shadows enshrouding our mortal fate, and what other theory could have satisfied your anxious spirit, than that of the numberless woes that betide him who has lived wickedly, and an eternity of rewards for him whose life has been good?

    DYING MAN - What other, my friend? that of nothingness, it has never held terrors for me, in it I see naught but what is consoling and unpretentious; all other theories are of pride’s composition, this one alone is of reason’s. Moreover, ‘tis neither dreadful nor absolute, this nothingness. Before my eyes have I not the example of Nature’s perpetual generations and regenerations? Nothing perishes in the world, my friend, nothing is lost; man today, worm tomorrow, the day after tomorrow a fly; is it not to keep steadily on existing? And what entitles me to be rewarded for virtues which are in me through no fault of my own, or again punished for crimes wherefore the ultimate responsibility is not mine? how are you to put your alleged god’s goodness into tune with this system, and can he have wished to create me in order to reap pleasure from punishing me, and that solely on account of a choice he does not leave me free will to determine?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:09 No.3686411
    >>3686403
    It's awfully delicious copypasta

    Anyone know the source?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:10 No.3686418
    >>3686350
    convince more to become warriors
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:10 No.3686421
    PRIEST - You are free.

    DYING MAN - Yes, in terms of your prejudices; but reason puts them to rout, and the theory of human freedom was never devised except to fabricate that of grace, which was to acquire such importance in your reveries. What man on earth, seeing the scaffold a step beyond the crime, would commit it were he free not to commit it? We are the pawns of an irresistable force, and never for an instant is it within our power to do anything but make the best of our lot and forge ahead along the path that has been traced for us. There is not a single virtue which is not necessary to Nature and conversely not a single crime which she does not need and it is in the perfect balance she maintains between the one and the other that her immense science consists; but can we be guilty for adding our weight to this side or that when it is she who tosses us onto the scales? no more so than the hornet who thrusts his dart into your skin.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:11 No.3686426
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    >>3686336
    [Haha, I suppose only cutebolds can make hookers cute]

    >>3686359
    Despite the poor roll, Driblis and Jibblet begin dragging the corpse back towards camp.

    Unfortunately, night falls before they arrive. They are in a fairly featureless plains area with a dead bear. Jibblet smells slightly of ROTTING FISH due to carrying her remaining fish around all day.

    Notably, the furkini was apparently cut out of the other side of the bear.

    Should they CAMP or CONTINUE ONWARD?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:11 No.3686429
    PRIEST - Then we should not shrink from the worst of all crimes.

    DYING MAN - I say nothing of the kind. Let the evil deed be proscribed by law, let justice smite the criminal, that will be deterrent enough; but if by misfortune we do commit it even so, let’s not cry over spilled milk; remorse is inefficacious, since it does not stay us from crime, futile since it does not repair it, therefore it is absurd to beat one’s breast, more absurd still to dread being punished in another world if we have been lucky to escape it in this. God forbid that this be construed as encouragement to crime, no, we should avoid it as much as we can, but one must learn to shun it through reason and not through false fears which lead to naught and whose effects are so quickly overcome in any moderately steadfast soul.

    Reason, sir - yes, our reason alone should warn us that harm done our fellows can never bring happiness to us; and our heart, that contributing to their felicity is the greatest joy Nature has accorded us on earth; the entirety of human morals is contained in this one phrase: Render others as happy as one desires oneself to be, and never inflict more pain upon them than one would like to receive at their hands. There you are, my friend, those are the only principles we should observe, and you need neither god nor religion to appreciate and subscribe to them, you need only have a good heart.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:12 No.3686434
    But I feel my strength ebbing away; preacher, put away your prejudices, unbend, be a man, be human, without fear and without hope forget your gods and your religions too: they are none of them good for anything but to set man at odds with man, and the mere name of these horrors has caused greater loss of life on earth than all other wars and all other plagues combined. Renounce the idea of another world; there is none, but do not renounce the pleasure of being happy and of making for happiness in this. Nature offers you no other way of doubling your existence, of extending it. -

    My friend, lewd pleasures were ever dearer to me than anything else, I have idolized them all my life and my wish has been to end it in their bosom; my end draws near, six women lovelier than the light of day are waiting in the chamber adjoining, I have reserved them for this moment, partake of the feast with me, following my example embrace them instead of the vain sophistries of superstition, under their caresses strive for a little while to forget your hypocritical beliefs.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:12 No.3686440
    rolled 1 = 1

    CAMP! It is time for the ritual.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:13 No.3686443
    come to think of it, how do group efforts change die rolls?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:13 No.3686444
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>3686426
    camp, convince Jibblet to cuddle with you
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:13 No.3686445
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    SURE IS SADE IN THIS THREAD
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:13 No.3686447
    attack DYING MAN.
    (the PRIEST shouldn't interfere, and the DYING MAN seems low on HP and morale)
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:14 No.3686461
    >>3686434
    Damn...

    That's one heck of a noodle scratcher right there.

    Came for the Quest, stayed for the philosophical insight.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:15 No.3686462
    Rest. Regen HP.
    Didn't Driblis (5hp) just get a 7hp wound?

    BTW, XP, level up?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:17 No.3686486
    >>3686461
    Here's the REAL noodle scratcher.

    This all came from a man who REALLY liked spanking ladies' bottoms till they were red as apples.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:17 No.3686489
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    >>3686440
    Well, Driblis isn't sure what ritual you are referring to, but the two kobolds set up camp.

    A small fire is built. There are no bedrolls because no one thought to bring any. Both take a moment to consider how poor the lighting effect looks.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:18 No.3686491
    Also, eat bear.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:19 No.3686502
    rolled 19 = 19

    Cuddle! The Dark gods demand cutebolds to cuddle for more party members.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:20 No.3686510
    >>3686489
    ritual of frying bear meat and eating fried bear meat!
    Sounds DEEEEELICIOUS!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:20 No.3686513
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>3686489
    SING for Jibblet!
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:21 No.3686519
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    >>3686491
    Using the shovel to hack off bits of bear and roast them, Driblis and Jibblet make a decent meal of it. There is plenty of bear left.

    Jibblet hesitantly concedes that Driblis was impressive in killing the bear.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:21 No.3686521
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>3686489
    Eat bear kabobs
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:23 No.3686529
    Damn it. This is the slowest kobold Date Sim RPG ever. At least get a good nose shot. Grrr...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:23 No.3686530
    Fry some more bear for later (it shouldn't rot that fast when fried). Then find a safe-looking place for rest.

    (did I get it right that the shovel is D20 and the spear is D3?)
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:24 No.3686535
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    >>3686502
    >Cuddle

    Driblis would never suggest such an action so early in their friendship! Plus, Jibblet is twice Driblis' age, though 4 years old is hardly aged for a kobold.

    >>3686513
    Driblis sings, albeit poorly. Jibblet mentions that perhaps Driblis should stick to fighting bears.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:25 No.3686540
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>3686513
    Plot to check Jibblets gender while she is asleep and compare it to your own.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:25 No.3686542
    >>3686426
    I guess the moon only has ears when partly full? Looks so sad without them.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:26 No.3686553
    This thread is basic homosexuality
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:27 No.3686559
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    rolled 11 = 11

    >>3686529
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:28 No.3686572
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    >>3686530
    Driblis and Jibblet spend some time hacking up the bear and cooking the parts that can be.

    Driblis makes the hide into makeshift backpacks for the trek home, but the hide will still be useful afterwards as well.

    [All weapons do 1 damage. Spear did 1d3 once because of a critical success (Someone rolled a 1)]
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:32 No.3686596
    Okay. Camp for the night (need to get HP back). Not going back to the camp yet.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:36 No.3686632
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    >>3686559
    [Intensely cute. Thanks again for the contributions]
    >>3686542
    [The moon is like the sun in that sometimes it has humanoid features, and sometimes it does not. :(]

    >>3686596
    Driblis and Jibblet sleep the night away.
    HP restored!

    Dribilis feels stronger! BODY now 11.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:40 No.3686667
    >>3686632
    You've been rubbing your nose on my back, you pervert!
    Eat some bear.
    Take backpacks on.
    Continue towards the forest.
    (don't enter the forest yet, let us examine the area from outside first)
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:41 No.3686678
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    >>3686632
    Dribils is the first to wake. It's a clear morning!

    KNOWLEDGE GAINED: Jibblet snores loudly.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:44 No.3686705
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    >>3686632
    [no problem]
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:44 No.3686711
    Make a menacing gesture at the Sun
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:48 No.3686744
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    >>3686667
    You arrive at the forest. The woods look lovely, dark, and deep. But there are elves in there.

    >>3686705
    [d'aww]

    >>3686711
    Driblis does so! Shaking fist! Stupid Sunbeard!
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 02/11/09(Wed)22:50 No.3686768
    >>3686744
    Keep going into the forest.
    After all, we can't stop here, this is elf country.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:51 No.3686771
    >>3686744
    set forest on fire
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:54 No.3686807
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    >>3686768
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)22:56 No.3686822
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    >>3686768
    >Go in
    Ok! Into the breach!

    >>3686771
    >Set forest on fire.
    But Driblis is in here to catch animals, not burn everything down. Plus, Driblis is in the forest and would die if it was on fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)22:58 No.3686837
    Enter edge of forest. Scout area for elves.

    After no elves are found, start building elf-trap.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:00 No.3686854
    >>3686822
    But we must avenge the dead! The elves are probably eating them right now!
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)23:00 No.3686856
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    >>3686837
    >Build elf trap

    Building things requires a roll!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:01 No.3686865
    (dig hole. fill bottom of hole with wooden spikes. mask the hole.

    start off with a natural hole in the ground, to lessen the amount of digging)
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:03 No.3686882
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>3686865
    rolling body cause this poster is too dumb to realize you ask for rolls
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)23:08 No.3686914
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    >>3686865
    >>3686882
    Ok. Driblis and Jibblet create a pitfall trap!

    Jibblet did the digging, since she has a shovel. She is now TIRED. Driblis crafted wooden spikes from nearby trees, but that was fairly easy.

    A cat watches them build the trap but seems benign. The trap is now covered and ready!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:09 No.3686918
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>3686882
    anon seems to fail a wisdom roll.

    slow /tg/ is slow. >>3686865 >>3686856 were seconds apart.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:09 No.3686920
    >>3686914
    TALK to BENIGN CAT
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:09 No.3686921
    >>3686914
    Give the cat some food. Call him Tom.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:11 No.3686936
    rolled 4 = 4

    tame cat
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:14 No.3686955
    rolled 7 = 7

    create a snare trap on the most obvious route avoiding the pitfall trap.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)23:14 No.3686957
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    >>3686920
    >>3686921
    >Give food, talk to cat, HUG TOM

    The cat accepts the fish! The group is now out of fish. It does not respond to any vocal queries.

    TOM is not a good name for anything. Sounds very human. Driblis names the cat Tomifliblin.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:16 No.3686977
    >>3686336
    How does Kobolds know what prostitutions is.
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)23:19 No.3686996
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    >>3686955
    Snare trap created! Hopefully this will stop elves walking around in this particular area of the forest.

    The pitfall trap is covered in leaves. Driblis and Jibblet found a tolerable hiding spot but aren't sure if they should stick around.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:19 No.3687000
    >>3686977
    shinny peebles -> nose rub, nothing more than that
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:19 No.3687004
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:21 No.3687013
    >>3686957
    >Tomifiblin

    That's fantastic.

    >>3686996
    Wait for prey!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:22 No.3687019
    rolled 16 = 16

    Stick around in a safe distance.
    Maybe on a tree.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:30 No.3687076
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>3686996

    I think it's time for SCIENCE! Is there enough room in a forest to swing a cat without hitting an elf? Grab cat by tail, swing cat!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:34 No.3687092
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>3687076
    not a good idea.
    The cat could come in handy.

    Think up a bait for the trap. Maybe the cat hanging by its tail?
    >> Driblis !!GOrJudN+wNz 02/11/09(Wed)23:34 No.3687098
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    >>3687013
    >>3687019
    >Sit around and wait

    Ok. Driblis and Jibblet hide and wait for an elf to stroll into a trap.

    This seems a good place to stop. They sit in the (poorly rendered) tree, and await passerby!

    [Next quest will have to wait till at least Monday.

    Thanks for your patronage! Also thanks other drawguy for the cutebolds and 'fanart' so much as it is that. Back soon enough everyone.]
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:35 No.3687105
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>3687092
    still not a good idea, we may need that cat later, how 'bout some scraps of bear instead?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:45 No.3687169
    This was pretty cute.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:47 No.3687179
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>3687019
    Driblis and Jibblet Sitting in a Treeeee
    N.O.S.E. R.U.B.B.I.N.G.!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:53 No.3687223
    Lol both of those cutebolds are girls lol
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)23:58 No.3687255
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>3687223
    that still hasn't been decided,
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)00:00 No.3687283
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    >>3687223
    >both of those cutebolds are girls
    So are both of these.
    What's your point?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/12/09(Thu)00:01 No.3687297
    >>3687255
    Wait, we're walking around with no top on?

    *nose rub*
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)00:03 No.3687314
    >>3687297
    I don't think cutebolds care all that much about clothing. Jibblet doesn't seem to.

    For that matter, their clothes seem to appear and disappear constantly.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)00:04 No.3687322
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    >>3687297
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/12/09(Thu)00:05 No.3687328
    *NOSERUB*
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)00:13 No.3687383
    are these being archived?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)00:14 No.3687395
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuNBTet27cI

    WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)00:19 No.3687439
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>3687383
    yes.
    vote.



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