Protagonist: Driblis (???) (The HATFORGER) (SLAYER OF GOATS, FORGER OF HATS) (2 years old)
Driblis is a young kobold, just turned two, who is an expert haberdasher. He/She has the following stats:
BODY 11
MIND 8
TALK 10
HP 5/5

Inventory:
Shovel (previously owned by Drifli, who died) (given to Jibblet)
Fish (from Jibblet)
Leather Shirt (Created)
Silly Hat (Created) (Bite missing)
Zombie Goat bits (Kill)
Zombie Goat Hat
Zombie Goat Bone Spear
BEAR (Butchered, cooked)
-Bear Leather Backpack-


Jibblet (Female) (Fisherbold) (4 years old)
BODY 8
MIND 10
TALK 4
HP 7

Inventory:
FISHING ROD
FISH (x2)
SHOVEL.
Leather hat (By Driblis)
Bear fur top (By Driblis)
-Bear Leather Backpack-


Tomifliblin (cat)

Last time: Driblis and Jibblet made a spiked pit trap in the elven forest. They also placed a nearby snare. They are currently waiting for animals (or elves) to come by and fall into the traps.

Actions?

where were we?

Hide. Talk to cat.

rolled 9 = 9

Get water

>>3774131
Driblis and Jibblet were in a tree, waiting for elves. There's a short summary at the end of the statblock.

>>3774141
Driblis decides to hop down and go get some water, while Jibblet sleeps.
Tomifliblin does not want to talk. He's asleep. Jibblet also got bored waiting and is napping. They are already reasonably hidden in the tree.

>>3774144
Driblis decides to go get water while Jibblet sleeps.

rolled 13 = 13

Check water for carp.

>>3774144
>>3774208
Driblis has found a small brook! (9 was under body, so it was just a search by exhaustion). There appear to be no fish of appreciable size in the brook. The water is clear and cool.

Driblis has no container suitable for carrying water.

rolled 15 = 15

throw ZOMBIE GOAT BONE SPEAR at FREAKY LIZARD THING WTF IS THAT?

>>3774264
>freaky lizard thing
>what is that?

It is a Rhesus Macaque. Still throw spear?

rolled 13 = 13

Make waterskin out of bear stomach ( Mind? )

fuck off and die with your shitty quests and your shitty kobolds.

no! don't throw away your only wepon, you will be KILL BY ELVES

use goat skullcap to hold some water for drinking

>Driblis cancels drink: Interrupted by Rhesus Macaque

>>3774114
God fucking dammit, enough quests already. GTFO.

>>3774114

seems the trolls are out and about today, you may want to try again another day mr. driblis.

also, you should still try to kill the monkey before it gets any closer.

>>3774379

WAAAAAH NOBODY IS PAYING ATTENTION TO MY SHITTY LOVE IS BLOOM 40K THREAD

fucker, quests are signal. I don't read them, but fuck yea they're signal alright.

>>3774399
>quests are sergal

What I actually thought you said at first, hah

>>3774345
Unfortunately, the bearskin isn't cooperating. Driblis tries for a bit, fails, and stows the skin away in his apparently invisible backpack.

>>3774350
Driblis herpaderps like the voice in his head but gets embarrassed about being stupid.

>>3774353
Easily done! Driblis drinks some water and feels refreshed.

>>3774399
WHAT IF WE MAKE A LCBQUEST

10 OF THEM A DAY UNTIL YOU VOMIT UNCONTROLLABLY

[No pic 'cause no one suggested anything. Sage for the same reason.]

>>3774395
[I will see how it goes.]

>>3774404
[I am rather incapable of drawing sergals! The hair is outright impossible for me. Not that my cutebolds are all that great either]

>>3774379
>>3774422
[There are what, three drawquests currently in progress? Joan, Dorf, and Driblis? Only this one is on the board and no DQ has gone over one thread thus far. It's not like I'm flooding the board. Hide the thread.]

>>3774404
cut it whit sergals already, people thinks we're forcing them.

thats not the point, quests are old. Find something new.

>>3774408
Go back to the tree and check the trap.

>>3774441
search around for materials to use to catch the rhesus macaque, check traps, check jibblet

>>3774485
[Like 40k? 4e shitstorms? The /b/ mindset that has started leaking into... Wait, no, I'm not going to get suckered into a trollfight here. I will no longer respond to trolling in this thread.]

>>3774488
Driblis heads back. The traps seem to be still be untriggered. It's only been an hour or two anyway.

>>3774510
['dice 1d20' in the email field for dice rolling]

Jibblet is still up in the tree, sleeping. Her position seems to be negating her normally loud snoring.

rolled 20 = 20

>>3774519
try making a waterskin again, to pass time until someone gets caught

>>3774519
Hmm. It's probably safe to assume that any scrawny elves that get caught in either of dribli's traps wouldn't be able to free themselves anytime soon. So, lets explore the forest.

>>3774554
>20

Driblis is just not having any luck today, but spends a couple hours tinkering with the leather. This particular scrap is ruined.

>>3774617
>>3774617
Fuck you op.
NATURAL TWENTY

>>3774627
[When trying to roll under stats, a natural 20 is not a good thing.]

rolled 7 = 7

>>3774634
>>3774617
I make an ass of myself.

rolled 15 = 15

>>3774617
turn around!, "Panic", run "around" trap, leading elf into it!

>>3774648
>'panic', lead elf into traps

The elf is already past the traps! Jibblet is at the base of the tree that Jibblet is hiding in. The elf is inspecting a damaged branch that Jibblet used to make spikes.

Should Driblis attempt running past the elf and dodging the traps anyway?

rolled 3 = 3

MiND
Astral project into creator's mind and strangle.

rolled 20 = 20

>>3774702
No, Attempt to Surprise the elf and attack him using your bone spear.

>>3774747
>rolled 20 = 20

D:

rolled 13 = 13

>>3774747
No, try to reason with him. He is a man of the earth, and would not want unnecessary violence. He'll probably just come up with some gay ass speech.

>>3774747
Critical Failure.

...fuck

>>3774747
>Attack elf outright!
>20

Driblis lets forth a battle cry and stabs wildly at the elf! His attack goes wide, however, and misses. The elf does not look particularly bloodthirsty, but appears ready to defend itself.

The elf is weilding a wooden club.

rolled 15 = 15

>>3774786
try to herd elf into traps with careful stabbing!

>>3774702

Try to bull-rush (kobold-rush?) the elf into the pit, if he's close enough. He may have the advantage of size, but he's still a pansy elf. Weak and pitiful. He's already distracted by that tree.

>>3774789
>attack, goading the elf towards the pit
A miss!

The elf, unimpressed with your terrible fighting, offers you a chance to surrender. It provides the alternative of death. It is speaking in broken koboldish.

>>3774796
>Bullrush elf
[Dice goes in the email field! The elf is possibly close enough. It would require a body roll.]

>>3774830
Try to trick it to surrender instead

>>3774837

>>3774842
Fuck it

rolled 2 = 2

>>3774853

>>3774863
When did it change from roll to dice?

rolled 15 = 15

>>3774870
dunno, it's always been this way for me, as i have only used it in driblis threads.

rolled 12 = 12

>>3774830
(TALK)
Apologize for attempting to attack him. After all, when you're in the forest hunting for food and you're surprised by something behind you, blindly lashing out is a perfectly reasonable reaction. You obviously meant no harm.

>>3774837
>>3774842
Driblis does not find this plan to be likely to succeed.

>>3774860
Is that 2 to fuck it or to trick it? Regardless, despite the very inspiring plea, the elf has no intention of surrendering in any fashion to the kobold. It does, however, state that it's offer stands for the moment.

>>3774870
[It's... always been dice xdy. I think. suptg has the thread archived where it was first introduced, somewhere.]

>>3774894
I remember using roll a month or so ago, meh. Also that was me, several times. Fuck it was me giving up.

>>3774887
The elf accepts your somewhat brash and unrepentant surrender.

He then goes on a monologue for a moment, boring Driblis but keeping attention due to his somewhat worrisome face.

"Trees, no, the forest feels pain just like elves. Or even Kobolds. I know your kind lives only twenty years at most, but some of these trees are hundreds of summers from the seed. Would you really want to destroy something that took so long to reach it's current state? Surely, there are alternatives to destroying nature's beauty for the sake of something meant to kill. Why not spend your short, wretched lives doing something more productive? Perhaps you could find a cave to live in, out of sight and out of mind. Alternatively, there are human and dwarven settlements reasonably close. You could go and ruin their horrible cities and mines. Please leave the forest unmolested, however.

Killing Goblins is fine too."

rolled 9 = 9

>>3774928
Try to not be pissed off at the comments you may agree with somewhat, but still annoy you.

Ask him if he knows of any beginner dungeons then since he wishes us to be hidden.

rolled 7 = 7

>>3774928
(TALK)
Ask him if he would be so kind as to point you in the direction of the nearest human settlement.

rolled 18, 2 = 20

>>3774928

Point out that merely borrowing a branch from the tree leaves in free to continue growing, while allowing it to productively contribute to the fine art of goblin killing.

Then while he's busy replying with the inevitable monologue, stab him in the throat. He'll never see it coming.

(Two rolls, one for the talking, one for attacking.)

>>3774950
>ask about beginner dungeons
"As I recall, there was a cave near the nearest kobold camp. You came from there, correct? Perhaps you and your... pack (?) should work on clearing that out first."
>>3774954
>directions to human settlement.
"Certainly. It is to the south, along the coastline. Just look for the... " the elf shudders slightly "...wooden buildings. They will likely attack you on sight, however. Humans are not particularly tolerant of lesser races like yourself. Still, you may find some items of use in their bins and coffers."

rolled 14 = 14

>>3774991
Ask him if he'd be willing to show us the error of our ways just to see if his view on us could improve.

>>3774991
Rouse Jibblet and ask for her opinion on where they should venture next; should they stay in the forest attempting to hunt animals and rob travelers, work their way towards the human town and stealthily nick whatever valuables they may find amongst the human inhabitants, or head to the dungeon near their camp?

rolled 1 = 1

>>3774991

That human town looks an awfully long way away. Why risk yet another bear encounter when we can wait for the elf to go away, then find their elfy tree city and BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

>>3775009
"I'm not sure what you mean by that."

Jibblet has snuck up behind the elf! You aren't sure when she got down from the tree. She seems to be nonverbally asking if she should attack.

rolled 11 = 11

>>3774991
retrieve jibblet, return home. practice hunting montage, then go back to zombie goatse dungeon.

rolled 13 = 13

>>3775044
Nonchalantly nod, pretending to look into the sun

rolled 2 = 2

>>3775044
no jibblet! the RNG wishes for us to fail at elf combat!

>>3775053
>get Jibblet, go back home, goatse
>>3775067
>no!

Driblis calls her off and alerts the elf to her presence so she can't attack him blindly.

Jibblet is miffed at the lack of action, and the lack of revenge, but understands in a sense. Driblis is a treeaboo and is adopting elven culture over kobold.

The elf sets itself to dismantling your traps while Driblis and Jibblet head back towards Camp Libdibis.

rolled 5 = 5

>>3775135
Use skill atomic speed

rolled 4 = 4

>>3775135
(i'm going to shut the hell up for a while, since it's not a collective game if i make almost all the suggestions)

>>3775135

Such a disappointment, Driblis. Your parents didn't raise you to be an elf! :(

But if you're going to be a treeaboo, that means opposing the humans and their wooden constructions. Head to the human town and BURN IT DOWN.

Driblis has reached the camp, but after nightfall. Things seem relatively the same here as two days ago. The bear meat and remaining leather/bones are stored near Driblis' shack, to distribute later. Driblis goes to sleep.

[Ok, This is as good a place as any, so i'll stop here. подметн is correct; there are one or two people making all the posts, and that gets a bit... I don't know. Less than collective. I will try again another night.

Thanks for the participation! Next time will be whenever I get around to it!]

rolled 1 = 1

>>3775135
Continue to your camp

>>3775191
filler drawfag here... sorry, i missed the thread :(

rolled 9 = 9

>>3775135
Are we still near the elf as it's dismantling? If so attempt a sneak attack.

>>3775207
It's ok of course, I'm not terribly predictable regarding thread timing. That might be something I need to work on. I enjoy all your 'filler' art. It's impeccably cute.

I got fired from my job today. I suppose I will have a looser schedule to work with until I find some way to replace it.

Economy, bleh.

rolled 17 = 17

>>3775227
You need a kobold hug

>>3775248
This would probably help, if they existed. ;_;

Haha. Anyway, back to anon for me. Thanks for a fun thread guys.