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112588 No. 112588 ID: 865657

Man, I'm so high right now.

Wait, what was my name again?
Expand all images
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No. 112590 ID: 9e9b47

Yancy
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No. 112591 ID: 15f6d6

Dickbutt
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No. 112593 ID: 445c48

Mr. Cuddles.
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No. 112595 ID: 8dc9d5

Asslicker McGee.
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No. 112598 ID: e3f578

Salvador Dali
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No. 112604 ID: 78127b

>>112593
Yeah, there's a reason we forgot our name.
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No. 112605 ID: 865657
File 126371302712.png - (34.66KB , 500x500 , yancy.png )
112605

Okay

My name's Yancy

Now what
>>
No. 112607 ID: 5aa60d

lets go find some bitches
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No. 112638 ID: 865657
File 126371354198.png - (55.16KB , 500x500 , LABELS.png )
112638

>>112607

oh shit, great idea! we can create a posse

now where to find some bitches
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No. 112644 ID: 9e9b47

>>112638

Down at the mall of course. That's where bitches hang out.
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No. 112652 ID: 5aa60d

>>112644
fuckin right
also are you male or female?
we need to know for... mating prospects
>>
No. 112659 ID: 75b578

>>112652
Does Yancy look like a bitch?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
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No. 112660 ID: 865657
File 126371392111.png - (43.38KB , 500x500 , MAAL.png )
112660

>>112644

malls are awesome when you're high
i'm sure there's fellow stoners here too

>>112652

female

also where should i go look for a posse
>>
No. 112663 ID: e3f578

There's one right there. Go high five that skitty.
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No. 112686 ID: 5aa60d

you know whats hot?
meowths that can talk humanspeak
lets find one of them
first though lets go hit up that skitty; see how that bitch is doing
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No. 112690 ID: 865657
File 126371457148.png - (52.49KB , 500x500 , hifive.png )
112690

High Five successful! Skitty joins party!

"Ay wassup, what's your name"
"내가 시발놈아 모르겠어요."

what's her name?
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No. 112692 ID: 5aa60d

hottie#1
>>
No. 112693 ID: 445c48

It's "Fuck man, I do not know"
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No. 112708 ID: 865657
File 126371500085.png - (50.45KB , 500x500 , AND WE\'RE OFF.png )
112708

"what a fucking stupid name, hottie"
"뒈져라"
"MOVING ALONG, WE MUST FIND A GUY TO JOIN OUR POSSE"
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No. 112710 ID: 9e9b47

>>112708

Make sure that guy is a Hitmonlee.
>>
No. 112711 ID: 445c48

No, you do not need any men in your posse. Only women. All of which will be having sex with each other.
By the way, she said, "Up yours".
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No. 112751 ID: 865657
File 126371591997.png - (37.50KB , 500x500 , no homo.png )
112751

>>112710

no, he's a pikachu

>>112711

no because i like dicks
also who cares what hottie says
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No. 112753 ID: 9e9b47

>>112751

That's cool I guess.

Inform him he is now part of your team!
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No. 112754 ID: 476456

if he refuses, get him high as shit.
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No. 112755 ID: 5aa60d

>>112751
that guy looks bored
you know what fixes that? narcotics
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No. 112757 ID: a117e3

Punch snout dominance etc.
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No. 112759 ID: 445c48

>>112751
Wait are you a guy or a girl
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No. 112772 ID: 865657
File 126371680499.png - (34.39KB , 500x500 , HEY YOU.png )
112772

HEY YOU

YOU'RE NOW PART OF MY GROUP
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No. 112774 ID: 865657
File 126371682198.png - (33.18KB , 500x500 , but i dont want to.png )
112774

"but i dont want to join"
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No. 112775 ID: 865657
File 126371684172.png - (34.36KB , 500x500 , PAUNCH.png )
112775

"TOO FUCKING BAD"
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No. 112776 ID: 4a7f32

Awesome. Brofist. If he resists, brofist his face.
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No. 112777 ID: 865657
File 126371686767.png - (38.72KB , 500x500 , OH NO YOU DONT.png )
112777

THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU'RE PART OF OUR GROUP NOW
>>
No. 112778 ID: 4a7f32

Oh nevermind, looks like you've got it covered already.
>>
No. 112779 ID: 445c48

Rape
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No. 112780 ID: 9891a9

>>112777
If he continues to refuse kick him in the crotch and leave, we don't need no uncooperative losers ruining the group dynamic.
>>
No. 112782 ID: f21281

>>112777
Have hot drug-induced sex with the pikachu.
>>
No. 112784 ID: 865657
File 126371739956.png - (48.51KB , 500x500 , moving along.png )
112784

>>112782
>>112779

maybe later because if we do it right here in the mall we'll get in trouble with da po-po

so anyways, any ideas what his name could be?
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No. 112787 ID: 445c48

>>112784
Gin
>>
No. 112788 ID: 12fc66

>>112784
Pikaman. Shut up it is a great name.
>>
No. 112791 ID: 5aa60d

ma pimp
>>
No. 112793 ID: 4a7f32

Seconding Gin.
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No. 112797 ID: 82e991

Fagballs
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No. 112814 ID: 865657
File 126371829372.png - (48.33KB , 500x500 , hello.png )
112814

"so pikachu, what's your name"
"Gin"
"fuck, that's gayer than hottie's name"

oh shit
is that a hitmonlee

GOD DAMN LOOK AT DAT BLACK ASS
>>
No. 112815 ID: 9e9b47

>>112814

Fuck these bitches, let's talk to that Hitmonlee.
>>
No. 112819 ID: 865657
File 126371888323.png - (31.48KB , 500x500 , hey cutie.png )
112819

okay so i went up to him and said "hey cutie"

"Sup?"
"Wanna join my posse?"
"yeah sure okay"

"oh cool! say, what's your name?"
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No. 112821 ID: 82e991

Fagballs
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No. 112822 ID: 4a7f32

R. Just R.
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No. 112826 ID: 5696d4

Flo Rida
>>
No. 112827 ID: 5aa60d

>>112822
seconding R
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No. 112839 ID: 865657
File 126371997388.png - (48.79KB , 550x510 , OKAY.png )
112839

i'll tap R later

right now i think we should steal some clothes and get da fuq out of dis mall and find some more members outside of dis hell hole
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No. 112846 ID: e45568

>>112839
But Yancy, pokemons don't wear clothes
>>
No. 112850 ID: 4a7f32

>>112846
Which is why it will be all the more AWESOME!
>>
No. 112852 ID: 865657
File 126372100095.png - (34.53KB , 500x500 , gimme a hat.png )
112852

>>112846

oh yeah

but what about a hat

can i steal a hat
>>
No. 112853 ID: 4a7f32

Can't you like... make money or something? I thought po-po trouble was a bad thing.
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No. 112854 ID: f44349

>>112852
HATS FOR EVERYONE :U
>>
No. 112855 ID: e45568

>>112852
Yes, Yancy, you can steal all of the hats.
>>
No. 112856 ID: 865657
File 126372151698.png - (43.67KB , 500x500 , HAT STORE.png )
112856

>>112853

pokemon can't get jobs
thus we break the law to make a living

or atleast i do


>>112854

I TAKE THAT AS A YES

so we are at the hat store

go find me a hat
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No. 112859 ID: 5aa60d
File 126372181795.jpg - (9.10KB , 247x350 , penis_hat.jpg )
112859

>>
No. 112862 ID: 4a7f32

One such as you requires a fedora or a large cowboy hat. Skitty should have a beret, and stupid Gin should have a dunce cap.
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No. 112877 ID: 865657
File 126372293318.png - (72.76KB , 500x500 , HATS.png )
112877

AFTER WE GOT OUR HATS WE RAN FROM THE MALL BECAUSE WE WERE CAUGHT STEALING

AND NOW WE HEAD OVER TO MY PLACE TO GET SOME REST AND RECRUIT MORE POKEMONS IN OUR GANG
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No. 112881 ID: 4a7f32

Yes.
>>
No. 112887 ID: 9891a9

>>112877
>GET SOME REST
You are a bad liar. You won't be getting any rest, not with that hunk of a hitmonlee around.
>>
No. 112889 ID: 5aa60d

>>112877
i understand hitmonlee can extend their... extremities, if you know what i mean
>>
No. 112890 ID: 4a7f32

>>112887
>hitmonlee
>hitmon
>hit that pokemon
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No. 112891 ID: 9e9b47

>>112877

Oh fuck you better get a Zubat
>>
No. 112893 ID: 865657
File 126372365788.png - (61.35KB , 500x500 , home.png )
112893

>>112887

well, tonight me and R won't get any rest, but Hottie and Gin can.

also we sobered on the way home, so i can savor what's gonna happen tonight
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No. 112895 ID: 4a7f32

>>112893
Not if they keep that up they won't.

It is so great that you have a room specifically for dicks.
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No. 112896 ID: 5aa60d

>>112893
better not skimp out on us
we dont want to be stuck with those losers all night
>>
No. 112899 ID: 865657
File 126372414410.png - (48.07KB , 500x500 , good night.png )
112899

good night~
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No. 112900 ID: 865657
File 126372424079.png - (27.26KB , 500x500 , end.png )
112900

>>
No. 112901 ID: 5aa60d

>>112899
>>
No. 112902 ID: 5aa60d

DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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No. 112911 ID: 6f5d85

>>112893
These two are so gonna screw.

I mean, look at Hottie's little seductive 'patch' right there.
>>
No. 112912 ID: 4a7f32

Have fun~
>>
No. 112917 ID: 632862

They don't even really need that condom to prevent pregnancy. They're in different egg groups.
>>
No. 112921 ID: e45568

>>112917
That's about the only STD that won't be transmitted, though
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No. 113086 ID: 865657
File 126375877513.png - (118.79KB , 500x500 , chapter 2.png )
113086

i dont care if pokeday is over, i feel like continuing again

also i did not feel like making a new thread
this'll probably last until chapter 3 or somethin
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No. 113087 ID: 865657
File 126375881255.png - (129.88KB , 500x500 , good morning.png )
113087

man, that was a great night
>>
No. 113092 ID: 1afd58

>>113087
Morning wood? Go again!
>>
No. 113093 ID: 9d07d9

oh shit where is the rest of your posse
>>
No. 113098 ID: 865657
File 126375993616.png - (48.57KB , 500x500 , no wood.png )
113098

>>113092

i don't think he has morning wood

>>113093

um
probably in the living room, sleeping
or made their own rooms, idk
>>
No. 113114 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113098
Well check them out and get some weed going. Tell the Pikachu thing to fry up some breakfest and your boytoy to help him. Make it plain that you're the boss of this posse and they're both your bitches.
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No. 113116 ID: 865657
File 126376132410.png - (48.11KB , 500x500 , hey dear.png )
113116

"ay, R, wake up"
"yo?"
"go help Gin with breakfast, i'mma go get some weed goin'"
"okay
>>
No. 113117 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113116
Make sure you slap his ass before he gets going. He has got to know that he's yours and not the other way around.
>>
No. 113119 ID: 865657
File 126376215073.png - (34.68KB , 500x500 , smack dat.png )
113119

as we leave the bedroom i smacked dat
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No. 113120 ID: 865657
File 126376221039.png - (52.69KB , 500x500 , bitches to the kitchen.png )
113120

and as the boys go to the kitchen, i look around for the weed..

however..
>>
No. 113121 ID: 865657
File 126376232298.png - (41.80KB , 500x500 , uh oh.png )
113121

>>
No. 113125 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113121
THERE'S NO WEED?!?!?!?!

Quick, we gotta get our girly friend and go score some. Just don't let whatever sleezebag dealer you have force you to make out for the weed, instead beat that cowardly little shit to a pulp and say he's not working for you and your kick ass posse.
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No. 113128 ID: 865657
File 126376262812.png - (40.41KB , 500x500 , OH NOOO.png )
113128

WE'RE OUT OF WEED
>>
No. 113131 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113128
Well then let's find a punk ass little bitch of a dealer that we can brutally assault for some weed. Paying is for other people.
>>
No. 113132 ID: 865657
File 126376333710.png - (41.48KB , 500x500 , here he is.png )
113132

alright, so i took hottie with me and told the other two we'll be back with more weed

after searching around downtown, we stumble apon a drug dealer
now, shall we first deal with this peacefully? if he refuses, we can fight it out
>>
No. 113133 ID: 632862

>>113128
I think we need to find our own supply. This can't keep happening, you know? How hard can it be to grow your own really?
>>
No. 113139 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113132
Hmmm, that guy looks like he could be difficult to rob. What weapons have you got with you?

Oh what the hell fuck it. Go up and tell him that he or she is now working for you, and the fucker is to hand over all of his or her weed as well as all their cash. Then yell at him or her to get their lazy fucking ass back to work and make more cash for you.
>>
No. 113149 ID: 865657
File 126376380788.png - (32.50KB , 500x500 , weed dealer.png )
113149

>>113139

great idea!

"HEY YOU! YOU NOW WORK FOR ME, SO FORK OVER THAT WEED AND CASH AND GET YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO WORK"

"Fuck you."

"THEN WE MUST BATTLE, AND IF I WIN, YOU WORK FOR ME"
>>
No. 113154 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113149
Kick towards the crotch with all of your feline might! And tell Hottie to do something useful, if you don't win this one there will be no weed.
>>
No. 113157 ID: 865657
File 12637640919.png - (37.51KB , 500x500 , shitty ass battle.png )
113157

OKAY I TRIED TO KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS

QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING BEFORE HE BRINGS OUT A POKEMON
>>
No. 113161 ID: 865657
File 126376424737.png - (34.36KB , 500x500 , SUPER EFFECTIVE.png )
113161

>>113154

Yancy uses Dick-Kick!

It's super effective!
Dealer has fainted!
>>
No. 113162 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113157
Tell Hottie to doubleslap the damn fucker in the crotch!

Throw your hat over the bastards face and then get on with the scratching.
>>
No. 113167 ID: 865657
File 126376480876.png - (41.57KB , 500x500 , later.png )
113167

>>113162

after he fainted, we did that shit to teach him who's da boss

and after we looted him for his goods we ran off to home
>>
No. 113170 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113167
Good work ladies, high fives around for all.

Now get on home and light up a blunt. Regale your weak menfolk with the tale of your feminine bravery and brutality to get them all hot and bothered and then have some breakfest.
>>
No. 113192 ID: 865657
File 126376564325.png - (52.96KB , 500x500 , SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY.png )
113192

Told some tales, ate some breakfast

Smoke some weed

Now we need find another place for new recruits
And we also need a name for our gang
>>
No. 113198 ID: f21281

>>113192
Pocket Gangstas
>>
No. 113204 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113192
Call yourselves the Immortals of Cyrus. You shall combat the forces of Babylon wherever you find them with the power of your weed.

As for a new place to recruit. Go on a pimpslaying crusade and recruit their hoes into your growing gang.
>>
No. 113210 ID: 119b5c

Switch control to Detective Blastoise.
>>
No. 113228 ID: 865657
File 126376688876.png - (51.42KB , 500x500 , AND WE\'RE OFF AGAIN.png )
113228

>>113204

We are the Immortals of Cyrus, and we shall combat the forces of Babylon with our powers of weed and kick-assery.

But our forces aren't strong enough, so I take R with me and go on a member recruiting journey while Hottie and Gin watch over our home.
>>
No. 113255 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113228
Go find some hot pimpkilling lady gangstas for your new hot gang. This gang will be one who shows all of those misgynist pricks out there what's what.
>>
No. 113314 ID: 865657
File 126376997482.png - (54.51KB , 500x500 , forest encounter.png )
113314

after strolling down the forest path with my man, we come across a lopunny and a buneary.

recruit? y/n
>>
No. 113315 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113314
Give them a test question first. The local pimp is oppressing the hoes of the neighbourghood and is driving up the prices on weed. What do they do?

If their answear is any kind of violence directed towards the pimps then they're in.
>>
No. 113322 ID: 1831fc

>>113314

I sense a menage a trois potential.

Possibly.
>>
No. 113326 ID: 865657
File 126377059617.png - (36.93KB , 500x500 , answer.png )
113326

>>113315

we're not ghetto, just a stoner group
BUT,
I WILL ASK THAT QUESTION ANYWAYS

the lopunny replies
"Kick their asses?"

"WELCOME TO THE IMMORTALS OF CYRUS, PREPARE YESELF FOR A TREACHOROUS JOURNEY TO FIGHT OF THE FORCES OF BABYLON AND SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY"
"but my child is too young to smo-"

"THEN HE CAN LEARN"

"Bu-but--"

"What's your guys' name anyways?"
>>
No. 113332 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113326

All stoner groups are Ghetto! It's the way of the streets man.

But we need some nice nicknames for these fine ladies. And don't forget to light one up to pass between you as an acceptance ritual.

We may also soon need a bigger base for our growing gang. Cruise the town for any abandoned hotels we can occupy.
>>
No. 113333 ID: 8f529c

Hey hey.

If she doesn' wants weed, she still can be part of the posse. Weed is something to enjoy, not to have forced down your throat.

She can be the clean one one who cooks and cleans and drives. Every drunk / stoner group needs one.
>>
No. 113335 ID: 865657
File 126377115076.png - (36.82KB , 500x500 , more answers.png )
113335

>>113333

That is a good idea.

"Well, you don't have to smoke weed if you dont want to, s'all cool."

"oh, thank you.."

As for a new base, we'll have to sustain with the one we have right now, i doubt there's any abandoned hotels in the city.

Still, we have yet to figure out their names, any ideas, guys?
>>
No. 113339 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113335
Lopunny shall be known as Sexy Buns and her kid shall be known as Chibi Usagi! Those are horrible names that only a weed fueled or very hungover brain could have come up with.
>>
No. 113344 ID: 5aa60d

>>113339
this
>>
No. 113346 ID: e45568

Lopunny can be "bitch" and Buneary can be "Ho"
>>
No. 113365 ID: 865657
File 126377216314.png - (49.41KB , 500x500 , your name.png )
113365

"My name is Jane and this is To-"

"SEXYBUNS AND CHIBI USAGI"

"No, it's-"

"PFFT HAHA WHAT WEIRD NAMES DO YOU HAVE"

"... okay then"

Alrightie, moving along, any idea where we're at?
>>
No. 113375 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113365
Go down to the local conveniance store where the two local goofball stoners hang out and freestyle to Prince lyrics. Recruit them into your gang as weed providers, and tell the noisy one to shut the fuck up.
>>
No. 113392 ID: 865657
File 126377339624.png - (65.20KB , 500x500 , RUN.png )
113392

>>113375

there are no conveniance stores in the forest
you crazy

i think there is one in the city ahead of us
>>
No. 113397 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113392
Well then go there. You're the boss of this posse, you have more important stuff to do than keep the weed flowing. We must have some people who can do that for us.

So onwards to the city and find the people that I have prophesised about. For they shall deliver unto you lots and lots of weed.
>>
No. 113398 ID: f21281

>>113392
Become aware that Hot Buns is TOTALLY HOT AND NAKED.
>>
No. 113403 ID: 865657
File 126377382820.png - (44.39KB , 500x500 , ITEM DISCOVERED.png )
113403

So on our way to the city something caught the corner of my eye.


Item Discovered!
A pair of boots

>>113398

no homo
>>
No. 113407 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113403
Don those booths. With them and your sweet ass hat you shall become the master Meowth in boots!
>>
No. 113410 ID: 5a9e00

>>113403
Thems some sweet ass mittens. you should totally put them on...

after identifying them for curses and stuff first, of course.
>>
No. 113414 ID: 9d07d9

You should let R have those.
>>
No. 113426 ID: 865657
File 126377489963.png - (47.10KB , 500x500 , meowth in boots.png )
113426

boots were carefully inspected for any curses or something, and they came out cleaned

boots donned! damn i look good
>>
No. 113437 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113426
You sure do lady. Now lets continue on our journey towards the town and find the promised weed!
>>
No. 113439 ID: 865657
File 126377544035.png - (42.98KB , 500x500 , new town.png )
113439

how conveniant! there's a conveniance store right at the entrance of the town!
>>
No. 113444 ID: 865657
File 126377550980.png - (61.99KB , 500x500 , paused.png )
113444

PAUSED

break time
>>
No. 113446 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113439
Scope it out for the previously mentioned stoners. They should be hanging out at the entrance.
>>
No. 113863 ID: 865657
File 126380369017.png - (31.83KB , 500x500 , store.png )
113863

AND WE'RE BACK

that was the longest break ever

>>113446

we'll, i don't think they'd be outside.
but i do have the munchies right now
>>
No. 113866 ID: c0f3bf

Search for corn chips. Those things are magnificent.
>>
No. 113867 ID: 7cef26

Fuck that get pork rinds.
>>
No. 113871 ID: e3f578

Break through the wall. The door is obviously missing.
>>
No. 113876 ID: 865657
File 126380503453.png - (54.10KB , 500x500 , like a boss.png )
113876

>break through wall, not sober enough to use door
>can't decide between two bags of chips
>like a boss
>>
No. 113879 ID: e45568

>>113876
>implying you've been employed
>>
No. 113882 ID: 705b6e

>>113876

take em both then
>>
No. 113886 ID: 865657
File 126380603432.png - (54.82KB , 500x500 , TAKE BOTH.png )
113886

>>113879

>implying i'm not the boss

>take both

GREAT IDEA
>>
No. 113889 ID: 865657
File 126380668465.png - (47.36KB , 500x500 , thirst.png )
113889

>You recieved Pork Rinds!
>You recieved Corn Chips!

okay, so just incase of thirst, what drinks should i steal
>>
No. 113892 ID: c0f3bf

Since "all of them" is out, get a huge bottle of root beer.
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No. 113893 ID: 34470e
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113893

>>113889
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No. 113898 ID: 865657
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113898

>Giant Bottle of Rootbeer recieved!

As I leave the store and join the rest of the gang with the giant bottle of rootbeer and bags of chips, the cashier ran over me through the hole I made in that wall.

"STOP THIEF!"
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No. 113899 ID: 34470e

>>113898
Gently set down the rootbeer. Turn to face him slowly. Smile your most evil smile. Then say "I stopped. Now what?" Then give an evil giggle.

TLDR: scare the shit out of him by being creepy.
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No. 113901 ID: c0f3bf

>>113899
Do this. Then go back inside and tie him up with redvines.

A LOT of redvines.
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No. 113902 ID: 865657
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113902

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No. 113904 ID: 865657
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113904

no
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No. 113905 ID: 34470e

>>113904
Then you need to CHEESE IT!
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No. 113908 ID: ec4966

Run away!
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No. 113910 ID: c0f3bf

Flee. Very fast.
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No. 113914 ID: 865657
File 126381011724.png - (60.83KB , 500x500 , CHEESE IT.png )
113914

RUN

FUCKING RUN
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No. 113915 ID: c0f3bf

>>113914
R can hold something, keep you from tripping.
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No. 113917 ID: 865657
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113917

I let R hold onto the Rootbeer as I held onto the bags of chips.
We managed to get away from that cashier.

We should be safe now
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No. 113918 ID: 34470e

>>113917
Don't look up. You'll get shat on by a Pidgey.
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No. 113919 ID: 865657
File 126381097961.png - (54.21KB , 500x500 , paused.png )
113919

paused because it's 2 in the fucking morning, sorry if it seemed short, we can coninue this when i'm not so sleepy
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No. 113931 ID: 8ecfd4

>>113919
Go to a park and eat your well gotten loot. Keep an eye out for any stoners.
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No. 114524 ID: 865657
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114524

so we went to the park to enjoy our tasty loot and some of our weed.
R already got into some of the joint, but for me, I'm having this unconfortable feeling that's keeping me from smoking it..
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No. 114527 ID: e3f578

I think your being watched.
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No. 114528 ID: 865657
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114528

"ay, anyone got this weird feeling? it's like, something stalking us or some shit"

"not really."
"it's probably one of those officer Jennies"

"nah, it doesn't feel like it, R. it's like, someone else."
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No. 114529 ID: c0f3bf

Prepare to gangrape someone. Look around.
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No. 114531 ID: f21281

>>114528
I think Chibi Usagi is having a bad trip, yo.
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No. 114532 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114528
There's probably a strange duo watching you in the distance. Look around.
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No. 114536 ID: 865657
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114536

"guard the joint and goods, i'll be back"

"got it, Yance."

as I left and strode down the park pathway, i come upon a fork.
which path do i take?
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No. 114538 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114536
The one that corresponds to the hand you hold your weed with of course. When you don't have a dick that's the proper way to navigate.
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No. 114539 ID: 34470e

>>114536
Go left. That's Path A.
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No. 114542 ID: c0f3bf

Left. Go left.
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No. 114545 ID: ec4966

Left :I
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No. 114550 ID: 865657
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114550

LEFT IT IS
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No. 114553 ID: 865657
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114553

i think we're on it's trai OH SHIT IT'S GONNA LYNCH ME
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No. 114556 ID: 476456

USE UH....CLAW SWIPE OR..THROW HAT ...OR FRIGHTENED URINATION
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No. 114558 ID: 865657
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114558

>CLAWSWIPE FAILED
>UNABLE TO THROW HAT. because why would i throw my awesome hat
>URINATION FAILED BECAUSE i do not need to pee

I REGRET NOTHING
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No. 114559 ID: 865657
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114559

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"yancy."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"YANCY!"

"AAAaaa.. wait wut"
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No. 114560 ID: 865657
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114560

"DAUGHTER

I AM DISSAPOINT"
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No. 114562 ID: 865657
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114562

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No. 114563 ID: 53cea2

>>114562
Whatever, mom! I didn't ask to be hatched.
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No. 114571 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114560
It's your life you can do what you want. And what you want now is form a sweet ass posse, smoke weed and have sex with various male members of said posse.
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No. 114615 ID: 1cb3b3

>>114571
...and if you get fucked up enough, maybe some of the female members, too. Totally not homo if you're so off your gourd you can't tell what's what.
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No. 114618 ID: 1afd58

>>114562
Tell mom that knocking over stores and getting stoned are the least of your problems, you're also pregnant.

Doesn't matter if you aren't yet, you can work on that.
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