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373951 No. 373951 ID: cfe790

"So, you think you can get this job done and be a part of Don Silvers crew- huh? What... what are you telling me? Do you want to join an upstanding government such as mine? Or... do you want to sit in this comfortable chair that i'm sitting in? And oh is this a very comfy chair- is that what you want? You want to put your sickly tan ass in my chair?"

"N-no sir... i just wanna be something, sir. No disrespect if i came off wrong, I'm from the streets and all sir... Please give me a chance."

"Hmph, fine- go with Hammer and Brick down to get dressed up... no one employed by the great Don Silver is going around in rags."

"th-Thank you sir! You won't regret this!"

"I better not, boy, or your arse is gonna get something worse then fired."
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No. 373959 ID: cfe790
File 132445864690.png - (14.70KB , 603x376 , meetthegoons.png )
373959

"Don't worry boss, we'll get him all dressed up and looking like something in no time. We'll take real good care of him."

"Hahaha, yeah- real good care of him. Thank the boss, pup, he dosn't usually go out of his way to grant such crazy requests."

"Th-thank you."

"No problem, by the way- what's your name? I have to know your name if i'm gonna give you a career here."

>____
The names are based off of objects, so think objects
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No. 373965 ID: f31dfc

...Nails. It fits the theme too well otherwise.
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No. 373975 ID: c2c011

>>373959
Wrench, it's after your fodness of smacking people to death with one.
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No. 373980 ID: 1e3433

Splint.
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No. 373985 ID: 616fe9

That is no boy.

>>373965
I second Nails.
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No. 374172 ID: b88147
File 132453510220.png - (12.14KB , 603x376 , genderspecific.png )
374172

"My names Nails, sir. I'll do a good job, you can count on it!"

Nails ponders for a second on what would replace the snazzy green wear that's equipped now. Nails also ponders what it'd be like in a dress or in a suite. Then Nails ponders what time of stuff the opposite gender might attempt to wear before becoming too flamboyant.

>________
Gender for Nails: M for Male, F for Female
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No. 374173 ID: 51d399

>>374172
This is obviously going to end up as F.

M
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No. 374176 ID: c2c011

>>374172
Clearly a bro, and a bro needs to suit up. So suit up man.
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No. 374178 ID: 453e62

F
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No. 374180 ID: 616fe9

>>374172
Female, but you still are a bro full of MANGRIT and out of bubblegum.
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No. 374181 ID: 252e1b

>>374172

Nails needs a nine-incher. Make him a boy.
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No. 374182 ID: a133a1

>>374180

This is a post I would like to endorse, also its contents

(+1 Manly F)
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No. 374183 ID: f31dfc

We obviously need to be the fabulous one. I mean, we got the strong fellow and the tough fellow, but no fabulous... or dexterity really.

M(with a hint of Fabulous.)
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No. 374192 ID: 365adf
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374192

Nails will be the manliest woman this side of god knows what planet this is.

+1 Manly F
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No. 374198 ID: e3f578

I too vote for Naoto
F
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No. 374214 ID: b88147
File 132454050704.png - (9.15KB , 426x383 , themirror.png )
374214

She dismisses the frilly lacey kind of dresses and thinks about what she should wear. Nails decides to take off her hat to attempt to imagine what could possible replace the darn good attire she has on now.

"Damn, i can't believe i have such hat hair," nails mumbles to herself.

>_____
what should she wear
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No. 374216 ID: 365adf
File 132454095146.jpg - (7.31KB , 228x375 , Naoto-friggin-Shirogane.jpg )
374216

Something like this.
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No. 374217 ID: 616fe9

Suit, hat and formal shoes. No tie.
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No. 374218 ID: c2c011

>>374214
A suit, a trenchcoat and a fedora. It's time to do things Old School.
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No. 374222 ID: 51d399
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374222

There is only one way this could possibly go.
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No. 374228 ID: e3f578

>>374218
Here we go
Suit, Naoto Trench Coat and a White Fedora
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No. 374256 ID: 784dcc

No paper doll? Disappointing.
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No. 374259 ID: 6a9fdc

>>374222
Seconding Kingstyle.
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No. 374277 ID: 437934

>>374222

yup.

...with optional suspenders.
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No. 374428 ID: b88147
File 132460558065.png - (20.47KB , 625x620 , themirror.png )
374428

Nails has found a tolerable set of clothes to wear, but the shirt turns out to be specifically for males and has begun causing discomfort in the chest area. She pushes the agony behind her as she recalls the reason to go through such tortures to begin with. She does this for a friend in need of help in the days of oppression. Hopefully she isn't too late to try to help her friend.
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No. 374471 ID: f208e4

You know, I liked your Mr. L, The Green Thunder, outfit more. But who care about clothes, huh? Not you. If there is no badass suit around, get your old clothes back.

Anyway, you are losing focus. You may find something more suitable later, but now we need to remember why you are here, what kind of bulshit you are going into and what you can do. This friend of your must be some awesome sir and/or madam to push you so far.
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No. 374490 ID: b88147
File 132462270516.png - (18.72KB , 730x568 , myfriendpixie.png )
374490

That is correct, nails thinks to herself, this is all for a friend. Her name is Pixie, she's the closest friend Nails has ever had. Even though pixie still believes nails to be a boy, nails would do anything to help her out.

The problem that Nails is trying to fix is this, Pixie is a cuddlebee. She belongs to a hive that is just on the outskirts of the city and she frequently comes back and forth between the two just to see nails. A long time ago, before both Pixie and Nails time, an alien came to earth and made a deal with Don Vicious.
The deal was that Vicious would create a squad of men to collect all the Cuddlebees and send them to the Aliens Bee farm to do horrible things to them.
Nails is attempting to be a part of Don Silvers family in order to get more info on Don Vicious or a way to stop him from sending out 'Action Squads' to innocent cuddlebee hives and also to protect Pixie from horrible things.

Nails just hopes that she isn't too late, or if this will even effect anything at all.
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No. 374533 ID: f208e4

>Nails just hopes that she isn't too late, or if this will even effect anything at all.
Thinking this way will help no one! Look lively!

You need to get a job related to your friend situation. Field mission, office work, clean up the warehouse. Anything. Be available, earn their trust.

You are ready to go! You know you can do this! Failure is not an option!
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No. 374999 ID: b88147
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374999

"Hey kid, you done gettin fancy? Woah, you have terrible taste in style, if it were my choice i'd get you back in that crazy green stuff you had on earlier. Anyway, if you gonna work for Mister Silver, gotta know if you can read. Can you read, kid?"

Nails was raised on the streets by the orphans who litter the back alleys like trash.

"N-no sir... i was from the streets, so no i cannot read," says Nails rather sheepishly.

"No big deal," replies hammer," It's not like i can read much either. You know kid, you remind me o' myself when I was young. I think we'll get along fine. But to the part where's you can't read, you need to learn how to read certain things. There's a guy called the teach in the Scater part of town, it's pretty dangerous over there- but Don Silver has some people over there that can help you learns you something."

"So... how do i go to these people to learn how to read," asks Nail.

"It's easy, you just look for the man called Teacher. He hides himself in the shadier part of those alleys, hopefully you and your streetery can get you through... but if'n you need a weapon or sumthing, i'll hook you up. Arlighty? Just ask and i could get you a baseball batt or a knife or something..."

"Well, that's awfully nice of you mister hammer sir."

"Heh, don't call me sir. I'm just lookin out for ya kid. Just ask me for anything and i'll help you the best I can."
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No. 375001 ID: 365adf

Ask if you can skip the kiddie weapons and go for a revolver.

If not, go for a knife, perhaps a swiss knife with all the silly tools.
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No. 375013 ID: cdb8cb

>>375001

These guys aren't exactly running a high quality operation here. Fairly sure she's being offered bats and knives because they can't afford big guns, not because bats and knives are appropriate weapons for children.
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No. 375016 ID: f208e4

All you need is a hammer. Or a crowbar. Anyway, go back to that crazy green stuff.
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No. 375024 ID: e3f578

>>374999
Raised in an orphanage
You remind this guy of himself
Almost look like him
Yeah, you're definitely related.
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No. 375033 ID: d9ac01

Get a bat and a slingshot. A real MansWomans weapon choice.
In any case, ask Hammer if Silver has work for you already or if you have time to go learn. If you are free, then rock out and go find Teach, sounds like a cool guy. Always respect Teachers kid.

Hrm, know what? I did like your green suit more.
Inb4 Bamump kills me for suggesting King suit in the first place
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No. 375237 ID: d79ace
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375237

Baseball bat and a pair of roller skates.
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No. 375240 ID: 437934
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375240

I'm guessing we won't be able to get a firearm just yet. if that's indeed the case, I suggest something that lets us put some real strength behind a blow while becoming compact when needed- the telescoping shaft.
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No. 375909 ID: b88147
File 132514321462.png - (6.06KB , 368x313 , thehammer.png )
375909

"I don't want any of the kiddie toys," nails says, "Gimme the real guns."

Hammer slowly strays his eyes away from nails and mumbles something. "W-well... there's like only four guns in the whole family. And they already belong to the gate guards and brick. The prick won't share either. But how about a fancy baseball bat? Or a switch-blade?"

Nails ponders to herself whether these guys would have a shooty outty punchy thingy. "I guess i can stick to a bat... but can i get my old clothes back?"

Again hammer breaks eye contact and looks away. "About that... when Don Silver says to get rid of the old style, he means it. But, i think we can muster up a replacement... "

"Fine, just something different then this," says nails angrilly.

"Sure, yeah, whatever," replies Hammer,"anything else you lookin for?"

"Yeah, is this the only thing the Don wants me to do?"

"Yeah, pretty much," says Hammer," you don't get the real jobs until you learns how to read the Dons name ... you know, so's you don't mix up the deliveries and stuff. But hey, is there any last things before i run off again? You know, like what's the street like where teach is at or who to look out for?"
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No. 375935 ID: 365adf

Alright, fine. Ask to know all of these things.

Make sure to learn the appearance of certain groups or individuals that you should avoid and the appearance of the "Some people Don Silver has over there that can help you out."
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No. 375973 ID: 437934

man, just ask him if there's anything he thinks we should know.
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No. 375990 ID: f7f854

>>375973
This
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No. 376006 ID: 44e06a

Ask Hammer if Don Silver is a good boss. This is a serious question. Act accordingly.
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No. 376010 ID: cdb8cb

>>376006

It's a good question if you want to get killed before your first job. Let's say Don's a good boss and Hammer says yes. Fine. Let's say Don's a bad boss. Hammer's either going to say yes or shiv you for putting him on the spot. Hammer's never going to say no because if he did it'd be like giving you free blackmail material.
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No. 376019 ID: 44e06a

>>376010
Exactly. His reaction is what matters, not the answer.
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No. 377795 ID: 2be5ee
File 132582061796.png - (11.65KB , 549x387 , thehammer.png )
377795

Nails thinks to herself for a second, contemplating whether to ask if Don Silver is an okay dude to work for. Finally she works up the nerve and asks straight out, "Is Silver a kewl boss?"

Hammer leans forward, grapples nails around the neck with one arm and laughs. "Kid, Silver is the best boss that you're lucky to know. Unlike Don Vicious who treats his kingdom like trash our boss treats us like family. And that's how our governing people should see us, like a family. Don't worry kid, We'll treat you just like family."

Hammer quickly gives nails a noogie, then walks off,"I'mm off to go grab a louie vill or sumthin, there's plenty of clothes in the closet over in the corner to rummage through if you want to find something to replace what you got on. Be quick though, the women we hire for the streets use this room as well. Don't want any of them to bounce in on you when you aren't prepped."
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No. 377806 ID: 2be5ee
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377806

a-alright... so clothing attempt two... nails tries to imagine herself in something...

what will be the choice this time?
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No. 377809 ID: 9c7c3b
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377809

Gotta be starchy as hell, too. Show 'em you mean business. Colors are negotiable.
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No. 377810 ID: 365adf
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377810

Okay.

damn you for changing the doll just as I finish.
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No. 377812 ID: e3f578

>>377810
This, but in darker, greyer colors and not plaid paints. Make them horizontal stripes and make the coat longer into a trench, but keep the general design. All white should be turned into a beige and the frilly pointy things less frilly, pointy and out there.

It would give a personal touch while still being proffesional.
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No. 377815 ID: e3f578
File 132582693781.png - (10.28KB , 343x489 , Shitty MSPAINT Nails.png )
377815

>>377810
>>377812
This is what I think I want, but less MS Painty Polygony looking
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No. 377817 ID: 365adf
File 132582721508.png - (15.89KB , 343x489 , defective prince.png )
377817

>>377812

But the plaid is part of the MANLY flair!

Also, re-done for new doll.
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No. 377838 ID: f46f0d
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377838

Because nothing says "I'm about to beat you so hard you'll have bloody stools in your colostomy bag for a month" like a baker boy hat and suspenders.
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No. 377842 ID: 0adc60

man, I barely even care. just wear something and go start reading shit.
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No. 377862 ID: b8123b

>>377838
Hot damn, I love this.
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No. 377869 ID: d292f2

>>377815

This gets my support. Classy as fuck.
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No. 377873 ID: 8490bc

I would go naked. There is nothing more badass than that.

>>377838
Street clothes.

>>377815
Sunday clothes.
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No. 377876 ID: 0adc60

>>377838

fyeah suspenders. add finding menwear for women to your list of things-to-do.
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No. 377890 ID: f46f0d
File 132587352558.png - (10.27KB , 338x489 , ed nails.png )
377890

Just in case you want to be the quirky androgynous computer hacker instead.
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No. 378118 ID: 3f91de
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378118

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No. 378178 ID: 34ddc6

I vote this >>377838
underneath this>>378118

Also what is that black thing around everyone's neck?
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No. 378561 ID: becb83
File 132607086881.png - (11.67KB , 383x528 , nailswear.png )
378561

>>378178

Nails ponders a second to come up with a response that could be understood by an alien species. "The black things are called a necka-garda, they is like... hmmm, i'd say they is like birth control for us. They kinda collect the sun rays the same way our skin collects then- i think they call it photosynthesis- but unlike our skin which produces important sugar stuffs to feed our cell things it makes a sort of chemical that reduces egg production and which kinda lowers the impact of male and female pheromones stuffs." Nails thinks about the way Krobin bodies work, how men and women pheromones work differently. The krobin pheromones have a distinct smell for both genders that emit from the hair; for males they smell like tar, dirt or on occasions peanuts. And females can smell like any kind of fruit. But sadly, no matter how many times Nails rubs herself in tar or dirt, she will still give off the hint of limes.
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No. 378566 ID: 453e62

carry some limes with you at all times. anyone asks, that's where the smell comes from.
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No. 378568 ID: e3f578

you just love them limes
"bet you can't all those limes" they say
"fuck you I can't eat all these limes" says Nails
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No. 378569 ID: d73d80

>>378566
But what if she can't hold them all?
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No. 378591 ID: f46f0d

>The Krobin pheromones have a distinct smell for both genders that emit from the hair

So are you telling me that Frank D. Pompadour was a veritable sex god?
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No. 378600 ID: 453e62

>>378591
he just SMELLED like one.
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No. 378726 ID: becb83

>>378600
fun fact, frank also smelled like peanuts
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No. 378793 ID: 2c8c28

Welp time to go see Teach.
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No. 378803 ID: 0adc60

OKAY P LEARNED SOME THINGS TODAY NOW YOU GO LEARN TOO SO WE CAN FINALLY GO OUT THERE AND DO STUFF
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No. 378815 ID: becb83
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378815

"Alright," says hammer as he returns, "I couldn't find any baseball bats or small knives in the shoebox, but i did find this neat machete. Maybe stick it in your belt loop and look like a flippin samurai, wouldn't that be cool?" Nails nods in response, "Is there any chance that i can get like a few limes to carry around or something?"

"...limes?... no... what, no... get your own, anyway about the important details," hammer seems to have lost his concentration for a second then continues on," s-so... so teach is gonna get you learned up so that you can start the small time work that we got lined up for you. In order to reach teach, you have to go down one of the streets that is owned by Don Vicious' group so it'll be dangerous as hell. But then you get to go down into the sewers after that, which is full of them sewer people- so keep your whits sharp and stuff. And finally, be careful of Teach himself, that's not his real name but we call him teach as a secret password and stuff. Doc is his real name, and he's an organ dealer from the Space Market. Also he's just a little bit crazy to cut anybody up who he thinks he likes- so don't get on his good side or he'll kill you."

Nails kinda worries about this and seemingly hammer sees this," But don't worry, he's done work for us plenty of times. As long as you call him Teach he shouldn't cut you up... but be careful anyway..."
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No. 378848 ID: 1b0f2f

That machete will be great for hacking your way through thick jungle undergrowth. Uh. Anyway this "Teach" guy seems like an upright fellow so you should go find him and beat him within an inch of his life so he's sure to tells you what stuff you need to read.

...hit on Hammer.
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No. 378870 ID: 3c585f

well, you've already said you wanted to go big, and we gotta start at the bottom and work our way up quick. ask if there's a dummy you can whack with the machete to get a feel for it, but otherwise get going. if it's dangerous on the streets before you even reach the sewer level, you're gonna have a long road.
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No. 378875 ID: 0adc60

sounds like a reasonable dude. let's go.
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No. 378882 ID: becb83
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378882

With a sudden nod she takes the machete and hurries out. Even though you compelled to attempt an action such as hitting on hammer, the idea struck nails as odd and now she is sorta flustered. Even though she considers herself to be someone who would be the action type she does not see hammer as a love interest. Plus she already has another love interest, and his name is Dirge. They play what is called "The kissing game." Sometimes nails wins the game and sometimes dirge wins it.... but he's a cheat, that's how he wins.
Nails gets flustered even more thinking about herself and dirge romping around and she tries to focus on the task at hand. She dashes past the guards and hurries off into the direction of the street that leads to the sewer system.
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No. 378885 ID: e3f578

Because Hammer is obviously your long lost brother or cousin
that's why it's strange, jeeeez

Are the sewers here terrible? Because your new clothes are about to get dirty.
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No. 378886 ID: becb83
File 132618142684.png - (10.08KB , 666x365 , 3.png )
378886

It's very dirty, or that's what i hear. Oh crap, nails just remembered that there are always locks on the sewer caps due to the sewer people infestation. The locks are usually high tek and impossible to open unless you have a sewage wrench... but nails doesn't know where to get one... this is going to be a hard thing to do if she can't get into the sewer.
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No. 378888 ID: 3c585f

>>378886
go check out the sewers entrance first, because boy would we all feel dumb if we went to the trouble of getting the wrench and the entrance was wide open for some unknown reason.
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No. 378898 ID: becb83
File 132618579002.png - (15.01KB , 879x413 , meetphlat.png )
378898

Nails decides to go check anyway, cus who knows- maybe she'll be lucky and they'll probably be doing construction down there or something. She hurries to the alley that takes her to the road of the closest manhole in order to bypass any possible trouble. But apparently that too is blocked.

"Woah-hoh, little dude, where do you think you're going? Hope you know this place be guarded twenty four ours by yours truly!! So, my name is phlat, and if you don't gimme all your worldly posessions i'll nock you flat," the goon laughs at his silly rhyme. This boy is roughly much taller then nails and would likely be strong enough to make nails look very umpleasent in the facial area if she doesn't respond. Do i kill him?
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No. 378904 ID: f70e5e

eh, stab him in the leg and go from there.
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No. 378906 ID: 3c585f

>>378898
you are now representing don silvers. running is out of the question, and killing people on your first day is probably not the impression you want to make, neither to the outside nor to the crew.

try to talk him down, but disable him if he doesn't get the message or escalates to violence.
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No. 378908 ID: eb672d

You are representing Don Silvers. As a member of his family he is disrespecting you and considering you weaker than him due to his size.

However, his legs are rather big targets and a machete to the limb would be more than enough to bring him eye to eye.

If the method was effective, respond by saying "And my name is Nails. As in my blade just NAILED you in the leg and if you don't get outta the way, the things used to seal up yer coffin."
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No. 378911 ID: becb83
File 132619318748.gif - (13.91KB , 516x413 , slap1.gif )
378911

>>378904
>>378906
>>378908
you guys are right, i am repping Don Silver, but i should be all diplomatic and stuff. Don't wanna make myself look bad and not help pixie... Nails tries to come up with a decent collection of words to talk down this brute, cus ladies are smarter then guys and would honestly negotiate rather then act all primitive, when suddenly the primitive minded person gives her a smack across the face.
"No, if it ain't your stuff i am not obliged to take it."
>>animated
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No. 378937 ID: 0adc60

kill, smile, cut it out for me this time.
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No. 378947 ID: 8490bc

> ladies are smarter then guys and would honestly negotiate rather then act all primitive
> Do i kill him?
What is wrong with you?

> Plus she already has another love interest, and his name is Dirge. They play what is called "The kissing game."
You are not an awesome dyke with a kink for interspecies romance? What is wrong with you!?
You know what? You deserved that slap. It is on me.
Anyway, if he thinks he is some big deal, punch him in the groin. This will give him a new perspective.
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No. 378948 ID: e3f578

Impale this fucker or samurai draw his slappin' arm off
Bitch-ass think he can fuck with Don Silver's crew on DON SILVER BUSINESS OF LEARNING AND EDUCATION?
Rip and tear
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No. 378955 ID: ed57e8

show him your stabs.
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No. 378957 ID: f46f0d

>>378911
Id like to see him take your stuff, when you cut off HIS ARMS!
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No. 378960 ID: 8490bc

So... This is a quest to act like a lunatic, not to save a friend. You should have been honest from the beginning.
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No. 378988 ID: 1b0f2f

SLAP FIGHT
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No. 379166 ID: 6e44d2

Tell me more about this Dirge fellow. Cool name.

Also, how do you play the kissing game?
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No. 379169 ID: 133e22

>>378911
I think running is the best option but since the opinion is to attack I suggest you use getting slapped as an excuse to lean foreword as you rotate your face and upper body down while cursing to distract and block his view of you pulling out and cutting him down with your machete.
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No. 379233 ID: b22d56

Well, are those clothes actually YOURS, or do they belong to the Don?

If the stuff belongs to the Don, then you could pull the 'I don't have any worldly possessions' card, in case it's some sort of test. If he still tries to start some shit, THEN you show him your stabs.

He said it himself, didn't he? If it's not yours, he doesn't have to take it. Keep in mind that doesn't prevent him from doing it anyways. It just removes obligation to do it. He'd be doing it for the kicks.
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No. 379346 ID: becb83
File 132634472744.png - (10.00KB , 516x369 , meetphlat.png )
379346

Nails can explain all about hunny bu- um... dirge... yeah, she can do all that talking stuff after she SHOWSTHISLOSERHERSTABS. Nails Lunges forward and drives the machete directly into the jacket where the tall coconuts chest is and it makes contact with a loud resounding clang.

...clang?

Phlat responds with and umph, and then maniacal laughter. "You has guts kid, but now i have to kill you."
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No. 379353 ID: ed57e8

dodge his counter and aim for a leg.
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No. 379362 ID: 9c7c3b

You don't stab with a machete. How dumb do you have to be.

Fighting with a machete means taking wide, heavy swings at his limbs, aiming to hit him with the thickest part of the blade on the thickest part of his limbs.
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No. 379368 ID: 746e5c

Slice down his leg as you jump back, should prevent him from easily counter-attacking. Then cut him down when there's another opening.
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No. 379369 ID: e3f578

You should have cut his hand off because we know it's most not defiantly made of goddamn metal. Should've known just stabbing the guy would be too easy.

Now we have to awkwardly explain each detail of combat to accomplish getting you out alive. Thanks a lot Nails for fucking this up and stabbing with a slicing weapon where potential armor could be.

I'm glad we learned something today, aim for succulent flesh than unknowns.
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No. 379370 ID: f46f0d

I assume that his arms would be easier to cut off than his legs because they are usually thinner and the iron poncho that I think hes using could protect his thighs as well. Plus It would disable him from attacking unless he's the black knight from Monty Python.
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No. 379391 ID: becb83
File 132635191197.png - (11.89KB , 655x352 , epicbattle.png )
379391

Nails suddenly jumps back, but not without taking a quick swipe at Phlats arm. He dodges easily and reaches into his jacket quickly, brandishing what might have been what prevented me from piercing his chest to begin with.

Nails makes ready with her next attack.
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No. 379402 ID: 6e44d2

Limbs, target his limbs! Soon as you cut deep into him, it doesn't matter where, he'll be in too much pain to fight effectively.
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No. 379433 ID: 3c585f

>>379391

this is only going to get worse the longer this fight lasts. chop at either the arm he's reaching into his jacket with or one of his legs. remember, you're doing this for Pixie, and if one random thug is causing you this much trouble, you had better smarten up quick.
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No. 379435 ID: becb83
File 132636657084.png - (8.23KB , 327x331 , genderspecific.png )
379435

You guys are totally right! Nails aims for one of the tall bastards legs and she... and she... she... zubba dubba wubba jubba wa
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No. 379436 ID: becb83
File 132636683454.png - (14.37KB , 772x331 , meetdirge.png )
379436

"I get it phlat," says a shadowy figure from behind the tall bastard, "You're enthusiastic. But put the frying pan away because i know this one." "S'okay by me boss," replies phlat in a dumbfounded and scared tone.
"Go back to the house and tell scar to come meet me at Ratchets bait shop in an hour, got that phlat?"
"Y-yes sir, mister dirge sir," Phlat runs off with the dumbfounded look still on his face.
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No. 379437 ID: becb83
File 132636722953.png - (8.61KB , 375x375 , meetdirge.png )
379437

The new person turns toward nails and says, "What the hell are you doing over here, don't you know it's bad territory?" Nails has a hard time speaking due to warm fuzzies. Dirge chuckles to himself, "what am I going to do with you. Nails, focus, lets try this again. What-are-you-doing-here. This is Don Vicious territory... but i guess you knew that since your wielding a samurai sword... or machete? Where'd you get something like that anyway? Most of the kids around here have cooking equipment and pipes and here you are with a machete. You surprise me sometimes nails."

Nails can't respond due to warm fuzzies.

"Nails.... snap out of it, nails," Dirge snaps his fingers in front of her.
"Bwah... oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," replies nails.
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No. 379438 ID: e3f578

"I need to get in the sewer. I'm not sure who or what I can tell anyone, I've just started a really complex and arbitrary plan to save a cuddlebee friend that's going to take time. Also, maybe make good cash and connections along the way. I just really need to get inside that sewer place Dirgikins."
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No. 379439 ID: 0adc60

...

hubba hubba.
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No. 379446 ID: 365adf

Drool on him in the most shameless manner possible.
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No. 379450 ID: 8490bc

> "Bwah... oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," replies nails.
Take off your pants, you do not deserve them. What a joke and a lie. Where is your MANGRIT? I should have know that you are just a desperate girl who likes to play with clothing designed for the opposite sex. Fuck you. I am out of here.
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No. 379482 ID: f70e5e

get a hold of yourself! remember your trying to pass as a guy! also note that judging by the symbol on his coat, he's also working for don viscous
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No. 379673 ID: becb83
File 132650653178.png - (7.68KB , 296x250 , genderspecific.png )
379673

"Nails," dirge seems to be frustrated, "... dammit, i know my garda is old but could it be that old?" Dirge reaches for his necka-garda and rubs the texture. It is sticky and worn, "That's why your acting crazy," he contemplates to himself, "I get it now... guess that explains why the other girls were staring at me all day also." Dirge reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fresh garda to put on, "... and here i thought i was just that darn sexy." As dirge removes the old one from around his neck Nails suddenly leans in uncomfortably close. "... dirge... p-p-please... polin-p-polinate... me? I like you, can you please?" Nails hair starts changing colors and begins to become springy. "HOLY HELL NAILS," exclaims Dirge, "YOU'RE BLOOMING! NO, NOT NOW, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!"

>you are now in control of Dirge
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No. 379675 ID: ed57e8

put a second one on her so she gets a double dose to calm her down.
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No. 379676 ID: e3f578

It looks like your about to fall over, use one of your arms and get a good grip on Nails, good enough where she can't move well enough but you can. Fight to get your birth control neckbrace on.
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No. 379677 ID: 1b0f2f

POLLINATE FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH
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No. 379678 ID: 365adf

Stigma Wood Pistil Seed.

<Plant-based sex joke>!
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No. 379686 ID: 6e44d2

Is she your girlfriend?
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No. 379693 ID: 252e1b

>>379673

Get that fresh guarda on, before she wilts!
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No. 379709 ID: becb83
File 132652867095.png - (10.16KB , 448x307 , genderspecific.png )
379709

>>379675
I've only got one useable one.
>>379677
I'M IN PUBLIC, I AM NOT DROPPING MY PANTS HERE IN AN ALLY!
>>379686
Why yes, yes she is... but at the moment she's currently a strange young lass.
>>379693
Done!

Dirge equips the new guarda as fast as his krobin hands can move. Then he grasps Nails by the shoulders and begins shaking her. "Nails," dirge shouts, "Nails, your hair. Look at your hair! Do you know how dangerous that is?"
Nails snaps out of her stupor to notice her hair. "no... no, no no no no, oh gawds noooooooo"

"Now calm down," says dirge, "If anyone else tries to mug you i can protect you. Just stick with me and I'll take you back home."
"B-but i don't want to go home," she whimpers, "I need to go to the sewers to meet someone, but now i can't cus i sprouted and .... bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i can't help pixie!!!"

"You mean that cuddle bee," asks dirge, "I know pixie also... actually i've been trying to join the higher ranks in Don Vicious's army so i could help her. What were you going to do?"
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No. 379713 ID: ed57e8

get some black stuff on her head to cover it up.

also, explain the job.
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No. 379715 ID: e3f578

Can we get an explanation on why the whole green hair thing is sooooo bad?
Or is this explained in some other previous quest because apparently these aren't humans and it sounds like they've been in a previous quest where they could have been explained.
These are plant people, aren't they?
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No. 379716 ID: e3f578

actual suggestion:
We have to shave your girlfriend bald. It is the only option.
Surely a masculine man with such great locks such as yourself carries a shaver at all times as well as several hair care products. It's no 'fro or grosse doo but those locks bro.
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No. 379719 ID: 0adc60

I don't get it. why is it dangerous to be green?
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No. 379724 ID: ed57e8

>>379719
>>379716
>>379715
it's the equivalent of walking around with a MASSIVE hard on. it is VERY noticeable.
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No. 379728 ID: 1b0f2f

Bald head bald head~
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No. 379731 ID: becb83
File 132653361302.png - (3.96KB , 339x151 , genderspecific.png )
379731

>>379715
It's not because having green hair is bad, because it's no longer hair. Having a natural bloom in a nice neighborhood isn't so bad at all, but there is no nice neihborhood anywhere near here. Only females bloom, and sometimes there are some devious krobin hiding in the shadows that are willing to rape or murder girls. A girl who has bloomed is similar to having a sign on your head saying that you're obviously a girl.
>>379716
I keep my shears in the house in Don Vicious' Manor, I'm sure if i ask her nicely she'd come with me. Not like she would be a part of another family or something, but i do wonder where she got those clothes though...
>>379724
...well... i hear that not even the guarda can stop how productive the eggs of a girl get when she's in bloom, but i never try to dive too deeply into it. You know, don't want a sprout at this age or anything...
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No. 379736 ID: 0adc60

>>379731

carry her in your arms, mon. who's gonna dare fuck with you?
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No. 379745 ID: c681b2

Make her wear your old necka-garda. Alternatively, if you are a joke and a lie like Nails, rip and tear her hair. Rip and tear. If even this is not possible, fuck you. No, seriously.
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No. 379756 ID: e3f578

She needs a covering hat for now, has your "friend" phlat run miles by now? If not, order him to give it to you or use your old birth control as a makeshift doorag. Then get to the closest store or "store" that has shears. Or consider using her machete as some shears.
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No. 379813 ID: 7164d6
File 132659008121.jpg - (190.41KB , 936x897 , turn-an-ordinary-t-shirt-into-a-ninja-mask.jpg )
379813

It is time... for the SHIRT NINJA.
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No. 379896 ID: beb6d7

>>379813

ffff I just totally did this and it works.
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No. 379956 ID: ce2f4a

>>379813
saved
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No. 380076 ID: becb83
File 132669142957.png - (10.37KB , 462x374 , girlfriendninja.png )
380076

>>379736
... no.
>>379745
joke, lie? What the hell are you talking about...
>>379756
Phlat is gone and the closest pair of shears that i can think of is... the organ dealer that lives in the sewers... ugh...
>>379813
>>379896
>>379956
As a matter of fact i do, kept a spare with me because i have to go see the doctor anyway. Who knows when you need a spare shirt when you're walking around disgusting sewers. "Nails," he says while dirge pulls out his spare shirt, "I think i have an idea, i'll just need to wrap this around your head." He does so and she doesn't seem to mind at all. "Girlfriend ninja accepts this offering," Nails says playfully, "and she will protect her hunny-bun for more hugs later." Dirge laughs to himself for how embarrassed he is of nails right now. "Doofus," nails suddenly strikes a ninja pose as response.
"You love me, just say it."
"I wouldn't pollinate you if i didn't, hey... i need to go into the sewer to see somebody dangerous, he might have a pair of shears that i can use to cut your hair. Are you okay with tagging along with me?"
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No. 380079 ID: 1b0f2f

So...

We're seriously having trouble figuring out how to cut up a bunch of vegetation when you're carrying a fucking machete?
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No. 380085 ID: ed57e8

>>380079
machetes are designed for HACKING. careful cutting does not work at all with them.
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No. 380119 ID: 1b0f2f

>>380085

Sorry, was that how you meant to say it is the greatest idea ever conceieved?
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No. 380124 ID: beb6d7

she will tag along.

from within the shadows, where she feels at home. NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No. 380184 ID: c9a5ce

Feigning ignorance. Whatever.

>>380076
Boy, enough chitchat and derailing. At this rhythm you will not be able to help your friend. Nails is working for Don Silver precisely to avoid this, but needs to be literate to get any work. This is why Nail is there, looking for a man named Teacher. Anyway, you have to do something about her smell. Lend your old necka-garda.
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No. 380210 ID: 6e44d2

You should tuck her hair into the mask, 'cause bits are poking out right now.
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No. 380231 ID: becb83
File 132675660461.png - (6.22KB , 462x374 , sewers.png )
380231

>>380079
>>380085
>>380119
... i think i'm more comfortable with cutting shears then a machete to fix my girlfriends head.

>>380184
... okay, noted. Don't think Silver will get anything accomplished, he's a fat bum. Too low on the government scale to make any big difference with the cuddlebees. Guess i'm lucky to be a part of Don Vicious' army, though it's pretty hard to get in. Dirge puts his old guarda on nails neck. "huh... ew, why are you giving me this?" "To hide your smell." "...okay."
Now, to the sewers to find the doctor and this teacher that's down here also. I hope i don't have to rescue people, i'm totally not used to being a hero.

Dirge and Nails climb down into the sewers, it is rank and smelly concrete with a little walking space and a river of nastiness running in the center. There seem to be 3 paths to take. South, North, and Northwest; which should the duo take?
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No. 380233 ID: e3f578

Didn't Nails tell you the Doc and Teacher are the same person? I mean, really Nails you tell him everything but that? What?
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No. 380234 ID: becb83

>>380233
you've been telling him, nails didn't say anything about doc
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No. 380239 ID: e3f578

>>380234
I thought we were just suggesting what characters do, not actually talking to them and telling them things!
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No. 380240 ID: becb83
File 132676022971.png - (8.43KB , 462x374 , meetdirge.png )
380240

>>380239
dirge, help me out here.

Dirge stops for a moment to think. It is true, i can hear everything you're all saying. It's actually pretty common to hear voices of spirits or aliens from faraway. We call it 'heritage' and it's like a power that we are born with. Supposedly because we originated from alien foliage we also have the ability to talk with people, plants or things from different planets and stuff. Some people here can even do crazy magic things. That is also called 'heritage' and is rare... as i hear it from other people anyway. Most of this stuff i would have to ask someone who is smarter, like this teach guy... oh wait, you said he was the doctor... Dirge rubs his temples, "Nails, is this teach guy you're going to learn reading from the doctor?" Nails nods, "I gotta go call him teach so as to not get murdered." Dirge thinks to himself for a moment, "... then i guess we have to go find him then..."
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No. 380254 ID: 3c585f

>>380240
go south. don't split up. keep an eye out for sewer people.
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No. 380338 ID: 6e44d2

>>380254
Oh jeez, sewer people.
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No. 380346 ID: 365adf

I wanna go northwest!
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No. 380351 ID: beb6d7

go southleft.
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No. 380397 ID: 0d7a83

>>380351
No, go clockwise.
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No. 380459 ID: 6e44d2

>>380397
No, no, go widdershins.
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No. 380565 ID: becb83
File 132687197116.png - (13.37KB , 590x347 , sewers.png )
380565

And so the team of adventurers head south, then thay go west, then even more south. Higgeldy piggeldy to and fro until they are stopped by a most shocking sight!

"HOLY HELL," screams dirge as nails gasps in shock.
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No. 380570 ID: becb83
File 132687238176.png - (14.08KB , 626x412 , sewerpeople.png )
380570

"WWWWWWOAH-HOHOHO," exclaims nails as she gazes in shock, "that thing is HUGE!!! It's even bigger then yours, dirge! How does it even fit in such a small thing!? Is hers made of rubber, i bet it is. I bet sewer people are made of rubber!! I know that thing is WAAAAAAYYYY too big for mine, and i also don't stretch like rubber!"
"..."
"What's the matter dirge? D-did i make you jealous? Don't worry, yours is perfect... it's like... my size, yeah! It's perfect for me and me only and I wouldn't want anybody elses- even if it were that big... and i would doubt it'd fit anyway... woah, like woah."
"Shut up nails," says dirge, "... fucking sewer people... goddamn lack of respect...mumble mumble..."
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No. 380571 ID: 9c7c3b

>>380565
H-hey! Stop looking at me like that! Staring is rude! ;_;
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No. 380573 ID: 9c7c3b

OH! Oh. Um. Shit.

I guess you just need to pass quietly by. Don't make a scene or anything.

Hey, waitaminute. You tree people have genitals?
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No. 380597 ID: 1b0f2f

>>380570

First you bloom and now this? No wonder the cuddle bees are in such high demand! I advise you give it up on this whole mafia thing and just start having a porn fest.
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No. 380616 ID: 3c585f
 

alright, listen up. what we're going to do here is messy as hell, and really i hope you have a bucket. Nails is in need of a weapon with a little more reach to make up for her lack of stature, so tonight on voices from beyond, we're going to make her a slingshot.

to do that, we're going to need some rubber and a frame. since getting a frame is going to be the easy part, let's discuss the rubber.

basically sewer people secrete latex, and demonstrate rubber characteristics; we want their blood, and we want as much of it as we can get: the more of it we have, the more things we can do with it and the more chances we have to make things properly.

so once we have enough sewer people blood in whatever container you happen to find, we need it to sit out for a while to harden, and while we wait for it to do that, you can go about making a frame. we're going for simplicity here, so try and find or lash together something with a wide V shape tapering into a single bar.

once you've found your frame and have a bucket of sewer people blood that has hardened a bit, take some of the hardened blood and roll it into a cord, then braid the cord; you will want about 25 - 30 inches of braided cord; tie it from on one of the upper sides and the other end on the other upper side; if you have a piece of cloth about 2x4 you can put it in the center of the braided cord, otherwise simply mark that as the spot you want to put projectiles.

if this works out, there are quite a few other things we can do with the blood of the people who happen to live in the sewers, but this should probably be enough for now.
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No. 380674 ID: beb6d7

>>380616

alternatively, use the big guy's dick as a rubber band because apparently it's stretchy and long.
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No. 380676 ID: ed57e8

technically yes nails, sewer people are made of rubber.
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No. 380846 ID: becb83
File 132694950928.png - (9.24KB , 507x392 , sewers.png )
380846

>Control has switched back to Nails

Oh, hey guys- welcome back. Looks like you freaked dirge out so he shunted the heritage back at me, I'm kinda sad that i didn't get to use his heritage though. It almost felt like if i wanted to i could slow down time to do stuff... but i guess i can't do that now. You should see the face he's making, it's cute.
>>380573
what is that? ... what i know is that boys have seeders and girls have seed cups... that's what the orphanage told me about pollinating, they also said that it is a bad horrible thing to cross-pollinate while married.
>>380597
Funny story, i actually wanted to be a porn-star to try to make easy money... but it turns out that recording machina costs alot, plus I wouldn't know how well I'd be in a porno.
>>380616
... i don't want to interrupt or anything...
>>380674
... I don't think that is rubber... or it doesn't look like it at the moment...
>>380676
wow, i guess that's kewl and stuff... i wonder what pollinating while being rubberry is like... maybe i should ask?

"DAMMIT NAILS, STOP DAWDLING," yells dirge frustratedly. It seems dirge want's to leave this scene be. There are two paths, one that leads west more and another which looks kinda overgrown with strange foliage and smells like a brownie factory.
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No. 380849 ID: 3c585f

brownie factory.
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No. 380865 ID: 6e44d2

Oh, so sewer people is a real thing. Huh.
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No. 380919 ID: 365adf

It's a brownie factory.

How could you NOT want to go there?

How could you even think going the other way?

Good lord there is so much wrong with you. ( ><)
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No. 380958 ID: beb6d7
File 132699239884.png - (290.97KB , 459x471 , brownie.png )
380958

did you just say BROWNIES
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No. 381833 ID: 0a1dbb
File 132739434030.png - (9.06KB , 521x359 , sewers.png )
381833

The duo go farther into the sewers, take another left and are met with strange foliage growing from the sewage and an intersection. It splits West and East; the west has a suttle breeze coming from it and the east smells like a confectionery (sweet foods shop). Which direction should Nails and Dirge take?
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No. 381836 ID: 807ed3

mmm, food.
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No. 381837 ID: 3c585f

>>381833
brownie factory. always the brownie factory.
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No. 382577 ID: 0a1dbb
File 132765582044.png - (9.76KB , 426x387 , sewerpeople.png )
382577

The duo walk down the narrow walkway, around a corner, then around another corner. Suddenly they are confronted with 3 of the female sewer people.
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No. 382579 ID: 807ed3

smell them. are they made out of brownies?
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No. 382583 ID: ed57e8

ask if they know who you are looking for. they don't seem too dangerous, rubber can still be cut if you need to.
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No. 382601 ID: a2fa74

>>382577
Ask the one on the right where the brownie factory is. Flirt with her then invite her along. No Jeb smile+wary look? Teammate!
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No. 382617 ID: f46f0d

>>382577
DEMAND SEWER BROWNIES! Surely it could be nothing else besides delicious confectionary.
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No. 384237 ID: d12795
File 132834791664.png - (8.02KB , 382x293 , genderspecific.png )
384237

"You, the one that's not giving us the doofus look," yells nails at the sewer person to the right, "Tell me where the brownies are!!!"
Dirge is shocked by the statement that he cannot think of anything to say. The sewer person with the spiky head comes towards you and nails is able to smell a sweet aroma of strudel... or is it a tart... But she does not smell anything like a brownie factory. The sewer person leans in real close to nails.
"Moooooowaaaaaa," says the sewer person. It starts licking nails and nibbling on her clothes. Dirge is still silent, trying to take in what is going on.
"...What the hell are you doing," exclaims nails. The sewer person only replies with another strange noise.
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No. 384240 ID: 7c31d2

Return the favour.
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No. 384241 ID: 365adf

>>384240


Make Dirge and the other two sewer people join and have a licking contest.
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No. 384244 ID: ed57e8

fight off her tongue with your own.
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No. 384252 ID: 86fe4d

shove her off your face in a way that makes your displeasure about her behaviour very clear.
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No. 384262 ID: d12795
File 132838520792.png - (6.68KB , 382x225 , genderspecific.png )
384262

>>384240
y-yeah... there's nothing wrong with a completely safe lick... a platonic lick... mmmm, cream cheese.
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No. 384264 ID: d12795
File 132838592507.png - (7.27KB , 407x273 , genderspecific.png )
384264

yeah, not like we are naked or anything... well she is bu- !?
The sewer person suddenly grabs nails.
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No. 384265 ID: 7c31d2

I'm guessing the brownie smell is one of the sewer people then, so start licking random sewer people until you find the brownie one!
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No. 384267 ID: e3f578

You shouldn't grab nails bare-handed! You'll need a tetnis shot!
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No. 384274 ID: d12795
File 132838738577.png - (7.00KB , 407x273 , genderspecific.png )
384274

NO LONGER PLATONIC GUYS, OH MY GOD!!!
>>384244
I'm trying, but i think i just accepted a sewer persons version of the kissing game...

>the kissing game is a sexual challenge between the different genders. The goal of the game is to force the other to break the lip lock. The winner of the kissing game "mounts" the loser. It is mostly taboo for the same gender to play the kissing game due to tradition and law. It is even considered very dangerous amongst sewer people, who have been known to drag similar gendered beings into the sewage to drown or crush them to a powdery pulp. Currently Nails is uknowingly in a dangerous situation.
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No. 384278 ID: e3f578

>>384274
Cunt punt her
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No. 384280 ID: 86fe4d

>>384274

ew dude, she lives in the sewer. think about where that tongue might have been. that's right man, your mouth is full of sewer people cooties right now.
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No. 384281 ID: 7c31d2

It amazes me that licking can be platonic for your species
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No. 384282 ID: 299ed3

Make her your bitch.
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No. 384300 ID: 510737

press forward, and try to trip her, get her on her back and you will be in the dominant position.
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No. 384354 ID: c4a1fc

>>384274
Start scissoring.
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No. 384450 ID: 784dcc

Your headwrap is coming undone. I guess you're blooming extra-strong now.
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No. 384586 ID: fa9f7e

Finger her, then get on top of her if/when she lets go. Invite Dirge into a threesome. Ignore other sewer person completely.
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No. 384587 ID: fa9f7e

persons*
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No. 385365 ID: d12795
File 132878050680.gif - (15.78KB , 450x268 , Explicit content.gif )
385365

People voted, and we're going into sexy because even though there are too many lesbians in the worlds, two people specifically voted sexy. Also the main suggestions that fall into that category are x-rated things. This in turns makes the next few updates go into the nsfw zone and requires a specific adult content warning. That's what this is.
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No. 385372 ID: a2fa74

>>385365
Check the "Spoiler Image" box for them. Works great.
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No. 385373 ID: 365adf

Get to the cream cheese already!
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No. 385409 ID: 4f5430

There goes a somewhat good premisse.
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No. 385415 ID: 0d7a83

>>385365
Hold on I'll just go ask mom if it's ok to look.
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No. 385437 ID: 9130c6

>>385415
It should be fine if it's just safety scissoring.
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No. 385464 ID: c4a1fc

>>385365
ohgodwhathaveidone.png
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No. 385466 ID: c4a1fc

...That said, I was mostly joking, but I actually am curious to see just how this would work.
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No. 385563 ID: 1b0f2f

>>385365

Er, uh, well it's... better than getting ground into powder?
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No. 385589 ID: d12795
File 132886842408.png - (11.61KB , 605x420 , intervention.png )
385589

So stick Nails was busy being all girly on the stick sewer person. And stick dirge walked off screen to go somewhere, somewhere that just isn't important enough to care about
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No. 385590 ID: d12795
File 132886862940.png - (13.24KB , 605x420 , intervention.png )
385590

And then nails realizes that they are both girls and that she was doing girly things with a sewer person and it was totally gross. "I can't do this, we are girls and we can't do this cus we are totally girls and girls shouldn't be doing this to each other."
This made the sewer person sad.
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No. 385592 ID: d12795
File 132886893195.png - (12.43KB , 605x420 , intervention.png )
385592

"That doesn't mean we can't be friends, like not the friends that do the dirty things but friends that do friend things. The friend-like friends!!!" and this made the sewer person happy, and they became good friends and the sewer person was not angry at all and did not want to kill nails for doing girly things to her and making the sewer person believe nails was a guy.
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No. 385594 ID: d12795
File 132887009367.png - (14.81KB , 605x420 , intervention.png )
385594

Yep, that is exactly how it went. Exactly, and it wasn't just some orchestrated sabotage made by a quest character against there author. Nope, not at all. I do not have the author bound up and am not taking over this quest. Nope, this is totally bamump. And this is a totally legit update. Totally.
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No. 385600 ID: 365adf

Seems legit.
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No. 385601 ID: 582c62

I... uhh... okay?
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No. 385607 ID: fa9f7e

:c

Oh well, I didn't really expect lesbians to happen. Would've been funny, though.

Anyways, on with the hunt. You still smell brownies or whatever that one you're tracking smells like, right?
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No. 385620 ID: 4f5430

>sex is dirty
>homosexuality is something totally wrong
I'll believe in you instead of realizing just how immature and insecure you are, Dirge.

Anyway, I would hate to be a certain "friend" about to be enslaved.
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No. 385622 ID: f46f0d

>>385594
face it Dirge you're getting NTR'd by some sewer dwelling wad of sentient creme cheese.
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No. 385637 ID: 1b0f2f

Weren't we doing something... like... finding... some teacher... oh hey, brownies!
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No. 385673 ID: d12795
File 132892632415.png - (6.39KB , 318x239 , intervention.png )
385673

>>385622
>>385620

alright, yes. I am a little jealous that my girlfriend is getting more face time with a strange nasty sewer person. And I'm also still new to this whole lesbians concept, which confuses me since it's not normal for our people. We actually don't have such media in our economy cus we sell krobin girls for that very reason. I hate to say, but I'm still old fashion when it comes to relationships.
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No. 385674 ID: d12795
File 132892657033.png - (8.33KB , 448x333 , dirgequest.png )
385674

Alright, so now we have nails and the sewer person. What do we call the sewer person?
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No. 385675 ID: 7c31d2

Call her what she tastes like, Cream Cheese.
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No. 385676 ID: 510737

call her stretch...hehehe....
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No. 385680 ID: 6f9630

Clair, short for eclaire.
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No. 385682 ID: 365adf

Dirge have I ever told you that you are in fact, a better artist and a better story teller?
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No. 385703 ID: 4f5430

We have to think everything for you? Fine. They find a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger, an army of sewer people armed with bazookas that worship Cream Cheese and a lifetime supply of brownies.
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No. 385737 ID: d12795
File 132894300595.png - (17.36KB , 778x411 , intervention.png )
385737

So her name is Cream Cheese and it turns out the sewer people worship her as a god. Not only that, but the sewer people have a tank and some bazookas that they don't know how to use. Nails teaches them how to use everything and now has a small army to siege whatever nasty sewer war that she want's. What now?
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No. 385739 ID: ed57e8

now? stop writing fanfiction, sheesh, how would they even get a tank down there in the first place?
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No. 385752 ID: 1b0f2f

>>385739

It's a sewer tank, duh.

>>385737

They wage war on the heavily defended brownie factory.
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No. 385754 ID: 365adf

They throw a party in the brownie factory and get mad wasted on noxious sewer fumes.
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No. 385848 ID: 582c62

invade brownie factory
>advicedog.jpg
control brownie market
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No. 385887 ID: 4f5430

>What now?
Party hard, of course. In honor of Pixie, who will never be able to attend the party.
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No. 385992 ID: d12795
File 132903006112.png - (12.37KB , 590x528 , dirgequest.png )
385992

So the sewer tank reaches the sewer brownie factory, there does not seem to be any resistance at all. What should we do next.
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No. 385994 ID: 365adf

>>385754
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No. 385996 ID: e3f578

drop it like it hots, smoke weed erry day, put weed in the giant brownie machine to get the entire town high, hip, happening, and horny, hungry, happy sleepy.
eat special brownies
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No. 385997 ID: 1b0f2f

>>385996

What Dirtbag is implying is you're going to cook your own buds in butter then put the butter in brownies then eat the brownies and then it's fun times for all.
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No. 386019 ID: 582c62
File 132905062735.gif - (32.77KB , 90x90 , hee.gif )
386019

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No. 386022 ID: a2fa74

>>385992
Can we get back to the actual quest now?
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No. 386111 ID: d12795
File 132909774723.png - (15.62KB , 590x528 , dirgequest.png )
386111

>>386022
Oh hey, something came up. The story will get back on track, but i need to dump the b- ... write some story. Just gimme a sec, it won't be immediately after the time of interruption- that won't be a problem will it? Hope not.

Update soon.
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No. 386170 ID: d12795
File 132911133849.png - (9.61KB , 590x528 , meetdoc.png )
386170

"~and then there was the flood from last week that I had to lock my little hacienda, ... oh I see your shaking off the asphyxiation, very good!"

Nails wakes up in a dark room. Her eyes are having a hard time to adjust. There is a person that nails is unable to make out because it is so dark. Her stomach feels a little sore and she just groans a little.
"Oh, don't worry, I just took the doctors fee out of your organs. Have no fear, it's not like I took anything you don't have a spare of; you know- darbs, gagunas, and a little something for myself."
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No. 386171 ID: ed57e8

uhhh, what?
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No. 386172 ID: 3c585f

>>386170
it sounds like a seedy black market doctor. make sure you remember to call him teach.
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No. 386174 ID: 7c31d2

Oh no! The shadowy person stole your gazongas!
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No. 386175 ID: d12795
File 132911305090.png - (13.56KB , 590x528 , meetdoc.png )
386175

"... whut... uh, t-teach?"

The shadowy figure suddenly turns on a light and in a flirtatious male voice he says, "I haven't been called teach since Phatty mugged me in schoolies. You must be one of Silvers people, oh and I am soo very sorry little lady but I can't return what i took."

"w-what happened?"
Doc's facial expression turns forlorn, "I'm not sure what happened prior but it looked as though the sewer person was trying to drown you. Whatever did you do to anger it?"
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No. 386176 ID: ed57e8

"i dunno, it licked me, i thought it was some weird sewer person greeting so i liked it back, then it kissed me, then it got weird"
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No. 386192 ID: d12795
File 132911536243.png - (10.65KB , 573x354 , meetdoc.png )
386192

"i dunno, it licked me, i thought it was some weird sewer person greeting so i liked it back, then it kissed me, then it got weird"

"OHoho, if only I could be as amorous as you... but not so naive. You did a sewer persons version of the kissing game. And since only the girls initiate the game, she must have been plenty angry to find out you were a girl also."
Doc grabs a blanket from outta nowher, "Please dear, you nakedness is showing. We are not sewer people."
"Have you seen my boyfriend? He vanished about the time things got weird."

Doc thinks for a sec, "No, you were the only other krobin I've seen all day. What does he look like?"

"He's just taller then me, where's a black vest and has long downy hair."
Doc takes a longer second to ponder, but just frowns as a response.
"I'm sorry girl, but haven't seen a boy down here other then sewer people. Do you need anything? Maybe some soup or a cup of cokoona? Please feel free to ask for anything."
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No. 386199 ID: 3c585f

>>386192
dirge is the one with a gun. if he needs help, you certainly won't be providing it. ask 'teach' about getting learned up, seeing as how that's why you came down here in the first place.
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No. 386210 ID: ed57e8

ask what the "little something" for himself was. you wanna keep track of your things.
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No. 386230 ID: 1b0f2f

Aww yeah your plumage is history.
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No. 386262 ID: 8b538b

uhh. you wanna learn stuff, right? that's why you were looking for him.

also ask him where the brownie factory is.
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No. 387111 ID: 9933f7
File 132939213339.png - (5.19KB , 346x308 , meetdoc.png )
387111

And so nails begins her questioning of teach.
"w-what is that 'little something' that you mentioned... you know, so I can keep track of what I have."

Doc chuckles to himself, "Oh you adorable little girl, I just made it so you can be pollinated all you want without repercussions such as blooming get in the way. Also, if you have a grand desire to have children- consider adoption!"

"...uh... okay, so next question. Where is the brownie factory that I've been smelling?"

Suddenly Teach's expression grows grim. "Sewer people are such horrible creatures, can you believe that they despise me? Well I despise them as well! Hunted bye the horrid things, even have to hide here in this tank... The 'Brownie Factory' that you smell is Avalon- King of the sewer people. He too want's me dead."

Nails waits for a second for Teach's expression to soften before going on, "I actually came down here so you could help me."

"Oh, what is it that I can help you with," replies Doc.

"I need you to teach me how to read."

"... hmmmm," teach goes into deep thought for a few seconds, "You will need to pay for it. But I don't take cash, but I do have a payment in mind. Are you willing to pay for your tutoring?"
Teach waits for an answer.
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No. 387114 ID: fcf88e

Welp, at least that's one problem down in the short, sadly it cost you your ability to pass on your genes.

We may as well hear him out. We went through all the trouble we can at least figure out what the payment is.
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No. 387115 ID: ed57e8

"will i miss it?"
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No. 387119 ID: 8947c3

due come on you took like our vagina parts what more can we even give you
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No. 387141 ID: 15c5f2

That's pretty horrible. Find a way to get your reproductive organs back.
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No. 387156 ID: a2fa74

>>387111
"it's not like I took anything you don't have a spare of"
"if you have a grand desire to have children- consider adoption!"
Also, it looks like he took your fucking eye.
Completely aside from this being excessive 'payment' for what amounts to putting on your back and squishing the water out, this guy is a liar, scum, and crazy.

Chop off his legs and neuter him. Tell him he's going to tell you how to get your organs back and you are going to flay him. Explain that how helpful he is in regaining your organs determines if he'll die before or after the flaying.
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No. 387160 ID: ac6c03

>>387156
That is the Doc in the picture broseph.
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No. 387656 ID: 9933f7
File 132963601937.png - (11.62KB , 649x474 , sewers.png )
387656

Nails is utterly disgusted that the teacher just confessed to stealing her genitalia and alot of her other organs. "What the hell, you took my seed cup parts, what else could I possibly give you!"
"Well," the doctor attempts to reply, "I wasn't gonna ask for another organ- i was gonna ask fo-"
Nails suddenly interrupts, " Speaking of organs, i want them all back! I was told to beat you up if i wanted you to help me with reading.... I might just do that anyway!"

The doctor flinches at the thought and walks into the shadows, "I'm a lonely person. Aside from the sewer females there hasn't been a girl down here in soooo long. I was going to ask you if you were willing to give me your body for a few moments." Nails is utterly disgusted. "Heh, i believe then i must show you something else then... and no, you won't get anything."
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No. 387657 ID: ed57e8

jump him before he does anything. mad doctors have traps and shit all over.
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No. 387658 ID: 6e1234

beat the shit out of him
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No. 387660 ID: e3f578

>>387656
After we're done with him, we're going to track down that female sewer person and kill her for trying to kill us and getting us into this situation.

There's going to be soooo much pain. Just how much ass are you going to kick tonight? ALL OF IT! That King Avalon can have some fucking kicked ass too! It's going to be such a gourmet of ass kicking. Shit, you can't even buy your parts back in the future? Is that against his policy or did he seriously take them out in a way where they can't be put back in? If the latter, why? You could have gotten a good customer! That is so inefficient.

There's space travel and stuff, there has to be an advanced medical way of getting that shit back fine and dandy. Even an experimental procedure.
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No. 387662 ID: a2fa74

>>387656
"Lyin' scumbag! Ya said ya only took spares!"
Beat the shit out of him. Twice.
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No. 387663 ID: 9933f7
File 132963819605.png - (18.75KB , 649x474 , sewers.png )
387663

>>387660
>There's space travel and stuff, there has to be an advanced medical way of getting that shit back fine and dandy. Even an experimental procedure.

Hell yes there is, this guy is totally getting it for not being reasonable and grossing me out!!!
>>387657
Nails gets ready to pounce on the doctor when suddenly he turns on a blinding light, brighter then the one in the center of the room.
His shadow shows a placid coy little smile as he says, "This wall is my showcase. Starting from the bottom right- whose eyes i took and even implanted into my head- are the sewer people i have killed. The ones who have hunted me and I have bested. These are the ones who have offered there skins and organs to me for my pursuit of medical science. The wall that they are mounted on is made of ceramic, not the original wall of the tank. This room actually goes farther beyond this wall, where i keep my experiments- along with my yet to be finished cloak. This is what I'm asking you... no, THIS IS WHAT I'M TAKING FROM YOU- I am taking your skin to finish my cloak. I am taking your organs so to keep my freaks alive. I am taking your eyes to make a lavish dinner. But before all of that, I'll be raping you to satisfy a hunger that eyes cannot!"
Nails has suddenly lost the motivation to fight, she now only has fear in her heart.
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No. 387667 ID: 6e1234

Ok new plan

First GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

Then find Dirge, and get him to beat the shit out of this sick freak
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No. 387677 ID: 3c585f

>>387663
you are in over your head. give up, give in, get what you came here for, and remember you're doing it for pixie.
you didn't think this was going to be easy, did you?
(on a side note, you need to do a training montage nails. you've proven time and again that pretty much every situation is too much of a situation for you.)
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No. 387691 ID: ed57e8

get past him and open the door to that thing behind him, it will go after him first.
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No. 387692 ID: f70e5e

>>387677
he's not going to leave her alive after this. that said if he kills sewer people I doubt you could take him, so running like hell might be a good idea.
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No. 387741 ID: e3f578

"I take it you don't give a shit about the fact that I'm part of Don Silver's group and they expect me to learn how to read? If I disappear down here, there's potential for disputes. Plus, this is kind of really immoral. I guess you wouldn't care about that, but yeah, really kinda dickish. Living down here, you said you get lonely, how about conversations instead? I mean, do you hear yourself? You really need to better your social behavior. Hell, you should actually go to the surface sometime and hit up a bar to get laid, it's not that hard. Little bit of friendliness, decent clothes, and an above ground house is all that you would need to get some in this city. Shit, if you have cash, you could go to a nice brothel where the women really know how to work your dick. And you'd just settle for having to deal with the moral responsibility of raping a poor girl in a dark sewer? What would your mother think?"
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No. 387748 ID: fa9f7e

Rape him first
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No. 387759 ID: 8947c3

it brandishes the machete or it gets the hose again
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No. 387775 ID: 3c585f

two things all the people telling nails to run and or fight need to consider

1: she's specifically naked right now. as in no machete, no clothing, just a sheet from >>386192 .

2: she just woke up from surgery. Doc has already cut her open and pulled shit out of her. Surgery fucks you up for months, and she just woke up.
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No. 387783 ID: e3f578

>>387775
Don't give bamump facts that could be detrimental to the situation for our character! He could have thought about thislike in a regular narative, like in Fear 2 where Beckett wakes from fucking psychic brain surgery raring to fucking go and shoot some clones into tiny bits.
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No. 387785 ID: e3f578

>>387783
but seriously, Nails, before or as you miraculously run around in the nude, point out the man has a past positive relationship with Don Silver's group and that you were pointed here with trust that you could learn here. He rapes and kills you, he could have another faction out to get him. One that he was previously on friendly terms with! She may be low-tier, but many conflicts start with low-tier causes. This right here is terrible diplomatic behavior that is NOT professional in any form of either a teacher or a doctor.
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No. 387833 ID: 8adfab
File 132971632158.png - (5.74KB , 446x365 , doctorvilian.png )
387833

>"I take it you don't give a shit about the fact that I'm part of Don Silver's group and they expect me to learn how to read? If I disappear down here, there's potential for disputes. Plus, this is kind of really immoral. I guess you wouldn't care about that, but yeah, really kinda dickish. Living down here, you said you get lonely, how about conversations instead? I mean, do you hear yourself? You really need to better your social behavior. Hell, you should actually go to the surface sometime and hit up a bar to get laid, it's not that hard. Little bit of friendliness, decent clothes, and an above ground house is all that you would need to get some in this city. Shit, if you have cash, you could go to a nice brothel where the women really know how to work your seeder. And you'd just settle for having to deal with the moral responsibility of raping a poor girl in a dark sewer? What would your mother think?"

Doc shrugs and replies, "Accidents happen, I'll tell him that I found one of his courier girls dead in the sewers. Society above ground doesn't allow me to explore my hobbies and my mother is dead. I don't care if it's immoral to rape a krobin girl or a sewer girl, but I know for a fact that you will be easier to take advantage of because of the lack of your organs... and also that you did not travel in a group, so i don't have to worry about people trying to kill me." Doc ponders to himself for a second, "Actually, I don't see you as too threatening. Maybe I'll keep you alive as a pollination pet, still tell fatty that you're dead. Yeah, I think I'll do that."
Doc starts walking towards nails with his arms raised as if to subdue her.
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No. 387834 ID: ed57e8

wait until he almost has you then step FORWARD and headbutt him, then kick him in the pollinator.
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No. 387848 ID: 450b8d

Try and make some kind of distraction in order to create an opening so you can get the fuck out of there
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No. 387884 ID: 3c585f

well, he said he isn't going to kill you, and you aren't exactly in a position where you can do anything about it. so once again;
give up, give in, try again later. maybe he'll teach you to read anyway.
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No. 387886 ID: ed57e8

>>387884
what? he just said he is going to rape the shit out of us.
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No. 387899 ID: 5c8475

hmmm... grab anything weaponizable nearby. note route to exit.
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No. 387901 ID: e3f578

>>387833
"Seriously, a brothel would rock your cock way better. Just teach me how to read, and with my funds from Don Silver, I can buy you a visit every few months, probably. Depends on how much Don Silver pays. I mean, come on guy, there has to be something we can work out where my life doesn't come to a worthless end, either dead or as a 'sex pet' here and I manage to keep my dignity. Avalon's after you right? Dammit, let me kill him or something please. There are other deals here, ones that are mutually beneficial with long-term gain. I'm your first visitor in a long time who doesn't want you dead and I've made a few connections already with people like Hammer."
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No. 388081 ID: 53aede
File 132981532802.png - (11.22KB , 654x418 , battleplans.png )
388081

>>387899
blanket is weaponizable, I'm using that.
>>387834
that might work.
>>387848
but this might work better.
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No. 388082 ID: 53aede
File 132981621993.png - (8.74KB , 654x310 , meetdoc.png )
388082

>"Seriously, a brothel would rock your seeder way better. Just teach me how to read, and with my funds from Don Silver, I can buy you a visit every few months, probably. Depends on how much Don Silver pays. I mean, come on guy, there has to be something we can work out where my life doesn't come to a worthless end, either dead or as a 'pollen pet' here and I manage to keep my dignity. Avalon's after you right? Dammit, let me kill him or something please. There are other deals here, ones that are mutually beneficial with long-term gain. I'm your first visitor in a long time who doesn't want you dead and I've made a few connections already with people like Hammer."

Doc pauses for a moment then replies with a subtle chuckle, ".... not interested."
>nails needs an action, NOW
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No. 388083 ID: ed57e8

throw blanket as slight distraction, then follow up with combo crotch kick.
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No. 388084 ID: 1b0f2f

Throw blanket.
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No. 388085 ID: 53aede
File 132981843542.png - (15.84KB , 654x590 , epicbattle.png )
388085

Nails immediately throws the blanket and runs towards the door without looking back. There is a strange cacophony of popping and grinding sounds, similar to that of bones. She pays it no mind and departs from the horrible place with the screams of doc left in the wake.
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, GIRL!! YOU ARE MINE AND I'LL GET YOU BACK DEAD OR ALIVE!
The sewers split in three directions, northwest has a small hint of the brownie factory, I can smell alot of fruit coming from directly north, and there is a breeze towards the northeast.
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No. 388087 ID: 3c585f

>>388085
go northwest towards the smell of brownie factory. if we're lucky the king of the sewer people will wreck doc for us.
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No. 388090 ID: ed57e8

since girls are the ones who start the kissing game with sewer people you don't have to worry about THEM raping you.
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No. 388103 ID: 5c8475

you might want to stay the fuck away from sewer people territory. you know, because one of them tried to murder you recently. go northeast, where the chances of running into her are the lowest.
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No. 388125 ID: f74559

I would head towards the smell of the fruit
Didn't you say that the females of your species smell like fruit?
If you head that way you're at least going towards your own people, and I'm not certain how favorable the sewer people would be feeling towards you right now since one tried to kill you earlier
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No. 388154 ID: 496788

Goddamn, that was dark.

Fruity smells.
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No. 388467 ID: 5b911e
File 132998470066.png - (22.08KB , 800x581 , TheMoxie.png )
388467

Nails runs as fast as she can, her chest hurting more fierce then any hurt she has ever gotten. She believes that safety can only be found at the end of the fruit smelling trail and so she runs with every ounce of energy she has. She makes it to a sewer exit and climbs up like a spider, as she bursts out of the sewers she falls over onto the cool pavement. The fantastic pavement, Nails suddenly takes the initiative to faint.

>You have now switched control over to Matches

Matches drops her cigarette. What the hell is this?
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No. 388468 ID: 3c585f

>>388467
this is thursday, the day after wednesday.
if it was wednesday it would be a naked guy coming out of the sewer. but because it's thursday, it's naked lady night.
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No. 388471 ID: 7c31d2

Hi new person!
Can you hide the nude person before the mad scientist tries to get her again?
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No. 388474 ID: 5c8475

it's someone who needs your help.
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No. 388486 ID: 450b8d

Well obviously it's someone who needs your help
So hurry up and get her inside or hide her somewhere before whats chasing comes out after her

And get the girl some clothes
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No. 388503 ID: ed57e8

turn her over and see the stitches on her stomach. put her in a jar of dirt with a light.
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No. 388574 ID: 5b911e
File 133004806942.png - (10.49KB , 578x364 , TheMoxie.png )
388574

"Hey pops, I have a friend who needs to use the bath tub upstairs."

"What is that I hear? My good for nothing daughter has returned from her umpteenth smoke break just to demand that one of her good for nothing friends uses the bathroom? Even after her elderly father is forced to clean the store up all by his lonesome? I am dissapointed in you, your brother would help me more then you do."

"Shut the hell up old man...I'll help you as soon as I get my girl all cleaned up."

"Feh, your brother wouldn't have misplaced priorities... he might have similar party hardy young friends, but he would help his father befo-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE! , he'll be back soon and you know it..."

"...fine, hurry up then."
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No. 388576 ID: 5b911e
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388576

Damn old man and his horrible-ness. Acts like just throwing those words around wont affect me... HELL I'M NO BUM OR ANYTHING, stupid grumpy asshole. If only things didn't happen...

I hope it's worth something to drag this crazy piece off the streets. Who is this nudite, anyway? What's exactly stopping me from throwing her back out when she wakes up?
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No. 388578 ID: e3f578

Maybe she's related to one of those weird sewer rapist surgeon monster horror story rumor going around these days. But who knows~
I mean, you did see the fresh stitches around her groin right?
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No. 388583 ID: 450b8d

>>388576

Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets

But if that's no enough motivation for you, then think about this, she was obviously in some kind of trouble and for all you know she could be rich or have rich friends or good connections, and if you help her there could be some kind of reward in it for you

And regardless of whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one, maybe she could help put at the store or something for a little while and get the old man off of your back
Or if not that then help you out with something else that you need
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No. 388588 ID: a2fa74

>>388576
Because you want to play the kissing game with her and you aren't sure why.
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No. 388590 ID: 5b911e
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388590

>>388578
I did look her over, but she was mud patched pretty well. And those things are durable.
>>388583
>Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets
guys, I am no good person. I've maimed a few courtiers in my day, plus I got a secret that tarnishes my angel wings and would send me to hell instantly.

>whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one
hmmmmmmmm, finding a use for her sorry life will require some thought... and a cigarette.

>>388588
I want to slap your shit, and I don't think your sure why.

I guess your those advice guys, so come up with a few good ideas to put this slacker to work. She looks pretty scrawny and needs lots of hard labor.
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No. 388594 ID: e3f578

>>388590
You do realize that we just revealed to you this girl is a trauma victim, right? I never personally said you're a good person but even for a bad person, just immediately thinking about gain from someone you've rescued who's reproductive organs got taken away is not very tasteful.

No, seriously, a few moments ago she just got told from the psycho that did it to her she'll never have kids now. Then he went on about how he was going to take her skin and organs and all sorts of sadistic shit.

She kinda needs to learn to read and develop skills if you must know how you can gain something from this. She can probably help around here with basic cleaning and cooking or function as a shop clerk.
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No. 388595 ID: 5b911e
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388595

>>388594
>You do realize that we just revealed to you this girl is a trauma victim, right?

so? Not like it's a legal issue or anything. That's how most prostitutes get there work.






...is it wrong in your world? You guys must live in a great place, wish i knew what it was like.
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No. 388598 ID: ed57e8

anyway, she was on a mission from don silver. help her out and she will put in a good word with him.
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No. 388600 ID: 450b8d

>>38859
Just because you're not a good person now doesn't mean you can't start being one and redeem yourself

>>388598
But yeah, she is a member of Don Silver's gang and I'm sure that helping out one of his gang members will help put you in good standing with him, which you have to admit would be a good connection to make

Also after she's feeling better and is well rested, since you know SHE JUST HAD HER REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS RIPPED OUT, I'm sure that she could de menial tasks and run errands and such for a few weeks, like a temporary servant girl or something
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No. 388601 ID: e3f578

>>388595
So this kind of shit is regular enough that no one cares anymore? Desensitized and shit? So no one on this really planet has a nice little family, two kids, occasional happy trips to the beach and fun parks?

Why in the world is Nails and Dirge even trying to save their fucking Bumblebee friend from slavery when the world is bleak enough that it sounds like only one person out of millions have a life worth living on this fucking planet? I mean hell, slavery sounds simpler and preferable to whatever Nails has got caught up in in the Silver family. Shit, her friend probably gets three meals a day and would just end up getting enslaved by someone else or worse five minutes after getting free.
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No. 388614 ID: 5c8475

you could just... sell her.
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No. 388622 ID: 24dafd
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388622

>Just because you're not a good person now doesn't mean you can't start being one and redeem yourself
>So this kind of shit is regular enough that no one cares anymore? Desensitized and shit? So no one on this really planet has a nice little family, two kids, occasional happy trips to the beach and fun parks?

The world is called san-rose, from my old history class that means bad rose. Yes, people here are shit. The angels that live here are only dreams or crazy people. In a world like this the good guys get the shaft where the rest of us have to follow the 'rules' layed down by those who run the place. The people who run this place... well... i'm thinking too much.

>>388600
The dons may run the countries, but fuck the lot of them. Going out of business cus one decides we are supposedly competition to his business.
... i guess i can let her heal up for a bit.

>>388601
... man, you are correct... but the dream is good.... i guess that's what we all strive for. Freedom is a concept that no one has, but wish to have. Probably why it's such a big religion in these parts.
>>388614
Need people to help us build somewhere else. Can't abduct kids from the streets that aren't free territory. It'd get me killed pretty easilly.

Now, need more duties for our new recruit. Anything you can think of i'll have her do.
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No. 388627 ID: 365adf

Male Prostitute.

She can pull it off.
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No. 388643 ID: 1b0f2f

>>388627

No she can't. She smells like frikkin limes.
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No. 388644 ID: 365adf

>>388643

I'm sure the patrons' drunkenness and possibly Teach's creepy organ harvest will help it go unnoticed.
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No. 388645 ID: 5c8475

bouncer.

hey, do you know how to read?
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No. 388651 ID: c4a1fc

Yeah, male prostitute. Or just plain prostitute if you prefer.
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No. 388652 ID: c4a1fc
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388652

Oh, and where are you? This is our location in the Milky Way Galaxy. If you can get enough fuel, food, etc or a cryogenic chamber, you could go to our planet. Nails might be able to help you get materials.
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No. 388655 ID: e3f578

Nails isn't going to take being a prostitute well, and would probably cause enough conflict where Matches would be in the red, either in terms of money or offending a powerful person, trying to make dough off of her that way

She's taken by Don Silver as an employee, he'll expect her to be working for him as a first priority, regardless of whether you saved her life or not. So you're actually going to have to line up with HIS interests and not prevent her from working with him.

I suggest a payment plan, you take a percentage of money she makes from Don Silver, offer her house and board and reading. Deal like it is for an investment. Get her into a lease contract so she can't back out of it for a certain amount of time. That was the deal we sorta offered the psychopath down there before he went "NOPE", only we'd pay in hookers instead of actual cash.

Speaking of him, keeping this woman here will be a bit dangerous as you'll have to deal with an organ harvester eventually, possibly even soon. I hope you have a weapon.
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No. 388657 ID: ed57e8

yeah, not much she can do outside of direct combat.
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No. 388731 ID: 53aede
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388731

>hey, do you know how to read?
As a matter of fact I do, why?
>>388655
You're kind of makin it hard for me to make easy money, i gotta find a way to make tons of cash right now or me and my pops are getting the boot soon. The only idea i have is to whore me and the stranger out for bookoo dough so as to keep the shop.

But if you guys have any other keen ideas i'd love to hear them.

>>388652
Shit guys, you are sooo close to us that it kinda scares me that we haven't met....

Here's an odd question, do you guys know a Don King?
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No. 388733 ID: 365adf

Never heard of a Don King.

Also, we're asking because Nails needs a tutor in reading.

Cuz the last one dissected her.
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No. 388735 ID: e3f578

Nope, we DO know of a Don Knots. Good comedian actor, stared in a bunch of sows and guested in a few weird mystery kid cartoons with a talking dog.

And for mobsters, there's fake famous ones like a Don Corleone. But a real famous one would be Al Capone, Scarface, man who ran the alcohol business after it was prohibited and inspiring real cool movies and characters.

You want to get rid of your debt? Kill your debtors using poisons that induce deaths that look like natural causes. Destroy the shop, get insurance money, fake your deaths and bail out of town, set up new shop and lives. Mug people. Strip dance (BIIIIG TIPS, less shame), stunt driver, rob a bank, mix both and become a getaway driver.
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No. 388736 ID: ed57e8

>>388735
pretty much yeah. you will NEVER get out of debt by normal means, the ones you owe will make up bullshit extra charges to keep you under their thumb.
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No. 388799 ID: 1b0f2f

>>388731

We're also so many light years away that by the time you get this message we'll have long since gone extinct, our planet absorbed by an aging star. Which doesn't make sense because this is a response to what you said not 2 seconds ago. Shit. Never mind.
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No. 388813 ID: 5c8475

apparently, there's a whole bunch of Don King's around. see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_King

anyway, I asked about reading because she needs to learn how to do it and might accept it as, you know, payment. but you'll have to ask her what she'll agree to do for a living first.
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No. 388850 ID: c4a1fc

>>388813
tl;dr- we have 7 Don Kings. Most of them are in sports. One is a musician. One is a photographer.
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No. 388897 ID: 53aede
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388897

Hmmmm, that boxing one sounds kinda familia-

Crash
"MMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCHIIIIIIIIIIIE"

"dad? DAD WHAT'S THE MATTER!"
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No. 388903 ID: 53aede
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388903

"Dad, what happened... Where the hell are you- WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"Oh, hello. Don't mind me, kehehehe"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
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No. 388904 ID: 53aede
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388904

"GET BACK HERE YOU MUTHAFUCKA, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TAKING HIM, COME BACK!!!"

"loud girl, if you want your father back bring the naked one into the sewers.... deep into the sewers, kehehehehehe"

whatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdo
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No. 388908 ID: c4a1fc

Don't. Your dad is as good as dead. Kidnappers don't return their victims. They're just more witnesses. They'll kill you after they have Nails.

Put Nails somewhere safe- with her boyfriend Dirge if you can, ask Don Silver to help. He can't have some punk-ass doctor thinking he can use his workers as pollination pets. Then go down there, get the sewer people to help- Doc rapes, kills, and experiments on them too- and then kick their asses.
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No. 388910 ID: e3f578

Your father's already dead or worse, and you'll end like him if you comply. Bring the girl to the sewer king and search for her boyfriend down there if you want to actually have a shot of saving this shop at all, because the surgeon's monster will take care of it before your debtors will.

Lock and load up on weapons.
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No. 388912 ID: c4a1fc

>>388910
You know he'll kill her, too? Matches' just another witness.
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No. 388913 ID: 1b0f2f

>>388908

To be fair, Don Silver thought Nails was a boy. Though hey, if he continues to think that Nails is a boy, he should be even more outraged with Doc...
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No. 388914 ID: c4a1fc

>>388913
Eh, depends. Culture gap, remember? Matches didn't give a fuck about Nails whoring herself out with her organs scooped out, homosexuality might not make the situation any more horrifying.
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No. 388931 ID: 53aede

i'm gonna have to say that i know some of you guys want to make a good point but please try to avoid multiple posts that don't directly relate to the update.
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No. 388937 ID: 3c585f

bring nails into the sewers, trade her for your dad, make a note to yourself to never help people who haven't already paid for that help.
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No. 388957 ID: 450b8d

>>388908
Yes, do this.
This creep needs to get his ass kicked.
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No. 389063 ID: 5c8475

um. why didn't he just take Nails?
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No. 398540 ID: 6997f2
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398540

a weapon, one big gun. What is this One Big Gun.
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No. 398543 ID: c4a1fc

Hooray you're back!

A railgun.
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No. 398559 ID: 3c585f

a railroad gun. it shoots railroad spikes and goes 'toot' every time you chamber another spike.
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No. 398656 ID: 16da88

>>398540

it's like a minigun, except without the mini and with the big.
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No. 401938 ID: 6997f2
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401938

alright, all equipped and ready to go. Todays badgrrl special comprises of my rail spike cannon, my flame retardent jump suit, a fine cigarrete, and about one hundred and ninety five pounds of furious woman. Do i need anything else or do i take this fight to the sewers?
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No. 401939 ID: 70591e

yeah, go on. also, switch to SI measurements like a sensible person.
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No. 401978 ID: 6e44d2

>>401939
lol

Go fuck some fools up.
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No. 402022 ID: 7d7f79

Eighty eight and a half kilos is a lot of furious woman, but is it enough to punch through sewer pipes and concrete bricks with one hit? Needs moar furious woman powah!
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