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A piggy bank, of course! An English piggy bank! Also draw "England is being far superior to capitalist pigs of America" to make it be seeming that Lord Lardass did it and not you!
uh. a pee-pee-place? I'm really not good with this sort of thing.
>>388851 Hitler stache.
>>388851 Turn him into that what he hates the most. Give him a monocle and curly mustache
>>388851 WAIT BETTER IDEA Draw a penis on the lens of the British guy's scope
DRAW EVERYTHING EEEEEEVEEEEEERYTHING IF YOU CANNOT FIND A PEN USE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM THE VODKA BOTTLES
>>388960 Don't do this. Gun did not hurt anybody but nazi facist pigs.
>EVERYTHING
да, ish good!
Inspect approaching forest fire.
Inspect approaching light! If is fire, vodka and friends are in danger! Especially vodka!
>Inspect approaching light! Haha, what? О человеке, I musht be being very drunk! Haha!
Draw more penises on it. With burning vodka bottles. By that I mean hurl fire at it until it dies. You're drunk, this is no time to question what we say. Just follow our advice.
>>389079 Use the American's gun to draw penises on the flying thing.
throw a stone at it.
What if is Soviet Aliens from glorious Mars colony? Waking up youth for beholding finest Soviet engineering.
>>389090 THEN KILL THEM FOR NOT WORKING ON MARS! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! If you don't want to do that, try loudly singing the Soviet National Anthem at it until it dies or becomes a patriot.
Shimmey up the tree and ride it!
ride die glöcke like a mechanical bull
>throw a >vodka bottles >You're drunk, this is no time to question what we say. Just follow our advice. Haha, да, shure!
Да дерьмо, I am forgetting to light on fire firsht! Man with rifle is not of looking very happy!
Accuse him of sexual deviancy. Threaten to tell Hitler.
Quickly, be waking comrades! Seeing symbol on UFO? Is not Soviet Martians. Is Nazi Martians!
wake up everything.
>>389960 ask if delinquent child is seeing this.
>wake up everything. >"AH! What the hell, Ruskie--"
Да дерьмо! >"AAAAAAH!"
drunkenly attempt to throw a molotov coctail through the window of the fascist vessel.
>>391931 succeed*
>drunkenly attempt to throw a molotov coctail through the window of the fascist vessel. Hup! Is connect! >"SCHEIßE!" >"GUSTAF VHAT IN ZE FUHRER'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?" >"ZHEY SCRATCHED ZE FUCKING PAINT!" >"DAMN IT GUSTAF VE VERE SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE ZEM!" >"FINE!"
thunkthunk
>"aaaaaa..." Хм. >"Oy, Sero! What the 'ell is goin' on?"
Nazis! They are shooting darts! I think we should start shooting back now.
>>399113 We are too drunk to be put under. Fire back with proud vodka.
Is Soviet Hero Hoviet Sero let sedative suppress The Peoples' fury? Shout slurredly to your comrades about the space nazis, then hurl another molotov.
answer while firing another molotov.
This
Pah. Silly fascists with their sedatives. Do they not know you have the PEOPLE'S LIVER?!
Нет! Will not waste good vodka on Nazis! Is space nazis from space! >"WHAT THE 'ELL IS THAT?" >"Good lord!" Comrades are starting to be firing! >"SCHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIßE!" Loud German is -Ой!- still firing many darts! Is starting to sting, but Nazi sedative is not having effect on me!
Only one option: throw the dart back.
Return to sender. Also who is unaccounted for?
That's Lord Monocle and he's probably just out of frame.
>>408045 I believe he was the "Good Lord!" in the background.
Хорошая идея! I am throw dart back at Nazi with gun! "Scheeeiiiiiißeeeeeeee.." Wow, haha! Am good throw!
Ой ой! Nazi spaceship is landing now. There are being many Nazis coming out! Are looking much more dangerous now than man with little dart gun!
Are also having bullseyes conveniently placed on head! Inform the others and be taking cover.
>>412767 Don't die. Sero! You must survive and defend Motherland in the Olympics!
Let them spread, then hijack Die Glocke. Remember, we needed transportation.
That WOULD be pretty awesome transportation.
forsake guns in favor of superior throwing weapons, such as two molotov coctails tied together, allowing you to throw four at once.