Captain Venji 2014/07/21(Mon)16:39 No. 585202 ID: 61da19
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"Bleagh! The internet tastes terrible!

"Is that so."

"Yes! You'd think the tears of lonely 20-somethings arguing about unimportant things would be delicious, but it turns out misery tastes, well, miserable! also apple.com doesn't taste like apple"

"Okay."

"But... there was one site that came close to being delicious, but something about it felt wrong, tainted. Hmph. Well. You know what we do with a recipe that isn't quite perfect?"

"Eat it anyway, thankful that we're not going hungry."

Captain Venji 2014/07/21(Mon)16:39 No. 585203 ID: 61da19
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"We change it, Titzi. Now, arbitrarily pick two crew members besides yourself."

"The hell you want me to do that for?"

Captain Venji 2014/07/21(Mon)16:40 No. 585204 ID: 61da19
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"Because we're going to retcon Tgchan."

Here's some additional information to help you decide!

Betsy: Female Valcien/Salazzarine hybrid. Very cheerful thanks to a dose of Counter-Depress. Can change size, and breathe in space.
Kevakiv: Male Tozol/Vertai hybrid. Stubborn, but loyal and thankful to the captain for rescuing it in the Spooky Underground Science (SUS) facility.
Kenike: Male Cenesu/Seltwil hybrid. Very excitable and hyper. Gullible as all hell. One time Venji convinced him that cleaning her room would grant him magical powers.
Mantis: Robot running a female OS. Found in the facility, she is loyal to Venji. Is still timid about interfacing with other robots.
Selis: Female Indahl/Dreamworm hybrid. Licking her gets you super high. Very serious, and as such it remains Venji's life long goal to make her laugh.
Ashela: Female Lazurek/Tesau hybrid. Has no concept of personal space. Has found new purpose in life, and has become quite happy by Venji's side. Her true feelings about Venji remain a mystery. Is she a lesbian, or is it just a really good friendship?!?!

Mantis, Selis

Ashela and Betsy!

Mantis, Kevakiv

Ashela and Mantis! Maximum cute.

Selis
we need to get her to laugh. and

Ashela
she's one of your best buds perfect teammate to get selis to laugh.

Ashe and Not Frames

Kevakiv and Ashela

Betsy and Selis

Mantis and selis

selis and ash

Mantis and Ashela

Betsy and Mantis

Betsy and Selis

betsy can breath in space and so can batman so that choice is super obvious
also selis because

Captain Venji 2014/07/23(Wed)17:08 No. 585554 ID: 61da19
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"Uh, Titzi, that's not two. That is three. Three is more than two."

"Fuck you I couldn't decide."

"But--"

"Nope this is our party now."

"but i'm the goddamn captain here..."

Captain Venji 2014/07/23(Wed)17:08 No. 585555 ID: 61da19
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"Peep peep!"

"Ah, my ever-faithful perverted companion! Come, we must--"

"Ooooh no," Titzi interrupts like a busta. "You are so not bringing that pervy ball of fluff with us again."

"Peep peep~"

"My lovely--? You don't even like fins," she says.

"Peep!"

"'they're like frills'...? wat"

Captain Venji 2014/07/23(Wed)17:08 No. 585556 ID: 61da19
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"Look," I say, "it'll probably be fine. Now, let me tell you my absolutely brilliant plan to--"

"Peep peep!"

Captain Venji 2014/07/23(Wed)17:09 No. 585559 ID: 61da19
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"goddammit why is everyone interrupting me"

"Peeeeep"

"What? You want to be able to talk again?"

"Peep!"

"No," Titzi interjects. "Remember what it was like when he could talk?"

"It was hilarious?"

"No it wasn't."

"Yes it was!"

"It really wasn't, though."

"It was, though!"

"Peep."

"oh sorry i was caught in a 'while' loop ANYWAY. Hmm..."

Should I restore Roz's ability to speak, or is it funnier when all he can say is peep?

Hell no. I don't want to hear another peep out of Roz that isn't literally "peep".

bring back the talking but have him speak an foreign language or an funny accent

peeps only, final destination

Absolutely. You can't have Venji without Roz making rude comments.

Look the Titzi commentary track just isn't as good without the Roz commentary track to complement it.

Dude's gonna start peeping in morse code if you don't. So it's either give it to him now, or make the text boxes explode.

You can't just relegate your sidekick to a side character! Let him speak his witty and not-so-witty remarks!

Let the man speak.

>>585559
The man's suffering. Don't you think he's learned his lesson? How about you just allow it on a trial basis. If he becomes incorrigible then push the mute button again. Well, not really a mute button, you can still understand him.

let him speak but hold the power to have him only speaking in peeps whenever you wish... or just have it so certain words will be replaced with peep.

PEEP IN MORSE CODE, MAKE HIM HUMBLE

He can speak, so long as you keep a mute button to peep him when he gets annoying.

Captain Venji 2014/07/26(Sat)06:15 No. 585886 ID: 61da19
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"Hmm."

"Peep?"

"Hmmmmmmm."

"...."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

"Peep!!!"

"Oh fine, you can talk again--"

"Chirp!"

"--But I'm going to turn you off again if you get obnoxious. Or whenever it's funny."

"P-Peep..."

Captain Venji 2014/07/26(Sat)06:16 No. 585887 ID: 61da19
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"Now, get in the RozCon. Might as well decide on a new form for you, though I'm tempted to keep you as the peep master race."

"Ooh, what's that thing~" Ashela asks.

"Ah right, you slept through the last adventure. Well, after the nonspecific dramatic event that separated me and Roz, I had to find another way to configure him to meet my ever-so-fantastic whims. So I came up with this: The Roz Configurator!"

"You're so clever, Captain~"

"Damn right I am. Looks like you've been more cheerful lately, too.

"I found my purpose in life-- going on adventures with you nearby~"

I have the strangest sense of nostalgia.

Selis clears her throat. "So, what dumb nonsense adventure are you on about now?" she asks in her usual deadpan voice.

"Retconnin' stuff! For instance..."

Captain Venji 2014/07/26(Sat)06:16 No. 585888 ID: 61da19
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"Now we're in color!"

"Uh."

RETCON MISSION 1: SUCCESS!
+20 BIRD POINTS
+5 KETZA COINS
+25 HU-

"Stop that."

"I already totally don't regret bringing you along."

"Well, I like her!" Titzi says. Of course she would.

Captain Venji 2014/07/26(Sat)06:18 No. 585889 ID: 61da19
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Anyway! Roz's form for this adventure! I could make him a ketza, or keep him as-is... maybe return him to his old dreamworm form (although he's older now).

Hmm. I could come up with some other random animal to turn him into!

"P-peep?"

"Am I plotting something embarrassing for you? Oh Roz, you know me too well."

"Peeeep..."

ketza

KETZA

Let's restore him fully, back to dreamwor- wait what do you mean "older now" how old was Roz during your first adventure? How long have you been on that boat? Are you sure you two didn't do anything illegal?! This isn't one of those things where his entire life lasts a few years is it because that would be sad!

Don't forget to put a bow on your new ketza.

>>585889
Ambulatory Squash...

Why would you even give this option? Look at that thoughtbubble ketza! Look into its eyes! How can you give Roz anything less?

Also yes, let's definitely put a bow on him. I feel like he would enjoy that very much from you.

Dreamworm 4 lyfe.

Can you make him an entire /pile/ of ketzas?

Dreamworm.

Keep him as a bird! You need to maximize your bird points.

Older, mature dreamworm for a hopefully mature Roz, hopefully.

Dreamworm.

>>585911
You're joking, right? Funny joke.

Ketza. Or ketza dreamworm, if that's a thing we can do.

>>585889
Ketza

>>585889
So I take it Ashela x Roz didn't work out?

dreamworm

Don't know about you guys, but I think ketza's the way to go.

An older sexier wiser dreamworm? This, I say, is the way to go.

Either Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon or Dream Worm.
These are ideal.

Ketza dreamworm!

How about... a slissa? Feathers are overrated.

Dreamworm

>>586004
You had me at hello

(still voting dreamworm though)

dreamworm. duh

I feel partial to the Ketza, it's like a tiny underweight Chocobo.

Dreamworm.

sky shark

Why does he get to be the only one of the party that's not some science-fueled crossbreed abomination?

>>586317
Good point. I will finally vote then.
Ketza-Dreamworm hybrid.

Will he be as bright pink as in the preview bubbles?

Captain Venji 2014/07/29(Tue)07:12 No. 586600 ID: 61da19
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>Let's restore him fully, back to dreamwor- wait what do you mean "older now" how old was Roz during your first adventure? How long have you been on that boat? Are you sure you two didn't do anything illegal?! This isn't one of those things where his entire life lasts a few years is it because that would be sad!
We didn't do anything illegal. I mean, if we did and the police showed up I'd just act like a robot. Also, I hear dreamworms get mega gigantic, although Roz is a special case.

>Will he be as bright pink as in the preview bubbles?
Only when flustered.

>Dreamworm
>Ketza
"KetzaRoz it is!"

"Peep!? Peep peep!"

"What? Actually follow the majority suggestion? Oh Roz, my dear, maybe you don't know me so well after all."

I press the button labeled "Speep" and prepare for maximum fluff.

Captain Venji 2014/07/29(Tue)07:13 No. 586601 ID: 61da19
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"Peep peep peeeeeeeeep!"

What? Roz is actually fighting it? "Bad bird! No birdseed for you!"

"Peeeeeep!"

"You so totally do not hate birdseed! I've fed you nothing but that for months!"

"speeeeeep!"

Uh, I think the machine is overloadin--

Captain Venji 2014/07/29(Tue)07:13 No. 586603 ID: 61da19
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Pomf!

Captain Venji 2014/07/29(Tue)07:14 No. 586604 ID: 61da19
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That.

That isn't a ketza.

"YyyYyeeEEssSs I diIIid--"

"Stop that."

"yeeessss i did it i didn't become a wait why do i feel fluffy"

Not sure how to react here. Lawyerdog was right for once? Ahem. I want to scold him for going against my infallible logic and perfectly perfect decision making, but at the same time he's so... fluffy.

[X] Touch Fluffy Tail

This is basically perfect.

Tell him that he's going to have to live with the results of his hubris. Also that he still needs to eat birdseed because you didn't actually bring any other food. If you did actually bring other food don't let him find out. That sounds like fitting retaliation.

Ruffle that fluff(le)!

>>586605
Touch Fluffy tail.

Touch Fluffy, get dizzy.

Roll him up into a fluffy snake ball.

Drape Roz over your shoulders like a feather boa.

Then Touch Fluffy Tail.

>>586604
GOOD ENOUGH.

whelp the machine is broken so just give him a hug or something as an excuse to test just how fluffy he is and them see what's next on our list of ADVENTURE.

Oh man how big is he? Can you ride him? I vote you try to ride him.

RIDE FLUFFY CREATURE
THEN TEST ITS GLOWING GREEN FUR TO SEE IF IT IS RADIOACTIVE OR PSYCHOTROPIC
IF YES TO EITHER, SMOKE FUR

>>586625
This, just because fluffy.

Become Ashley, Do it.
Then retcon your entire, horrible, unfinished quest.

Quickly, before anyone notices how derailing that would be to this storyline!

Roll him into his own tiny pile.

Acquire a STORMful SCARF.

Then brave the MYSTERIES of your own hubris.

Also take comrade soviet along for the ride, gosh.

Captain Venji 2014/07/31(Thu)09:14 No. 587140 ID: 61da19
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>Drape Roz over your shoulders like a feather boa.
>Touch Fluffy Tail
This is so fluffy. His newfound fur is very soft, almost like a tiny kitten.

"Well," I say, "Looks like you're stuck in this form until I find another at a budget store. Really convenient name for the thing, actually. Anyway! That's what you get for defying my almighty will!" I equip my Roz and engage tail touching.

"um what are you doing"

"Just because you've changed forms doesn't mean you get to neglect Shoulder Duty!"

"But... my tail..."

"Don't worry about it."

"But it feels weird!"

"Don't worry about it!"

Captain Venji 2014/07/31(Thu)09:15 No. 587141 ID: 61da19
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"Also, I didn't buy any other food, so you still have to eat birdseed."

"WHAT!?"

"But that's fine, because it's your favorite!"

"P-peeep."

"Um..."

"sorry force of habit"

Captain Venji 2014/07/31(Thu)09:15 No. 587142 ID: 61da19
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"Okay! I gathered you all here for a reason! Ladies and gentleman, our mission, or 'quest' if you must, is to retcon TGchan into perfection!"

"Are you serious?" Selis asks like a hater. "You gathered us all here to change a website."

Ashela giggles. "How'd you know what 'TGchan' was~?"

"Nevermind that," Selis waves her hand dismissively. "It's an impossible task."

Titzi offers a knowing look to Selis. "Clearly you underestimate the craziness of our captain."

I nod. "She always does. Now, obviously, we can't just enter the internet with this space ship. No, we need something capable of pushing past the bounds of space and time. A ship that could even penetrate the internet. Our first task..."

Captain Venji 2014/07/31(Thu)09:16 No. 587143 ID: 61da19
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"Is to capture the Ship of the Imagination."

Their eyes fill with surprise. Yes, be in awe of my brilliance.

Of course, I've not yet figured out how we'll find a ship that can literally be anywhere at any time. Maybe we could lure him to us...?

Are you sure you even want that ship? It doesn't even have a face. What would the point be?

Well the #1 option for a ship like that is to throw an unassuming British guy who's been having a bad day out of an airlock, but I get the feeling you might be short on your supply of those.

Maybe you should try intoning a bunch of important-sounding things, like "open sesame" or "xyzzy" or "e pluribus unum" or "hello spaceship come be here now please."

What we need to do is discover what the pilot truly wants and then hint at it being here without being explicit about having it. That is the way to capture the imagination.

>I've not yet figured out how we'll find a ship that can literally be anywhere at any time.
Do we know who the current pilot or captain of the ship is? If we understood the people on board, we could predict them.

...ooooor, if it's a ship that can be anywhere in space and time, future you could just show up driving it, and either hand it over, or give you a lift to the past version of the ship so you can capture it like a good pirate. You just have to remember to go back in time and help yourself out to avoid causing a paradox.

I mean if future you doesn't have it, you're just going to fail anyways. So this should work.

>>587145
Don't worry, we can retcon it better!

Clearly in order to allow the ship to come anywhere near you need to either create or move to a phenomenon of cosmic significance.

Like, say. making Selis laugh, but I'm sure other people can think of easier to achieve things like creating a black hole or something.

well if it's a ship that can go anywhere at any time then we just need to find or make an event that will be talked about for ages and ages to come. I mean that's what I'd do, just go straight to where all the good stuff is happening.

if the ship could be anywhere at any time then it is everywhere at every time, all you need to do is take a running drop-kick at the nearest door and if it is rad enough you will align with its space-time frequency

it would help you break the BC (Bitchinness Coefficient) if Roz is throwing up the horns while you do this, also if someone could be playing an electric guitar that could help but may prove an unnecessary precaution

trust me on this, I know what I'm talking about, I am a pharmacist

>>587143
>I've not yet figured out how we'll find a ship that can literally be anywhere at any time.
Well, that seems infinitely impossible. Which means it's finitely improbably.
Clearly the solution is to make a nice hot cup of tea and dunk a computer in it. Something along those lines.

Captain Venji 2014/08/04(Mon)00:20 No. 587939 ID: 61da19
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>Are you sure you even want that ship? It doesn't even have a face. What would the point be?
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that...

>Make Selis laugh
You know how this goes, right? We're a good 15, 20 updates from that even being possible.

>Maybe you should try intoning a bunch of important-sounding things...
"Open sesame!"

"What?"

"Trust me I got this. Xyzzy! E plurthing unum!"

"Why is this a thing you're doing."

"Hello spaceship come be here now please."

"The ship's right here, captain."

Nothing? I really thought that last one would work. Wait...

"Nanomachines!"

Captain Venji 2014/08/04(Mon)00:21 No. 587941 ID: 61da19
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Nope.

>Well, that seems infinitely impossible. Which means it's finitely improbably.
Clearly the solution is to make a nice hot cup of tea and dunk a computer in it. Something along those lines.

Captain Venji 2014/08/04(Mon)00:23 No. 587943 ID: 61da19
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Nope.

"Really? No ships at all?"

"Frankly, I'm out of monotone to throw at you," Titzi says.

"I'm not. You really thought this would accomplish anything at all? Really?"

What a dumb question. I'm not even going to reply.

Captain Venji 2014/08/04(Mon)00:23 No. 587944 ID: 61da19
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>>587198
>>587148
Done and Done!
"I have something extremely desirable to you, but you don't know what it iiiiiiis!"

"wat"

*KAPLOW!*

Captain Venji 2014/08/04(Mon)00:24 No. 587945 ID: 61da19
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BOOYEAH!!! I AWESOMED THE SHIP INTO EXISTENCE!

Wait, who's that dark mysterious shadow...? I bet it's anyone I want it to be! I'm that awesome.

It's... you? Wait no Ijnev what are you doing here this was our spaceship no fair!

>>587948
She's just going to mock you for loosing your pants already.

>>587945
IT'S PIKACHU!

It's Saikhan!

>>587951
The two of them are probably magically linked. Since Venji isn't wearing pants then Ijnev will for whatever reason also not be wearing pants here. It's simple logic. Also I don't think Ashela is going to be giving those back.

>>587951
Does Ijnev even have pants of her own though?

Saikhan!

It's Ijnev and Saikhan!

Don't forget to feed your old ship before leaving. And get a sitter. (Or just stuff it in the impossibly large cargo-hold the imagination-ship has for other ships).

>>587967
Ninja one pieces are different from loosing your pants, okay. This is important fashion science.

Magic Johnson

>>587988
It's a terrifying Ijnev/Saikhan hybrid! Dressed as Pikachu!

Funny, why does she look just like Venji? And where'd she get that robot arm?

No, seriously. Couldn't she have just grown a new one if it came to that?

Captain Venji 2014/08/06(Wed)11:22 No. 588366 ID: 61da19
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"Ah, if it isn't my flatter half."

"Ijnev?!"

"I was just talking my new ship out for a test-fly, when I found myself ever so tantalized by the idea of a grand curiosity. To think I'd find you here. Hmhmhm~"

I need to keep my guard up-- she always does something super sneaky when she acts all sultry.

Captain Venji 2014/08/06(Wed)11:22 No. 588367 ID: 61da19
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She ninjas closer. Guard is down! Guard is down!!

"And my, it seems your enthusiasm is a high as ever. Too excited to wear pants, were you? Perhaps you have some stress in need of relief?"

WHY DO ALL MY ADVENTURES HAVE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION

"It's not like that-- your boat--" I stammer.

"You want to rock my boat? My, you're forward today~"

Is she teasing me?! My abilities are vast and my resolve unbreakable, but I was never meant to resist myself! The lust demon Scalene must be commended for making such a desirable clone.

"Now then," she coos into one of my many ears.

Captain Venji 2014/08/06(Wed)11:23 No. 588368 ID: 61da19
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"What was this curiosity you wanted to show me? I hope you weren't planning on disappointing me."

Crap.

I forgot about that. Uh.

Well, you specifically said you had something "really desirable" to her, right? So just gesture to yourself and show her that two can play at this teasing game! I'm sure that totally won't backfire or anything.

>>588368
Yeah, it's you. (you'd probably need a fade to black after that) Or maybe you could show off Roz's new form. It is pretty curious!

The curiosity is yourself. During a freak retconning accident you were turned into a woman. Let's see her create sexual tension now.

Open up your coat to distract her, then while she's stunned stick it on her head and tie the sleeves together into a face-straitjacket. Once she's got something over her head, she'll fall straight to sleep. Then you can stick her blinded and comatose into the nearest broom closet (all spaceships have plenty of broom closets around to hide unconscious guards in by galactic building code). It's bound to work, that's one of the key vulnerabilities of clones! (...or was that something else?)

well if she's you she probably likes the same things as you, like food. Say it's have your/her(?) favorite meal... which she can eat off your body.

IF THIS BITCH THINKS SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CREATE SEXAUL TENSION THINK AGAIN... also be careful not to actually fall for her charms this time, remember what happened when you did that during you boat face days.

>>588463
I approve of this idea.

Throw Roz at her.

Oh, oh, can he still Rozonance Cascade?

>>588463
Yes get adventurous with Ijnev, Show her your ship and how well you can use it.

>Is she teasing me
She's kind of purpose made for it. Of course she is. Like you could resist a perfect teasing opportunity.

>What was this curiosity you wanted to show me?
Having something to show her sounds like a perfect excuse to get control of this ship. Or at least, get it where (when?) you want it. You'll show her. I'll just take the wheel and...

>>588538
Rozonance Cascade Threesome?

Captain Venji 2014/08/09(Sat)16:57 No. 588864 ID: 61da19
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"The curiosity is what you see before you," I say. "I'm sure you're curious how much I can rock your world."

Captain Venji 2014/08/09(Sat)16:58 No. 588865 ID: 61da19
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"NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING"

"I was five minutes away from tasting a curiously good new flavor of ice cream before you summoned me here!"

"I'M SORRY WE CAN HAVE ICE CREAM AFTER IT'S WORTH IT I PROMISE"

Captain Venji 2014/08/09(Sat)16:58 No. 588866 ID: 61da19
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"Fine."

"Hahh...hahh..."

"Oh stop playing it up. We both know you can breathe in space."

"It's more that I don't-- nevermind let's move on. In order to show you my Grand Curiosity, I need... well... control of your ship."

She glances back at the airlock.

"T-That's why I summoned you in the first place! Even I am curious to see ifmystupidplanworks!"

"Alright, fine. Against my better judgment, I'll give you a chance to pique my curiosity. I assume you want to bring along your friends slash lovers."

"...Yes."

Captain Venji 2014/08/09(Sat)17:00 No. 588868 ID: 61da19
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All right! It's time for the main event to begin at last! All I need to do is forge a path through some key quests, and then TGchan will finally be delicious! But first, I need to consider which quests are in serious need of retconning.

I could take the boring route of fixing what's wrong with some weaker quests, but I'm Captain Goddamned Venji. No, I'm going to choose good quests and make them awesome. But first, I need an arbitrary list of quests to choose from!

Ok, so we're going to go to Tozol quest but before the part where everyone started shooting. Then we're going to steal all the guns in the whole facility. And then we're going to eat them. Nobody will know what to do! The quest will therefore develop into a diplomatic thriller rather than... guns.

Just be a little careful there... you look and sound a bit like the protagonist of that quest who got shot up pretty bad.

TeQ, cutebold slaugherfest, after quest, astroid quest, story seeker, fortune's call

-The Shouters
-Dive Quest
-Katherine Quest
-Nan Quest
-Rust
-Fortune's Call
-Knife Quest
Then finish off by raising hell in Ruby Quest

>>588873
Oh yeah, and let's toss in Book of Worms and Conspiracy of Wasps because why not.

>>588868
Slime Quest
Awaken
Dragons

>>588871
I had a suggestion, but it was nowhere near as good as this one.

Oh, if you want individual lists then how about:
Tozol Quest
Tezakia Quest
Deep
Defective
Bite Quest
Venji

>we can have ice cream after I promise!
New end of quest objective acquired: go out on an ice cream date with Ijnev.

>We both know you can breathe in space.
Yeah, but you can't talk in space! No air means no one can hear you! It's horrible!

>quests to retcon
AsteroidQuest. (It's already huge, complicated, involves time travel, and has been retconned. It's ripe for more).
Tozol Quest. (Mess with your predecessors! I'm sure that won't have any consequences).
Venji Quest. (Just to be confusing. Or so you can hide your awkward past).
Lunar Quest. (Time shenanigens and ghosts and magic!)
Ysabel (Nanomachine pirates can't resist stealing secret space treasures hidden on space islands).
Tory (All kinds of yummy tech to eat).
How to be an Overlord (There's totally this evil guy building up a harem army. You should put a stop to that).

>>588871
I approve

>>588879
Perfection.

The Necromanticar
I don't even know if it exists but if it doesn't make it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LwO2BB_RkQ Wherever you go make sure this is playing as you travel through time and space in your stealth bomber

Captain Venji 2014/08/12(Tue)10:48 No. 589182 ID: 61da19
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>New end of quest objective acquired: go out on an ice cream date with Ijnev.
Stage one of my retroactively ingenious and totally intentional plan, "miraculously convince Ijnev to go on a date with me of all people", complete! The gears are ever in motion.

>Yeah, but you can't talk in space! No air means no one can hear you! It's horrible!
Biological creatures can never understand us and our plight.

At least, I think she's biological. I've been sending signals for months and she's never picked up on them.

Captain Venji 2014/08/12(Tue)10:50 No. 589184 ID: 61da19
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Right! No time to waste! I've compiled some quests from random.org the very place I intend to cleanse (good thing the 4th wall's made of gorilla glass), and if I visit one quest from each "tier", I can forge a path to the greatest retcon of all, and make TGchan so delicious! Maybe they'll make an ice cream out of it.

Let's start with tier one. Now, the ship won't go somewhere just because I want it to (the nerve!). I need to spark it with my curiosity. Speaking of, I wonder what would happen if my away team suddenly appeared on this very ship!

Captain Venji 2014/08/12(Tue)10:51 No. 589185 ID: 61da19
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Huh! Curiosity sated!

Curiosity Points: 1

As I was saying, in order to visit one quest on each tier, I must invoke curiosity by asking the question that embodies our nature to explore the unknown.

"What if...?"

What if you did a quest podcast, tho?

What if we picked the Lian protagonist option instead of Tezakian at the start of Tezakia?

>>589185
"What if Mitzi turned out to be a ninja-robot?"

"What if Zane was actually an Ork Warboss pretending to be an Astranian?"

"What if Rokoa were half-Tozol?"

>>589185
What if the war was suddenly interrupted by spacefaring ketzas with power armor?

I think your pants shrunk in the interdimensional teleportation. What if you made roz wear them until he stretched them back to their original size?

oh yeah the quest thing uh let's go with "What if Tayza was the designated romantic interest in Tezakia quest instead of Amiel?"

also you should probably put mantis back together

"what if Imli didn't run away from the creepy place?"

>>589228
also "what if goshen went north?"

what if Shadran had realized that her parents died protecting her and all she'd done since then is commit honorless, pointless murders?

what if bitey learned to talk instead of just waking but then everyone else could only talk through waking!?

What if Tayza, quite rightly, managed to eat Sekani way back when they first met?

What if Goshen didn't give Shadran her sword back?

>>589245
So is this a euphamism or something due to tayza being the love interest or is this just how we make room for the new lian protagonist?

>>589245
>>589330
I vote for the second option,
making room for new Lian protagonist, with Tayza as the love interest

What if Sekani and Amiel had a weird hybrid baby?

What if Most Radiant Scarlet Flare of Dawn obtained a cyber-wing, built by ancient dragons, with lasers and force fields, and went on a campaign to defeat the cutebolds and conquer the world?

>>589335
so is tayza going to be a bird for this?

WHAT IF CUTEBOLD SLAUGHERFEST WAS A HAREM ANIME

Animated Captain Venji 2014/08/14(Thu)20:27 No. 589479 ID: 61da19
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>"What if Zane was actually an Ork Warboss pretending to be an Astranian?"
>"What if Mitzi turned out to be a ninja-robot?" 
>"What if Rokoa were half-Tozol?"
>What if you did a quest podcast, tho?

semi animated Captain Venji 2014/08/14(Thu)20:28 No. 589480 ID: 61da19
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I combine my curiosity with that of those wondering what idea we're going with to power the "Golly I sure am curious about that particular thing" (gisCAPT) engine.

Things start to feel... woodly.

"Ijnev, if we die somehow I want you to know--"

"Oh shuuUUuuUuuUUuuUuU!"

Captain Venji 2014/08/14(Thu)20:28 No. 589481 ID: 61da19
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Um.

This feels... self-serving, somehow.

"The fuck are we...?" Titzi asks.

I grin. "Answering that would sate your curiosity. The ship could take us away if I did that!"

"I hate you sometimes."

Roz claps his tiny adorable hands. "I never read this one. Are there ladies? I must WOO them with my INCREDIBLE CHARM."

"Yes, do hit on the first person you meet," Titzi says. "Maybe they'll shoot you."

Right. Well, I don't see any BIRDS or LIZARDS. I hope they're not running around naked or whatever.

>>589481
>I hope they're not running around naked or whatever.
Wasn't that literally your thing for half of a quest?

That door there has a security panel. Punch it until it lets you in. Send Roz into that mousehole.

>>589481
give in to your motherly bird instincts and sit on those eggs

>>589481
>I hope they're not running around naked or whatever.
I have some bad news for you, bub.

They're either in the bunker or the medbay as that is where they spent half the quest doing unspeakably lewd things.

>punch security panel
Shouldn't we eat it?

>>589502
I figured it would be hard to get a grip on something so flat to the wall but on second thought I want to see what she would try. Go ahead and eat it. At worst it will look hilarious.

Captain Venji 2014/08/17(Sun)19:14 No. 589933 ID: 61da19
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>Wasn't that literally your thing for half of a quest? 



>give in to your motherly bird instincts and sit on those eggs
Nah, I have those disabled right now.

>punch eat security panel
Tasty!

Captain Venji 2014/08/17(Sun)19:14 No. 589934 ID: 61da19
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> Send Roz into that mousehole.
Roz recovers some weird ball thing. Apparently it can hold a lot of stuff? Personally, I'd prefer a good pair of stretchy pants.

>They're either in the bunker or the medbay as that is where they spent half the quest doing unspeakably lewd things.
Isn't it a little soon for that?

...Good point. Let's check it out!

Captain Venji 2014/08/17(Sun)19:15 No. 589935 ID: 61da19
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Or one of them could come to us. That's fine, too.

"Tezakians! Don't make a move or I'll-- uh..." Confusion fills his eyes. Ah, the ever-familiar look of awe that results from laying eyes upon me.

"You're not-- what the hell are you?" he asks.

"Fuzzshark," Titzi says. "Nice pea-shooter you got there."

"Hi there little guy~" Ashela says. "I'm a Lazusau~"

"Um, we come in peace," Selis says. "Please don't do anything hasty."

"are you a girl can i hit on you" Roz asks.

"Sweet precursors, Roz, it has a gun!" Selis says, inspecting the lian. "And I think it's male. Probably. Could be a trap."

"I'm also here!" Mantis announces for no reason.

"And they are lead by me, Captain Venji! What I am is something of a mystery."

"It's not, though," Titzi says. "You're, what, 50% Tozol, 40% bird, and like 10% indahl?"

"I'm 100% Awesome. Also nanomachines."

Captain Venji 2014/08/17(Sun)19:15 No. 589936 ID: 61da19
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The lian lowers his weapon. "Okay, yeah, I wanna go home now."

This sounds like a job for HUGS.

Ok, so let's make sure everything is in order before we go on. Ask if this guy happened to trip and fall on a syringe or something on his way in. If not we'll have to help the plot along and smooth out our changes.

Next step: find the cute tezakian love interest girl and definitely not an angry bird-tayza, and throw this guy at her.

>>589936
Unacceptable! She has to go on awesome adventures, and fight magical monsters with a crew of magical misfits! Make it clear that running away is not an option.

...I wonder if Sekani is about to fall from the sky about now. Anyway, you just unlocked a door, let's see what's on the other side. (wait, shouldn't we already know what's over there? I don't feel like archive diving.)

>Wasn't that literally your thing for half of a quest?
And she still can't get the hang of pants, either.

>Okay, yeah, I wanna go home now.
Oh come on now, you've got adventure to happen! You can go home when that's over.

Animated Captain Venji 2014/08/20(Wed)17:01 No. 590336 ID: 61da19
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>589939
Okay, gotta get in character so he doesn't suspect we're not from around here. I adjust my vocal program to 'old quest from 2009'.

"So, any chance you RANDOMLY FELL on top of a SYRINGE? One filled with a SPOOKY UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE?"

"What, like that one RIGHT BEHIND ME?"

"Yeah!"

"...."

"...."

"No, can't say I have."

"Oh. Good! Good..."

"Anyway, I'll just. Uh. Be going now."

"Oh, cool. Cool. Hey, look over there for a second."

Captain Venji 2014/08/20(Wed)17:01 No. 590337 ID: 61da19
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"Huh-- Ack!"

"Oops! My bad!"

Captain Venji 2014/08/20(Wed)17:02 No. 590338 ID: 61da19
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>Make it clear that running away is not an option
"Oh, the door behind you closed and can't be opened."

"What the fuck, man!?"

"Hey, pay attention. We're trapped in a COMPLETELY UNKNOWN AND SLIGHTLY SPOOKY facility. We have to explore the place and uncover the mysteries within!" Subject change: Success! I am one SMOOTH CRIMINAL.

"Completely unknown?" Roz asks. "I think we know everything-- Peep peep peep!"

"Don't mind my friend," I say. "He's been victim to some EXPERIEMENTS that TOTALLY MESSED WITH HIS HEAD and MAYBE GAVE HIM MAGIC POWERS"

"you don't have to shout you know"

>Find love interest!
I need to cull the party first! At this rate everyone will be reduced to caricatures of themselves. Besides, someone has to watch the ship.

Roz can come, but I should only bring TWO OTHER CREWMATES, preferably ones in dire need of characterization!

Titzi and Selis. Angry team.

>>590338
Well, Mantis has said almost nothing, so she comes with. Also, Ashela. Because love interest.

Mantis and Ashela, fo' sho'.

Selis and Ashe. Make them pile.

Mantis and Selis because why not be awkward about the combinations.

Ashela and Titzi, clearly.

Captain Venji 2014/08/27(Wed)13:21 No. 591404 ID: 61da19
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Okay I guess it's nom time now.

I decide to bring SELIS and ASHELA with me.

"Right. The rest of you should wait on the ship, make sure it doesn't find anything more curious than my STRANGE ROBOTIC SEXUALITY."

"Like that's hard," Titzi sasses. "only got a few updates mumble grumble..."

"Okay yes you'll be in the next tier now shoo LET'S GO TEAM"

Captain Venji 2014/08/27(Wed)13:22 No. 591405 ID: 61da19
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Grawr!"

"Oh. Hmm. Did you think that'd do something?"

"What? How...!?"

"Nanomachines, son. Now come on, let's go."

"I- uh- okaypleasedon'thurtme"

Captain Venji 2014/08/27(Wed)13:22 No. 591406 ID: 61da19
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We enter the LAND OF NO PERSPECTIVE. There's a GIANT PILE OF PAPERS on the DESK, and a WEIRD OLD COMPUTER in the corner. There's also a TRASHBASKET full of sultry secrets!

I could try typing SOME KIND OF COMMAND into the computer.

"I know what you're thinking," Selis says, "but you shouldn't go rummaging through someone else's papers. It's an invasion of their privacy."

"...And?"

"And please respect someone's privacy for once?"

"Come on Selis~" Ashela says, "what harm could it do?"

"What if it's personal? It might make someone really embarrassed."

Bah, being CONSIDERATE of OTHER PEOPLES' FEELINGS. I guess I could give the impression that I'm considering Selis's EXTREMELY BORING REQUEST.

>>591406
PAPERS, PLEASE

first things first

dump out the trash and make a snazzy pirate hat for ashela

Aren't we already violating their privacy worse by crashing their quest, or dimension, or past or whatever?

No we're looking at the papers there's scribbles on them. That means there's something important there.

Also wow I just realized we should have voted for Mantis we could have rubbed her on the robot bug and the bug people and the computer terminals and everything. You'd better pull your weight around here, Selis, or we'll have to start rubbing YOU on everything.

...Also does she have some sort of octopus thing going on or is the non-euclidean geometry of these ancient lands causing the rug to show through her? This could be dangerous. Watch where you stand, Venji.

Captain Venji 2014/08/29(Fri)19:49 No. 591757 ID: 61da19
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>dump out the trash and make a snazzy pirate hat for ashela
So Snazzy! Maybe I'll make her my first mate!

"Hehe, maybe I can be your first mate~"

She read my mind!? Wait... she's using the term to mean the same thing I am, right...?

>PAPERS, PLEASE
>Aren't we already violating their privacy worse by crashing their quest, or dimension, or past or whatever?
>No we're looking at the papers there's scribbles on them. That means there's something important there.
"We're already messing with their space-time or whatever. Besides, there might be something VITAL TO OUR MISSION there!"

"Well... Okay, I guess you're right," Selis admits.

Right! Now let's see what's on these--

Captain Venji 2014/08/29(Fri)19:50 No. 591758 ID: 61da19
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"WAAAIIIT!"

Captain Venji 2014/08/29(Fri)19:50 No. 591759 ID: 61da19
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"T-Those are mine! They're just drawings!"

"Ooooh~? Now I'm even more curious!"

Captain Venji 2014/08/29(Fri)19:51 No. 591760 ID: 61da19
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"Please! There's no SUPER IMPORTANT CLUES here! I promise!"

"So? Lemme see!"

Selis sighs. "It wasn't about information at all, was it?"

"Shit no!" I say as I try to pry the PROBABLY SUS IMAGES from the lian.

"NO STOP WAIT HOLD ON I JUST"

Captain Venji 2014/08/29(Fri)19:51 No. 591761 ID: 61da19
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"AAAAAAA"

I KNEW IT!

….

Wait a minute.

Don't panic.

Drawing porn of his characters and not sharing it on the discussion thread. Oh the scandal.

...Wait that's a male lian in the picture! I think finding this guy a love interest is going to be harder than we thought given the demographics here. Quick, show the picture to Ashela before he takes it back.

Let's go poke at that computer.

use your powers to make all his drawings real, nothing bad will happen I am sure of it

Oh he's gay, whatever. Tell him his drawings are cute.

...and ask him his name.

>>591768
Maybe not all his drawings, but doing it with at least this one could lead to hilarious and unexpected results. If it's a thing you can do. I'm not sure if you can actually do that.

Deface porn, make it look like a Tozol. That means she's totally into you.

>>591775
How dare he think that a lian is a more attractive thing to draw than you? It doesn't matter that he hadn't met you when he drew these, that's the whole point of retcon quest to change it and make it better! Pose yourself like in the drawing and make him draw you instead! Show him what he should really be fantasizing about.

>Wait... she's using the term to mean the same thing I am, right...?
You forgot to take your strangely attractive robot sexuality into account, I think.

>Wait a minute.
Completely miss the point here.

Wait, they're just pictures of people? Is this all you were hiding? That's all? *Dig through the pile more* And I thought this would be something good!

>>591757
>>591783
So, Venji, while we're prying into other people's personal lives, I have to ask: would she be your first mate?

>>591758
... Wait. Does Roz have more motherly instincts than you do Venji?

>Ship Roz and Lian

>Challenge Selis to find anything more interesting than Blushy Lian's art with the console.

REQUEST and then MAKE FUN of NAME

Captain Venji 2014/09/01(Mon)15:43 No. 592142 ID: 61da19
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>she
>She
>she
I know it's been a few years, but there's some differences in this guy and a certain super-sexy-antagonist-turned-love-interest-in-2-updates.

Hmm? Not obvious enough? Let's try this.

He's male. A dude. A boyo. A masculine mascal. Someone Lawyerdog would draw pantsless. Someone who would never star in a tgchan quest.

Boy.

Not girl.

>So is she--
Sweet precursors-- let's just... move on.

Captain Venji 2014/09/01(Mon)15:43 No. 592143 ID: 61da19
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>I think finding this guy a love interest is going to be harder than we thought given the demographics here
Maybe some of the others are also male in this strange world? Anything could happen!

Or he could get with Tayza. Close enough.

>would she be your first mate?
Nah, Sue is currently in that position. I don't actually recall appointing her or anything, but she probably helps keep the ship running.

>>591776
Sometimes I wonder if my inner narcissism has an ulterior motive.

Captain Venji 2014/09/01(Mon)15:44 No. 592144 ID: 61da19
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>Oh he's gay, whatever. Tell him his drawings are cute.
>Quick, show the picture to Ashela before he takes it back.
"These drawings are cute. Right, Ashela?"

"I guess so."

"Aaaa why are you showing others I'm dreaming this is a dream"

Hmm. She doesn't seem that into it.

Captain Venji 2014/09/01(Mon)15:44 No. 592145 ID: 61da19
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>use your powers to make all his drawings real, nothing bad will happen I am sure of it
>Maybe not all his drawings
That's the goofiest-- well, okay.

"Wha- Ah- Uh-"

I think he likes it!

Captain Venji 2014/09/01(Mon)15:46 No. 592146 ID: 61da19
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"Freeze! Lackicia has spoken to me, and she said it's time to remove lia- uh. um. h... hi?"

"Hello!"

The lian is glowing pink at this point. "nooo now a tezakian has seen my drawing and now it's real and and..."

He sighs. "i really wanna go home now."

I smirk. "Alone, or with your new lian friend~?"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahewouldcometooaaaa"

Say hi and eat her gun.

>>592146
REMOVE (extra) LIAN

make tezakian realize his love of lians

There shall be no removing of lians! Because that's terrible.

Instead, take the tezakian's gun and stick him over with the two lians until they start goofy romancing. This is still Tezakia Quest, isn't it?

>>592142
What? Control f can't even find that many shes. And half of them are aimed at Ashela. You must have your nano-machines set to echo, again.

>>592148
Seems reasonable.

Also, ask Roz what he's doing on that computer over there. I see text. We leave him alone for a minute, and he's already found someone to sexually harass over the computer?

>>592152
That's Selis. Wait, what is Roz doing? He was last seen messing about with some eggs.

Don't REMOVE Lian... ADD Lian! Another one!

Remove Lian. Insert Tezakian. Insert Diuban. Commence awkward love triangle.

Try to distract the tezakian by starting a discussion about the philosophical ramifications of your newfound ability to create life from nothingness according to your whims. Then while she's pondering that, tell your lian to restrain her until we can make everyone play peacefully together.

We are getting side-tracked. We need to find all the majicka juice. All of it.

>>592536
So... it might not not work on you, considering your interesting nature, but we might try stealing some for your crewmates to give them superpowers.

Captain Venji 2014/09/04(Thu)20:45 No. 592607 ID: 61da19
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>What? Control f can't even find that many shes.
>Also, ask Roz what he's doing on that computer over there.
You're just fucking with me at this point, aren't you.

Captain Venji 2014/09/04(Thu)20:46 No. 592608 ID: 61da19
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Good job! You'd make a great captain!

Captain Venji 2014/09/04(Thu)20:46 No. 592609 ID: 61da19
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>>592168
Technically I'm not...

"H-h-how did you make my creation real...a...anyway? Are you some kind of monster?"

"Yes. I am a monster..."

Captain Venji 2014/09/04(Thu)20:47 No. 592610 ID: 61da19
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"MONSTROUSLY GOOD AT PIRATING THAT IS!"

"i'd pee my pants right now but we're not fueling that fire"

"What's your name, anyway?"

"A-Amiel."

"really"

"It's a bi-gendered name, okay."

I look at the Tezakian. "And you?"

"Name? Oh, my name? Me? Um. Uh."

"...."

"I-it's Kinasa."

Is that a dude's name? Sounds like a dude's name.

>Wait, what is Roz doing? He was last seen messing about with some eggs.
"You three get to know each other, I'm going to check on my pet."

Captain Venji 2014/09/04(Thu)20:47 No. 592611 ID: 61da19
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"Whatcha doing, Roz?"

"Someone left these poor eggs out here. We... We have to take care of them!"

"Now now, I'm pretty sure they'll get taken care of by the people here."

"Yeah. One of them will. What about the others?"

"Er... Well..."

Welp. Do I let Roz keep them and risk destabilizing this world, or take them with me for potential use in a future adventure?

>We are getting side-tracked. We need to find all the majicka juice. All of it.
Hmm. We could go looking for some. But where? Wait, should we bring someone along to, um, 'test' it on? Hmmmmm........

Sure, keep the eggs!

eh let raz hold on to them for now, if he starts hitting on to many things to the point where it stops being funny we could always use the eggs to threaten him back into line, hell they might even teach him some responsibility so can push off even more of your work him so you don't have to deal with it, just like ever good caption ever. Oh and I say just keep the eggs until the end and let the locals pick the egg they wish to keep and we can use the other build up your crew, and that also means more people to push your responsibilities on too.

sit on eggs

>>592611
...don't both options risk destabilizing the world? Pick whichever one results in Roz being less of a whiny baby.

Go help Selis with whatever he's doing. Maybe we can find out where stuff is by using the computer!

Ok, so we can try to see who's willing to take the eggs. See how many responsible people we can find around here. Can those two lovebirds raise a child? Is that legal for them? And what would the tezakian do with one? I hear they have interesting opinions about eggs. I guess Roz definitely gets to keep at least one to satisfy his newfound motherly instincts. Superpowered birds for everyone!

I would vote to use Roz for magic chemicals experiments, but I'm pretty sure that he's made of magic or nanomachines or something by now after all the shenanigans he's pulled in your adventures so that might not work. Or maybe it would! I say we should try! ...Come to think about it, this quest DOES need some sort of blue worm thing full of dangerous amounts of majicka to fill a role. Why NOT Roz?

>H-h-how did you make my creation real...a...anyway?
He's only sort of real, anyways! Try not to get him wet, I think he might still be made of paper, technically.

>Welp. Do I let Roz keep them and risk destabilizing this world, or take them with me for potential use in a future adventure?
Well, I guess he can keep the ones that don't get found and play a role in the plot.

...huh. Will being an adopted parent make Roz a better person, or is he just going to horribly corrupt those kids.

>>592629
>huh. Will being an adopted parent make Roz a better person, or is he just going to horribly corrupt those kids.

Either way I'm sure it'll be a hell of a ride.

Remember, our job here is to destabilize the status quo. We are Upright Citizen's Brigands.

Step 1: Play roulette with the eggs. Eat precisely one, put the rest back. We'll find out if it was important later.

Step 2: Force them to take you to all the majicka juice. Using it on our own party members is worthless (unless you want to leave one behind), but that stuff is ludicrously dangerous, and thus ludicrously awesome.

Oh look. An armed Kinasa.
Also an armed Kinasa.

SMUSH MASH RAISE EGGS

Apply MAJICKA JUICE to TWO EGGS.

Captain Venji 2014/09/16(Tue)15:19 No. 594374 ID: 61da19
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"Okay, you can keep one egg. But you have to take care of it!"

"W-what about the others?"

"We'll see if the others will take care of them, ya big baby."

"I'm not a baby! I'm at least two years old!"

"...."

sweet precursors i kissed a baby

Captain Venji 2014/09/16(Tue)15:19 No. 594375 ID: 61da19
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"So hey who wants a--"

Oh.

"Grrawrg... Prey..."

Captain Venji 2014/09/16(Tue)15:20 No. 594376 ID: 61da19
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This is spooky!

Captain Venji 2014/09/16(Tue)15:20 No. 594378 ID: 61da19
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Are you spooked?!

Climb up on its back and grab the tail so it has no way to effectively attack! Then, we ride out to find the others! Wrap your coat sleeves or a couple tails around its horns to use as reins. (so is the bird dead, or is she just going to need a new arm?)

>>594378
Time to WRASSLE!

>>594375
wait he turned already, damn that was quick I thought it took at least a day or two.

anyways ask the bird what happened and where everyone ran off to, also name so we can use something other then bird.

>>594383
We've already got both of their names from >>592610

I'd be way more spooked if it's talons were about twice the length and half the width, now that would look spooky to me.

>sweet precursors i kissed a baby
Try not to think too hard about your own age.

>Are you spooked?!
Nah, not really. Is this the point where you get to knock some sense into the monster? (*Whack* Bad majibeast, bad! *Whack*). I mean, there are even papers to roll up for smacking it in the snout.

>>594486
That actually makes a lot of sense. She's dressing up and playing pirates, and she still has to put everything she finds in her mouth. Her feathers didn't even grow in until recently! The facility she was made in couldn't have been abandoned for more than a couple weeks, so I doubt she's much older than three! In fact, Titzi's probably the only one who even could have an "adult person" age having previously been an actual shark.

Also, I don't think you need to worry too much about the spookiness, Venji. This quest retcons that away even without your intervention.

Captain Venji 2014/09/19(Fri)21:40 No. 594843 ID: 61da19
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>Try not to think too hard about your own age. 
Time and age have no meaning for a pirate such as I!

>anyways ask the bird what happened and where everyone ran off to, also name so we can use something other then bird.
"So hey, where'd everyone go, anyway?"

"...."

"They ran further in once they saw the SPOOKY MONSTER show up... I tried to, um, I wanted to be a hero, so I was like 'hey no stop that' and..."

"Didn't work so well?"

"N-- It might have! Maybe I trained the beast and being squished is my fetish-- wait no augh i mean"

What an awkward bird! Looks unhurt, at least. One wrong move and she could have lost an arm or something.

"Hey! Stob igknoringk me!" the beast roars.

Oh my gosh it can barely talk that's so adorable!

>Time to WRASSLE!
Hell yes it's time to wrassle.

Captain Venji 2014/09/19(Fri)21:41 No. 594844 ID: 61da19
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>Climb up on its back and grab the tail so it has no way to effectively attack!
Close enough!

"What dhe bugk."

Captain Venji 2014/09/19(Fri)21:42 No. 594845 ID: 61da19
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>Then, we ride out to find the others! Wrap your coat sleeves or a couple tails around its horns to use as reins.
"NOW WE RIDE! HYAH MULE, HYAH!!!!!"

"Okay yeah no fuck this. I'm out," a strange signal says. Is it speaking telepathically? Good thing I have my antennae tuned to every possible frequency!

"You're out? But I gave you a SEXY-ASS LIAN!"

"what."

"Cause of your drawings!"

"Mercy of lisandi are you that-- I'm not that dorky-ass lian from before."

Captain Venji 2014/09/19(Fri)21:44 No. 594848 ID: 61da19
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"I'm DRAGON TAYZA. Roar. See you losers later, I've got real prey to hunt."

Yeah this isn't spooky at all is it.

>>594848
Hey wait, don't let her just walk away with your coat. Follow her! Ask her who she's hunting. Does she want any help?

NEW OBJECTIVE: Upgrade Tayza into a worthy challenge. Return to getting ALL THE JUICE.

Let her keep the coat. It looks so pretty on her. Let's go find the protagonist and the rest of your team. Check the computer terminal first, though, Selis spent so much time getting up there.

>>594850
You know, real dragons can fly and breathe fire...

quick before she walks away, say she looks really cute walking away all mad like that, you know to give him a self esteem boast, or something like that... yeah.

Venji, at this pace, you're going to be naked long before the thread is over. You've got your pacing wrong.

>>594861
Yes do this.

>>594850
Also this. I mean jeez you got her to go away in, what, about a minute? What kind of crap is that?

Captain Venji 2014/09/22(Mon)22:05 No. 595341 ID: 61da19
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>Hey wait, don't let her just walk away with your coat. Follow her! Ask her who she's hunting. Does she want any help?
"Who are you hunting?"

"Prey."

"Gonna be more specific than that?"

"No."

"I could help!"

"Doubt it. Now go away."

>quick before she walks away, say she looks really cute walking away all mad like that, you know to give him a self esteem boast, or something like that... yeah.
Indeed, this calls for my best impression of ORIGINAL VENJI. Doing this is painful in many ways, but it's an emergency! Hmm, how'd it go...?

"Awww! You're so adorable, walking off in a huff like that~!"

".......What."

"Hehe! Now you're all puffy! And my coat looks so cute on you!"

"I'm not... cute. I'm a BIG SPOOKY BEAST."

"No way! You're extremely cute! And pretty!"

Yikes. Overloaded 5% of my nanomachines doing that. Looks like it was worth it-- She doesn't know how to react!