>Assorted makeups and hair products lie on it.
Well, I guess you're prepared if you really do give in.

>what do
Check shoebox, check under the bed, check the drawers on the dresser.

Use piano key on shoebox.

Curt 2015/07/15(Wed)08:30 No. 656050 ID: b9cef6
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>FLIP BED
You brace yourself, and then flip the bed onto its side, against the wall! With the bed out of the way, you can spot some cleverly hidden lint, dust, and loose change!
>GRAB STUFF
One (1) periwinkle blue Darling's Lil' Makeup Kit^tm lipstick and two (2) silver heart-shaped earings added to your inventory.
>CHECK UNDER BED
Well, since you flipped it, now just the floor is under it.
>CHECK DRESSER
More beauty products! Some hair brushes and stuff.
>CHECK BOX
It's a small wooden shoebox. Looking closer at it, you see that the lid is held on tightly by some kind of... strange, advanced lock. It looks like there's a microphone attached to it on one side.
>APPLY KEY
There's no keyhole on the box! And besides, you doubt a key made to unlock a piano would unlock anything other than more pianos. Might as well just forget about it.

Take the box back to the piano. See if playing sex machine unlocks it.

ay lady boy can you break any walls nstuff or sumfin or is it too magical for you? as far as I know you aren't a chump in my eyes yet homeboi

>>656059
wtf are you smoking?

>>656050
play the song of your people to the box.

>>656050
You probably have to bring it to the piano and play the song to unlock it. Might as well try the sheet music we have, but it's quite likely we need the other half.

THROW IT ON THE GROUND

Curt 2015/07/27(Mon)14:08 No. 658571 ID: b9cef6
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>AY LADYBOY
Excuse me?
>HOMEBOI
>>BREAK WALLS NSTUFF
>>>TOO MAGICAL FOR YOU?
I... What? I'm sorry? My, uh, my bro-eese is a little rusty. It's been a long time since you took that class on how to speak bro. Took remedial flower arraignment instead. Would you mind repeating that in English?
>PLAY MUSIC TO BOX
You head back to the music room, setting the box on the piano. Playing Sex Machine elicits a few unlocky-sounding clunks from the lock as the lid appears to loosen just a bit, but when you stop at the end of the incomplete sheet, it closes up firmly again. It seems like playing the full song would unlock it, but just half doesn't do the trick.
>PLAY SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE
You crack your knuckles, preparing yourself to play the song all true men should know. A song written by the manliest composer to ever live; Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Seriously, dude was fucking nuts. And he wrote one of your favorite party songs.
You play, from memory, Leck Mich Im Arsch. A beautiful, and funny, piece; you know it by heart.

Curt 2015/07/27(Mon)14:09 No. 658572 ID: b9cef6
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The box seems unamused, it's flat, sterile faces somehow conveying the fact that it hates both your taste in music, as well as your ability to play whatever shitty music you happen to drudge up from the corners of your memory.
>THROW IT ON THE GROUND
You throw the shoebox at the ground! What a jerk! That's the song of a generation! You have no taste, box!

Curt 2015/07/27(Mon)14:09 No. 658573 ID: b9cef6
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It is just as unimpressed with your throwing force as it is with your musical talent. Perhaps if you were stronger you could shatter the box, but it just bounces harmlessly off the ground. Mockingly, almost.

There's still one unexplored room on this floor, the stairway downstairs, and the room full of coffins behind the painting you nope'd out on.

To the unexplored room. Still looking for the sheet music I guess.

check last room, gather things into music room, as in, empty inventory near piano of unneeded objects.

Vehemently promote your self-manliness to the mansion as you walk slowly towards the unchecked room. As in, scream that you're a guy until your vocal chords give out.

>>658573
Let's try the unexplored door first.

If you can hear the box starting to unlock, and distinguish that from the sound of it re-locking, that should be sufficient to incrementally reconstruct the second half of Sex Machine by trial and error. Just find something you can write notes on, to save your progress.

Curt 2015/08/02(Sun)15:06 No. 659890 ID: b9cef6
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>REVERSE ENGINEER THE SECOND HALF OF SEX MACHINE
What, do you look like some kind of computer? You just heard the box unlocking slowly as you played, and then it clicked loudly back to fully locked. If you wanted to figure out the rest of the song just by seeing when it resets every time, that'd take forever!

Curt 2015/08/02(Sun)15:08 No. 659891 ID: b9cef6
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>EXPLORE ROOM
You head out of the music room and towards the last unopened door in the hall.
>EXPLORE WHILE PROMOTING YOUR MANLYNESS
Well, that just kind of happens. Because you're so manly.
>PROMOTE MANHOOD BY SCREAMING YOUR LUNGS OUT
...how about not.

Curt 2015/08/02(Sun)15:09 No. 659892 ID: b9cef6
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You open up the door, revealing what seems to be a bathroom. There's a sink against the wall, with a small medicine cabinet above it. There's also a toilet, one of those old ones with the tank set high up. There's a bathtub and shower against the far wall, the showerhead dripping slowly. The tub has overflowed, covering the tile floor in a cold, wet puddle. The water drains out steadily into a small crack at the bottom of the wall.

check medicine cabinet. and look into the water.

Yellow water is never a good sign.

>>659893
Pretty much.

I bet there's something hidden in the raised water tank, but there's no way you're wading through that in bare feet to check.

>>659892
Oh god, the water damage. Can you turn the water off?

>>658571
>remedial flower arraignment
So you're training to be a flower lawyer? Cool.

>>659892
Eugh, looks like the toilet is overflowing too. Gross. Maybe see if you can turn off the water from OUTSIDE this room.

Curt 2015/08/08(Sat)11:42 No. 661068 ID: b9cef6
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>CHECK CABINET
You carefully step around the filthy water, coming up to the sink.
The medicine cabinet is pretty bare, but for a single enormous pill. Like, seriously, you don't know how anyone would ever swallow this thing. Or want to; it tastes like licking a stick of chalk mixed with pennies.

Curt 2015/08/08(Sat)11:43 No. 661069 ID: b9cef6
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I mean, look! You can barely get it in your mouth! Surely a pill of this size is impractical at best, and useless at worst.

Curt 2015/08/08(Sat)11:44 No. 661070 ID: b9cef6
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At least it's not a suppository, though! Only have to struggle with it in your mouth.
It's large enough that the pill itself is engraved with a label; Fast Acting Health Supplement. On the back are dozens of warnings, too small to be properly read. The cabinet has a mirror set into it's back.

Curt 2015/08/08(Sat)11:44 No. 661071 ID: b9cef6
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>LOOK IN WATER
You peer into the toilet bowl. Doesn't seem like there's much in here; just some scummy water.
You go ahead and close the toilet seat and climb up, looking into the toilet's reservoir. There is something in here! A small plastic baggie, with a piece of paper in it. You reach in and grab it. It's the second half of the song!
You can't see what's in the murky water of the tub from here. The water is almost opaque, it's so dirty and stagnant. You could feel around in the tub of you went up to it, but you're reluctant to step through the water barefoot.
>TURN OFF WATER
You don't see any way to turn off the shower's drip from here, and a quick fiddle with the various bits in the toilet shows that they're mostly stuck.

well, hold on to it, maybe the pill is actually a really weird key?

lets combine the two "sex machine music sheet(half)" into a "sex machine music sheet(full)" and play that song to the box.

Play song to box!

...why did you try to cram the strange, unknown pill in your mouth? You don't know what it does.

Go back and play that song, do da.

Soak the pill in water to dissolve it, maybe there's something hidden inside.

>>661526
don't forget to drink it afterwards. it's a health supplement after all. gotta stay healthy to maintain your manly physique.

Curt 2015/08/25(Tue)13:45 No. 665028 ID: b9cef6
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>Why did you just try to cram an unknown pill in your mouth?
I...
...
That's, uh...
You don't really know, honestly. You didn't swallow it though, so it's fine. Right? Right.
>COMBINE SHEETS
>PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY
You return to the music room, and line up the sheets on the piano.

Curt 2015/08/25(Tue)13:46 No. 665029 ID: b9cef6
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[House-rocking jams]
[Getting up, feeling like a sex machine]
[Funky beats]


The box pops open as you play the last note, the electronic lock falling off of the lid. You open up the shoebox, revealing a small pair of dancing shoes.
1/3 necessary trinkets acquired!

>>665029
Equip dancing shoes. Show us your moves.

check for newly unlocked rooms now that puzzle 1 is done.

Rip out your hair and stuff it in the shoes!

I guess we may as well check the coffins now that we know this is a puzzle house.

Equip shoes, do a manly dance.

Curt 2015/09/06(Sun)09:10 No. 667746 ID: b9cef6
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>PUT ON THE SHOES
>SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT
You try your best, but there's no way that you'll be able to actually fit these onto your feet. They were made for a little girl; your feet are far too large.
And, you know what they say about guys with large feet.
They need shoes that are larger than a little girl's.
However, lack of shoes does not prevent you from BUSTING A MOVE.
You get ready, and-
>TEAR YOUR HAIR OUT AND STUFF IT IN THE SHOES
...what? How... What purpose does that serve? Why would you, or anyone else, do that? That's just... Why?
Wait, what were you doing again? You got distracted pondering the practicality of tearing your hair out.

Curt 2015/09/06(Sun)09:13 No. 667747 ID: b9cef6
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>CHECK FOR MORE ROOMS
You still haven't headed downstairs, and the secret room with the coffins remains unexplored.
>HEAD TO THE COFFINS
You EPON your way up the ladder, back in the coffins room. It would appear that nothing has changed while you were away.

open coffins. be ready for spoopy jumpscares.

Open the littlest coffin.

Style your hair into manly pigtails.

Knock the coffins over with disdain.

Curt 2015/09/20(Sun)12:53 No. 670916 ID: b9cef6
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>DO PIGTAILS
Yeah! Pigtails could be cool. Lots of awesome manly guys have had ponytails and pigtails and stuff. Like samurai! You're pretty sure you saw a picture of one of them with a ponytail once, and pigtails are just double pony tails, so you'd be, like, a double samurai. But, you don't have anything to tie your hair off with. Hm.
After a bit of critical thinking, you tear off a strip from the bottom of your dress temporary bedsheet covering. You consider tearing a second off, but that would make your dress kilt far too short. Unfortunately, you'll only be able to give yourself a pony tail, but you are more then manly enough that this should suffice.


>OPEN TINY COFFIN
>PREP FOR JUMPSCARES
You steel yourself. You've played enough scary games to know where this is going. You open the coffin on the far end; it has a small cat face engraved on it, and there's a bronzed plaque on the bottom which reads "Mr. Higglesbottom."
You inch open the coffin, and

Curt 2015/09/20(Sun)12:53 No. 670917 ID: b9cef6
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AAAGH OW OW AAAH GET OFF
Something small, furry, and putrid smelling jumps at you, scratching at your face and screeching. You stumble about, knocking into the coffins as you attempt to tear the creature off your face, before it leaps off, clambering down the ladder. You can hear it tear down the stairs, down below.
In your panic, it looks like you knocked over the coffins, in a domino reaction. Most of them are still closed, but it looks as if the lock on one of them broke when it fell to the floor. The coffin isn't even hollow; it's a solid block of some lightweight wood. A quick knock on the others confirms that the only coffin with a hollow space inside was the one containing the beast that scratched up your face.

Go back down to a room with a mirror, check how badly cut up you are.

That cat might make a good pet... or might be infected. Find some disinfectant or alcohol, and plan a way to capture the cat.

>>670917
poor thing was probably trapped in there a while, no wonder it freaked out.