ur mom

Better question, what kind of name is 'Wretch'

>>732711
Our name appears to be The Void.

Void of intelligence.

Something something empty inky blackness something

>>732716
We could always go for something different, if we wanted to.

But "VOID" does sound kind of cool, actually.

we're nerdsquad, is who we are

Yeah I guess we're a collective. We're basically whatever scraps are floating in the void itself, and thus that's what we seemt o be dubbed.

So you're a god like us, but not a collective. Or some shit ig.

In your world, we are the voices in your head.
In OUR world, we are something less.

And in the world of your enemies, we will be the most unlucky thing to happen in their static, pointless lives.

Try to spare some of them, will you?

nah we made you step off bruv

>>732711
Do you always greet new people by insulting them and then demanding to be friends, or are we a special case?

1/2 mortis 2016/06/29(Wed)23:00 No. 732729 ID: 32d627
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???: Our name appears to be VOID.
WRETCH: void's a dumb name but w/e you do you
WRETCH: still fuckin dumb though you could have picked ANYTHING
WRETCH: and you go for void. smooth
WRETCH: real smooth hotshits

VOID: Do you always greet people through insult?
WRETCH: awwww
WRETCH: did i hurt voidsy's feelingsssss
WRETCH: do you want me to be all cuuuuutesy with you instead?

2/2 mortis 2016/06/29(Wed)23:02 No. 732731 ID: 32d627
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WRETCH: WELL THATS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING NEWBIE
WRETCH: LMAO

oof okay noted

so uh

what happened to the other newbies. because you mentioned us being one in a series

Oh wait we're picking a name? I thought we already had one! I think SWARM would be better.

Maybe you're not gonna be cutesy but that's not stopping you from being cute.

You are childish, your appearance is unsightly, your communication skills are severely lacking, you suffer from a terrible inferiority complex, you lack creativity, and you are, on the whole, incredibly unlikable.
Also, your grammar is atrocious.

>>732734
yeah let's double up on this, too. u cute, wretch

>>732734
Got distracted by Deadpool but I am thirding this

Do you want us to treat you like a whore?

... Okay but seriously do you want us to we don't mind.

You know, the whole "living shitpost" thing would work a lot better if you weren't such an amateur at it.

You can try to not be cute, but honestly I find goop peops to be highly cute.

FLIRT with wretch

Awwww, you're adorablie! X3

okay do you like. want something or can we take our stuff and go

too late, i already want to squeeze you until you pop. want us to CREATE some champagne and soft music? or do you like tequila and blow?

1/2 mortis 2016/06/29(Wed)23:59 No. 732750 ID: 32d627
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VOID: What happened to the other newbies?
WRETCH: so most of the other newbies in our past games got yknow
WRETCH: wrecked and shit by some of us
WRETCH: spits really not a team player
WRETCH: lmao even i stay away from that bitch!! she's nasty
WRETCH: shes not the only mean fuck but heyyyy i can protect you voidsy

2/2 mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)00:00 No. 732751 ID: 32d627
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VOID: You're cute.
WRETCH: awww
VOID: Do you want us to treat you like a whore?
WRETCH: AWWWW YOU'RE JUST THE SWEETEST THING
WRETCH: im keepin you from everybody
WRETCH: mine now uVVVo

Do you have any other friends or is being friends with you like. Gonna fuck us up or something.

What else can you do with that tongue?

Well... we seem to of contracted stuck it in the crazy disease. I hope everyone is content with this, well Wretch as pleasant as all this is we need to get back to our people

>>732751
We can work with that, definitely. But business before pleasure, goo lady. How do these games go? Should we focus on arming our TCPs or would guarding our area by creating hazards and fortifications work better for protecting ourselves?

We're yours now?! 8D
YAAAY!!!!! XD
I want to hug you now! Wait, can I hug you? Do I even have arms? Or permission to hug? :3

1/2 mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)00:43 No. 732763 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Do you have any other friends? Is being with you going to mess us up?
WRETCH: everybody sucks so i chill on my own
WRETCH: only one who talks to me is grind and it SUUUUUUCKS
WRETCH: buzzkill of the year
WRETCH: and ill only fuck you up if you want it voidsy
WRETCH: uh
WRETCH: when i figure out where you are irl LMAO

VOID: How do these games go? How should we protect ourselves?
WRETCH: usually its cute n fun until spit joins
WRETCH: i fucking hate playing with her shes such a little bitch
WRETCH: goes around destroying everybodys turf
WRETCH: so yeah shes probably gonna try to kill yr cats
WRETCH: do w/e you want though im not tellin you how to play the game

2/2 mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)00:43 No. 732764 ID: 32d627
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VOID: What else can you do with that tongue?
WRETCH: uVVVo

>>732764
Well, that must certainly come in handy!
*rimshot*

But seriously, you just said "mine now", does this mean we belong to you know? If so, then I don't mind at all. And I'm sure we're in good hands! :3

>>732764
That's too lewd. You're under arrest. You're going to sexy jail. Where all the handcuffs are fuzzy.

Do you have any cats? We could have our cats meet your cats.

Honestly, besides DAD, I don't think our cats could stand being around someone of this caliber, probably not the best idea to introduce them when they are quite immature and still developing.

Um. So is this private chat or do our TCPs hear this? Newbs like us haven't quite gotten the hang of the system yet.

So. Wretch.
Wanna fuck?

Haha oh boy if this isn't a private chat things are gonna be very awkward with our TCPs.

>>732769
Or our 'system' to begin with

>>732766

I think we should be rephrasing to ask if Miss Wretch has a pussy, or more than one pussy... cats

Who's grind? And where are your creations anyway?/What are you up to? (Apart from fucking with the puzzles and your spawning pond.)

Is there a way we can prepare for Spit and the harm she will bring? Is there a way to know when she is coming? Is there a way to defend?

oh no
she's cute

She's cute...
Lets not cyber w her tho wow
>>732795 !!!

Aww, voids got a girlfriend...

Really, if our cats are gonna be fighting to defend their home, maybe we should let wretch mess with them mildly to toughen them up. We could do a good parent/bad parent thing.

Whatcha say wretch, wanna be a mommy?

You're really good at puzzles and dungeons, those were really fun to solve <3 Any way you could help us raise our TCP limit?

>>732799
Bad Idea, lets not

>>732799
Let's not...

>>732799
this is a great idea and nothing can go wrong. boundaries tho, no murder or senseless endangerment

mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)10:08 No. 732814 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Do we belong to you now?
WRETCH: i mean hey sure w/e im down for that
WRETCH: if yr not up for it i guess thats cool
WRETCH: i just dont want any of the other fuckers to get their hands on you yknow
WRETCH: they all kinda suck

VOID: Wanna fuck?
WRETCH: lmao i wish
WRETCH: were on some sort of fucky alternate god plane rn
WRETCH: but only for these lil cat fuckers
WRETCH: so its not like we could physically meet up or anything, which is assssssssssssssss


VOID: Do you have any TCPs? Where are they?
WRETCH: no because some fucker took up the whole TCP limit before i fuckin got in
WRETCH: that shits global yknow
WRETCH: greedy ass voidsy


VOID: What have you been up to?
WRETCH: waitin for the limit to go up but it probably wont til yr back or some shit
WRETCH: idk how the limit works but it likes everybody to be in their lil bases before raisin any
WRETCH: its pretty random aside from that garbage
VOID: Have you messed with our puzzles
WRETCH: fuck no i have better things to do
WRETCH: puzzles n shit like that spawn based on residual god stuff
WRETCH: so because im here they put me on em im guessing

VOID: Is this chat private?
WRETCH: yea yr cats have no idea whats goin on
WRETCH: i cant see them n they cant hear you when we talk like this
WRETCH: so its just you n me here voidsy uVVVo

VOID: Who's Grind?
WRETCH: ughhhhhhh
WRETCH: grind is like
WRETCH: my partner or whatever. we work together for god shit
WRETCH: but its SOOOO FUCKING BORING
WRETCH: it wont let me do anything cool

VOID: How can we prepare for Spit?
WRETCH: idk like
WRETCH: she's pretty horrible and REALLY good at being horrible
WRETCH: and her favorite thing EVER is to crush newbies before they can get far
WRETCH: so you probably wanna figure out what to do and fast before she comes and sets all yr shit on fire
WRETCH: and tortures yr cats in front of you

WRETCH: as i said shes kind of a bitch

>>732799
Who's the "Good Parent" then? Because, being tough with discipline doesn't mean you're bad. And pranks can be kind of fun while teaching them to be on the lookout.

>WRETCH: yknow one of the big groups of lil people big enough to be up here w/ us
Speaking of the big cats(?), did you guys just, like, start up this high or did you have to climb ladders in tourneys and stuff?

Have you seen Spit's base? If they're a griefer, than most likely they're guarded against griefing as well. Maybe we could send a spy. Or, alternatively, if Wretch is alright, they could 'grief' our place. we hide our cats with wretch, 'destroy' the place, and build a hidden cat town for hiding the TCPs.

Just brainstorming.

in that case, we better go. we have to get back to our base and start preparing. sorry about taking up the limit, btw!

thanks for the warning, wretch. we'll keep in touch!

So is there any way we can like. Combine our territory or anything? Or get introduced to Grind? We get that they're a bummer but even if we're bored to death it might be worth it

Well, our strategy against Spit depends on how Spit attacks us, but mostly we're going to want to ensure our cats are well protected. We can create some guardian creatures and give our cats some protection. Haha, maybe we can make a giant robot!

>>732818

Defending ourselves is one thing... can we fight Spit? Invade her territory?

What is Wretch made out of?

Well I have a series of pretty creative ideas that can outsmart Spit.
For example: What can look like a TCP, act like a TCP, but isn't in any way actually a TCP?
An Obj.
I'm p creative, so I can come up with idea after idea, just as fucked up as any that Spit can come up with.
Personally I'm happy to hear you aren't up for traumatizing tcp's just for the hell of it. This puzzle and your base seemed to imply that said shit is what you'd prefer to do to us and our TCP's.

Anyhow I'm talking too much again, so can we only affect the landscape within our territory?
And can two gods share 'access' to a TCP? I'm pretty protective of mine, and they're all pretty much softies and goodie two shoes.

mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)13:43 No. 732864 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Do you have to earn your rank as a higher deity/force?
WRETCH: ehhhhhh i guess
WRETCH: im not the guy to impress tho you want one of the bigger fucks
WRETCH: like wax or that fallow thing
WRETCH: good luck there tho lmao

VOID: Have you seen Spit's base?
WRETCH: not this time
WRETCH: shes probably not in yet or if were lucky shes not in this region at all
WRETCH: i mean she can still come get us if she isnt but itd take her a lot more time
WRETCH: and shed probably wanna take down her local fucks first

VOID: Can we fight Spit?
WRETCH: LMAO fuck no
WRETCH: i wouldnt touch that bitch with a fifty foot dick
WRETCH: shes killed other gods before dude and thats a biiig fucking no no
WRETCH: im talking irl too like
WRETCH: no thanks im not up for bein devoured by spit and i dont think you are either

VOID: Can we be introduced to Grind?
WRETCH: idk if its in either yet
WRETCH: i know its dealin with some stuff irl tho so it might be a bit

VOID: Can we combine our territory?
WRETCH: sure as long as you arent gonna backstab me voidsy
WRETCH: thatd suuuuuck for you
WRETCH: itd be kinda fun to have kitty playdates tho
WRETCH: everybody usually just leaves me alone

WRETCH: but now ive got you voidsy!

Well since you don't seem likely to backstab us, I'd be happy to combine territory.

Our pussy...cats tend to be pretty "goody two shoes" and shit tho. Just saying as a warning.

And you sure we can't fight Spit? I can constantly churn out bioweapons ;3

Also do you know who's in our region so far?

Everyone leaves you alone?! O_o
You poor thing! D-':
Don't worry, you've got us now! ;-)

I want to hug this thing so badly now. If you want to be friends with us we'll totally take you up on that.

>everybody usually just leaves me alone
You're not exactly good at first impressions, bae.

How about we let you have the next TCP slot that becomes available? (How do we feel about that guys?)

>>732864
You sure do, goop-tits. Say, what's the goal of this game?

>WRETCH: everybody usually just leaves me alone
Puzzle said you're a prankster. Too often people can't recognize a good fun prank from a malicious intention.
>>732868
Gotta impress the Candlesticks first.

but under the condition she doesnt mess with or endanger our cats, at all, not even to be funny

>>732869 yea

whats the goal of this game?

>>732864
Are AVATAR TCPs usefull lor better interacting with the world?
Are purpose made Anti-Divine Tcps hard to control or dangerous to their creators?

1/2 mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)15:11 No. 732900 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Let's combine territory then.
WRETCH: sweeeeet an alliance
WRETCH: youre the best voidsy. i got yr back

VOID: Our TCPs are very well natured and sweet. We don't want them endangered.
WRETCH: you sure are a softie lmao
WRETCH: yeah whatever i wont mess with em
WRETCH: likewise tho dont mess with mine

VOID: Are you sure we can't fight Spit?
WRETCH: dudes she like
WRETCH: eats other gods
WRETCH: did you miss that part or

VOID: You're not very good at first impressions.
WRETCH: w/e i didnt say anything untrue tho
WRETCH: you took FUCKING FOREVER getting this communicator
WRETCH: and i didnt want you touchin my shit when i didnt know you yet
WRETCH: seems fair enough to me

VOID: What's the goal of this game?
WRETCH: fuck if i know
WRETCH: wax made it for us and nobody knows what its for
WRETCH: but its a pretty good time waster when im fucking bored

VOID: We'll be friends with you.
WRETCH: wait

2/2 mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)15:12 No. 732901 ID: 32d627
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WRETCH: really?!?! oV\A/Vo

>>732901
*hugs*
For realises.

YEAH REALLY :D

Hell yeah, you're less of a jerk than I was expecting.

Sure Spit eats gods. Why not just wire all their maws shut, and then make a meal out of them?

And don't worry I won't need to fight Spit if they don't talk or start shit UwU

God buddies!

>>732901
*hugs*
Yes, really!

>>732901
Really Really.

>WRETCH: dudes she like
>WRETCH: eats other gods
>WRETCH: did you miss that part or
We aren't quite gods ourselves, you said? Just enough of us to be like one? Not like it even matters. Safety in numbers and the element of surprise.
But yeah, new friends getting themselves killed is kind of a jerk move, so we'll be good little kittens.
>WRETCH: really?!?! oV\A/Vo
'Course! You're giving us the time of day, that's about all I can ask of a gooey god.

>>732901
yeah dude, you seem aite.
Trickster types are always fun to pal around with.

>>732901
Yeah! Initially we were kind of unsure about ya since you acted differently than us but you actually seem really nice, especiallu compared to spit! So know that we've talked you actually seem pretty [s]sxy[s] awesome!

in short, hell yeah!

You're so fun to talk to we kinda figured we already were friends!

>>732927
The spoiler tags are {spoiler} to start and {/spoiler} to end, with [] instead of {}.

fuck u wretch we're already bffs

>>732931
yeah I know, I wanted a strikethrough but forgot the /.. damn communicator buttons, so small...

Since were friends now Wretty, You want the next TCP available? Our Cats can be friends wif yours.

Sure, bitch. Welcome to the fucking team.

... Swearing is less offensive when you're flattering someone.

>>732947
now we choose to swear? I say we don't. We have appearances to keep up!

Yes we should totally be friends.
Also, if we can see her, and she looks like a sludgy cat kindof thing, can she see us, and what do we look like?

mortis 2016/06/30(Thu)22:18 No. 732975 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Yes, really. We like you. We're a team now.
WRETCH: fucking SICK
WRETCH: youre my new best friend voidsy
WRETCH: only friend tbh but thats just cause everybody else sucks ass

VOID: Can we let you have the next TCP?
WRETCH: it shouldnt be a problem. limit scales with player count and shit
WRETCH: still yeah thatd be the shit
WRETCH: thanks voidsy

VOID: What do we look like?
WRETCH: uhhh nothing
WRETCH: you havent picked out a form yet have you
WRETCH: yknow you can be like
WRETCH: fucking anything right
WRETCH: but you CANT CHANGE IT when you pick so pick something good and not stupid

You can now decide on an appearance for your collective.
this suggestion will be open for 24 HOURS, and both written and drawn suggestions will be accepted! looking for a nude body here, anything goes aside. have fun

Life's no fun if you got no friends.

And don't worry, we'll be careful with spit. We don't want her going after our friends either.

ARE YOU NASTY

Buckwheat 2016/06/30(Thu)22:22 No. 732978 ID: 15a025
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>>732975
Mandatory shirt post

Would it help us avoid noob-hostile attention for longer if we didn't pick a form for now? If we have an appearance we might start showing up in puzzles and stuff.

I feel like Wretch cheated the system because she can still change her appearance, slightly. Too bad we can't pick something like a slime/jelly cat, because then we'd look like imitating tools.

Let's go without a form until it becomes safer/necessary to do so.

Suggestion 2016/06/30(Thu)22:31 No. 732984 ID: 350a50
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What about a form based on the Hydra Vulgaris?

Many-headed, eternally budding new tentacles, and plenty vulgar too.

>>732984
I was going to say no form but this caught my eye, super cool lets do it

A flock of ravens. We need multiple bodies for multiple crazy voices.

I say go with a mannequin form, where the default head's face works like Blanca's from Animal Crossing--People can draw something in, and it becomes the face until it's washed off. Of course, we should be able to swap out parts as a mannequin, so we can always just use our own faces that don't wash out.

>>732991
To specify, "becomes the face" doesn't just mean we have a picture, but actual moving bits like eyes, mouth, even a protuding nose. Marker pranks upon the face become much more fun when you actually change the very shape of it.

Buncha seagulls and a container of french fries.

>>732991
I'm interested in this idea. I would enjoy this, so I shall vote for this.

>>732984
Instead of the hydra plant, how about actually a hydra? Like the mythical beast with multiple dragon-y heads that are all attached to a single body.

A potato with bloodshot eyes

Literal void.

Shape shifting absence of matter, typically a cat shaped hole in the world.

Axolotl, just because.

>>733005
I second this, and kinda want to draw it actually.

>>733005
Actual this sounds perfect, changing my vote to this.

>>732998
That was my first thought, then I saw the Hydra Vulgaris while image searching and liked that more. I found the polyp more interesting, since dragons would be overdone and a ton of heads are a pain to draw. And a mannequin or empty cat shaped white hole in space is thematically appropriate, but kinda plain.
It could use filaments to form expressions and stuff.

Suggestion 2016/07/01(Fri)01:02 No. 733013 ID: d035ee
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I agree with the literal void idea. Maybe like this, but cat-shaped.

manikin-type body with interchangeable limbs that float in a constellation around us when not in use. includes a wide array of masks for expression

A pile of kittens of different hues and patterns. Joined at the tails in fullon cat-king mode.

A different kitten is the speaker depending on what's being vocalized.

I like the mannequin idea, except it's hollow and there are holes in it. Or entire sections missing (but it still moves as if connected).

No matter what form we take I think a fun gimmick might be to have a floating heart above our forms head that states whoever we like most at any given moment. (I imagine it is currently Wretch.) but if we find another cool God it might give it some incentive to be even more awesome to get back in our heart.

Nah, that would show our afiliations too much >>733035
Spaace cat, with stars in our body, a catshaped wormhole mang
Every so often a comet or whatever passes through

Suggestion 2016/07/01(Fri)04:39 No. 733040 ID: b14e18
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Guys, guys, guys. Guys. OBVIOUSLY we gotta go with a screen face.

(Alternatively, make the screen part the spacey-looking bit and do something else with the rest of the body. Maybe white with little black specs, like an inverted night sky?)

>>733037
That is exactly the point though so far this game hasn't really been about diciving enemies and with Spit as an looming threat it would help to bring any of the people we ally with closer to us because it is literally wearing our heart on our sleave. (Though I might really just want to see Wretch blush.) :P

Yeah, i'm for the whole 'cat-humanoid-shaped-void' idea too, but we gotta be a cat or catperson, gotta keep the theme going

maybe a cat with a screen where eyes would usually be? dunno

I think it would be thematically appropriate that instead of being a cat-person, we were shaped like an actual cat.

>Given that the board is mostly humans, and all.

Radio 2016/07/01(Fri)05:40 No. 733047 ID: cd6ffd
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There you go, it's a void-y cat person.

I'm so sorry about the tail. Also, I did mean to make the face a question mark, since it represents more than one person. I thought it would be neat for the face to actually be transparent, so that whatever is the backround is what comes through. Just throwing out an idea.

>>733005
>>732984
>>733045

All My Yes If we can combine this shit!

Lets add some amorphousness to it too, we are a god after all.

I'm seeing... A flowing Cat shaped hole in existence with an ever changing number of stretching tentacles that spring forth from wherever we desire.

>>733047
This is good.

>>733047
>>733048
void cat with transparent details is cool, maybe a screen face with which to better emote.
how about multiple morph-able tails instead of random tentacles?

Wretch already said we're being boring just being called Void. Actually being made of void would probably just be that much more boring!

>>733042
>>733040
Actually if we go with screen face or shaped star face instead of a floating heart we can just make it with our face.

>>732984
>>733040
I would like a fusion of the two, but with the ability to bring for real things from the screen tentacles.
From the void itself comes creations.
The void is a horror constantly growing and changing.
I think it'd be great if the void could reflect the kindness and the horror of existence, able to relatively easily change owo

Oh hey Wretch, so I take it you didn't put the note with the knife we found or anything.

So um... what is up with quests? Who's won the tcp thing the most? And what's the point of the kill command really

loving the shaped void idea and ALSO the masks idea so let's do shaped void with tons of floaty masks we can change out at will!!

Suggestion 2016/07/01(Fri)09:28 No. 733064 ID: 350a50
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The idea of a display/screen face is growing on me. (sort of like pic related, but more cat-shaped)

I also like the reverse-night-sky theme, white void with black stars. Maybe throw in some tentacles just because.

the void idea is wonderful! though personally i would add the quality of being a bit unnerving/hard to look at for very long. voids are inherently disconcerting and weird, right?

maybe instead of a literal body-shape we're a kind of hermaeus mora/andross/-master hand sort of deal with body parts and hand-cursors fading into and out of existence as needed?

>>733073
>Quality of being a bit unnerving/hard to look at for very long.
People stare into the void (us) and the void (us) stares back into them.

>>733064
I too like the idea of a reverse void

>>733047
I like this idea.

WARDEN 2016/07/01(Fri)18:30 No. 733145 ID: bf22e8
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MIGHT I SUGGEST

ULTRA GALAXY BLACK HOLE HEAD FORM

>>733145

This looks awesome!

Riotmode 2016/07/01(Fri)18:39 No. 733149 ID: 9f3729
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An alternative suggestion.

>>733149
To clarify, there's like dozens of these and we each control one.

>>733145
Sure, I can get behind that.

>>733149
>>733150
Riotmode, I can't think of any feasible line of thought that'd lead you to want our godly avatar to take the form of a collective of little Jotaro hats running around, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it.

>>733145
On a more serious note, this looks fucking excellent. Appropriately mysterious, and while the orbs floating around it lend to that effect and make it more spooky overall, the bright colors of the eyes give it a more approachable appearance.
Getting a very 'Deoxys' vibe from its overall body shape for some reason. Hell, that'd actually work pretty well with the ideas some people are having; Deoxys was able to transform its arms from what were usually tentacles into normal arms with functioning digits. Oh man, can we have long, flowy tentacle arms like the Hydra Vulgaris suggested earlier? That'd be dope. Then when needed they can just morph into hands, which kinda fits with the suggestion of being an amorphous void-ball.
I have a habit of coming up with explanations or suggestions for things when given a general idea of their purpose or appearance, and god damn do I love space-themed things. Real good job with that art, Warden; this was fun to think about.

>>733156
All sentiments agreed with.

>>733156
What if the arms are 4 linked together tentacles, with the ends of each forming one of the fingers?

>>733145
This is what I'd like. I vote for th-
>>733156
>Plus Deoxys shape changing arms.
.....combine these and that's what I'll vote for.

>>733159
That could be cool. Not quite sure what you mean, though; would the tentacles have a webbing between them, or some other form of linking?

>>733162
Rather, they merge to form arms with hands, or split apart from the fingers into four tentacles.

>>733159
>>733162
Okay, scratch that previous post, I see what you mean. Yeah, that was kind of what I was envisioning. Either that or just straight-up super-long jellyfish-esque tendrils when not being used, then they can be morphed into arms.

>>733145
I change my vote for this. This is magnificent.

>>733145
Maybe with cat ears if we're goind with the theme?

>>733173
Oh, yeah, good call. Was gonna mention that in the other post, but then I got caught up on the arms.

RedGreenBlue 2016/07/01(Fri)21:54 No. 733192 ID: 93244f
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I'm too late but i wanna submit a design anyway

>>733145
Well since my Mannequin idea is doomed to failure now, I may as well vote for this as a secondary.

I really would like to avoid going too voidsy though because I still think Wretch isn't going to like it.

True friends accept you no matter how you look- it's okay if she thinks we look dumb, we are who we are and what anyone else thinks about it is unimportant honestly let Wretch feel however she wants

True friends accept you no matter how you look- it's okay if she thinks we look dumb, we are who we are and what anyone else thinks about it is unimportant honestly let Wretch feel however she wants

>>733192
I do like it, but I think I prefer Black Hole Head up there.

mortis 2016/07/01(Fri)22:26 No. 733203 ID: 32d627
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You are VOID, affectionately dubbed Voidsy by your new best friend. Your new body is composed of the void of space itself, stars twinkling from within your infinite mass. Your arms seem to be able to mold themselves into anything you desire, though paws feel most comfortable. Your face is made of a hard, plastic mask- morphing into anything you feel appropriate. Additional masks float around a ring orbiting your body, warm to the touch. Even though your body is segmented in half, you appear to be able to move around normally.

You appear to be nowhere in the most literal sense of the word- without a physical place in space.

WRETCH: DAMN DUDES
WRETCH: NOT BAD TBH
WRETCH: FUCKKKkkkKK

>>733203
that's what i'm talkin about

>>733203
I want to hug it

>Voidsy: Strike a sexy pose.

>>733205
Hug self and then pose for wretch
Yeah you like?

>>733206

>>733207

Yes, do it. Seduce the sexy slime. Let's have god sex!

>>733211
we are over the phone, you crazy.

send wretch pose pic thou

hey we have a responsibility to the cat friends, no sense in getting ourselves distracted now

we just met this person why are you trying for sex already

ive never gotten my dick wet once and yet i am still not this desperate for it

>>733205

You'd probably pass right through it, honestly, it is a void.

Can we walk and talk? There is still the matter of the last treasure to attend to. If these treasures are fundamental things, like the communicator, we should get them ASAP.

>>733216
it is our duty to fuck the slimegirl

Let's avoid pursuing the idea of sexual intercourse with that of godlike beings and just stick to, uh, normal things, like summoning cats and going on adventures.

>>733223
Please calm yourself

>>733224

>>733224
Would a friendly hug count as normal? If so, let's hug instead.

>>733206
DO IT

>>733223
Please calm yourself

>>733213
We could have kinky off screen(or on) phone sex though.

can we stop the Great Tgchan Sex Discourse of 2016 and like. make plans to hang with wretch some other time so we can wrap this adventure up? our tcps probably wanna go home.

>>733203
swappable masks.
oh man, we have the potential to be genuinely spoopy (à la Hexadecimal from Reboot)

anyhoo we should totally inform the TCPs about these developments lest they get worried

>>733241
it is adorable that you think this is somehow unique to 2016

>>733239
no like i'm saying stop we wont do that ever

>>733248
Or you know. We could, instead.

>>733249
I stand with you brother.

>>733248
And I'm saying you're a complete buzzkill.

use new form to hug tcps

Phone sex with the viscous vixen. Do it.

>>733249
>>733254
And my axe!

>>733203
I'm only just now able to reply and oh my goodness we are beautiful. Good job everyone, and thank you based mortis.

okay there are some people who like the slime form of the wretch that's understandable.
Can we not turn the thread into a complete trainwreck because of this please?

>>733289
Please this is barely as bad as the American political system. Just two completely opposite opinions fighting for their side of an argument. At least we have someone to sort out which one wins I the end.

>>733267
Okay but we're a collective and not all of the collective is into it so it wouldn't exactly be consensual

Yeah let's not neglect our poor TCPs, we made them we're responsible for them.

>>733296
Generally majority rules on TGchan so it becomes consensual if the majority is in favor of an action.

>>733297
I am amused that this rationale gets used everytime someone has a questionable idea. Usually a cultist of Slaanesh.

I'm going to vote AGAINST instant sexual activity, though a pose or two is fine. But life isn't all play, and we need to get to work.

>>733298
Let us spread hereasy my brothers!!

Don't fuck Wretch this soon, have some restraint

>>733299

what kind of name is wax anyway? can you tell us more about them?

>>733299
Yyyeah, I just wanted to get back at Wretch for the tongue teasing, we have work to do.

A pose and a "You like?" quip is plenty. Then we both have stuff to get to. Only so long before spit shows up and ruins everything.

At least take her to dinner and the movies first...

>>733307
I'm all for operation; phonesex with slimegirl, but there's a time and a place, and right now we have a potential war to prepare for.

mortis 2016/07/02(Sat)18:54 No. 733311 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Do you like it?
WRETCH: yea dudes its fucking SICK
WRETCH: yr all cool shit like me now
WRETCH: morphin buddies

VOID: Can we have sex?
WRETCH: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
WRETCH: i wanna but no
WRETCH: idk if you noticed voidsy but you dont really like
WRETCH: exist where i exist yknow
WRETCH: yr not physical
WRETCH: no clue how to fix that either so yr kind of in a no fuck zone
WRETCH: plus ive never fucked a collective before and i have like
WRETCH: no fuckin clue if yall want that

VOID: Can we keep talking while checking in on our TCPs?
WRETCH: yea just have a cat keep yr communicator on
WRETCH: we wont be able to see eachothers faces if you go focus on yr lil guys but we can still talk and shit

VOID: Who's Wax?
WRETCH: the big guy
WRETCH: the head honcho
WRETCH at least in our lil group anyway
WRETCH: idk i dont talk to it much
WRETCH: it freaks me out

Well let's focus on our kitties then, and then let's head back to our land. We need to build defenses

Yeah, we should probably get this adventure wrapped up and the tcp's back to base so the limit raises.

>WRETCH: morphin buddies
No, we're Mighty Morphin Buddies! ;3

So the face is sort of like my mannequin's face so I'm happy with that, actually. I guess we probably gotta manually mold it to fit any prank markerings though, if we can find a way to physically manifest it.

Or we could just do photos, if Wretch or something messages us a drawn-on photo, we morph to it.
>WRETCH: [Wax] freaks me out
Same for Fallow?
>WRETCH: the big guy
Is it just important, or like, physically bigger than you guys?

Don't we like, spawn shit into existance?
If we dealt with spit first, so we like, don't get eaten...
WE COULD TOTALLY MAKE A (fucking) PORTAL!
Mission Accepted.

Manifest two faces on the same mask, one drooling and one nervous/serious, separated by an (aesthetic) crack
"Some of us want it, some of us don't, but we'll come around eventually"

By aesthetic, i mean it would be a marking that looks like a crack without actually being one

Oh man does this mean we can make puzzles and shit of ourselves now too

Little nervous now, it took us a long time to grab the communicator, spit could already of ducked shit up. Any other treasure we need to get?

>>733344
I'd be absolutely surprised if Wax allowed that in his game.

>>733398
If not then pfft moar people to eliminate.

If Spit really becomes aa problem we might be able to summon Superman TCP.

>>733398
Better idea, maybe two masks could serve as the two faces, one lustful/happy and the other nervous/serious? I'm personally in favor of phonesex or real sex at some point in the future, if not now, but i know there are those that aren't

>>733311
I'm not sure I'm loving the face all that much (perhaps it a bit too... singular? for a collective of anonymous chaotics. I would have preferred no face or maybe a blank mask, but that's probably just me), but I gotta say, really good design choice for the body. Fucking badass to be frank.

Now, for our next plan of action, there doesn't seem to be much do do here. We should go back to the game and move our tiny cat people back to our environment so they can utilise the new shit they got. Also figure out a better trade/interaction route between the Wretch's environment and our own.
From there, we can figure out a plan of how to get stronger to protect our cats.

How does Spit kill gods? (maybe save this for an extradimensional physics lesson at some later point) Unless there's anything specific you wanted to warn us about, I think we're done here. We need to get our kitties back to base so we can start fortifying.

>>733344
I don't think we can spawn things inside the... emptiness.

>>733413
When we have really big arguments like before we can show masks arguing with each other.

mortis 2016/07/03(Sun)15:25 No. 733449 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Some of us are unsure on the sex thing.
WRETCH: take yr time voidsy
WRETCH: if you ever agree on it and get a body hit me uppppp
WRETCH: ill show you dudes a good time uVVVo

VOID: Does Fallow scare you as well?
WRETCH: nah
WRETCH: fallows a big softie to a fault
WRETCH: got its shit wrecked real hard in its own pantheon
WRETCH: yknow like a pantheon is a group of us in one area
WRETCH: some other fucks over there messed it up permanently
WRETCH: kinda just sits around quietly now
WRETCH: its pretty fucking sad really

VOID: What do you mean by "the big guy?"
WRETCH: wax like
WRETCH: made me and most of the rest of this pantheon along with its buddy wane
WRETCH: wanes not around anymore but
WRETCH: wax is the dude you dont want to fuck with

VOID: Couldn't we just make a portal?
WRETCH: nah
WRETCH: you dont exist in like
WRETCH: catspace either
WRETCH: yr just kind of nothing right now
WRETCH: again no clue how that works so fuckkkk

VOID: How does Spit kill gods?
WRETCH: well good news is she cant kill you guys yet
WRETCH: because yr body isnt in the same place me n her are
WRETCH: but she can still make a fuckin mess of your shit
WRETCH: she usually kills gods by devourin em though
WRETCH: its nasty

VOID: Does this mean we can make puzzles of ourselves?
WRETCH: game does that automatically i think so
WRETCH: i guess but idk

VOID: We should probably get back to our TCPs.
WRETCH: yea we gotta get movin to keep from super bitch wrecking our shit
WRETCH: any last questions before we get goin???

Haha cool wax and wane
Is there a full and a new?

So what do you think needs the most improvement in our territory, and how does expanding it work?

Do you know what sort of moves Spit usually likes to make, when she starts moving in on someone's territory and their cats? Do you remember what sort of things seemed to make newbies last a bit longer against her in the past, and what do you non-newbies do to keep her at bay, just stay out of her way?

Also, is there anything we need to know about territory? We want to join ours to yours, but aside that scenario, can it overlap, or is it always one person's or another's or no-one's? Can you push your territory over someone else's to take it over, and if so how do you stop that sort of thing?

More thinking ahead: We're going to let you take your fair share of the limit, but when we eventually get back to making more TCP ourselves, it'll probably be a good idea to make one that's pretty strong. And we'd like to be able to tell strong ones if and when we encounter them. Do you know what kinds of TCPs are good for defending themselves and others? Like, personally, I was wondering about TCP derived from the states of matter.

And finally... if we can't get together physically, is there anything else you'd like that we could arrange...?

Is it possible for a god to enter another pantheon? If so, would that put us in the same place as you? Might be something to ask wax about. Also, we need to befriend Fallow ASAP.

>>733458
yeah
ALSO, wretch, please dont make a weapon tcp :( it hurts them far too much, if you want to fight spit its better to make a durable one and arm them anyway

It would be good to know who we can talk to with the communicator. (Spit, and Wax specifically.)

>>733459
Oh, wait, that would probably be a pretty horrible idea because of spit wouldn't it

omg do we blush dark blue? That's adorable

>>733464

"How do we use this communicator besides just you being able to call us" is probably a good question, yes. So, Wretch, what all can we do with this communicator?

Oh, and do you have any questions for us? If not, and if that's everything, then bye for now, talk to you again later, bitch ♡

>Last questions.
When can we meet face to face?

Yeah, i'd say it's your turn; if you have any questions about us, now's the time to ask.

>>733483
This

Yeah, i'm sure she wants to know something more about us than just name and appearance and she sated our curiosity, so it's just polite to return the favor.

mortis 2016/07/04(Mon)12:36 No. 733650 ID: 32d627
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VOID: Is there a Full and a New as well?
WRETCH: what
WRETCH: no
WRETCH: our pantheons just me, grind, spit, rein, wax, and alloy now
WRETCH: wane and velvet ate shitttt
WRETCH: aka they got Ate

VOID: Is it possible for a god to enter another pantheon?
WRETCH: yeah happens all the time other places
WRETCH: ours has been kinda fucked for a long time though

VOID: How does territory work?
WRETCH: uh not sure
WRETCH: spit always burned everything down before i could ever figure it out

VOID: What's your plan for TCPs?
WRETCH: im gonna make a food one cause theyre super useful
WRETCH: probably a weapon to keep shit safe
WRETCH: standard shit

VOID: How do we use this communicator?
WRETCH: uhhh did you find the outgoing module
WRETCH: communicator has two parts n if you dont have the outgoing you cant make calls
WRETCH: only receive em
WRETCH: good news is i can call you wheneverrrrr cause only newbies gotta find their communicators and shit
WRETCH: once youve find em in a game once you get em forever
WRETCH: so at least theres that

VOID: When can we meet face to face?
WRETCH: idk voidsy
WRETCH: if i knew id tell you but like you dudes arent even "real" yet
WRETCH: as soon as thats possible then

VOID: Do you have any questions for us?
WRETCH: uh yeah a couple
WRETCH: what like. what do you go by because us gods can be whatever the fuck
WRETCH: like i dig bein a girl so i use she n shit but what do yall want me to use
WRETCH: oh and like
WRETCH: most of us have domains yknow like. im the god of chaos and shape
WRETCH: you dudes can pick whatever you want for that too
WRETCH: once you answer that we should probably get goin

Void, Creation, Adoration, and Malice uwu

Any pronouns are fine with me/we. Our pronouns will shift a lot as a collective, and each facet will express itself differently. Even our domains will likely chance. Only void will remain constant I suppose, and creation.

As a collective, I think a gender-neutral plural would work for us. They, them, etc. As for our domain, I don't really know. Maybe since we seem to care for our cats more than most, we could be Protection or Care or some such?

They/them pronouns work. Double works I guess since we don't have a set gender AND we're a collective. But anything's fine I guess, except maybe "it". (If only because "it" makes sentences confusing.)

>>733651
we a collective, literally refer to is as w/e

>WRETCH: what like. what do you go by because us gods can be whatever the fuck
>WRETCH: like i dig bein a girl so i use she n shit but what do yall want me to use

I think we're pretty definitively a "them". Both and neither. Don't think we'd mind being called "it", either, some people get offended at that but who cares right?

>WRETCH: oh and like
>WRETCH: most of us have domains yknow like. im the god of chaos and shape
>WRETCH: you dudes can pick whatever you want for that too

Well, based on our chosen appearance and behaviour thus far... I'd say we're the god/s of EMPTINESS and IDENTITY. We are masks with no face, act without actors. We are a living pretense that covers a nothingness characterized by its hungers, not only for food and pleasure but for being and passion and personhood. Being hunger we understand hunger and so we are tender hearts to those who suffer their lives in lack and loss and yearning for more.

So we like warm hugs and making friends and enemies and seeing that empty holes get filled, winky cat face

>WRETCH: what like. what do you go by because us gods can be whatever the fuck
>WRETCH: like i dig bein a girl so i use she n shit but what do yall want me to use
You can call us whatever you want to call us, babe. ;3

they or it works for pronouns, and i'm seconding our domains being IDENTITY and PROTECTION.

>WRETCH: what like. what do you go by because us gods can be whatever the fuck
>WRETCH: like i dig bein a girl so i use she n shit but what do yall want me to use
Don't give a shit, they/them probably makes the most sense considering there's a whole bunch of us, but we also tend to act as a single entity so it really doesn't matter. In other words; whatever you want baby~ ;)

>WRETCH: oh and like
>WRETCH: most of us have domains yknow like. im the god of chaos and shape
>WRETCH: you dudes can pick whatever you want for that too
I'd like to go for FRIENDSHIP and PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER, but I doubt we'll reach a consensus anytime soon, you might wanna get back to us on that once we've figured out what we want to do more.

Is there any advantage to using a weapon TCP over just making a really beefy (wall, shield, muscle, etc.) TCP and then giving it some really nice weapons? Also, where are you? I'm guessing there's the TCP world, your "real" world, and wherever it is that we are, but are there any other worlds? Is there anything physical where you are?

lets use they/them, and how about IDENTITY and UNCERTAINTY.

>WRETCH: what like. what do you go by because us gods can be whatever the fuck
Bunch of the collective seems to be male, but there are also females, its, and theys. Consensus is normally "Whatever floats your boat," so if you feel like just using "Dudes" in place of every pronoun, that's perfectly fine :P

For a theme I feel like LIMINALITY and THAT WHICH IS NOT would be fitting for The Void.

Also I like using they, and them, for our pronouns since we are like probably a bunch of different genders all the time.

We can be the space between endings and beginnings, the kindness of the crule, and the nothing that defines the something.

>>733665
party

Pronouns: 'Whatever floats your boat'.

Domains: Love, Mirth, Camaraderie

>WRETCH: most of us have domains yknow like. im the god of chaos and shape
Oops I missed this one.
Variety and Quantity. Things in mass and not-quite-copies.

Emptiness, Kindness, Creation and well Void, duh!

They/them because collective

>>733650
A god of space and creation!

We are a collective, so you can use they, them, etc.

>>733650
Pronouns can be anything she wants, really. I do like the idea of getting it on with her. She seems nice enough.

As for TCPs, making stuff like a food tcp could be good (maybe ask wretch for some tips). And a rather crazy idea: we could make a tcp that can manipulate gravity or who is really sticky, cover him on durable and sharp stuff, then go full katamari damacy armor on whoever dares to fight us.

No idea what kind of domain we could be, but probably something more diplomatic and friendly. Don't confuse our friendliness with weakness though.

>pronoun
they
>domain
TIME and SPACE

>>733650
"they" makes the most sense for a collective. Most of us are dudes I'm pretty sure though.

Domain should be Emptiness and Darkness.

Insanity, wisdom, discord and cohesion. I'm not sure what to call it, but we put our corruption in these vessels and come out stranger. The sort of insanity that is meant to keep people STABLE, if that makes any sense.

Also, I'm gonna vote "intersex" on this; I'm not sure what Void has in place of a gender, but it's probably bent towards @#$%ing girls.

They, we, for conversation.
But him, her, Whatever could work too.
We can be Whatever you want.
We Have Tenticals.

Space and Creation.

They
Union and Discord

discord and plotting, i say.

>>733780
gon go with this one

(Sorry folks, no updates for a while. Mortis's computer's dead for the time being and we don't know when we can get it fixed.)

>>733780
We are clearly the god of unity and discord. Thats not even a suggestion, it is a statement of fact.

Asking for pronouns is a bit pointless, we're not even a single entity to be referred towards and no individual of us is going to be personally involved or things are going to get super weird. Thanks for trying to be politically correct, though, I guess. Unity and discord are cool with me.

>>734027
>we're not even a single entity to be referred towards

We just gained a body. We objectively have a corporeal form to be referred to. That's what this whole thing is about.

>>734033
Sure, and it's literally a customized puppet for us to talk through. That's a bit like posting on a forum and demanding that your avatar be recognized as a separate being.

>>734037
>Sure, and it's literally a customized puppet for us to talk through.
So like a regular human body is?

>>733203
I ain't gonna disgrace the thread with this banter anymore but the linked post clearly states the physical properties of our bodily construct. This is kinda silly, man cmon.

>>733780
I'm on board with this.

>>734027
How do you propose she refer to us though? Substituting all pronouns with our name is clunky, and they is fitting because there's more of us anyway. Short of answering "all y'all", I have no ideas.

>>734298
But that's adorable, and you know it.

>Asking for pronouns is a bit pointless, we're not even a single entity to be referred towards
Groups do have a set of pronouns: the plural "they/them/themselves/you". (Fun fact: "You" used to be exclusively plural, with the singular form being "thou". Quakers wrote tracts about the pernicious influence of the spreading singular "you" on society.)

...Though I'm kind of liking the idea of being addressed as "y'all".

>>734443
Yes that's why asking for pronouns is pointless, groups only have the one set.

We're called void but that's just a persona. Our true interests are PROTECTION and KNOWLEDGE

>>733674
>>733701
Remember guys, we can always just answer "Whatever floats your boat" and each person we encounter can just choose whether to refer to us as a he, she, they, it, or whatever else themselves.

mortis 2016/07/17(Sun)14:25 No. 736485 ID: 32d627
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You are VOIDSY, lesser deity of IDENTITY and DISCORD. From now on your pronouns as a collective will be THEY/THEM.

WRETCH: alright looks like yr good to go
WRETCH: yr pretty sick voidsy
WRETCH: lets try to win this thing together okay?? you n me forever
WRETCH: ill stay on the line with you while you check in on yr kitties
WRETCH: dont eat too much shit out there uVVVo


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