Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)13:10 No. 86802 ID: fb5d8e
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I wake up to the movements of Iesgip, who is hastily putting her clothes on.
The first rays of sun barely peak through the leaf roof outside.

I feel heavy and strained.. I must've eaten too much yesterday.
I was sooo hungry though.

Ooh, mornings, my nemesis..!

>>86802
Chat with Iesgip as you get up. Should help you accept morning more easily, and let you learn more about someone you work with.

>>86802
Were you two being...naaaaaughty?

Naaaaaaa~ked~

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)13:26 No. 86812 ID: fb5d8e
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Naaaughty? Naaaah, I don't swing that way. I'm strictly into boys.. preferably boy-on-boy..

"Hmm.. Why're you up so early, Iesgip?"
"O-oh, did I wake you up? Sorry. I have to get up early to get fresh ingredients for breakfast. Everyone counts on a good meal in the morning."

>>86812
You seem very blaise about the fact that you now seem to have voices in your head huh? Makes you wonder how Ridder gets along ehh?

>>86812
Wait, she wakes up early to do breakfast for you all?

Thank her for that. You know you wouldn't get up early and go outside in the morning cold to gather ingredients every day, right?

Realize that Iegsip's delicious flat chest makes her look like a really cute guy.
Blush furiously.

>>86817
Not to mention that six-pack.

Contemplate asking Iesgip about her workout regime.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)13:44 No. 86827 ID: fb5d8e
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Eewwww~ I hate female-to-male gender bending.. It's so gross. She would be pretty hot if she was a guy, but, she's a girl.. ..What a waste..

But yeah, I wouldn't get up early like this. I'd rather go a little hungry.

"Thanks for the effort, Iesgip."
"Don't thank me. I'm just doing my part in the good fight. You do your best on your duties too, okay? See you later."

>>86827
Well then obviously you need to get ahold of a similar potion used on you.

Except instead of changing species it would change gender~

>>86827
>Eewwww~ I hate female-to-male gender bending..
That blush says otherwise~

But anyways... you may as well get up now.
I suppose you could have a look around this place if noone else is up.
Or maybe you could help with breakfast~

>>86827
So you do like your guys a little refined though? What do you think about Ridder ehh? Rather fetching in that new armor getup he has now.

>>86827
lets relax for a few minutes
and daydream
about Ridder
and his rock hard muscles
and his rock hard~ OH breakfast is ready

Im going to offer an action that isnt slightly pathetic

Get dressed, tell us about yourself

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)14:19 No. 86856 ID: fb5d8e
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Riddeerrr~ Oh yes~ He is fantastic.
Isn't he just so dashing and chivalrous? He's like a knight straight out of a fairy tale.
I'm so happy I get to be with him!
All he needs is just a sweet innocent prince to pair with and the picture will be complete~

>>86856
I can see your daydream. Who's that other dude?

oh god what have we done

I mean... hi.

Contemplate equipment and supplies needed for spying on the bad guy.

Awfully wholesome fantasy you have there, little one. After your I WANNA SEE TONGUE bit in the tavern it's nice to see something that's just true love and embracing a lover in one's arms.

>>86856
Ironic, would you believe that our primary previous job experience is not in saving the world, but in matchmaking?

>>86859
Also, it would be nice to know what you are good at [or at least, think you are good at]. I have a worry that Ridder might run out of things for you to do, since he doesn't have a 'thieving' mindset.

>>86873
So she'll just have to anticipate for things he won't think of and do them in advance.
Like disrupting supply lines, stealing artifacts, defamation...

>>86856
You know there is a surviving member of Malto royalty left. He may not have a kingdom anymore but he's still an innocent prince! Maybe we could help you out with some matchmaking for Ridder, I'm sure he and the Malto prince would hit it off!

>>86889

... Innocent?

Well, I guess that technically there are a number of specific crimes of which he is currently innocent...

>>86856
What about Ridder and Timotei? :3c

Anyway, stop daydreaming, it's tome to get to work! Get some clothing on, you cat burglar!

>>86892
I don't know that he has actually done anything illegal which he was not promptly punished for, vis a vis tossed out of places on his ass.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)15:28 No. 86905 ID: fb5d8e
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Oooh, that's just this guy I met before Ridder saved me. He had this prince-y air about him, so he's a placeholder for now.. Perhaps until we find that surviving royalty~
Oh, the knight saving the lost survivor of his bloodline. It's absolutely perfect!

Alright, clothes.. Me and Iesgip worked pretty late last night to put this together. We had the idea of camouflage through disguising your form.. and then we talked about what to do if you were seen anyway.
So with this I am a terrible ghost!

My strengths are sneaking and breaking and entering. Sometimes I do a bit of pursecutting, but it's not my main line of work.
For equipment I have a trust dagger with a few empty bags to stuff.

>>86905
So is that all of it? Or do you wear things under that?

Also how are you adjusting to being a cat, I imagine it to be rather itchy at first.. and the tail must be an interesting addition.

>>86905
>pursecutting
I heard
>purrsecuteing

>>86905
first things first... awesome disgeise, is there more to it

How was dinner with Ridder?

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)16:02 No. 86927 ID: fb5d8e
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Should there be more to it? I got fur now. That's like clothing. Iesgip doesn't wear alot either..
I barely feel my tail. I think learning to control it will be like learning to move your nostrils, or wiggle your ears. Though when I squeeze my butt together real tight I think it moves.

Might want to get some pants, more pockets that way.

Also, can you turn around? It's kind of hard to see your tail.

>>86856

Is that...

Nah.

Couldn't be.

>>86905

Needs some work. It'll work if you're fast and stay out of sight, but otherwise, you're going to have to figure out a way to work on a scary voice.

Or something.

Another suggestion would be to find some animals and use their bones to add some spooky sounds to it or something.

On that note, perhaps you should stop running around in itty bitty kitty panties and get some actual clothes on.

Sound like a plan?

I see well if you don't believe more is needed then it probably isn't.
anyway, it may take some time before breakfest is ready... so yeah...I don't know... wonder if Ridders up yet? maybe we go should check...I guess.

>>86927
I think Ridder may get just a little 'anxious' if he's going to be ridding you around in his lap, with so little cloth to separate the two of you.

Kobalds arn't much for clothes anyway, some people have troubles telling the differences between males and females even so the clothing differences help in that case.

Also, a belt or pockets of some kind could be handy, perhaps a kilt or skirt made up of pockets.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)16:17 No. 86943 ID: fb5d8e
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Don't worry! This cloak is lined with pockets on the inside, and if Ridder's uncomfortable with my body, I'll just close it around me.

Speaking of that sweet knight, I'll go check on him.
Hm, not in the warroom.

>>86943
Sticks you should use your attire to your advantage. If you could get Ridder all riled and on edge just imagine how cute he'd be. Blushing and biting his lip and all. It'd be that much easier to imagine him with his perfect lover, don't you agree~?

>>86943
Cloth isn't really that protective.

May I suggest a leather bustier with matching thong?

>>86943
Go up on the balcony, pull on the candleholder thing, and go into the secret room.


are those things called candleabras? Can't remember.

>>86945
YES.

>>86943
Check his room. This early I doubt he'd be up.

On a side note, dear god, we have a literally furry yaoi fangirl.

>>86953
Don't forget how short she is... that only adds more fetishistic layers.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)16:28 No. 86956 ID: fb5d8e
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Guys, I'm not your dress up doll. Me and Iesgip worked very hard on this and I'm going to keep wearing it.

Speaking of shortness however..

>>86956
Cats can jump awesomely high.

WELL?
USE YOUR STICKS.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME.
THAT WAS LIKE THE WHOLE POINT.

>>86956
Oo, that's gotta suck. Try jumping, if you can't reach, try rope. If you haven't any rope, see if the Goblin is awake. If not, See if any uv da boyz iz awake.

>>86956
... well uh... can you parkour it.

>>86956
You're a cat, come on. Surely you've got some hops in you.

>>86956
Either CATLIKE JUMPING or, you know, your namesake.

>>86960
PARKOUR IS NOT A VERB THANK YOU SIR AND GOOD DAY

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)16:39 No. 86966 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh yeah.. Catfolk jump!

>>86956
I didn't say you had to wear it instead of your current gear. You could easily wear it underneath it.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)16:47 No. 86972 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh, he's still sleeping. Behind his desk no less... I don't see any bed around here, though. But couldn't he have gone down to sleep with the boys?

>>86972
Use all your sneaky prowess in thievery to sneak a peek at his 'weaponry', if you know what I mean.

Maybe he fell asleep before he had time. If only you were taller you could carry him down there, shoot.

YOUR RING! It transmits thoughts, right?
Listen real carefully and see if you can tune in to his thoughts. See what he's dreaming about.

Maybe he's dreaming about a lovely prince, too~ ♥

>>86972
See what he fell asleep doing. Unless he actually just sleeps at his desk for some reason.

>>86972
He doesn't strike me as the type to sleep with 'the boys'. Most likely, if he gets his own bed, he would put it in here.

...I'm really tempted to have you go 'ooga booga' to see if he wakes up.

>>86972
He just sleeps in his normal clothes? You're gonna have to work with Iesgip to make him some rad pajamas! With footies!
We should surprise him with them, let's get all his measurements done while he's still asleep.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)17:06 No. 86991 ID: fb5d8e
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Oohh, d'you really think I could look into his dreams with this ring on?
How can I do that? I wanna see..

Looks like he fell asleep writing some things.

Looks like private admissions of his fears with an undertone of inadequacy and mild self-loathing. Not sexy at all.

You should write a second letter taking about how great he is and leave it next to his other letter.

Check the letter out... you can tell him how silly his fears are later.

if you focus your mind it should work.
be it on the ring or through it I'm not sure but give it a shot.

>>86992
Are you kidding me that is the sexiest thing.

>>86992
That is fucking incredibly cute. You have to do it!

>>86992
Be sure to remind him that he's in need of a sweet innocent prince.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)17:32 No. 87012 ID: fb5d8e
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Alright, let's see.. Focus real hard on him or the ring..
Focusing..

Focusing..
Oooh, I can feel more of his thoughts..

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)17:35 No. 87015 ID: fb5d8e
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...Ooooh, wow. I thought Ridder was gonna be on top in any relationship, but I think I just found the perfect partner for him!

They're not saying anything.. There's obviously a looot of tension in the air.

Hot~[/i]

War flashbacks
Danger danger warning warning
Pull out now before he finds out what you're doing.

>>87015
This is terribly invasive and I don't think we should be doing this.

However, continue snooping. I want to see this.

>>87015
Preeeetty good chance that's his dad.

>>87019
Even better.

Keep watching, Sticks. You must see this to the end.

>>87015
Is that his dad? Or mom, perhaps? Northwalkers all look the same to me.

>>87028
I'm pretty sure that's his dad, or brother or some male. Reaver generally adds eyelashes to fairly androgynous characters ref: that female volto knight.

>>87034
Just gonna point out that I didn't know that was a chick until other people pointed it out.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)17:57 No. 87040 ID: fb5d8e
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The silence continues until the tall one raises his hand.

"March."

His word is repeated several times by other men, and all the soldiers around me come into motion.

"You actually said it..! If mother was here--"
"She would do exactly the same. Be quiet, pup. You are far too young to understand the true face of war."
"..."

>>87040
Sneak over to them and kneel down in front of the other Northwalker so he falls over you.

Look forward and see what you're marching towards.

>>87040
Don't interfere; just play along with the dream. You don't want to bring attention to yourself.

>>87040
Being in his dream, you are probably just an observer. ...unless you try to follow DREAM LOGIC and try to replace his spear with a trout or something.

Focus real hard and try to replace his spear with a trout.

Then eat it.

you might be able to edit the dream...
...
focus and make his something happen as a test.

>>87055
>>87051
This dream is not an irc channel.

I would suggest simply watching. It's probably more interesting than anything we can pull at this moment.

We probably don't want to interfere to much, for fear he could notice us and wake up.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)18:36 No. 87070 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, if I interfere he's bound to notice me.. I'd have to make it really worthwhile and sexy.

Let's see.. They're marching straight into an open field and now Ridder is approaching someone-- Ouch, dreamsequences are confusing.

"You wanted to see me?"
"Yes.. Your father told me about yesterday's incident."
"I already apologized."
"You have to remember that every time you question your father you are undermining his authority. That's not good for troop morale."
"I'm sorry. I did not think of that."
"You're still young. ..Did you ever think about the Far North, Ridder?"
"No.. Why? Do you want to go back?"

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)18:36 No. 87071 ID: fb5d8e
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"Perhaps.. It might be a much nicer place for you to grow up. Maybe you'll even learn to smile as good as you fight."
"..."

>>87070
Keep watching, but hey you're now a halfling again!

>>87070
...is that his mom? ...won't be very hard for you to imagine Ridder in a gay relationship if he hooked up with a female of his species, Sticks. Though I have no idea why I am supporting yaoi fangirl-ism.

>>87071
That would be mom. I assume Ridder has some parental issues messing with him or something.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)19:35 No. 87150 ID: fb5d8e
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"Yes, those were my parents."

..Oh! I've been found out!

"This dream returns occasionally, usually repeating the exact same sequence. It's the last time I saw them.. but I've dreamt it so often I don't know if it's real any more. I assume your presence is due to the ring's communication powers?"

>>87150
"Y-yeah...uhm.

...y'can try the same with me when I'm sleeping if y'think it's a fair punishment~"

>>87150
"No, it's love!"

"Y-yeah i didnt know exactly what would happen so I tried it..and..and you just looked so handsome I couldnt look away."

Wait, that's a terrible idea.

>>87150
We helped a somewhat Commander... we to were curious.

>>87150
Uh, you could hear us, Ridder?

Woah Ridder must have some serious mental discipline or something because I always wake up when I realize I'm dreaming.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)19:48 No. 87179 ID: fb5d8e
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"P-partially. The rings seems to transfer feelings rather than thought. I suspect that's why it's more effective in a dream."

So he caught all that incest and gay stuff?

"Y-yes. I'm sorry, Sticks. Now, please exit and wake me up."

Do what the man says!

...Just be sure to stand away from him when you wake him up.

>>87179
Awkward...

You know, this still doesn't clear up what exactly 'we' are, aside from some vaguely helpful/creepy voices.

>>87179
"Okay...but just be warned, I'm wearing that ghosty gear and underneath that, it's just panties..."

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)19:59 No. 87191 ID: fb5d8e
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I end my focus, and I'm right out back in the real world. ..Not that I left it, I guess, but I can see it again. If that makes sense.
I tap Ridder on the head a few times to wake him up.

"Hmn.. Ah, Sticks. Good morning. I apologize for oversleeping."
"You're.. You're not angry?"
"No, I appreciate that you wake me up. As your leader I am supposed to be awake first."
"..Do you even remember?"
"Remember what?"
"..Uh.."
"Wh-what happened, Sticks? Please tell me."

Might as well tell him, the more he knows about his subconscious the better.

>>87191
"We had crazy wild sex. In your dreams. Via the rings~

You rocked my world, Knight-thang."

>>87191
we were invaded by fire breathing orcs
they hit you on the head, i thought you were dead ;_;

tell him how handsome he was in the dream. do it, dooo iiiit~

>>87191
Just tell him that the ring lets you see into other people's dreams. Apologize for the intrusion.

>>87191
...Tell him he was talking to you in his sleep.
He said something about his parents but you didn't quite catch what he said.

It isn't technically a lie. :3c

Just... just tell him the ring allowed you to see into his dreams and talk to him while he was sleeping.

By the way, if I understand correctly, moving your tail should basically feel the same as having a tongue on your butt.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
GO
WILD

"Last night in our celebrations when we were having dinner together you got a little drunk and... well, you have sneaky fingers...!"

"I saw into your dream, where you were making out with Black Fang. I thought -- I thought you were upset at my prying. I didn't mean to."

"You agreed to try out Grek's invisibility potion, with me supervising. You have to undress first."

"Y-You told me you were going to teach me how to kiss... ♥"

>>87202
One of these! Voices in Ridder's head should agree with Sticks.

>>87206
Specifically, the last one.

Sticks 2009/12/06(Sun)20:17 No. 87224 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll tell him the truth.. but also push him in the right direction~

"Our rings allowed me to look into your dreams. I saw you talk with your father and mother.. then you found a prince, and you made love to him."
"..Interesting. I often dream of my parents, but the finding of a prince is new. Hmm.. Either way, I'd prefer you not to attempt this again. Dreams can be unreal and terrible. We don't know what effect it could have on you."

Tell him it was our idea.

"I think the last part was because I was there~"

>>87238
Don't tell him this, it'll only divert him from the gay path.

>>87224
Yeah, crazy headvoices take full responsibility for that.

>>87224
Ask him if he likes your costume.

k, next scene, let's get moving.

>>87272
Yes lets change the subject now.

>>87272
this

>>87224
"By made love I mean you really got into it, I think some of the things you did to that poor prince aren't even legal. You really destroyed him.
It's pretty weird actually, you went by all kinds of naked ladies in the dream barely noticing them but you immediately set about ravaging this prince once you saw him."

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)08:29 No. 87498 ID: fb5d8e
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"By made love I mean you really got into it, I think some of the things you did to that poor prince aren't even legal. You really destroyed him. It's pretty weird actually, you went by all kinds of naked ladies in the dream barely noticing them but you immediately set about ravaging this prince once you saw him."
"Y-yes, well, I assume that means I'm eager to find Malto's surviving heir. More than I thought it did."
"But why would you fuck him? And so hard?"
"St-sticks, please. Must we discuss this?"

I nod fervently.

"..Uhm.. What can I say.. I-I'm a young man with basic desires. It's unfortunate that it coincided with my apparent desire to find the prince."

>>87498
Okay, I think that's enough of that. Onwards!

>>87498
Damnit, Sticks, if you keep pushing him in that direction you'll never get to ride that cock.

>>87501
this

>>87501
You realize this is exactly what she wants right?

Uhhhhhmmm...

Yeah, I'm not really sure to say here Sticks...

Just remember, the role 'we' have planned for you may not be that of the passive observer in the future, I'm afraid 'we' already fill that position far to well.

Now that that is said, let us all be off. This line of conversation can wait for another time.

Dear sticks, stop making our protagonist gay

When we get back to Ridder I am so telling on you voices

Okay now embellish it with bizarre details. Add a ball gag, outlandish costumes and a weird location. See how far you can go before Ridder realizes you're messing with him.

>>87498
Sticks, drop the subject and just ask him how your costume looks.

>>87540
i like this actually
its better ridder knows we're messing

>>87540
Ball gag, jester hats, tutus, thigh-high leather boots, chainmail, magic 'wands', whipped cream, rope, featherdusters, ribbons...

Stop trying to make him gay, Sticks! Throw in some women. At least two women. Preferably both of them you.

>>87503
Are you sure she wouldn't preffer to be between the two?

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)13:42 No. 87664 ID: fb5d8e
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"Well, I'm gonna go see if breakfast's done yet~"
"Yes, very well. See if you can gather everyone as well so it doesn't fall on Iesgip again."

>>87585
No! RIDDER MUST BE GAY.

>>87684
No! Ridder must be bi.

He has to do Sticks in addition to anyone else!

>>87664
Maybe you can help Iesgip with breakfast?

Goddammit, why am I always the only one who wants the quest characters to stay straight...

Though I do admit this is hilarious.

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)14:54 No. 87729 ID: fb5d8e
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Breakfast passes without anything mention worthy. Everyone eats their food silently and treats eachother with respect. Guess everyone is still feelin' a bit awkward.
They'll just have to get to know eachother!

Afterwards I gather my equipment while Ridder gets suited up, and we leave the base.
Ridder's mount squawks happily at seeing its master.

"Are you ready?"
"Yeah, think so."
"Are you sure you don't have anything left to do before we leave?"

>>87729
Go to the bathroom before we leave. We're not pulling this bird over if you have to go.

>>87730
this

Ask to be excused. Say you need to use the "Laboratory". Say it in a Bela Lugosi accent.

>>87729
You seem pretty set, just one last inventory check to make sure you're good.

>>87729
I'm pretty sure he hasn't commented on your costume yet.

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)15:51 No. 87794 ID: fb5d8e
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Inventory check: Dagger, lockpicking stuff, a piece of string and a needle!

"Nope, I'm all set. Let's go!"
"Very good."

We mount the bird together. Ridder puts me in front of him, gently holding me in place with one hand.

As we move out we pass Nakraska talking to another kobold.

"It looks like a kobold wandered in here."
"Maybe it's his girlfriend."
"..Ah, it's female."
"Yeah.. Disappointing, isn't it?"
"..No, Sticks, I'm very happy for him. In any case it shows that I still know very little about him. In fact, I know little about any of my companions, including you."

>>87794
What about your sticks? You forgot your sticks!

Well sexy what do you want to know?

>>87799
>lockpicking stuff

>>87794
Tell him more about your past! Like, your family and stuff.

>>87794
That right there is thinly-veiled. Oblige him.

Uh, no, cut it out. All of you stop that. Quit ignoring the obvious security threat that will undoubtedly make this quest unnecessarily harder when Ridder gets back. You're all acting like you've never heard of illusion magic.

Go investigate that kobold before you leave and lose your base.

Have Ridder talk to the bolds.

>>87816
chillax bro black fang got dis
hes a one man army

>>87820
That's the sort of arrogance that has gotten Ridder in trouble in the past.

The few minutes investigating would delay you is by far worth the results of cautiousness. Even if it is nothing, the patience and discipline gained is invaluable, far more important than the blind adherence to an arbitrary schedule.

>>87794
On one hand, this could be a big security threat.
On the other hand, do we know that the 'bad guy' has kobolds under his employ? And should we suspect that this one is under such a contract?
On the third hand, we are controlling Sticks, so most concerns WOULD be on Ridder's crotch.
Ont he fourth hand... where did I get all these extra arms?

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)16:34 No. 87855 ID: fb5d8e
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"So I guess you're still wonderin' about about why I'm not planning to go back to the Burrows.."
"Perhaps."
"Wwweeeelll, I'm the daughter of a simple locksmith. Had a mundane but stable life ahead of me... But the duke had the cutest son.. Ofcourse he was gonna be married to some other duke's daughter... Sssssoooo I snuck into their mansion and kissed him the night before the wedding. Now I'm sort of wanted around there."
"Ah, I see. That's unfortunate. But surely it has been a long time. They must have forgiven you for a mere kiss by now."
"Ehrr..."

I used the term 'kiss' rather loosely..

>>87824

changing my vote to this

>>87855
Oh Sticks, you dog you - er, cat.

Hey, you could possibly visit the Burrows now one of these days, not like anyone is gonna recognize you - nya~

Might as well tell him, then.

As for the Kobold, it's his call. You might as well just ask Ridder if he'd prefer to stay just a few minutes to say hello to the guest, after all.

Either way, do you have anything planned for the trip? It's not that long of a journey like this but you should have something to talk about. You can ask Ridder intimate questions, like about his first kiss~

>>87862
On this note, have you ever thought about... returning to the scene of the crime, so to speak?
Might be feasible now that you've got a brand new look.

Put that one down in your life's "to do" list maybe.

>>87854
Actually yes, we do know that the 'Boss' has kobolds under his employ. Remember, we were told that the sick kobold girl was a result of the Boss' visit to the village. We have no reason to suspect that he didn't pick up or coerce some workers to join him there.

But it looks like our convenient two-way communication artifact has somehow become an inconvenient message-blocking device. Neat-o.

This being Knightmanticar Blades, we have to take the time to set up these two kobolds.

>>87855
How loosely?

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)16:58 No. 87902 ID: fb5d8e
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Leeet's just say that with the kissing there was a bit of 'hugging'.. Not doing that again, though! If there's gonna be such dire consequences I'd rather just watch.

"...So what about your first kiss?"
"I have not given it yet."
"So you're still a virgin, then?"
"Sticks.. please."

>>87902
Give him a kiss on the nose or the cheek or something.

>>87902
Tell him there's nothing to be ashamed about. He'll be sure to find the right person eventually.

>>87902
I think if you ever "hug" again, it'll involve a lot of yowling and a barbed member.

ENJOY YOUR NEW FORM, STICKS!

>>87902
This is making him obviously uncomfortable. Just tease him a bit more then lay off it for a while.

>>87902
Leave him alone, Sticks.

>>87902
I suppose that previous punishment explains your current hands off attitude. You're afraid arn't you Sticks?

Yes. Rather than teasing, you should be supportive. Given your tendency to rib him about it, it would catch him off guard.

"Boss, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure you'll find the right girl (or guy) someday. And I'm sure your first kiss will be magical and passionate. And I'm also sure you two will be very beautiful together. You shouldn't be embarrassed about it."

>>87902
So when you say 'dire consequences' you mean having sex with someone who's already taken, right? I'm sure you can get some 'hugging' done without getting in trouble. You just have to be a little more careful who you pick.

>>87923
this plus asking if there's anybody he's been interested in.

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)17:21 No. 87938 ID: fb5d8e
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Nah, I don't mind. Getting intimate myself just gives me way too much stress for it to be enjoyable, ya know? Besides, when I go for some boy-boy I get to enjoy it twice as much~
Been like this for quite a few years 'n I have no plans to change.

"Chief, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure you'll find the right girl (or guy) someday. And I'm sure your first kiss will be magical and passionate. And I'm also sure you two will be very beautiful together."
"Thank you, Sticks. I hope so too."

>>87938
Sticks you now have a secondary job get Ridder laid.

>>87943
and 'we' now have the secondary job to do the same for her.

Maybe if i shout loud enough Ridder will hear me

RIDDEEEEER RIDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

STAY AWAY FROM THE GAY

YOUR DREAMS, THEY DID NOT SWING THAT WAY

YOUR HEART IS STRONG

STRAIGHT SEX, NOT DONG

STAY AWAY FROM THAT FUCKING THONG

>>87938
what ever happened to dat gobblin back at South Tower...
oh gawd, sticks can hear me.

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)17:41 No. 87971 ID: fb5d8e
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It's a pretty short trip to the goblin settlement. Or maybe it just felt short being so close to Ridder. Heh!

We're quickly greeted by the guards upon arrival.

"Halt! Who goes there?"
"I am Sir Ridder. I must speak with your elder."
"R-Ridder? The man who controls Black Fang? Y-yes, sir, right away. I will tell the elder you're coming."

>>87971
While waiting, ask a passing goblin how things are going.

>>87977
Or while heading to the elder, anyway.

>>87971
While the goblin is informing the elder, ask another goblin how things are without the other village cutting trees so close.

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)18:06 No. 87981 ID: fb5d8e
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The elder is a decrepit old cook. I can hardly believe he's the leader around here, but then I look at the other goblins and I believe.
This place is a real dump..

"Dear ally, I would like to request of you a favor: Madam here is my personal spy. She will attempt to gain information on the man in the dungeon to the east's movements. Please provide a place for her to stay. She needs proper shelter, food and possibly equipment."
"Is.. Is it really necesarry?"
"Yes. This is of utmost important in the fight against that man, and therefor also in your struggle with the next settlement. All I am asking is your hospitality."
"Oh, I wouldn't dream of defying Black Fang.. She can stay. My people will take good care of her."
"Thank you, elder. I must leave now, but I will return in the evening to see how everything is going."

PREPARE AN AWESOME DINNER FOR WHEN HE GETS BACK
You don't have to make it yourself, but after you picked on him so much it'd be so romantic~
Besides you'd get to see that cute look on his face. You know, the one you can stick into all your fantasies of him?

>>87982
Spike it with aphrodesiacs.

>>87981
Introduce yourself to some of the gobbos. If you're working with them, they need to know who you are.

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)18:39 No. 87995 ID: fb5d8e
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"Alright, Sticks, I will be back at sunset. Ask these people anything. I will be responsible for you."
"Don't worry, chief! See you later."

Alright! I'll go introduce myse-

"Madam, I am Troggles. I'll be yer personal assissatant."

Sticks 2009/12/07(Mon)18:40 No. 87996 ID: fb5d8e
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"Nice to meet you, Troggles. I'm Sticks. Think you can make me a nice dinner for two?"
"Right away, madam."
"No, no, not right now. Later tonight, at sunset."
"Yes, alright."

>>87996
Hmm. Briefly scope out the camp for cute boys.

I predict there may be some Troggle Trouble in the near future.

Look for a herbalist.

Discreetly purchase aphrodisiacs.

Sneakily place in Ridder's food.

>>88009
and Black Fangs

>>88018
Considering who all is getting aphrodisiacs right now I would assume the local supply has to be dwindling.

I would suggest something more on task, like scouting for the enemy's encampment.

[tt]READ TROGGLES[/tt]
[tt]HUG STICKS[/tt]

//That was supposed to be a

tag

, wasn't it?

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)08:43 No. 88192 ID: fb5d8e
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Now where did you get the idea that I want to get in Ridder's pants? Sure he's an attractive fellow, but I just want to see him making out with a guy just as pretty.
It's not even like I want to tease him all the time as some of you make it sound.

Anyway, I'll go check out the enemy encampment--
Oh, seems like I'm just in time. Someone is coming back.. Isn't that the kobold I saw before?

"You got all you need?"
"Yes, I do. It was very rare so I had to go all the way to the elven forest."

>>88192

WAIT JUST ONE COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE.

That's Tislomer. Oh god.

UH. UH. PAY NO MIND TO THE KOBOLD SPEAKING TO THE LARGE OGRE.

>>88200
You didn't make that connection before?

>>88201

I've not had my coffee yet and my processes are currently at low settings. I will rectify this shortly.

In the meantime, I'm kind of curious about how many time paradoxes this is going to eventually cause.

We've already got one.

>>88204
What's the time paradox you note? I haven't been paying TOO close attention to the overlap between quests at the moment, but things seemed to be roughly synchronous.

well, if you wanna sneak in for a small while, there's a vent that Ridder opened on the side of the cave.

You can sneak in, and listen from the air vent.

>>88225
Didn't he have to be hauled up by the paladin though? Possibly not a good idea.

>Now where did you get the idea that I want to get in Ridder's pants?

Listen, we're trying to get him laid. He needs to chill out a bit. I guess we should try for that one goblin then.

>>88222

A small matter when Ridder listened in on the Ogre and Tislomer speaking. Ridder hear Tislomer offer lunch to the Ogre, while the ogre himself stopped at asking what kind of herbs they were cooking.

I think.

>>88257

I'm partial to someone his.. erhm...

Well, someone who can see *cougheye-to-eyecough* with him.

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)13:28 No. 88277 ID: fb5d8e
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Oooh, a vent you say? Leading down into darkness, I bet? Well I'd better mosy on down and see what's goin' on.

I slide all the way down the vent and land on a crooked shelf. From the looks of it, this chamber is used for herbs or spices. The vent must be there to get rid of the smells!

>>88277
You might want to stay on that shelf, I don't think you can jump high enough to get back on the shelf... unless you think you can be stealthy enough to escape through the front door.

>>88282
Well I seriously doubt she is getting back out through that vent.

>>88277
Open the chest.

Does it smell good?

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)14:35 No. 88337 ID: fb5d8e
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It smells like sweet roses and a baby bums.

Oooh, a chest! It's locked, but I can get it open with my lockpicking skills. I'll have to concentrate reeeeaaal hard.

>>88337
We'll keep a lookout if the door opens.

>>88337
Focus, Sticks, we're here to do espionage not rob the place. If you take anything they'll know you've been here. Besides, it's not like there would be any hawt bois in that chest. They'd have to be all tangled up to fit.

>>88337

Be warned.

There are mimics.

>>88347
Would lockpicking a mimic be like sex for it?

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)14:54 No. 88356 ID: fb5d8e
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It's not like I could run anywhere should someone come through that door. I might as well focus on picking the lock.

Behind me the door goes 'crreeeaaak'..

"Well, well, well... What koinda treat d'we 'ave 'ere t'day~?"

>>88347
Mimics? Preposterous.
I bet there's a bunch of loot in that there chest, Sticks. Think about how happy Ridder would be to know that money problems could be put off for a while!

And maybe there's something important in there... some important information about this "Boss" and his plans?

>>88356
Attempt sexy diplomacy. Trust us.

>>88356
You gonna get tenderly loved.

>>88356
Oh lawd.
Behind you.
Flee.
Flee or he will cleave you in twain with his mighty weapon.

>>88356
A CAT IS NOT FINE TOO! FLEE!

>>88356

In the immortal words of the pimp.

RUN BITCH! RUN!

>>88359
Oh no no no, we gotta prevent that. Oh fuck what do we do... Turn around and get him inside then get the fuck outta there by slipping past his legs. His mass won't allow for quick turning. Or you could trip him on something maybe.

Then we have to look out for a badass bold around here. Stay the fuck away from him. STAY AWAY ABARKURUS IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

crap! uh.... wait you're supposed to be a ghost right! time to use some charisma fool him...
if you fail run... fast... between his legs.

Turn around slowly, hiding yourself in the shadow of your costume. Then scream in a spooky manner!

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)15:11 No. 88373 ID: fb5d8e
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Aaah! Oh my goodness! He's so big and strong! He's blocking the entire door way.
I.. I will have to use my charms to get out of this. If I can just distract him so I can dash past him.. Good thinking!

"Oh, but mister ogre! Surely you wouldn't hurt lil' ol' meee~"
"Nah intention'ly, puppet.. But yah'd best follow mah leed.. or we're gone 'ave a lil' accident."

>>88373
Um, reluctantly ask him what to do and hope he doesn't say rape.

>>88373
Go with it until you see an opening to FLEE

>>88373
For starters, move to a less seductive pose.

>>88381
More seductive!

And your itty bitty kitty titties are showing, act embarrassed.

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)15:28 No. 88404 ID: fb5d8e
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I pose as seductive as I can.

"What.. What do you want me to do?"
"For starters.. let's get yah outta those robes.."

With one hand he pulls me onto his lap and strips the cloak off my body. His firm grasp makes every resistance useless.
Before I can utter a cry of despair, his grotesque tongue enters my mouth, wildly swinging around until saliva drips down my chin.

It's more than clear what the guard wants from me.. But no, he can't just rape me!
What can I do to stop this monster?!

>>88404
Scream, thrash, anything to get attention - being a prisoner is better than being split in half by this dude.

Also, remember that you have claws now.

>>88404
say "Oh, how I've longer for the touch of another man." using as low a voice as you can.

Tell him it's completely inconsiderate to rape someone without buying them dinner first!

>>88404
Bite his tongue off!

ಠ_ಠ

>>88406
This

Bite his tongue. Extend your claws and slash his chest and stomach. Whatever pain you can inflict, do it. That should loosen his grip and allow you to dash out before he knows what's happening.

Catfolk CLAW HIS FACE

>>88407
Try something like this. He considers himself a class act, and probably will not straight rape you if you resist.

Suggestion 2009/12/08(Tue)15:34 No. 88423 ID: 964033
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Biting the tongue and using the claws on your hands and feet is a good idea, Nimi.

claws! apply to them to his eyes!

>>88406
I like this idea.

Change name to Nimi
proceed

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)15:42 No. 88442 ID: fb5d8e
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I respond to his actions in my most sultry voice.

"Oh, how I've longer for the touch of another man."

With my confession I feel the rest of my body follow. Heat surges through my system, towards my crotch.

"Aye.. Yer body already told me, puppet.."

With one hand he raises my hips to make me aware of my own erection. It's embarrassing to see it like that... yet so arousing.

sadly enough, you'll probably have to put up with it.

If we strike, the entire place will go on guard and you're finished.

If you do it, somewhat, willinglly... you at least won't tear open.

still, this is a place where stuff is made. If you can find a traquilizer, and trick the ogre into thinking it's a aphrodesiac... we can get somewhere.

>>88442
WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS STICKS.

I'm pretty sure the guard isn't a gay, and thus you're going to be beaten into a bloody pulp.

>>88442
wait, what?

>>88442
Sticks, this had better be one of your fantasies, damnit!

>>88442
wiggity-wiggity WHAT?!

>>88404
Claw him, scream; anything really, just as long as you let him know that he's fucking raping you. The bastard considers himself a "class act", and would probably back off.

Alternatively, the whole "make him think you're a dude" thing could work, too. It may be hard to speak with a tongue in your mouth, though.[/i]

>>88442
wat

Wait, what?
Were you a man BEFORE you became a cat?

>>88442
I...what? You're dreaming or something I hope.

>>88442
Wait... wait...

THIS BETTER BE A HALLUCINATION CAUSED BY WHATEVER YOU LANDED IN.

Sticks why have you lied to us

>>88442
I- j- fsgds-
What.

Wait.

We know for a fact Sticks is a girl.

Therefore,

WARNING WARNING This place's smell is fucking with her head WARNING WARNING we gotta run before its too late!

Imean, offspeak, come ON, we all know what Tsol was cooking here for Finnie!

>>88461
I thought she was just gathering the herbs, and that Finnie was going to refine it into aphrodisiacs herself?

... erm... Weren't you...
well, using sex isn't gonna get us anywhere now.

But hopefully the dang thing will hide us for a short while.

Or we can become one with the baddies and feed Ridder information as a spy... Just a thought...

>>88442
STICKS DICK
do want

IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

Or the potion turned her into a (male) cat.

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)15:50 No. 88469 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, it wouldn't be very interesting otherwise, would it~

Anyway, that's why I shouldn't infiltrate the base until I figure out their shifts and stuff.

>>88469
GODDAMN YOU STICKS. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL.

>>88462
I cant see why Finnie would do it herself, honestly. She is a mechanic, not a chemist.

Oh, you.

>>88469
...oh... ok then just keep watch then...

>>88469
Don't think we can't tell where that other hand is, missy.

>>88469
How... you tricked us! Nobody's ever fooled us before with just their imagination!

>>88469
Sticks wishes to be the little boy.

>>88474
Because brewing sexyjuice to sneak into the boss's food might be something one would want to keep secret.

>>88469
....

Dream sequence cop-outs suck.
You suck for using it.

:p

>>88481
Actually, this is a good point...

>>88469
Sticks, are you a thief so that you can afford that one special potion?

You know the one.

You better actually be a woman sticks! Lives depend upon it!

And now I'm not at all sure!

>>88469
Okay... okay...

How about you just climb down the vent and take a peek, without dropping all the way through? That way you could climb back out again. You could get a rope or something to help.

>>88469
Wait, Sticks, you don't have a penis right now, right? And why on earth are you dreaming about the ogre? You have the hots for the ogre?

>>88491
If it has a wang, Sticks has the hots for it.

when vent was used... I didn't mean go IN the base. I meant 'stay in the vent and overhear what you can't hear outside'...

... And did you really just get the hots for the doorkeeper?

>>88489
You know, I was wondering how she got the bars out of the way.

>>88495
They were already removed from when Ridder came over and eavesdropped.

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)16:02 No. 88501 ID: fb5d8e
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Eeeww, no! Not me, you dumb asses. Some cute catboy that happened upon this cave and though he could steal from the ogre that lived there...

How did I fool you? Well, I guess I just have a vivid imagination~

Ah yes, I rather thought there were bars on the bottom as well.

>>88501
Listen, if it wasn't you, why was it dressed like you?

You secretly wish to be the little boy.

>>88505
ALSO IMAGINE SOME STRAIGHT DICKINGS NEXT TIME SO WE CAN ENJOY IT TOO.

Or at least lesbians!

>>88501
And why were you saying everything in the first person? "He shows ME MY erection?"

You're a gay guy trapped in a catgirl's body, Sticks, admit it.

>>88501
Alright, then, stop dicking around and get back to... uh, spying, was it? I guess you should just kind of sit there and watch, then. See if anyone comes in or out.

Or, if you're too impatient for that, chunk a rock at the front door and hide. We may be able to tell just how seriously the ogre takes his job, if nothing else. (If he doesn't answer, or answers, but doesn't check for the source of the thrown stone, then that would mean their defenses are somewhat lacking. Valuable information, if you ask me.)

Oh, my. Sticks watches men go at it because she wants to be one of them......

Sticks is a gay man trapped inside a pedo catgirl's body.

>>88501
That was a good one Sticks.
Do go ahead and avert us like so in the future as well.
Maybe throw a little bit of Ridder in, we'd love that.

But for now, maybe you should concentrate on Ridder's enemy and sniff around surreptitiously, without looking too suspicious.