Archmage 2011/08/01(Mon)22:12 No. 335260 ID: e1c562
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>hmm it seems our scruffy mongrel has found a way to bash open the metal door. that's actually rather impressive.

Gando: "Hey Babe I know a couple ways for you to get out all that pent up aggression."

Bangles: "Grrrrr"

Gando: "I'm just sayin . . . "

Give into Gando's wiles.

>>335261
This, and get your "chicken" friend to participate too.

have gando lead, he has the light afterall.

Enter metal door!

>>335266
He's also easily the most expendable trap bait.

Archmage 2011/08/02(Tue)09:59 No. 335467 ID: e1c562
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The party travels north

Check corpse for anything of value

rip it's head off first so it can't go undead. then search it for stuff.

>>335467
♪Loot, loot, loot the corpse♪

>>335470
I approve of this gnollish display of not-quite-needless violence.

Kirska: Attempt to identify how the dead guy died.

Archmage 2011/08/02(Tue)12:35 No. 335521 ID: e1c562
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>>335500
Kirska: it looks like he was stabbed through the chest, judging by the freshness of the blood I suspect he was slain this very day.

Bangles finds an OIL FLASK on the corpse!

Gando: "hey babe, if ya wanted head that bably all you needed to do was ask, heh"

Stand in front of the curtain and give an impromptu knife juggling performance. Um, or just look behind it.

Gando bro, you were great and and a lot more subtle previously, come on man, use some classy jokes and come up with something a bit less vulgar. Giggity.

Saunter through the curtain and lob the head over your shoulder.

Try to hit the squirt with it.

Roll the head through the door to assert dominance over any traps.

>>335521
...I'd say to be sneaky but we just banged on a metal door for a few minutes to get in here.

Instead, let's just be cautious and look into the next room before entering.

Archmage 2011/08/02(Tue)23:34 No. 335881 ID: e1c562
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Bangles enters STEALTH MODE

Bangles travels north

Bangles' stealth attempt fails!


Metalpants: "ehh? Bangles?!"

>>335881
Run away.

Bangles, if you know this guy I have one question: Does he want to kill you?

If yes, run.

>>335881
'Sup metalpants
just adventuring through a bunch of chaos, maybe causing a bit ourselves
How are you dong, motherfucker? Still getting your Gnoll on? Come on, give a hearty gnoll laugh in. hahahahahahah

Say hi, and tell your friends who he is.

Archmage 2011/08/03(Wed)12:16 No. 336020 ID: e1c562
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Bangles: my bastard exboyfriend MetalPants, why won't he leave me alone . . ."

Bangles: "MetalPants . . ."

Kirska: "you know this gnoll?"

MetalPants: "Hah Hah Hah, you never told your pets about me? well you always DID gloss over the best parts of your life! on top of that you broke my NAME CHARM and after all the trouble I went to give it to you, so ungrateful! Hah Hah Hah, I'm kidding of course, but with all your stupid love of human garbage, I'm surprised you still had the dignity to determine what a stupid name was!"

>this could turn very bad very fast, the Dark Warlock may or may not be wielding the power of a demi-god whatever your guidance be remember you must protect the Catalyst!

Bangles: "grrrrr"

MetalPants: "Hah Hah Hah, what's the matter? forget how to talk? your lucky I'm in a good mood, how bout you grovel before me and I'll forgive you for not appreciating how awesome I am! Hah Hah Hah."

You might as well do it, because dying is bad, and it's an ultimately meaningless action.

hmmm, it seems you are out numbered. just means there are more to kill! throw all your knives!

>>336023
She's a gnoll, not a pussy. Although I suppose it's one way to get into stabbing range.

flip him off and stab the warlock.

Uh. You should say he's awesome and leave. These guys are incredibly strong and we WILL die if we fight them.

>>336020
Tell Metalpants he has absolutely no way with ladies. He is also terrible in bed. He can kill a lot but he kills with no style, he has no groove.
And groove is the most important part of a Gnoll, and he has none.

Loudly recall the incident with your boyfriend and the strap-on

Tell his friends the real reason he wears those pants.

>>336096
Sod >>336032; this is clearly the best plan.

(...well done on trading away the required implement, though, /quest/.)

Archmage 2011/08/03(Wed)18:04 No. 336187 ID: e1c562
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Bangles attempts to use "back talk"

Bangles: "yeah? well um, You're bad at sex! and also-EEEAAAAAAAAAAH! MORE DEMONS!

Bangles spots a demon
the attempt fails

demon???: "YEeeeesss Fear me mortal."

MetalPants: "Hah Hah Hah. Bangles don't be afraid of Beoloth, for he obeys MY WILL! and it is on MY ORDER that he shall consume you! so it is ME who you should fear! so what was all this about me being bad at sex?"

Bangles: . . .

>It appears to be a gargoyle demon. where normal demons usually unsummon after a limited time, Gargoyles have adapted to maintain an almost permanent existence within our natural dimension.

Please, please grovel in some manner before you die horribly.

can gando have his magic wand use solar flare? just get blindingly bright for a moment? if so then do that and run.

>>336187
Say he's just butthurt.

>>336187
Complement him on his sexual performance---

---when he's the bitch.

>>336187
Hey Gargoyle, bro, why do you follow this douschebag? Back talk: "He takes it in the ass, you know, from the lady. Do you really want to follow a freak like that? That punk groveled in turn every fucking night, I swear. He must want me to grovel for a change of pace. What a little bitch, can't even take a break-up seriously. We're, like, done bitch."

Tell him to follow Bangles, she knows what is really up, gold, in particular, and juicy chicken meats. Maybe a soul or two we can trick a prick out of, if you're into that. Plus, let's see... some weird prophecy that may mean the end of the world that involves a strap-on that we lost...

Why not have Gando summon some demons of his own. With illusion or by making us visible, whatever works.

>>336187
Okay, threat assessment, We have some kind of deamon binding gnoll with large axe, a gargoyle, what looks like an orc, or perhaps an ogre with the club, next to an half dressed dark-elf (likely either a sorceress or a ninja of sorts) then we have dark grim and armored over there probably some kind of fallen knight or 'evil paladin' type, then whatever the hell that dude is in the back is, doubtlessly a martial artist.

Now, here's the thing, if we HAVE to attack them, we should only target the gnoll and gargoyle initially. This is becasue like most adventurer parties, this one is probably held together by coin and the promises of power, I wouldn't put it past any of these fellows to put a knife in eachother's back if it suited them.

Thus, if we could swiftly kill both him and the deamon, the other's might think us more trouble than attacking us would be worth, but we would have to do it fast.

request a mop someone needs to clean this up goddamn.

slobs!

Archmage 2011/08/03(Wed)23:06 No. 336321 ID: e1c562
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Metalpants: "Hah Hah Hah, now wheres that groveling, golden eyes? beg to me worm! BEG TO ME! HYEAH HAH Hah Hah Hah!"

Bangles: " I WON'T! I'm not going to beg to a butthurt little creep like you!"

Gando: this is turning real ugly real fast, I got to think of something . . .

MetalPants: " Hah Hah Hah, and here I was trying to be civilized! Okay boys time to cut them-"

Gando castes SOLAR FLARE

MetalPants: "Gyaah!"

MetalPants is stunned
?????? is stunned
?????? is blinded
Beoloth resists
?????? is stunned
?????? is stunned
Gando resists
Kirska is stunned
Bangles is unaffected

dear Bangles: you're a thief, there are helpless people inthe room, and you have a stack of knives in your inventory. please make the obvious connection. yours truly, Spirit.

Gando: do more useful stuff. maybe take eout the physically weakest looking one.

>>336321
Let him see the point of your dagger real close up.

I would rather we used this momentary distraction to escape from the group which outnumbers us, has better equipment, consists of larger/stronger people, and includes a DEMIGOD.

>>336345
Don't be a chicken.

That's Kirska's job.

Grab Kirska and RUN LIKE HELL!

Archmage 2011/08/04(Thu)13:41 No. 336481 ID: e1c562
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Bangles attempts to employ courage

Bangles: I don't wanna get eaten by a demon!

attempt fails
Bangles grabs Kirska
Bangles flees south

Gando: "ya see that? pretty hot stuff huh? and normally flashing is just my warm up trick!"

"yes very nice let's keep running."

Go through that other door.

wuss.

>>336481
Someone say to Gando:
"Flashing, huh. I didn't know you were into that kind of thing."

Archmage 2011/08/04(Thu)15:54 No. 336517 ID: e1c562
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the party travels south

Go through the broken door and close it carefully behind you.

Is Kirska still stunned?

Archmage 2011/08/04(Thu)22:12 No. 336673 ID: e1c562
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the party travels east

Kirska:" B-Bangles, you can put me down now"

Gando: "hey, if she doesn't want the free ride, I know someone who does . . ."

Oh look, it's Cthulhu! Any of you ever seen something like that? Try to move the statue, there's a door behind it.

i spy secret passage behind the statue!

>>336673

grope Cthulhu until he budges.

>>336673
Continue to carry Chicken until adaquate levels of discomfort are achieved. See if Gando can slip behind the statue.

Archmage 2011/08/05(Fri)22:36 No. 337089 ID: e1c562
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>hmm looks like she's found an incredibly obvious secret door

Bangles pushes the statue north

Bangles: I found the secret I am the best a being a thief!

Kirska: "Bangles, can you p-please put me down!"

Bangles: "hee hee hee"

Gando, close the door. Also, let's move the statue back behind us.

enter passage and try to get Cthulhu to close behind you.

put kirska down have her help you move the statue back.

>>337092
...with Gando on our side. If nothing else he's our light source.

Also you can probably awkwardly put Chicken down now.

Archmage 2011/08/07(Sun)06:20 No. 337613 ID: e1c562
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Gando attempts to close the door

Gando: "Eeeyargh!"

the attempt fails
Gando is on fire

gando noooooooooooooooo
tell Kirska to give her your cape and go and you wrap Gando in the cape to get rid of the fire and bolt while carrying him

fffffFFFFFFFFFFflee.

Archmage 2011/08/07(Sun)06:24 No. 337617 ID: e1c562
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Metal: "Hah Hah Hah, you sure aren't running very fast, it's like you're not even scared! don't worry I'll help with that!"

scratch that last plan, just fight 'em with yoru claws and tear him apart

Gando: you idiot stop drop roll

Bangles: quickly decide if you want to fight or flee, and act accordingly in a swift manner.

Run run run down the secret corridor that likely leads to some kind of ancient secret power!

DO A BUM RUSH!!!

Flaming Gando Death Sphere Gnoll Blaster!

Run!

Have Kirska grab Gando, run into the door behind you, and smash the statue as you go, allowing it to block the way.

KNIFE STORM! throw all your knives in a cloud!

Gando! Materialize us! We'll handle this!

Archmage 2011/08/07(Sun)22:07 No. 337935 ID: e1c562
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Bangles Flees

Kirska: "Gando, I'll h-hold him off, you have to protect Bangles"
Kirska castes MANASHIELD

Gando: like hell I'll run from that smug bastard, just got to think of a plan I've got one shot at this I can summon those spirits again and hope this guy freaks out the same as Bangles, or I could with a classic and set a spell bomb to collapse the whole room . . .

>>337935

Gando take out the room like a man. Save yourself if you can.

Go for a big boom!

Water you doooiiiiing.

Materialize us, you dolt. If you can, keep the boom in reserve. Last resort weapons are for last resorts!

summon us.

Collapsing the room would crush our kobold chew toy, which is clearly unacceptable.

>>337935

boom big boom

SUMMON THE SPIRITS!

>>337617

The attacking Gnoll is named MetalPants
> Not opting to use the spell "Heat Metal"

Yes, summon us. Also if you have heat metal try that too.

>>338085
I support this, it might also get that axe out of his hands.

Archmage 2011/08/08(Mon)14:57 No. 338119 ID: e1c562
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Gando: argh the choices! enough to drive you mad! anyways when in doubt go with what you know!

Gando casts SPELL BOMB

Gando: "TIME FOR THE BIG KABOOM SUCKERS!"

kriska: THROW mana-shield and run!

Gando: You jerk. This better work.
Kirska: We're fucked. Leg it!

OH GOD RUN KIRSKA RUN! Man, why does the only person who actually listens to us have to be the one who's sane anyway?

Flee! FLEEEEEEEEEE

Run brave kobold, run!

Roll down the stairs in your little hamsterball of magic.

Aim for Gando.

Archmage 2011/08/08(Mon)19:48 No. 338183 ID: e1c562
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Kirska attempts to flee

Kirska: Spirits grant me the speed to overcome these stunted legs and the strength to carry this heavy armor

the SPELL BOMB triggers

* * *

Bangles: huh? the rocks stopped falling?

BANGLES: SAVE KRISKA

Welp, I think Gando's dead. There goes future Bangles hugs.

Go lift that rock off Kirska. Carefully, now. Then dig under the rubble to try and recover Gando. Might as well give him a decent burial.

>>338183
Oh god....

start digging you jewelery encrusted hairball, start digging....