ends in sex.

Well alright! Let's go with Edmund.

Bangles!

Edmund.

Bangles

Bangles, GO!

Tron! Wait, no. Edmund.

Edmund.
I really hope this is actually on the games Grid.

Bangles. Gnoll power!

Gnoll Power. Bangles

Bangles Power : Gnoll

Bangles

Bangles

Bangles!

Edmund.

Edmund!

TRON!

I mean Bangles.

Edmund

Lonelyworld 2011/10/22(Sat)09:01 No. 359991 ID: f72f26
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BANGLES HAS BEEN SELECTED

Edmund: "hah! you don't stand a chance against me dog-demon!"

THERE ARE NO RULES, LAST PROGRAM STANDING WINS.

END OF LINE.

no matter what happens dont whimper

>>359991
Walk over that narrow platform. Put your back against the wall. Attack with utter impunity.

>>359991
Disregard shiny glowy bollocks.
Lunge for the throat.
GNOLLS.

>>359991
If there's no rules then throw the disc exactly where he is standing without banking it off the ceiling.

>>359991
Bite the disk.

Throw it at him immediately.

>>359995
this

>>359991

Summon Recognizers.

>>360057

Do this but be ready to avoid his counter attack

Leap across to the other platform, bonk head of opponent with disc.

>banles
>fuck y'all

Wait for him to throw his disc, then hit it with your own while still holding it.

>>360142
Seconding this.

>>359995

GO FOR DA THROAT

Lonelyworld 2011/10/22(Sat)22:05 No. 360151 ID: f72f26
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Bangles: "nobody calls me a demon and lives!!"

Edmund: woah!

>>360151
Leap over and push him off!

Lonelyworld 2011/10/22(Sat)22:06 No. 360154 ID: f72f26
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Bangles: "rah!"

Lonelyworld 2011/10/22(Sat)22:09 No. 360158 ID: f72f26
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Bangles: "eeeeaah!"

Edmund: "YES! gotcha!"

Lonelyworld 2011/10/22(Sat)22:11 No. 360160 ID: f72f26
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Edmund: Ha ha! that was a pretty crappy demon. who's next?

GAME OVER

EDMUND TWEWY IS VICTORIOUS

bangles : if you can communicate from the digital ether, whimper

...wow.
Damn it, I lost my bet.

Poor Bangles got derezzed.

welp

>>360160
Haha, Bangles was such a loser. Told you we should have gone with Ed.

The Tron theme made me so happy, js.

I can't tell if she lost because random suggestions were turned into two actions instead of one or because her crippling stupidity pretty much made the latter an inevitability.

Match 2: Beauty/Fashion contest! Lonelyworld 2011/10/24(Mon)21:06 No. 360840 ID: f72f26
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May the prettiest bird win!

Down the runway! Go go go!

Oh dear god.

Liam 2011/10/24(Mon)21:15 No. 360845 ID: 857d4b
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Well, I don't really have much in terms of fashionable clothing, but I do have this old dancing costume I used to wear during the holiday festivities...

I'm pretty happy that it still fits! It's a bit more masculine than I usually go for but hey, it makes me feel pretty and that's what counts, right?

Plus, I love this silly hat!

OH DEAR GOD.

>this_isnt_even_my_final_hat.png

>>360845
oh murr

>>360845

Liam has just gone above Yisi in my eyes <3

Dasaki 2011/10/24(Mon)22:00 No. 360873 ID: 47d82e
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I'm not sure if I can top that wonderful outfit, and mine certainly isn't as masculine, but here goes.

I decided on one of my more traditional outfits, a kimono-styled top and skirt.

I love it, even if it doesn't have a matching hat like Liam's.

Cisqur 2011/10/25(Tue)03:29 No. 360933 ID: ebecc6
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>>360856
>>360873
>two Dasakis
>one thread

>>360873
But does that Kimono have easy access in the back?

this got really weird really quick.

Well.

I didn't see this coming.

Peep.

I don't think I want to fight thread anymore...

Dasaki, go fucking super saiyan and KameHameHa the.. guy in the face!

Rynh 2011/10/25(Tue)15:29 No. 361015 ID: 8c0848
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Okay, so... What's the deal? What are we judging? I don't even know why I was picked for this.

At least one of them is a dude, right?

So what's going on?
Is no one fighting? Whatever happens I vote Dasaki.

>>361019
It is basically impossible to understand what is going on here unless you read >>/questdis/342789.

I so vote Dasaki.

Rynh, this is a fashion contest. You're judging which of them has the -snrk- best outfit. Aren't they manly? Pffhahaha, so manly...

Anonymous 2011/10/25(Tue)16:05 No. 361034 ID: 8e18cd
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Oh please... both of them look like they've come from a pride parade and I just HATE those. Nothing classy about them.

My vote goes for the cute half-dragon boy that's sitting next to me. Since at least he looks modest and stylish.

I hope we could meet backstage later to discuss... fashion.

>>361034
Dude, that's a girl, and she's underage.

Kinasa 2011/10/25(Tue)16:28 No. 361046 ID: d6ae01
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Oh wow. Um. You both are very weird looking tezakians. I mean- I didn't mean- sorry. It's okay if you look a little weird. I mean not that you do.

You both look fine.

I think the yellow one, was it Liam? I think mister Liam's outfit looks nicer, and it's not just because I like red. I mean I do, but that's not the only thing I'm looking at.

Not that I'm looking at--

I like Liam's outfit better. I pick Liam. For the contest.

>>361046
But... Kinasa, you're not a judge!

THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING CONTEST I HAVE EVER SEEN
IT IS CONFUSING ME BOTH MENTALLY AND SEXUALLY

Um, only the three people who got the most votes are supposed to judge...

Kinasa 2011/10/25(Tue)16:38 No. 361052 ID: d6ae01
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>>361047
Oh peep- I thought anyone could come in and look at sexy bir- I mean I got lost. I'll just. Um.

I gotta go bye.

>>361052
You should probably stay, you're the most competent judge we've had so far.

Look what you've done. You ruined the whole contest!

Rynh 2011/10/25(Tue)16:47 No. 361055 ID: 8c0848
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>>361034
Really?

I'm still not sure what the hell is going on and now I got grandpa here hitting on me. This whole thing is kind of fucked, if you ask me.

Grand High Ultra Megajudge Tory Matheus Sinclair 2011/10/25(Tue)16:54 No. 361058 ID: 178c80
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You- both- are absolutely disgusting! I cannot fucking believe I had to hop here just for this! All the work, the energy that could have been spent on much cooler things, like explosions, was spent to come here to look at some birds being whores.

Hmph! 0 score for both, you both are failures! And as punishment for your utter failure, I sentence you both to death! Execution me-

-oh wait, you have a hat. Hats are always nice That is a minor plus, even tho you look like a complete whore. 0.01 points.

Now, let me think for a while. I need to come up with an awesome way to kill the loser! Orbital lasers perhaps? Hahahaa!

... I am allowed to kill the loser, am I not?

Woah, Woah, Woah!
seems like everyone is a little bit confused
first things first

>>361022
this guy's right you gotta read this first to make sense of things!

For those who don't Like learning for themselves: a little clarification.

>>361019
>>361023
Only Judges get a vote, for this competition the three judges are RYNH, VERREMAR and TORY Sinclair

>>361015
Rynh, You were chosen as a judge because you are a beloved public Icon. As a public Icon your qualification is irrelevant people will want you opinion over a pro judge nine time out of ten

your Job is simple: pick which bird is Sexiest/most fashionable/would make the best meal/look best mounted on your wall etc. essentially choose which you Prefer.

heck you could choose all of these, and scale each category.

also they are both men

>>361058
Finally a real verdict

also yes Tory, you get to punish the loser (I'll explain later)
but first we must wait for the verdit of your fellow judges

>>361058
TORY THIS WHOLE CONTEST IS A JOKE FULL OF DISGUSTING BEAST PEOPLE TRYING TO ENCORING EACH OTHER TO MATE AND MAKE MORE DISGUSTING BEAST PEOPLE! ITS ONLY HOPE IS TO BE CLEANSED BY YOUR MACHINES, NO ONE WINS EVERYONE DIES!! DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME MOCKING THEM UNLESS YOU'RE MOCKING THEM WHILE YOU DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR SUPER AWSOME KILLING MACHINES!!!

I say we call it a unanimous lose:lose, and have the judges vote over how best to punish the participants.

Then have that break into a fight between the judges.

Or we could just skip that an put the 3 in a cage fight with only what they have on themselves.

>>361015 >>361034 >>361046 >>361052 >>361055 >>361058
this thread is amazing now.

>>361068
Honestly this might be the best course of action. No one really won, not even the viewers. Okay maybe the ones that like scantily-dressed birds did.

>>361068
Haha agree

>>361063
YEAH!

I vote that Tory snaps and tries to kill everyone, and Verremar and Rynh are forced to team up and go on a quest to stop him.

Then we get on with the next match.

>>361068
TURN ABOUT IS FAIRE PLAY~

As in we stick them all in something frilly in a cage match on a really big stage for everyone to see.

Everyone.

>>361112
Actually, this'd be most excellent.

Liam 2011/10/25(Tue)21:36 No. 361123 ID: 857d4b
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...What?

>>360845
What do you mean, "at least one of them is a guy!?" We're both guys! Hell, I'm more of a man than he'll ever-

>Liam, calm down!

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!

>>361034
YOU! What do you mean, pride parade!? This is a ceremonial outfit! A dancing outfit! Does this look like armor to you? Why would I wear THIS to a pride parade!

>Liam, I don't think he means military pri-

>>361058
AND YOU! My hat is the only thing that looks nice!? In this outfit I am the epitome of nevrean masculinity, beauty and grace, there is far more to this look than MY HAT! If you think the rest of me is disgusting you... You... Augh! I don't know where to even begin with you!

>At least he complimented your hat...

*sigh* Yeah. Alright, you're not entirely on the shitlist. It is a nice hat.

>>361063
>>361077
>>361081
>>361089
>>361091
YOU chucklefucks though, who the hell do you think you are!? Especially you people who want the weird-eyed guy to kill us, you make me sick. What's the matter, am I not butch enough for you faggots? Are my feathers too vibrant, does it make you feel bad about your own chances at finding a mate? Hell, I'm freaking MARRIED, why the hell are you people jealous of-

>Liam, that's not it at all, their gender roles are reversed, their females are pretty and their males are butch. They think you look gay.

...What? That makes no sense.

Well if that's the case you people are just shitheads intolerant of other people's cultures then.

>I'm going to go powder my beak, want to come with?

*sigh* Yeah, sure Yisi.

*golf clap*

>>361123
Are you saying that you went to a BEAUTY CONTEST without being ready to DIE at the judgement of the crowd? It sounds like you're not taking this contest seriously enough, that's pretty weak.

It sure is a tough decision. Leaning Liam audience.
>>361123 That does explain the "more masculine" bit I guess.

Anonymous 2011/10/25(Tue)23:58 No. 361140 ID: 8e18cd
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>>361055

Hey, I'm not gramps for crying adult! I'm hitting 90 next year, I'm still young adult!

Would you like to go to 'All you can eat Bacon restaurant' after this farce ends? My treat.

>>361058

You sound a like you have some kind of repressed homosexuality problem. Look at you. You dress like a villain from a children's cartoon, you are attracted to such phallic symbols as towers, missiles, rockets and such. And explosion thing? An euphemism for ejaculation.

Here's $500. For your sake and everyone elses. Get yourself laid with a cute girlyboy or a pack of burly men if that's what you're after. Maybe then you start spazzing out like some villain from an old Earth cartoon. And while you're at it. Get yourself some new clothes. The one that don't spell "I'm a repressed homosexual" all over.


And my vote still goes for Ryhn? Is that his name. I think so.

...
okay Ryhn, i am now all for you kicking his ass.

>>361140
Rynh, I think you should take him up on his offer. It'll be fun, especially at the end when he figures out you're a girl.

I vote Rynh vs Verremar for next fight.

I think you should all team up to beat up Verremar. Everybody wins.

>>361180
upvote this

Dasaki 2011/10/26(Wed)04:48 No. 361183 ID: 271626
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>>361123
Well, it seems my opponent's attitude doesn't always match his style and while I agree with most of his points, there's a few things I'd like to say myself.

>>361015
Yes I'm a guy, though I could pretend I wasn't if you'd be more interested that way~

>>361034
Why would I wear this to a pride parade? This is one of my more casual outfits in comparison to what I have for those, since I've spent enough time around other races to know how to appeal to them. I'm sure I even have a few things that you'd enjoy seeing me in~

>>361058
As for you, the fact that I'm a whore has nothing to do with this! This is all about fashion, which you obviously don't have. And killing the loser? What kind of phycho are you!?

>>361046
You're only voting for Liam because I got to Sekani before you, aren't you?

As for the rest of you, I'm going to have to agree with Liam.