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47065 No. 47065 ID: 5ba271

Certain types of magic cause high and low pressure in the forces of the world.
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No. 47066 ID: 5ba271
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47066

Sometimes, enough pressure is built to cause amazing and bizzare effects, far beyond what the mage was capable of.
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No. 47067 ID: 5ba271
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47067

Other times, the magic will consume the mage, turning them to dust.
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No. 47068 ID: 5ba271
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47068

This is what gave birth to some of the bizzare and otherwise unexplainable things in this world.
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No. 47070 ID: 5ba271
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47070

It's said that this is also what created certain types of creatures, and that those creatures may be extraordinarily sensitive to these pressures.
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No. 47071 ID: 5ba271
File 125337493321.png - (14.95KB , 800x600 , Alpaca1.png )
47071

You have a clarity of mind unlike anything you've ever had before. It's as if you have been asleep your entire life, and only now have awoken.

What do you do?
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No. 47072 ID: 323790

>>47071
Punch. EVERYTHING.
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No. 47075 ID: 1689ab

Check Inventory.
Investigate Surroundings.
Check Status.
Take no shit.
Punch everything.
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No. 47076 ID: 1afd58

>>47071
Nuzzle your own crotch :3
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No. 47077 ID: f2de2f

Clean your crotch with your tongue.
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No. 47078 ID: 5ba271
File 125337594332.png - (2.62KB , 400x400 , Inventory.png )
47078

>>47075
>Check Inventory.
You are not currently carrying anything.
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No. 47080 ID: 5ba271
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47080

>Investigate Surroundings.
To the north, there are mountains, and the city of HaudHad
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No. 47081 ID: 5ba271
File 125337612646.png - (13.21KB , 800x600 , Alpaca south.png )
47081

To the south, the road continues. There's something at the end, but you can't tell what it is from this distance.
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No. 47082 ID: 5ba271
File 125337620182.png - (10.34KB , 800x600 , Alpaca east.png )
47082

To the east, there are a few great trees, the end of the world, and a small pool of water.
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No. 47083 ID: 5ba271
File 125337624040.png - (6.45KB , 400x400 , Status.png )
47083

>Check Status.
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No. 47085 ID: 5ba271
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47085

>Punch everything.
Grah!
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No. 47088 ID: 43d730

Develop spitting targeting abilities to a supernatural level.
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No. 47089 ID: 1689ab

Go get a drink of water.
Take a whiz off the end of the world.
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No. 47090 ID: f4963f

>>47085
Water to the east? Drink up! We're thirsty!

After that, uh... probably head to civilization. I dunno. I assume civilization is mostly humans in your world?
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No. 47091 ID: f4963f

>>47089
>take a whiz off the end of the world
Okay, this is too good to pass up. Add this to my previous post~
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No. 47103 ID: 5ba271
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47103

>Water
You drink deeply of the cool, refreshing pool...
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No. 47105 ID: 5ba271
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47105

And let loose a mighty stream on the turtle below!
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No. 47106 ID: 1689ab

Wait... what's that in the water. Investigate that shit. Be prepared to start punching!
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No. 47107 ID: f4963f

>>47105
Woot, productivity!

Actually, I thought I saw something floating in the water. What ws that?
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No. 47110 ID: 5ba271
File 125337904228.png - (9.57KB , 800x600 , Alpaca7.png )
47110

>Water?

Whatever it was, it's gone now.
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No. 47111 ID: 1689ab

Take another drink. Maybe it'll reappear
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No. 47112 ID: f4963f

>>47110
Well! Off to civilization then.
Punch anything that's not a person between you and the city.
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No. 47123 ID: 5ba271
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47123

You take another drink.
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No. 47124 ID: 5ba271
File 125338157673.png - (9.81KB , 800x600 , Alpaca9.png )
47124

A nixie appears, and glares at you.
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No. 47126 ID: 632862

>>47124
Be adorable at it.
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No. 47145 ID: 7d87d9

>>47124
RAM IT UNTIL IT GIVES UP!
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No. 47146 ID: f4963f

>>47124
Greet it!
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No. 47149 ID: 43d730

>>47126
I concur.
FROLIC AND GAMBOL
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No. 47151 ID: 5ba271
File 125338383525.png - (5.97KB , 400x400 , Alpaca11.png )
47151

You shoot the nixie your best adorable glance.
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No. 47152 ID: 5ba271
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47152

The nixie is unaffected.
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No. 47153 ID: f4963f

>>47152
That heartless, evil wench. Just look at her unicode stare. How can she not love your cuteness.

Punch everything. EVERYTHING.
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No. 47160 ID: 632862

>>47151
Can you talk? Say hello.
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No. 47165 ID: 1689ab

Spit some of the water back out. Look apologetic.
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No. 47179 ID: 5ba271
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47179

>>47165
You already drank the water, but you'll look apologetic anyway.
>>47160
"Hello."
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No. 47180 ID: 5ba271
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47180

The nixie rudely cuts in! She says she'll allow you to drink from her pool one more time before she'll be forced to attack you.
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No. 47183 ID: 5ba271
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47183

The nixie goes underwater.
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No. 47185 ID: bffa2a

>>47183

Piss in pool
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No. 47201 ID: 15f6d6

Pee on her face. She needs a lesson in MANNERS.
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No. 47206 ID: f2de2f

Drink first, since she said you could, then use the extra ammo to piss in her pool
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No. 47247 ID: 5ba271
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47247

>>47206
>>47201
>>47185
Why... that's...
That was completely unnecessary!
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No. 47251 ID: 5ba271
File 125338959823.png - (5.09KB , 400x400 , Alpaca18.png )
47251

Unforgivably rude!
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No. 47254 ID: 5ba271
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47254

You return the water to the pool.
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No. 47256 ID: 5ba271
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47256

And trot off to civilization.
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No. 47261 ID: 5ba271
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47261

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No. 47549 ID: 5ba271
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47549

You come a cross a decidedly evil-looking tree.
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No. 47551 ID: 1689ab

It's clearly some sort of wood owl. Ask it how it's day has been. Be ready to punch it if it becomes surly.
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No. 47567 ID: 5ba271
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47567

>Wood owl
That's just silly.

You greet the tree, inquiring how it's day has been.

"Weeeeeeelllllllll... saaaaaaaame oooooooooooold, saaaaaaaame oooooooooooold Aaaaaahye s'pooooooose."
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No. 47571 ID: 476456

You seem down,tree!
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No. 47599 ID: 5ba271
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47599

"Is something the matter? You seem down."

"Oooooooooooohhhh, nooooooooooo, noooot muuuuuch. Weeeelllllll... toooo tellll the truuuuuuth, Aaaaaahye thiiiiiiiink iiiiiiiiiiit iiiisssssss tiiiiiiiime foooooooor meeee toooooooooo moooooooove oooooooon. Theeeeeeeee peeeeeopleeee aroooooooouuuuund theeeeeeeese paaarts, theeeeey knooooooooow hoooooow toooooo avooooooid meeee noooow."
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No. 47600 ID: f21281

>>47599
"Well, if you had some nice foliage and grew some big juicy apples, I bet people would love to sit and relax underneath you."
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No. 47606 ID: 97b54b

>>47599

...Why would they need to avoid you?
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No. 47609 ID: 5ba271
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47609

>>47600
Seeeeeeeedliiiiiiiiiing, yooooooooooooou dooooooooo nooooooooot uuuuuunderstaaaand. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahye doooooooooooooo nooooooooot seeeeeeek theeee compaaany oooofff theeee raaaaaceeees of meeeen. Theeeeey aaaaaare aaaaa treeeeee-slaaaaaaauuuughteeering, laaaaaand-woooooooundiing, liiiiiiife-eeeeeeeendiiing, paaaaaact-breeeeeaaaaking, foooooooreeeeeeest deeeeeevooooouring plaaaaague upoooooon thissss laaaaaaaand. Aaaaaaaahye wiiiiiiiiish nooooooothing but deeeeeeaaaaath upoooon theeeeeeiiir iiiiilk.
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No. 47621 ID: fdc826

>>47609
Ask him why he's upset then, since he apparently hates the people around here.
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No. 47630 ID: 5ba271
File 125341750533.png - (7.11KB , 500x500 , blah blah blah.png )
47630

>>47609
You can barely keep your eyes open at this point.

He talks so slowly, it would probably be faster to earn enough money to buy a library and research it on your own.
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No. 47636 ID: f4963f

>>47630
Nibble on his bark. :3
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No. 47637 ID: 4553b2

>>47636
THIS ONE IS WISE. CONSUME THE BORING CREATURE'S FLESH.
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No. 47649 ID: 632862

>>47599
"they know how to avoid me now"?
Sounds like this tree tries to kill humans!
Best not to anger it. Move along now.
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No. 47651 ID: 1689ab

>>47630
Ask if there is anything you can do to help him.
AND STAY AWAKE. have a little respect for your elders, geeze.
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No. 47661 ID: 5ba271
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47661

>>47637
>>47636
You politely inform him that you find him boring.

He rears up in anger!

He begins gesturing with his branches!
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No. 47662 ID: 5ba271
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47662

You are not where you were before.
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No. 47663 ID: f4963f

>>47662
Goddamn magic trees.

Where are we now, praytell? And where did your legs go?
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No. 47667 ID: 632862

>>47662
A colorless landscape? I hope you're not dead, alpaca.
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No. 47672 ID: 5ba271
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47672

>Dead?
You're still breathing, so this seems unlikely.
>Legs?
Covered by your fluff. You're sitting down.
>Bearings?
To your west is a cliff, with a forest below.
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No. 47673 ID: 5ba271
File 125342281064.png - (7.22KB , 800x600 , North.png )
47673

To the north is cliff, but with a manageable slope.
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No. 47674 ID: 5ba271
File 125342288985.png - (7.86KB , 800x600 , South.png )
47674

To the south is...

Oh, hey. He teleported you north, next to the city.
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No. 47675 ID: 43d730

>>47673
It can't be this simple.
Banishing an alpaca to a mountain is like unto the stories of a specific rabbit.
Walk carefully.
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No. 47686 ID: 1689ab

Stupid tree. Vow revenge. Pee off side of mountain.
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No. 47689 ID: f4963f

>>47686
>Vow Revenge
Ladies and gentlemen, OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE.

We must return. This time with fire. Or an axe.
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No. 47691 ID: f4963f

>>47674
... anyway, for the moment, let's head southwards, towards the city.

Where we can find the resources to facilitate our revenge.
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No. 47694 ID: 5ba271
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47694

You cautiously head south, towards the gate of the city, swearing revenge for this humiliation as you do so.

It appears the city gate is closed.
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No. 47707 ID: f4963f

>>47694
Punch the gate open!
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No. 47713 ID: 4553b2

>>47694
Knock politely.
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No. 47737 ID: 5ba271
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47737

You politely kick on the door.
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No. 47744 ID: 5ba271
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47744

The door swings open.
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No. 47774 ID: 476456

Go in!
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No. 47775 ID: 476456

Go in!
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No. 47919 ID: 5ba271
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47919

You enter the town. There appears to be a town map, with the stores listed, in front of you. There are three obvious ways to go, left, right, and forward. There is no one in sight.
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No. 47925 ID: 929180

>>47919
Go forward.
Trip over map.
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No. 47926 ID: 43d730

>>47919
Jump onto map and pose.
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No. 47928 ID: fdc826

>>47919
Silly alpaca, you can't read. Clearly, your only option is to piss on the map.
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No. 47934 ID: 5ba271
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47934

>>47926
You leap onto the map and pose!

Any thieves will think twice before trying to steal from you!
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No. 47935 ID: 5ba271
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47935

You slip off the pedestal.
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No. 47936 ID: 5ba271
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47936

You are knocked unconscious.
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No. 47939 ID: 5ba271
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47939

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