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79104 No. 79104 ID: 5b76f8

You know there are cultural differences and the like.
Expand all images
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No. 79105 ID: 5b76f8
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79105

But this is quite insulting.
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No. 79106 ID: 5b76f8
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79106

...You mean, really! Just a few little drinks! And they even managed to break some bottles which now can't be recycled responsibly!
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No. 79108 ID: 2b9d8e

Fucking weaklings. It's their fault you're looting them. Now.
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No. 79113 ID: d8d733

Clearly their genepool needs more dorf.
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No. 79115 ID: 5b76f8
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79115

>>now looting
Well, it...

...Er...

Uh...

...You do not think you know what you are doing.
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No. 79116 ID: 7eda8b

Why are you holding flowers now?

If this is a pun, I don't get it.
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No. 79118 ID: ea4c05

Check the campsite for some fun stuff to do. We don't even know what's around.
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No. 79120 ID: 88d217

>>79115
Is that lavender? Joan your tits seem to be growing.
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No. 79121 ID: 2dd482

Come on, we all like tits here but yours are just getting ridiculous, Joan.
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No. 79122 ID: 7eda8b

Ignore the naysayers.
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No. 79123 ID: 06406d

>>79121
Shhhhhhhh. Soon they will get big enough to be used as weapons! Then we will be able to contribute in fighting!
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No. 79125 ID: fa673e

It's heather you idiots.

The national flower of Scotland.
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No. 79126 ID: 7eda8b

Look around for weaponry.
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No. 79128 ID: e7f026

Take this opporunity to single handidly seige the elves and wipe them out all on your own. You woulndt want the help of these pansies anyway.
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No. 79133 ID: 5b76f8
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79133

It's heather.

There isn't much to do. Everyone's on duty or already passed out from a few little drinks and you're not allowed to go around freely doing as you please because of some silly excuses like "military camp" and that sort of thing.
Tom has some important business with the Big Hats and Captain Bruce specifically told you to not play on the tank, that stupid spoilsport.
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No. 79135 ID: 43d730
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79135

>>79121
Pic related.
>>79115
Put that back.
Check their scottishness by confirming under-kilt attire or lack thereof.
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No. 79136 ID: c9114b

>>79133
Find out where John is mucking about.

That sounds like a good time. Maybe the two of you could have a muck-off.
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No. 79137 ID: 4553b2

>>79133
Play on the tank anyway. We won't tell.
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No. 79138 ID: 2dd482

>>79133
Go see where john is mucking about.
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No. 79142 ID: ea4c05

Look for John and then be all over the tank.
Maybe you can even "borrow" it, those Scots seem to be boring.
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No. 79143 ID: 7d87d9

John probably know how to drive it! And they Scottish people seem to not know just how much you HATE ELVES!
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No. 79147 ID: 5b76f8
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79147

You really shouldn't even consider playing on the tank. There's a guard and Tom might think you're a stupid brat if you go breaking rules just for fun.

>>John
Well, John was mucking about around here just a moment ago, but now she seems to have disappeared.

For an attacking-a-fort-camp this place is pretty dull. Your family does things differently.
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No. 79151 ID: 2dd482

>>79147
why do you care what Tom thinks? You should totally take the tank and blow the shit out of the dorf fortress with it. Be a hero.
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No. 79153 ID: 2b9d8e

>>79151
Second.
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No. 79156 ID: 7d87d9

>>79147
We can't drive a tank by ourselves and the guard probably has a gun... and with our -10 strength we can't overpower him.

Does Joan have HUGE BEAUTY?
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No. 79159 ID: c9114b

See if you can smuggle a bottle out down your cleavage.

It's always a good idea to keep emergency rations around.
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No. 79160 ID: 2cbe3e

>>79147

Go and crash Tom's meeting with his superiors.
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No. 79167 ID: 5b76f8
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79167

Joan cannot on the tank.
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No. 79168 ID: 632862

>>79167
You accidentally a whole tank!?
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No. 79170 ID: 88d217

>>79167
Won't they at least let you make a sexy pose on the gun?
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No. 79173 ID: 7eda8b

You just hurt his trust. You big-titted jerk.

Go find something else to do. Offer to help dig or something.
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No. 79176 ID: 2cbe3e

>>79167

Fine go find something else fun going on.
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No. 79178 ID: c9114b

Flash him and run on the tank.
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No. 79179 ID: fa673e

LESSON OF THE STORY: MILITARY IS BORING AND UNFUN

Go and poke your head in the tents. John must be somewhere near.
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No. 79183 ID: 5b76f8
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79183

>>Fine go find something else fun going on.
>>go find something else fun.
>>FOR VENGEANCE
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No. 79184 ID: fb5d8e

Lift your breasts a little more.
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No. 79185 ID: 2b9d8e

The bucket goes on the head.
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No. 79186 ID: 5b76f8
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79186

>>79185
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No. 79187 ID: 7eda8b

This is boring. Go get a gun with a telescopic sight and examine the elf camp.
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No. 79188 ID: 43d730

>>79186
Seriously, we need to check if these are real scotsmen.
Kilt-check.
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No. 79189 ID: 2cbe3e

>>79186

or start gambling with the sloshed soldiers to win some cash.
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No. 79200 ID: 632862

>>79186
Wait, did you just crush that bucket?

Have you been working out, Joan?
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No. 79209 ID: 5b76f8
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79209

Wait, when you say "gun with telescopic sight" and "examine", what EXACTLY do you mean?
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No. 79210 ID: 7eda8b

Was thinking you could sneak closer and snipe people who thought they were safe.

If they don't let you on the tank, you're probably not allowed on the artillery either.
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No. 79212 ID: 2cbe3e

>>79209

Fire the large gun randomly into the elf fort of course.
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No. 79217 ID: ea4c05

>>79209
We were talking about your little gun, that artillery piece is even better though. Talk to the crew.
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No. 79218 ID: 2b9d8e

>>79209
Oh Joan you silly broad, that's not how you examine telescopic sights. Try again.
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No. 79219 ID: 91caa1

>>79209
Joan: Ride the large gun like a mechanical bull.
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No. 79220 ID: 88d217

We have gone hatless for too long, see if you can get a hat from one of those gunners.
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No. 79225 ID: e3f578

Lay on the gun erotically as you fire it into the elves.
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No. 79230 ID: 5b76f8
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79230

YOU ARE DENIED THE HAT.
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No. 79231 ID: d8d733

Demand they let you shoot the cannon.
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No. 79237 ID: 2cbe3e

>>79230

Find hidden tunnel out of base.
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No. 79243 ID: ea4c05

>>79230
You're goddamn useless without John, sorry to say that.
Find her, she'll be able to get you all kinds of hats and tanks with her subtle female tricks.
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No. 79247 ID: 7eda8b

Get a regular scoped rifle and snipe some elves.

If you can't see any, get closer until you can.
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No. 79264 ID: 43d730

>>79230
Joan.
You haven't spoken since the start of the episode.
You're acting a great deal more arrogant, and appear to be doing things for the lulz.
John hasn't shown up.

...You're John in a Joan suit, aren't you.
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No. 79269 ID: 5b76f8
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79269

You successfully demand you be allowed to fire the howitzer.
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No. 79272 ID: ea4c05
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79272

Fire it then.
It'll be hilarious.
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No. 79274 ID: d8d733

What's behind you?
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No. 79277 ID: 7eda8b

Sergal proximity alert.
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No. 79279 ID: 2b9d8e

>>79277
Rape imminent.
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No. 79280 ID: ea4c05

Oh shit, change of plan.
Turn around instead.
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No. 79287 ID: 5b76f8
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79287

It's just John.

Although she does look a bit happier and less undressed than usual...
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No. 79290 ID: ea4c05

>John
>less undressed
That's something we need to see.
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No. 79291 ID: 7eda8b

Dressed in what?
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No. 79314 ID: 91caa1

>>79287
Uh oh. Do show us what you see, Joan.
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No. 79318 ID: 88d217

YAY SHOOT THE GUN
Challenge the one with the best hat to a drinking contest.
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No. 79365 ID: 5b76f8
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79365

John... uh... she...

...well...
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No. 79367 ID: 91caa1

Compliment on how sexy she looks in her new outfit, and ask her where she got it.
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No. 79368 ID: 8ec3f9
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79368

>>79365
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No. 79369 ID: 7eda8b

>>79365
Compliment her excellent hat and accessories, but ask whether it's rated against firearms.
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No. 79371 ID: 476456

>>79365

whoa i...whoa.
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No. 79372 ID: ea4c05

>>79365
Hug Jo...
Ok, that's not really a possibility anymore. John seems to be all ready for some Sergal on elf massacre.
Also, congratulate her on respecting the ancient unprotected neck tradition.
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No. 79373 ID: f21281

>>79365
"...bitchin'."
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No. 79375 ID: 88d217

It looks like she could stand to cut about half the ear guards off of that helmet. Let's not forget about shooting the gun though!
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No. 79376 ID: 5b76f8
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79376

It is clear, considering John's intense mirth, that this is TO BE CONTINUED.
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No. 79377 ID: 7eda8b

Joan kiss John
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No. 79379 ID: 2dd482

>>79376
>john rape joan
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No. 79388 ID: 91caa1

Joan kiss John
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No. 79392 ID: 7eda8b

>>79379
You can't rape the willing, and who would be unwilling, faced with a hat so sexy?
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No. 79511 ID: 7d87d9

>>79365
>>79376
JOHN HAS BECOME GRIMDARK!

FUCK YEA!
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No. 79564 ID: 7eda8b

>>79511
>JOHN HAS BECOME MORE CHOPPY!
fixed
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No. 79624 ID: 91caa1

I like how you can see her tiny little babby ears under the helmet designed for people with normal, non-freakishly small ears.
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No. 79806 ID: f68a75

>>79624
Better than your NOT GRIMDARK HELMET.
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No. 79820 ID: 500888

I have a feeling that Joan's breasts will eventually consume her body, judging by the rate they are expanding.
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No. 79836 ID: 0738f8

>>79820
That’s because they are absorbing the biomass of john's ears.
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No. 79878 ID: 500888

>>79836
Maybe she should get checked for breast cancer.
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No. 79898 ID: 88d217

>>79878 I would like to examine her for breast cancer if you know what I mean
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No. 90703 ID: 7d87d9

Where's my Quest SDF! YOU PROMISED ME A QUEST
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No. 90755 ID: c2f14d

>>90703
He's too busy stroking his ego.
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No. 97068 ID: 7d87d9

GOD DAMNIT YOU COMMIE LOVING BASTARD UPDATE YOUR GOD DAMN QUEST
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No. 97123 ID: 5b76f8
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97123

>>90703
>>97068
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No. 97127 ID: 5d5878

>>97123
You, you... Doubletroll!
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No. 97134 ID: 947a28

>>97123
Make a snow devil, John.
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No. 97136 ID: a8a989

>>97123
Is the serious business... making yellow snow?
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No. 97138 ID: 8e18cd

>>97123

SDF you loveable bastard. Frolic in your snow like a faggot you are!
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No. 107714 ID: fa7b85

>>97123
So we gotta wait till spring?!

ELVES HAVE BABIES IN THE WINTER. THIS MORES MORE ELVES!
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No. 107724 ID: 8dc9d5

>>107714
More elves means a bigger bon-fire.
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No. 107725 ID: 8ecfd4

>>107724
Didn't Joan get a bit stronger from the elfish blood? I rather think we should hang them upside down from a tree (prefarably an ancient oak near Uppsala, but any big tree should do), slit their throats as a sacrifice to Odin (along with a prayer of streangth), gather up the blood and then bath in it and drink as much as we can stomach.

If nothing else it's badass and sadistic.
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No. 107726 ID: c05ae9

>>107714
You'd think a Sergal would use winter to wage war against communist elves.
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