>>358511
run it past one of the elder anons here, lawyerdog would give you his opinion and since he's been on the board so long he'll most likely know how it will be

If you do start this up i wish you the best of luck

Call me crazy, but I don't think you need to go through a committee to make a damn thread on an image board. Do what you want, within the rules. If it sucks, it'll fall off the front page. No big deal.

>>358511

How to make a thread: Exactly the same way as you post in a thread normally, except not as a reply to something. Just go to the board you want to post the thread in and act as if you want to reply to the board itself.

As far as a title image, welp, that's up to you to sort out. As long as it's not horrific, it'll work, but an on-topic image is always nice. You can either submit an image from your computer or post one from a URL. You can post an image from your computer with the choose file button below the message box. If you have a URL for an image already on the internet you like and want to use as your OP pic, however, paste the URL into the Embed field and making sure "Image URL" is selected.

Hit the "Submit" button next to the subject button, and you're done!

>>358568
Thanks! One last question before I make it, though. Considering that I more or less never draw, ever, and my attempts at "art" are appropriately crappy, would anyone mind if I just used clipart for the OP pic?

On second thought, it's probably better to just go with it and stop pelting everybody-and-his-mother with questions. So nevermind that last bit. Let's see what happens...

*crosses fingers*

>>358683
If it takes too long, there is a Wiki thread in the general forum where you can start complaining and hoping to be noticed. Presumably there are other channels to follow up in but I haven't really looked into them.

Wiki has been updated with a new "magical mechanic" page. Lots of information there.

http://tgchan.org/wiki/Guns_for_Hire_Magical_Mechanics

I looked through the quest a couple of times and I can't figure out which russian went on
Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep
and which on
Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard

>>/quest/369498
>Go ping ... 5k a head for ten Russians
Alright so, Guard mission had 10 russians.
>who will go on which mission-seems Gloom's going to be the leader of the assault team, while Matvey heads up the guard group. It takes five rather rowdy minutes, but they resolve who goes where, and turn back to me for further instructions.
>Rocco is amenable to providing silencers that fit the AN-94 for the team
Need to make note of that in equipment

>>/quest/369638
Gloom worked with: Lyubov, Dmitri, Iosef, Zhenya

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rolled 94, 74 = 168

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Rolling for relative success with haggling prices on black market arms purchases with the Korean (first roll) and the Mafia (second roll) as outlined in >>/quest/384657.

>>358782
You have to remember, of course, that some of the Russians (Gloom was one) went on both missions, and some (Andrei definitely, and I think Boris or Satai) didn't go on any. I think Bob said on IRC at some point a while ago who went on both.

Okay I'd like to address a very serious question now...

Out of those who actually read/post in my kerbal quest. How many of you want me to keep questing and how many think I should run something else?

Please don't be rude or mean, I'm just looking for opinions...

Flynn, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I love the quest so far. Keep it going, please please please please. You've already gone this far, don't give up now!

>>358790
Well if they read/posted in it they obviously enjoy it

Elephant Guy 2012/02/05(Sun)20:58 No. 358797 ID: 86fe4d
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>>358790

that quest is cool, man. and so are you. please proceed.

>>358790
I think it's pretty funny.

any recipes to share?

>All Authors: Got any fun or interesting stories to share?

Soylent green and the first time i watched it. Epic.

>Are you male or female?
How long have you been drawing?
Also, many authors said they like to read so—for those of you who do—what kind/genre of books do you like to read?

-dude
-since i was little
-anything by Dianna Wynne Jones (howl's moving castle the anime movie is based off of one of hers)

>Authors with art, how long does each image usually take?
Those who animate, how much longer?
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>how much time do you spend spend working on the quests that you run?
On the clock, it takes about an hour to complete an update. I really only work 15 minutes, maybe less, because suddenly I decide it's a good time to check /k/ or /v/ whenever I'm trying to update.

>Were you acting, or were you part of the production crew?
I was one of the actors, but I helped out with set design and sound at some points.

>…and is that a Dyson Sphere I spy in your avatar?
Yes it is!

>How'd you come up with your username
Firstname/Lastname

>Also, if you have a religion, what is it?
Lord slaanesh

>What difficulties did you deal with when creating your quest?

1-Dont now where to start (so I just wing it)
2-My drawings suck
3-two manny gramatical/speling erors
4-story is shit (every time)
5-Being to perverted
6-constantly tempted to quit because of previous problems
(apparently I'm not that bad, and your support is the only thing keeping me alive(Manic depressive+no self esteem)(My friends compares me to Somber constantly))

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>>358794

consider using a spellcheck if you have difficulties with grammar- it really doesn't take much time or effort.

DungeonCrawler 2011/12/23(Fri)13:00 No. 357380 ID: a9ba96
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>"So, according to the humans, the elves all annualy build toys for the human children as long as they behaved year-round?"
>"Yeah. That's pretty much how it works."
>"Did the elves ever do that?"
>"Nope."
>"Then where did that even get started?"
>"The humans probably figured that they needed some way to make their holiday cooler, so they added elves."
>"Oh. I guess I can understand that."

...

>"Either way, I like the hat."
>"Yeah, it is a pretty nice hat."

Codex Entry: The Fair Folk DungeonCrawler 2012/01/29(Sun)21:07 No. 358593 ID: a9ba96
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The Fair Folk is the title given to the mysterious kings of the fey by the Elves. Ancient, unaging, incredibly powerful creatures bearing a twisted resemblance to the Elves, Elven folklore often portrays the Fair Folk as the last remnants of an old realm created by the gods before the current one, and who introduced magic into the realm when they crossed over. It's said that the Fair Folk helped shape the realm with their powers as a final act to their gods before retreating back into their dead realm to make way for the new races the gods would create.

However, deep within the forests of Upper Ution lies the cold flames - rifts between the new realm and the old realm left behind when the Fair Folk left. In spite of their unrivaled arcane powers, it's believed that the Fair Folk only desire solitude - to live out eternity in a dead realm that has for unknown reasons been forsaken by the gods. Though the Fair Folk care little for the affairs of the gods' new realms, drawing too deep into the forests and too close to the cold flames is said to disturb the Fair Folk, who manipulate the fey from beyond the veil to keep other races away. Those who are not deterred and venture into the flames regardless, hoping to learn from they Fair Folk are said to leave the flames enlightened. and those who enter hoping to steal from the old realm are said to never leave it. Some tales say that those who manage to offend the Fair Folk enough not only disappear themselves, but have their entire clan hunted down by a force from beyond the cold flames known as "The Wild Hunt."

The Fair Folk were believed to be a myth created by the Elves to deter the humans from attempting to invade Upper Ution until the Drow Elf War, where the riders of the Wild Hunt emerged from the woods to assist the other races near the end of the conflict, disappearing as swiftly as they came after the fall of the Drow.

The Guild of Mages

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Codex Entry: Cyclopean ("Cyclops") DungeonCrawler 2012/01/29(Sun)21:09 No. 358594 ID: a9ba96
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Cyclopeans, or "Cyclops" as they are more often called, were the result of early tensions between the Humans and the Elves. As large scale conflict between the the two races grew to seem increasingly inevitable, the kings of the human nations turned to the Guild of Mages to find a secret weapon to counter the Elves' mastery of the arcane arts.

The guild responded with the Cyclopeans; the result of a ritual to infuse a human soldier with fey blood. The experiments produced thirty troops who, though not completely impervious, possessed a natural resistance to charms, hexes, and other magical attacks. However, the ritual yielded some unexpected results - all thirty soldiers suffered from a grotesque physical mutation in the weeks following the ritual, their eyes fusing together into one large eye at the center of their head.

The Cyclopeans who remained in the military after the experiments never saw battle against the Elves, as the Orc invasion that kicked off the Hundred-Year Siege occurred only a year later.

Technically still human, the Cyclopeans are capable of unions with other humans, though their offspring suffer from a similar mutation at birth and possess a similar resistance to magic. The descendants of the Cyclopeans still live in Lower Ution in small numbers today, most serving as adventurers or mercenaries.

Codex Entry: The Fey DungeonCrawler 2012/01/29(Sun)21:13 No. 358595 ID: a9ba96
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they say the Elves are graceful, moving swiftly as the breeze
So graceful they could kill a man and slip into the trees
And by the time the other men realize the foul play
The Elf could have long since escaped to woodlands far away
They say the Elves are secretive, and thus they're hard to trust
But 'ere we judge the Elven folk who mean no harm to us;
It's vital that we realize, though the Elves seem fierce today
They say the Elves, with all their grace, are fearful the Fey
-Anonymous

Though the woods of Upper Ution are still filled with many small, independent Elven communities and clans, the Elven kingdoms of En'Ler, Ortman, and Thernt were formed to serve a single purpose - to create Elven communities strong enough to protect its members from the fey. In spite of their grace, agility, and masterful comprehension of magic, the Elven race has revered the power of the Fey with fear and respect to this day.

The Fey are creatures born from the introduction of magic into the realm, arcane might giving life to nature in a myriad of ways. Few types of fey are outright malevolent, but those that aren't tend to be either violently protective of their territory, or incredibly mischievous while displaying little understanding of morality in their pranks. Fay can be found in small numbers in any large enough forest or jungle, but the highest concentration of these creatures is in Upper Ution, where the most powerful and violent types of Fey reside. Being magical creatures, the fey are naturally capable of many powerful arcane feats, but all share a common vulnerability to weapons made of silver.

All fey speak feyspeak, an otherworldly chattering incomprehensible to other creatures. The Fey are an incredibly varied race, but common Fey types include;

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>>358595
Love the poem, also interesting how you string a relation between imps, fey and goblins.

Also odd to think that we have already met a fey, that leprechaun merc leader.

>>358659

that was the correct answer.

>>358659
Technical Specifications. Nao.

Anonymous 2012/02/02(Thu)22:38 No. 358713 ID: ed9a44
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>>358604
> Probably some pompous dude that wants to be the big man around, but can barely tie his own shoes.
Sue: "That's King!"
Toroko:: "But Mimigas don't... actually wear shoes."
Jack: "He tries really hard!"
Chaco: "So very, very hard."

Shabin 2012/02/02(Thu)23:31 No. 358718 ID: d6af4f
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Too hard.

>>358718
Sue, Shabin, and Rokoa: How well would you all get along at a roller disco?

Yay, artz! Also lol at Lenion. I should have seen that coming.

Larro 2012/02/02(Thu)17:48 No. 358704 ID: 5a6216
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Eiridi don't kiss to show affection, they rub frills.

>>358704
Adorable. That is all.

>>358704
SMUT!

Just kidding... and Awwww!

>>358704
seriously, very cute

god help everyone if they find a way to manufacture it.

>>358751
You're forgetting the death rate, too. (And since we're talking bodies here, the fact psychic patterns can survive doesn't matter, except that it might make them less careful at keeping said death rate down.)

They are still outdone by mice for raw growth rate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fancy_mouse#Breeding
...but those kind of have population booms and busts with food supply. And get eaten. A lot.

There is the question of what the growth rate of psychic patterns is. We known it's not hard-linked to body-population growth rate because Maolla has previous lives and had to wait to be born after chargen, i.e. a dying body doesn't mean a dying pattern and a new body sometimes re-uses an old pattern rather than creating a new one.

>>358763
they are extremely un-careful. they use the super experimental stuff.

>>358763
Wait, so psychic patterns is what uses up the psychic rock stuff and not the bodies?

>>358767
the bodies use it. they recycle the bodies after death. and it doesn't get used up. recycling gets it all back out.

>>358746
THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH

>>358747

Every single man in the world disagrees with you right now.

>>358748
i mean i agree that i disagree

there shuold be more bisexual women, case closed

>>358759
for both sides, indeed

whaat 2012/02/02(Thu)23:56 No. 358721 ID: b0d1a8
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Here's Oken being Oken for lonelyworld.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2012/02/03(Fri)19:59 No. 358732 ID: e79d6a
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Fighting liches by moonlight,
Looting bandits by daylight,
Sometimes running from a real fight,
She is the one named Sailor Rynh.

She will never turn her back on a friend,
Unless they're the ones who offend,
She is the one who is a loose end,
She is the one named Sailor...

Sailor Oken!
Sailor Penji!
Sailor Amiel!

With dragon powers not so new to her,
She is the one named Sailor Rynh.

Fighting liches by moonlight,
Looting bandits by daylight,
Who gave Penji an ACOG sight,
She is the one named Sailor Rynh,
She is the one named Sailor Rynh
She is the one...
Sailor Rynh!

>>358732
Fuck you, not only did you dredge up that song from wherever it was rattling around inside my head, now I can't stop humming it! Stop being hilarious!

>>358732
Ahaha Oken

>>358732
Bwahahahahahahah xD

>>358678
You say that like it's a bad thing. :3c

>>358675

We are not going to get our mimiga to destroy the zombie core because it's obviously just supermassive and you can't make mass just disappear.

>>358690
If it WERE supermassive, it would crush everyone on the surface to death. Or at least Hok and his squishy race. That also explains why they need cables to go everywhere, as long range radio is probably a bitch to keep functional in a place with a magnetic field that powerful.

Also, if you want to escape a Magnetic planet, use a starship made of COMPOSITES. Not that hard to get around, really, all you need is the tech to make composites. I blame Iron Cove for everyone not escaping. Everything is their fault.

>>358695

yeah, man! fucking Iron Cove! we should set their reactors to melt down as a goodbye gift.

Oh so that's what that tab was we saw in her ear. The plasma sword. I wonder what else she keeps in her ears...

>>358505
Well, you could also talk about what to improve(change) about the flash, not only what could be added, as when I'm making the next chapter, it would be nice to work in a way that doesn't need to get changed later^^

As for irc... well, maybe I'm stalking the irc then... I wasn't in a irc-chat for quite some time... although I don't know Ed's nickname... and when he get's online...

>Yep. I reckon starting Ed's song on the Devil line would be fairly powerful.
you mean the last frame?
I'm not sure to implement such a long song, as 0.8Mb (I converted the sound to mp3 to use) will lead to longer loading-times...

>>358516
>although I don't know Ed's nickname
Ed Pastry's IRC name is Ed_Pastry.
It doesn't have to be you, somebody else could direct him to this thread, but you really ought to be on IRC anyway. Everyone should.

Although I haven't seen Ed around lately and a cursory investigation indicates he hasn't updated in a few weeks, Nd I've not seen him around IRC lately either, so it might be a while.

Nachtrae 2012/01/27(Fri)17:21 No. 358527 ID: 4f1b29
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Sometimes random thought patterns turn into strange things.
Sometimes those strange things don't let go untill you put them on paper.

this was one of those strange things that popped up in my head. Tried to keep it in the DiveQuest art style.

When I didn't make any severe mistakes, flash-file of chapter2 is now available:

http://dediggefedde.deviantart.com/art/Divequest-flash-chapter-2-282766445#

>>358655
Read it just now. Left a comment too. ^^

Mechi. and then two chapters of Wizard.

>>349466
Wizard. Let's get them all introduced, then.

Times like these I wish I had a single discussion thread for all my quests. I will use this one because whatever.

I’m sorry about the slow pace of the updates lately, but I’m not at my best moment. I don’t wanna get into details, but I’m pretty much getting kicked out of home and I am hunting for job and a place to live. In the meantime, I am going to do commissions, because any money II can get is welcome. www.furaffinity.net/user/starit/ if anyone is interested.

This doesn’t mean that I’m gonna stop updating, I will do my best to keep my quests alive, because I love doing it, and I love you guys (no homo). But I thought it would be fair to give a heads up on my situation. Thank you all for the support, the interest and the participation so far. You people are the best.

>>358672
Hey, man. I'm almost in the same situation. Hang in there!

>>358672
coming from a guy who just came outta that situation I'm just gonna say that it's not an easy trip and to be ready for some tough experiences.
Just do what you gotta do to survive. It'll mean struggling a bit but hopefully everything works out for you.

I had the idea about a month ago to burn down Wrench Monkey's old employer. We can pretend we're in it for the little man, while really just being a dick (that was at least proposed as our meta once, right?), and force Wrench Monkey to either start saving the guys who ruined his life because he was too good at his job, or embrace villainy by endorsing petty revenge. Plus if he does manage to win, we're being nice, because he'll probably get credit and might get his job back and become like company mascot or something.

I didn't have any specific ideas on what to do except maybe 'burn it down', so trying to turn it their offices into a giant candle sounds possible. Ideally the fight should give Wrench Monkey some opportunity to use his abilities, so focusing on the destruction of the building while giving him a chance to reinforce it or build ways for everyone to get out safely should be considered in the plan.

Blacwick!94Ud9yTfxQ 2012/02/01(Wed)17:27 No. 358657 ID: 785c50
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more arts

>>358652
I am always in #rubyquest and #tgchan and #tozol on irc.rizon.net, along with everyone else. I won't be paying attention unless you ding me, though. Saying "gnome" will do the trick.

To clarify: Delirium is not in jail, but there was a thing that we promised to Delirium that I think everyone's completely forgot about. But that's okay I guess.

>>358657
Did we promise her something besides agreeing to crash at her place for a couple days?

>>358649
That sounds a bit more dickish than I really expect Gnome to be. But as long as we can find a way out of there it would be fun.
We could just make a portal and then if it's redirected we don't go through it. In fact we should probably go with a portal anyway so that many prisoners can leave through it.

>>358652
We should totally see if the Don is down for this. For all we know he might have a buddy or two in the clink as well. And we should tell Delirium, and Blood Knight if we come across a way to contact him, since they're presumably friends of the Hollow Queen as well.

>>358658
Well it was sort of implied that we'd hang out with her too, but not besides that, unless I'm missing something. And I reviewed the thread to be sure, so I don't think I am. I hadn't forgotten, but I'd reckoned it doesn't mean anything in particular that needs a lot of discussion, just that we'll head to her house this evening instead of our own apartment.

>>358656
This seems like it has some potential. If he's successful in defeating us, he'll likely get his job back. On the other hand, in the more likely event that we defeat him, it may reforge his ties to the place. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing; it could be to our advantage if we need a mundane constr

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Blacwick!94Ud9yTfxQ 2012/02/02(Thu)00:58 No. 358670 ID: 72b600
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>>358658
Nah, that's all it was. I'm just making sure people don't forget something that happened to Blacwick just yesterday, is all. It's been 7 months, I don't blame anyone if they forgot. Everything else worth mentioning was being discussed, so I thought that was also worth mentioning.

Words words have a sketch.

a kobold just got payed the worth of four big ass animals plus extra for having sex
my god

>>358538
Hail to the King baby.

Is that elf we just talked to Eliye Leafburrow? They have the same hairdue man.

>>358559

goddamn treefuckers all look the same anyway.

If we have another adventure and Flava Flav dies (God I hope not), since Flava Flav's Bi's name wouldn't make sense anymore, I propose a rename to Mik Daawson