alright so my name is Smack Bottom

>>116187
Bottom is currently not a last name choice, button is however.

Smack Buttock?

Smack Booty

smack button

The Past 2010/01/21(Thu)19:07 No. 116211 ID: e98c4f
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>>116196

You think of a name, Smack Button seems good enough.

You have completed an action and now do another, new options have opened up:

MOVEMENT: Attempt of explore new location. (Likely not to work out so well.)
TRANSFORM: Select a new body for yourself, can only be done once for this is a free usage of a MAJOR action, more of this to come later. You can select from a preset body, or create a new one, be warned, our creation stats are very low and whatever body we create for ourselves will be extremely weak compared to the preselected ones.

Non-player actions:

Request stats.

>>116211
Yiff

Hack the server. Make everything explode.

BUY A HUGE DONG!

Abort ABORT

attempt this transform dealie

>>116211
Ponder why the water looks like Saran Wrap.

Ed Pastry 2010/01/21(Thu)19:20 No. 116230 ID: 35cea2
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MISSION: NEVER LEAVE

The Past 2010/01/21(Thu)19:52 No. 116265 ID: e98c4f
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>>116227
TRANSFORM - You can choice one of these options below:

Armed fighter:
Building know-how: 2
Reaction generation: 1
Combat skill: 8
Communication Skill: 1
General worry factor: 3
Exploration skill: 4
Overall Socializing skill: 3
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: 2
Teleporting: 4
Special ability: Can evolve into greater forms of itself without building skill, depending on its actions.
Also comes armed with a basic plasma gun, slow firing.

Pixelated nightmare - Uboa:

Building know-how: 1
Reaction generation: 10
Combat skill: 0
Communication Skill: 0
General worry factor: 10
Exploration skill: 2
Overall Socializing skill: 0
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: 6
Teleporting: 12
Special ability: Extremely unnerving. Has good teleportation skills for surprise and can teleport anywhere on the grid. Unable to do most interactions to others.

Buffer Alien:

Building know-how: 6
Reaction generation: 3
Combat skill: 0
Communication Skill: 6
General worry factor: 1
Exploration skill: 7
Overall Socializing skill: 7
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: 1
Teleporting: 5
Special ability: Creates an interesting fog.

Outdated Goon:

Building know-how: 10
Reaction generation: 5
Combat skill: 2
Communication Skill: 6
General worry factor: 0
Exploration skill: 3
Overall Socializing skill: 5
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: 9
Teleporting: 0
Special ability: Comes with a book full of magic, extremely powerful. Unable to teleport, must find others to teleport him.

Obvious Griefer:

Building know-how: 2
Reaction generation: 8
Combat skill: 0
Communication Skill: 1
General worry factor: 1
Exploration skill: 4
Overall Socializing skill: 1
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: 20
Teleporting: 1
Special ability: Extremely week, likely to get banned from most areas, can however produce silly results.

Building know-how: How well the body grants building to you.
Reaction generation: How well, or badly people react to seeing you at first.
Combat skill: Can you fight at all, if you are armed, how well you handle fire arms and various weapons.
Communication Skill: How well you can talk to people and the rage of which you can do so. Higher levels of this allow you to talk your way out of anything, or into anything.
General worry factor: How easily you become worried over various things, or lose your cool.
Exploration skill: How well you can explore various places you go, and likeliness to find interesting things.
Overall Socializing skill: How well you're able to preform in a social environment. How well you can handle yourself around many different people.
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: Pretty simple, how easily others will think you're a griefer, this stat can be funny, but troublesome.
Teleporting: How far you can teleport from place to place. Sometimes you won't beable to teleport to desired places quickly, or even at all.

>>116265

either outdated goon, uboa, or obvious griefer

it's kinda hard to choose one

>>116265
Outdated Goon! We shall summon dongmonsters!

palsma rifle

Out of interest, what the hell is a buffer alien? It's the only name I don't recognise a source for.

Otherwise, I'm voting outdated Goon.

GOON

The Past 2010/01/24(Sun)02:09 No. 117751 ID: e98c4f
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You have transformed into this new body, you have picked OUTDATED GOON. You are suddenly filled with deep thoughts, and this odd urge to kill something called... "Latzo"

>>"Hello? I could have sworn I heard someone."

Current stats:

Basic stats:
Sight rage max: 208 meters
Max walking speed: 3.2 meters per second
Max running speed: 5 meters per second
Awareness: 100%

Body stats:
Building know-how: 10
Reaction generation: 5
Combat skill: 2
Communication Skill: 6
General worry factor: 0
Exploration skill: 3
Overall Socializing skill: 5
Likeliness to be labeled a griefer: 9
Teleporting: 0
Special ability: Comes with a book full of magic, extremely powerful. Unable to teleport, must find others to teleport him.

>>117751

(Forgot to post this)

Currently OUTDATED GOON can preform all basic tasks other then TELEPORT. Such tasks include basic building, basic scripting, exploring, showing things, and gathering things.

>>117751
Go harass Prokofy Neva