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141257 No. 141257 ID: 5eedac

Hello, welcome to Broken Trek! In this quest, you are tasked with helping two stick figures find their friend in a mental institution.

The stick figure on the left is Ilya Nindreiter. He's good at hockey, likes tapioca pudding, and his girlfriend might actually be his hand. The stick figure on the right is Luca Spezza, who enjoys the flesh of children (or veal, I'm not sure) and is quite talented at DJing raves. Together they solve puzzles. And pull the wings off of flies. Or something like that.
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No. 141258 ID: 2cbe3e

Oh... ok then.
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No. 141259 ID: 5eedac
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141259

[this is mostly a text-based quest, but there are images for important things. Like this.)

We join our heroes in Jagr Mental Hospital, located conveniently in the middle of nowhere. They are here for a reason, but of course, they need to get their means across the the receptionist.

The receptionist doesn't seem too happy to be here.
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No. 141260 ID: 5eedac

>>141258
FatHookerQuest will have to wait, sorry.
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No. 141262 ID: 701a19

"Hi, [Friend's name here] is scheduled to be released today, and we're here to pick him up."
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No. 141263 ID: 5eedac

>>141262
Spezza is just about to say these words when he has a massive brainfart.

...What was the name of the person they were going to pick up, again?

Choose wisely.
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No. 141264 ID: 5eedac

>>141263
buttface mcbutterson
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No. 141265 ID: 5eedac
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141265

>>141263
Eric. Eric Crouch.
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No. 141281 ID: 7630d5

Joseph Frankenheimer
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No. 141283 ID: 5eedac
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141283

>>141265
>>141281
[I'd do a coinflip here, but I have no change on me.]

Spezza addresses the receptionist.

"Hi, Joseph E. Frankencrouch is scheduled to be released today, and we're here to pick him up."

She stares blankly for a moment, resembling the average zombie.

But promptly smiles, and starts digging in her desk.

"Oh, yes, Mr. J.E. Frankencrouch! A real bad case of anxiety disorder, is it not? Here, you'll be headed to Ward 9 to pick him up. You'll have to go through Ward 7 and 8 first, though."
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No. 141289 ID: 5eedac

>>141283
Head to Ward 7, of course.
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No. 141290 ID: 5eedac

>>141289
Ilya and Spezza head up the stairs to ward 7. Turns out, Ward 7 is a long, drawn out hallway. There are many doors, most likely towards patient rooms.

There's a man sitting in a chair in the middle of the hallway, with dark red hair and brown pants. He's staring at Ilya.
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No. 141513 ID: 5eedac

Ilya and Spezza stand around awkwardly for several hours.
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No. 141515 ID: 738fe5

Well, that's no way to spend time. You've got a friend waiting on you two! Go ahead and go down the hallway, preferably avoiding the creepy chair dude, if possible.
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No. 141516 ID: 5eedac
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141516

...This guy doesn't seem to want to move.

He hasn't said a word since a couple hou- I mean, since Ilya and Spezza entered the hall, but for the duration of that time he's been giving the two a mean thousand yard gaze.

The two try to get past, but it looks like this guy in the chair is blocking their path.
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No. 141540 ID: 7630d5

Go ahead and politely ask him if he could move for the two of you, explaining that you have a friend that's waiting for you. If needed, stress the urgency of the situation.
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No. 142037 ID: 5eedac
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142037

>>141540
The man introduces himself as Sakic.
He's been here for years.
He's the head of security for the ward.
He says he's not willing to let you through without identification.
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No. 142038 ID: 5eedac

>>142037
punch his face off. One of you is a hockey player, this should be easy.
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No. 142069 ID: 5eedac

>>142037
>2550x3300
...why

Just show him your driver's license or something. If all else fails, there's two of you and one of him. You can take him.
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No. 142123 ID: 7630d5

Wait, didn't the receptionist give you two guest tags or something? seems pretty..unorthodox for a mental institution.
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No. 142154 ID: 5eedac
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142154

>>142123
Joseph was always a cheapass. Even when choosing mental hospitals, apparently.

>>142038
...Ilya was never too good of a fighter. If push comes to shove he can throw, but he'd rather not.

Ilya begins to reach into his pocket for his driver's license when a large buzzing noise fills the hallway. Lights flash on and off.

"Someone's set off the alarm," Sakic says.

"Someone's escaped from their ward."

[poorly done and seizure inducing, but hey, animooted!]
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No. 142159 ID: 5eedac

>>142154
Did we trip the alarm?

Also, this would be a good time to run past Sakic while he's distracted.
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No. 142169 ID: 5eedac
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142169

>>142154
PUNCH THROUGH THE DARKNESS.

Or alternatively, slap the darkness out of the way. Make sure to take your shirt off first.
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No. 143893 ID: 5eedac
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143893

[I hate to post nonconstructive stuff that doesn't further the quest, but does anyone have any stock in this game? It seems like it hasn't sparked an interest in many anons.]
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No. 143897 ID: 7630d5

I do, and apparently a few others do too. It's just that not all quests are super-duper popular :< As long as you have fun doing it, and people keep reading it then you should continue it. (quite a few quests run with a very small audience (3-4 or so dedicated readers for some quests))
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No. 144355 ID: 5eedac
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144355

[that is assuring, I guess.]

>>142159
It's very disorienting in the flashing, seizure inducing hallway. They can run, but they won't get very far. Or they'll run into a wall.

>>142169
Ilya channels his inner Sidney Crosby and unleashes a slap of utmost femininit- I mean, justice. He connected with something, though!
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No. 144357 ID: 5eedac
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144357

But as the lights stop flashing, it's apparent that was not what Ilya was aiming for.
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No. 144464 ID: 7630d5

Well, at least you accomplished something, i gue- oh god wait what where is luca and the hallway
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No. 145092 ID: 5eedac
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145092

>>144464
[uh, Spezza's right there]

Sakic- and his chair- is gone. Ilya and Spezza (who is a little bitter about being slapped) are left in the hallway. It's quiet, as if the patients haven't noticed what happened.
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No. 145111 ID: 950529

time
for
sex
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No. 145759 ID: 5eedac

>>145111
y u jockin' me, reaver
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No. 145761 ID: 1ac39d

say sorry and hug.
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No. 146145 ID: f635c1

Welp. Carry on, then.
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No. 146287 ID: 5eedac

>>145761
You two hug in a totally nongay manner.

This still doesn't solve what's going on, though.
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