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153134 No. 153134 ID: 04eb0c

WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR, FUCKWIT?

WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

WELL WHADDYAKNOW, ITS YOUR LUCKY FUCKING DAY THEN, PAL!

I'LL GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO REMAKE YOURSELF

NOW CHOOSE WHAT SORTA CROTCH GRAB BAG YOU WANT.

>CHICK
>BRO
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No. 153135 ID: 3416ec

BROS BEFORE HOS

Be a Bro.
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No. 153136 ID: 733e3b

CHOOSE DONG
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No. 153137 ID: 6bf0ae

The sorta bro-chick who digs other chicks.
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No. 153138 ID: ea4701

I vote for Bro!
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No. 153139 ID: 8ecfd4

Bro man!
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No. 153143 ID: 60477c

be a broski, brewski, brahski, brosidon, brodin, bro/brah.
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No. 153145 ID: 04eb0c
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153145

>>153135
>>153136
>>153138
LOOKS LIKE THE DICK OPTION BEAT
>>153137
THE CHICK OPTION

GOOD FUCKING CHOICE

*MOTHERFUCKIN' ZAP*

THERE'S SOME SWEET DUDS TO COVER YOUR SHAME, YOU FUCKING NUDIST

YOU ARE LOOKING A LITTLE SHAKY THERE, COCKWEED, SO I'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE TO CHANGE YOU FROM THAT BITCH DEMEANOR YOU GOT GOING ON.

>EMO KIDD
>MR. HOT BLOOD
>JOE COOL
>LITTLE CRYBABY BITCH
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No. 153146 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153145
Motherfucking Joe Cool. He will be the sauvest coolest god damn motherfucker to have ever graced the earth with his presence.
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No. 153148 ID: 3416ec

>>153145

Joe Cool. Durr.
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No. 153149 ID: 8ce2bf

LITTLE CRYBABY BITCH AW YEAH
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No. 153150 ID: f98e0b

HOT BLOODED
COME AND SEEEEEEEE
I'VE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNNERD AND THREEEEE
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No. 153151 ID: 3cbbfe

You sound like a Hot Blood. Let's go with that option.
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No. 153152 ID: 60477c

MR HOT BLOODED, FUCK THE REST OF THOSE TWATS
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No. 153155 ID: ba7c76

Fuck it, GET ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER.
YOUR BLOOD'S GOING TO BE SO HOT IT'LL MELT FUCKING SUNS. LET'S KICK SOME ASS.
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No. 153156 ID: 04eb0c
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153156

>>153150
>>153151
>>153152
>>153155

I BET YOU ARE FUCKING FEELING IT NOW

AW YEAH, MY MOTHERFUCKER

THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT

NOW THAT YOU HAVE LITERAL FUCKING FIRE THROUGH YOUR ONCE=PUSSY BABY VEINS, YOU NEED A NAME

WHAT'LL IT BE, MOTHERFUCKER?

>_
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No. 153157 ID: e33b50

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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No. 153158 ID: ea4701

Simon. God damn Simon.
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No. 153159 ID: d56ac0

Crimbo Hardstyle
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No. 153160 ID: 3416ec

>>153156

SLAB BULKHEAD
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No. 153161 ID: b71223

TELDONDOROSA
TIDUS
OR JUST SPARIL
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No. 153163 ID: 3cbbfe

>>153156
Blaze Machina
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No. 153164 ID: 6bf0ae

JoJo
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No. 153165 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153156
Motherfucking JoJo. And you had better bulk up like a motherfucker.
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No. 153170 ID: ba7c76

>>153156
JESUS FUCK-KING CHRIST
JESUS
YOUR NAME IS JESUS
GO
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No. 153171 ID: ba7c76

>>153159
Actually, I take it back.
Crimbo Hardstyle is God-tier.
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No. 153173 ID: bc1727

>>153159

Thirded. Crimbo, GO!
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No. 153174 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153171
Hmm, let us combine it then. He shall be known as Crimbo JoJo Hardstyle. Baddest motherfucker to ever grace the earth with his presance.
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No. 153175 ID: 04eb0c
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153175

>>153159
OH FUCK, THIS NAME JUST DROVE ITSELF RIGHT THE FUCK HOME INTO YOUR FUCKING CHEST, MAN

SHIT DID IT JUST BLAZE ITSELF ONTO YOUR FUCKING SHIRT?

HOLY FUCK

>>153165
HA HA WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING

LOOK AT SOME OF THE TOUGHEST HOT BLOODED MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'VE SEEN

ALL SKINNY MEN WITH HARD ATTITUDES AND IRON MOTHERFUCKER WILLS


AW SHIT LOOK IT YOURSELF

NOW WE NEED TO FIND YOU SOMETHING TO EXPLODE ON

WHAT'LL IT BE, CRIMBO?

>_
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No. 153176 ID: 8ce2bf

>>153175
Settle down with a nice man and be a stay at home mom.
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No. 153177 ID: e31d52

>>153175
FIND THE NEAREST CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS.

SEIGE IT. WITH YOUR FISTS.
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No. 153178 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153175
Those punk ass bitches hanging around in the mall talking shit about you all day long. Those whiney crybaby fucks needs someone to come over there and ruin their shit so they can cry some more.
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No. 153179 ID: 3cbbfe

>>153175
Hot Dog stand. They don't have any more relish.
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No. 153180 ID: ea4701

>>153175

Boss just fired you and hired your Rival to reign the company (undercover spionage/mecha industry)
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No. 153181 ID: 9891a9

>>153175
GO EXPLODE ON THE NEAREST PAIR OF SKYSCRAPERS, SUCH THAT EVERYONE WILL FEAR YOUR IRON MOTHERFUCKING AWESOMENESS
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No. 153182 ID: bc1727

Your neighbor's dog shat on your lawn. You will not stand for this sh!@#. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
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No. 153185 ID: 04eb0c
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153185

>>153176
You do~

Also you start wearing socks with sandals and listening to various forms of folk rock while planning for your weekly book club~!!

Choose what tea to set for your living room table!

>Chai
>Green
>Earl Grey
>Forget tea, make coffee~!
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No. 153186 ID: ea4701

Earl Grey with sugar and milk
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No. 153188 ID: bc1727

FUCK THAT, THIS ISN'T HARDBOILED OR BADASS. DO SOMETHING BETTER! PUNCH AN EXPENSIVE VASE OR SOMETHING!
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No. 153189 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153185
Motherfucking earl grey man. And it should be motherfucking strong and blacker than a the soul of a corporate lawyer.
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No. 153190 ID: d97d76

FUCK THIS SHIT

START PUNCHING EVERYTHING
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No. 153192 ID: 23ebea

BLACK

COFFEE

DOUBLESTRENGTH


FOR POWERFUL READING EXPERIENCE
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No. 153193 ID: 3416ec

Take that candy-ass apron off and GO FIGHT BEARS WITH CHAINSAWS.
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No. 153199 ID: 6bf0ae

Put some tea in a thermos, take it to his workplace as a surprise, find out he's been cheating on you with a secretary, kill everyone.
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No. 153200 ID: bc1727

Take a shower. Wash off the crippling shame that is what your life has become! With that out of the way, find those chainsaw bears!
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No. 153202 ID: 04eb0c
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153202

>>153190
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE RIGHT THIS IS PUSSY GIRL BULLSHIT

GET OUT THERE MOTHERFUCKER AND START PUNCHING CAUSE WE GOT A LONG LIST OF STUFF TO FUCK UP

STARTING WITH THAT COCKSUCKER HOT DOG SALESMAN.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GARBAGE HOT DOG VENDOR ARE YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MOTHERFUCKING RELISH

A MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS GROUND UP FUCKING PICKLES FOR HIS FUCKING HOT DOG THATS JUST THE WAY IT WORKS

FUCK

TAKE IT, CHUMP

*MOTHERFUCKING POW*

NOW THAT THAT GOATFUCKER IS TAKEN CARE OF WHAT NEXT?!

>SIEGE CORPORATE HQ
>PUNCH OUT PUNK BITCH TEENAGERS
>BLOW UP SKYSCRAPERS WITH FUCKSPLOSION
>PUNCH OUT FAGGOT NEIGHBOR'S POODLE
>PUNCH OUT SHIT-EATING BOSS
>SOMETHING ELSE???
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No. 153203 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153202
Oh fuck man, those are all good. Start by punching out bitch ass whiney teen agers, then blow up some skyscrapers with a fucksplosion and then introduce your fists to the face of your shiteating boss.
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No. 153204 ID: 3cbbfe

>BLOW UP
>CORPORATE HQ WITH
>FAGGOT NEIGHBOR'S POODLE
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No. 153205 ID: d97d76

I DON'T KNOW WHOSE CORPORATE HQ IT IS BUT THOSE THINGS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL

SIEGE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
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No. 153206 ID: ea4701

Gotta go find a fuckawesome BASEBALL CAP or something. Then drag it over your Rival's head and sack him up in it, then eject the fucker down the toilet.

Don't forget to use the SAVE POINT before taking on... THE BOSS.
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No. 153207 ID: 9e4f35

BLOW UP SKYSCRAPERS. PUNCH TEENAGERS ON THE WAY THERE.
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No. 153208 ID: bc1727

SLAP PUNK BITCH TEENAGERS WITH FAGGOT NEIGHBOR'S POODLE, STUFF IT WITH EXPLOSIVES AND SEIGE THE CORPORATE HQ SKYSCRAPERS WHERE SHIT-EATING BOSS WORKS AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE CAUSE POODLE FUCKSPLOSION!

DO IT FOR THE EMPEROR!
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No. 153209 ID: 733e3b

>>153206
Hold on there, COMRADE. We eat lightning and shit thunder. We don't need some faggot save point before giving this overweight, number crunching ASSHOLE a KNUCKLE SUPPER
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No. 153211 ID: ec9f60

use poodle to blow up corporate hq
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No. 153221 ID: ea4701

>>153209

Ten-fucking-four.

Let's blow down the skyscrapers first, then attack the closest post office head-on!

reason? DO WE NEED A REASON BITCH? HOW ABOUT THE MAIL ALWAYS BEING SO GOD DAMN LATE IS THIS REASON ENOUGH!? Tear their shit down.
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No. 153235 ID: 04eb0c
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153235

>>153204
TWO FUCKERS WITH ONE SHOT, SOUNDS LEGIT!

ALRIGHT GRAB YOUR NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING GIRLY BABY DOG MR. FLUFFNSTUFF

AND SLAP A LITTLE REMY LEBEAU ON THAT BITCH

LET'S BUST SOME HARD STYLE ON THOSE TWINKLE-TOED, FAIRY COCKSUCKERS
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No. 153236 ID: 04eb0c
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153236

>>153235
FLY TRUE, COCKNSTUFF

FOREVER FREE

YOU LITTLE SHIT-STAIN
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No. 153237 ID: 04eb0c
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153237

>>153236

...
.....
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No. 153239 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153236
Hmmm, a poodle against the cold harsh concrete of the corporate world? Who will win this epic battle!

I think you may have to follow it up with some punches. But if not then it's time for the next step. Use a punk ass bitch teenager as a missile against your shiteating boss.
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No. 153240 ID: 04eb0c
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153240

>>153237

...
.....
yipyipyipyip
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No. 153242 ID: 04eb0c
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153242

>>153239
HA HA HA HA HA OH FUUUUUUUCK I CAN'T FEEL MY NUTS THIS EXPLOSION FUCKING BLEW DOWNTOWN TO DUST AH HA HA HA
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No. 153243 ID: 04eb0c
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153243

>>153242
HA HA HA OH GEEZ I NEED TO GO SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT TESTICLE

TAKE A CHILL PILL, CRIMBO

I'LL BE BACK
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No. 153244 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153243
Fucking epic. Now get a punk ass bitch teen to throw at your boss. In fact get several to throw at that shiteating cockgrinning donkeyfucking arseface.
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No. 153268 ID: f21281

I'm convinced. Q did all the rage comics for /v/, didn't he.
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No. 153293 ID: b8883a

You must find the cold-blooded badass woman, Crimbo. Blood colder than the depths of space.

She must be out there. Possibly slaughtering an army without so much as a twitch of her facial expression.
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No. 153528 ID: 5eabae

>>153293
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No. 165699 ID: c5cb5d
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165699

>[LAST TIME WE LEFT OUR HOTBLOOD HERO, YOU WENT AND READ THE FUCKING THREAD BECAUSE ITS TINY]

HOLY SHIT AND A BAG OF CHIPS TO GO WITH IT, CRIMBO, THAT WAS A SUPERCALIFUCKINGLISCIOUS NUKETASTICAL EXPLOSION

YEAH YOU WASTED HALF THE CITY AND LEFT IT WITH SOME NUCLEAR FALLOUT THAT'LL SCAR THE LAND FOR YEARS TO COME

BUT I AIN'T COMPLAININ'

IN FACT, YOU TICKLED ME PINK SO MUCH

HAVE AN EXTRA LIFE

ON THE HOUSE

NOW THAT WE'VE THROWN A BIT OF YOUR HARDSTYLE AROUND, WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE DOING AGAIN?

>_
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No. 165701 ID: e31d52

>>165699
LETS TAKE OVER THE FUCKING PLANET AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST AS AWESOME AS WE ARE, ONLY A LITTLE LESS.
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No. 165716 ID: 903f16

>>165699
We need something more challenging. Let's go out and find ourselves someone who can compete with the pure fire that runs through our veins. Go look for The Cold Blooded Bitch, she's out there somewhere, a ying to our motherfucking yang. Then we punch her in the face and have a fucking showdown.
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No. 165719 ID: 4291b2

>>165699
Throw punk ass bitch teens at your shiteating boss. That will show that fucker not to tell you to work over the weekend!
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No. 165742 ID: 8ef217

>>165719
THIS
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No. 165937 ID: 648286

>>165716
No dude, it's too soon for that battle. We must gather the shards of the Broforce first!
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No. 180913 ID: 8ef217

COME ON FAGGOTS, UPDATE
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No. 181064 ID: d3dfb8

>>165699
GRAB SOME MOTHERFUCKING PILLS YOU PUSSY ASS BUTTFUCKER
THEN START A CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE
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No. 181084 ID: 1e89ae

Some lemonaid would be nice...
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No. 181142 ID: 8ef217

FUCK THAT LEMONAID

IT'S FOR PUSSIES

DRINK SOME GOD DAMN HARD LIQUOR, FOR YOUR HARDSTYLE, AND GET SOME RAPE ON
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No. 189351 ID: 7a503a

>PUNCH OUT PUNK BITCH TEENAGERS

We havn't done this yet!
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No. 193905 ID: 4b533d

I CAST MANLY NECROMANCY ON THIS AGAIN
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