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181553 No. 181553 ID: c1b520

Welcome to the testing centers.

You have been granted the tools to do anything you desire, and an infinite space to do them in.

There is no goal.

There is no requirements.

Compile your suggestions and do what you will.
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No. 181556 ID: 8ce2bf

NINE TEN A BIG FAT HEN
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No. 181560 ID: 48de3d

Use four spatial dimensions.

Set pi equal to 3, and e to 2.5. Gravitational constant should change from between 3.2284x10^-14 to 12 and every number in between randomly.

Then we'll talk about adding some matter and seeing just how this works in practice.
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No. 181562 ID: 1ac39d

a sergal and a kobold slay the hen. a fire appears and they cook and share it, becoming friends.
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No. 181567 ID: 8bdb6a
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181567

>a sergal and...
NORTHERN SERGAL!
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No. 181572 ID: 02d2bc

I AM THE SUN. INITIATE FUSION.
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No. 181573 ID: c1b520
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181573

Due to the consistency of nature and reality any mathematics pertaining to such qualities cannot be altered to change the current physical environment considering that doing such would result in an uncheckable result. Simply put, I can't figure out what half of that means, I'm only nineteen with basic understanding mathematics, give me a break will ya?

However, a large hen does appear in the room. A sergal and kobold appear in the room as well. The hen is quickly taken down by the sergal. A fire appears. The hen is cooked and shared among the kobold and the sergal. The Sergal and Kobold are friends.
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No. 181574 ID: 445c48

Two bunnies hugging.
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No. 181577 ID: 0b2a05

Generate balloons.
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No. 181580 ID: 1ac39d

the sergal and kobold snuggle up together and watch in wonder as the balloons poof into existence.
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No. 181583 ID: c1b520
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181583

The sun appears, though it appears close, it performs the same duties that the sun normally provides with no naturally negative effects i/e exploding from intense heat of the sun due to closeness. Basically just think of it as the sun as it is now irl.

Two bunnies appear. They are hugging. They are also in this author's opinion, adorable.

Several non-inflated balloons appear. Be a bit more specific with requests like this please.

The sergal and kobold snuggle up together. While it is not as eventful as you expected, they still wonder how balloons could have poofed into existence in the first place, it's not as exciting though...
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No. 181586 ID: 1963d1

>>181583
Exciting?

Uhh...

Generate ice cream for everyone?
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No. 181588 ID: 3afd1f

>>181583
The sergal begins to slowly rub the kobold's nose.
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No. 181589 ID: 889351

>>181583
The bunnies inflate the balloons.
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No. 181592 ID: 02d2bc

INITIATE CORONAL MASS EJECTION, TARGET: BALLONS. I WILL BLIND ALL WITH MY RADIANCE.
BEGIN FUSION OF IRON.
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No. 181594 ID: 02d2bc

>>181592
DAMN IT ALL I CAN'T SPELL BALLOONS
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No. 181595 ID: 445c48

The bunnies become bunnygirls.

With guns.
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No. 181601 ID: 3416ec

Delete all subjects.

Spawn 4 hot girls.

Spawn bed and pillows.

Initiate pillowfight.
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No. 181605 ID: c1b520
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181605

Image of everything before deletion...

Sun is increasing power

Bunnygirls with guns are inflating balloons

Sergal is rubbing kobold's nose

Two bowls of ice cream, a cone of ice cream and a banana split appear.
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No. 181608 ID: 3afd1f

>>181605
The sergal licks the kobold's eye.
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No. 181610 ID: 915b70

The bunnygirls have missiles they can ride on for mercenary missions in space.
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No. 181612 ID: 1ac39d

>>181608
i null this suggestion, that's just weird.
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No. 181619 ID: 38cdb2

>>181612
I null this suggestion, that's just weird.
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No. 181620 ID: 8bdb6a
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181620

DELETION IN PROGRESS
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No. 181621 ID: 02d2bc

IRON FUSION COMPLETED. GO NOVA
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No. 181625 ID: fddd61

>>181608
I second this suggestion because it's SEXY AS FUCK.
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No. 181631 ID: 8bdb6a
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181631

>IRON FUSION COMPLETED. GO NOVA
OKEY DOKEY
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No. 181633 ID: b1c12c

>Set pi equal to 3
all circles would become hexagons i belive. sin and cosin functions would become useless since everything is now a sample area function of a triangle.

>e to 2.5
challenging. ln(x) is now calculated in a different way, wich leads to e^itheta equals to something else. maybe?

the natural logarithm means a constant base on math, so every number that is irrational could suddenly have a rational representation. no actual physical changes but math is now impossible unless you are a cthulean entity.

>Gravitational constant should change from between 3.2284x10^-14 to 12
nearly nothing to about 40% more. if small frequency: strange tidal forces, stepmaster on difficult setting, work on hi gravity, sleep on zero g. day/night cycles replaced by gravity cycles.

if huge frequency: possible heat from friction and expansion, volumes and time would behave erratically due to the quick changes. fusion/fission may occur with ease.

>Then we'll talk about adding some matter and seeing just how this works in practice.
naw bra, leave the sergalbold there. test pattern is already butthut someone used his name for a quest.

yus, this is a submission =3
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No. 181669 ID: f95872

>>181633
>sin and cosin functions would become useless since everything is now a sample area function of a triangle.
trig would be so much easier, fuck yes.

>math is now impossible unless you are a cthulean entity.
So we won't have to worry about it in the first place! Awesome!
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No. 181682 ID: c1b520

>>181633
That's actually kinda cool. Wait, aren't i supposed to be updating this? FUCK! uh... quick question, do you guys wanna just null out Anon's suggestion for complete deletion, granted that's what I was going for in the update but considering the fact that he could delete the scenario and make his own, then it's not like you can't do the same. But uh... wait, what was I going to say? Screw it... test on pause for a bit, I need sleep.
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No. 181683 ID: 1ac39d

>>181682
yes, i null the delete, not sure how i didn't notice it...
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No. 181722 ID: 701a19

>>181683
Agreed.
Instead, lets make the room bigger and move the sun further away.
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No. 181745 ID: 48de3d

> all circles would become hexagons i belive. sin and cosin functions would become useless since everything is now a sample area function of a triangle.

Certainly not. A hexagon doesn't have a constant radius.

All the stuff I suggested was flat impossibilities meant to mess with the whole "anything" theme, although an actual attempt at illustrating them would have been awesome... at least to me. I wasn't really expecting too much, though.
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No. 181746 ID: fa7b85

>>181682
I'd argue for a complete deletion... of this thread
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No. 181748 ID: 014ff1

Raise the strong nuclear force.
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No. 181752 ID: fa7b85

>>181633
Apparently you didn't know that Testpattern is IMPROVING this quest that will go NOWHERE. Since like many of these COMPLETELY FREEFORM quests it will just either devolve into a) Porn or b) Abandoned since no one has a fuck what to do.
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No. 181810 ID: c1b520
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181810

Because I'm a lazy fuck, there are only two girls before the nul takes effect. Oh well, 4's a crowd anyway.

Get ready cus shits bout to go down.

Oh and go die in a fire fa7b85, we're having fun. You should try it some time. But wait, no you're too busy dieing. in a fire. that is burning. ass.
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No. 181822 ID: c1b520
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181822

The sergal is now getting ULTRA INTIMATE with the kobold.

You are now armed for nuclear strikes against enemy nations.

The bunny space program has initiated.

The sun is angry as fuck.

The room is bigger then before and the sun is farther away. This pisses the sun off even more.

fa7b85 is also dieing in a fire. How appropriate.
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No. 181825 ID: f4b868

>>181822
Someone from the room tell the sun to stop being so angry or it'll have to go to the corner.
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No. 181829 ID: 3afd1f

>>181822
The burning man turns into puff of confetti.
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No. 181834 ID: c71597

>>181822
The room must be huger to make place for the hamsters space programme. They need a launch pad, 5 stage rockets, ground control. The whole works, oh and a moon to explore.
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No. 181836 ID: a85626
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181836

>>181825

Blast into space!

Also, setting pi equal to 3 wouldn't change circles into hexagons. It would make a circle the same circumference as a hexagon. If anything that would change hexagons into circles? It would also make the sum of the angles inside a triangle add up to 171.89 degrees (3/2 radians). If you draw the room as bowed in as if distorted by a lens, the triangle's sides will appear curved to 4 dimensional creatures such as us, thus the angles at the corners adding up to a smaller amount. But the numbers still add up weird no matter how many spatial dimensions you have.
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No. 181855 ID: c1b520

>>181836
I put on my 3d glasses and nothing happened. Your artistic skills disappoint me.
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No. 181867 ID: 8bdb6a
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181867

>The burning man turns into puff of confetti.
IT DIDN'T WORK
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No. 181904 ID: 02d2bc

COLLAPSE INTO A WHITE DWARF.
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No. 181908 ID: c5ce35

>>181867

Ignus what are you doing?
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No. 181972 ID: 701a19

Make Sergal/Cutebold babies! Then send them through a time portal so they'll grow-up in the past and arrive just in time to subdue Shadran while she's fighting with Goshen!
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No. 181988 ID: fa7b85
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181988

>>181810
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No. 181998 ID: fa7b85

>>181908
Chillan and stuff.

Also Why do I look like Hank J. Wimbleton.
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No. 181999 ID: 620bfb

A starite.
Can we move on to the next stage now?
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No. 182011 ID: c1b520
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182011

The sun increases intensity with it's transformation into a white dwarf.

The burning man escapes and starts throttling the kobold and sergal. They are now on fire.

One of the bunny girls tells the sun to "chill".
She explodes in flames, her fur makes her burn faster.

The other bunny girl, having finished blowing up the balloon when it exploded from the intense heat, only thinks about how hot it is.


Also I ain't mad. I'm just high.
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No. 182013 ID: 701a19

>>182011
Hit the sun with a turtle shell so it dies and falls off the screen, leaving everybody else in the room A-OK.
Add a bunch of water to put out the fire, and add islands for people to relax on.
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No. 182014 ID: 701a19

>>182013
Make everybody amortal!
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No. 182015 ID: 0b2a05

Turn the man's hands into smores.
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No. 182016 ID: 1ac39d

since the burning man hasn't burned to death it's obvious that being on fire is not deadly.
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No. 182017 ID: 3afd1f

Suddenly, seagulls. Thousands of them.
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No. 182086 ID: c1b520
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182086

Someone said something about fire and not killing, yeah, no they're dead. Sorry saviors fire burns them all dead. Also, they are now floating in about 5 inches of water, which is in fact ALOT of water considering the size of this place. Also how funny is it that the islands appeared not under the people but under the machines, what's up with that? oh and you ko'd the white dwarf star... I guess it's night time now. Which means MOON TIME! Hope your space mission is a success so you can get those extra three lives for your friends.

let's see what else is there to take note of... hm... OH YEAH lots of seagulls spawn in all sizes, but pretty much all the same terribly quality. oh and the chicken is now wet... that kinda sucks.
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No. 182091 ID: 3afd1f

>>182086
Suddenly the cutebold and sergal weren't dead after all!

However as the romantic mood is ruined they decided to wander off and make sandcastles in one of the empty beaches.
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No. 182092 ID: 0b2a05

Reverse time on the sergal cutebold and burned bunny to right before the fire appeared, with displacement effects of course.
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No. 182126 ID: 1ac39d

>>182091
ammend that. the cutebold, sergal, and bunny girl are wounded by the fire but the water put them out before it became deadly. right ,most island sprouts a tree with coconuts that have special coconut milk that heals wounds when drunk, the sergal knows this and get's some. THEN they make sand castles.
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No. 182132 ID: 1963d1

Sun shield to prevent this from happening again?
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No. 182253 ID: fa7b85

I rise from my grave and bring the Sergal with me.
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No. 182410 ID: c4c313

>>182086

Alone at last, surviving bunny girl schlicks furiously.
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No. 182437 ID: 701a19

>>182086
My avatar opens up a portal from another world and applies post-singularity nanotechnology to the populace.
They are now amortal.
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No. 183229 ID: c4c313

>>182437

just...let it die...
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No. 183463 ID: fa7b85

Another one for the graveyard...
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