what triggered it?

Insignificant 2010/06/12(Sat)21:51 No. 192902 ID: 0ff2b4
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>>192883
>Your mother as far as I'm concerned. Life-threatening danger, like an attack or some kind of melt down, what else.

>First, a quick trip to the armoury before I need to check in.

sounds good. what we got to work with.

>>192902
Our mother? What do you mean?

>>192914
Don't be stupid. He means he doesn't give a flying fuck.

Check in? You've got robotic shit to ruin. Checking in is for pansies.

>>192944
check in as in 'bots check in, but they don't check out'

>>192902
You're kind of a douche.
Speaking as a disembodied voice lacking corporeal form, I find little motivation to assist you in your endeavors.

Insignificant 2010/06/13(Sun)01:02 No. 192991 ID: 0ff2b4
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>Alright, here are our options for a primary gun. These are a special set I've cleaned up and stocked up on in case we should ever be beset by hordes of rogue automatofucks. The rest of the guns are not quite as ready to kill industrial machines as these are.

>From the left now:
>The good old slug-lobber. Fires hot sub-sonic high-calibre death, half a pound of it per shot to be precise, and is pretty much the only gun here that has proper recoil. Feels wonderful whenever I pull the trigger. Comes with a variety of fancy ammo, but I think standard caseless will do.

>Next we have the fatty, EM induction projector. You can call it the microwave gun. Terribly effective. It's shown here without the harness and fuel pack required for it. Good for those who need something to overcompensate for, as it's a very big gun that's kept at crotch level.
>Next, we have the sleek, black beauty that is our standard laser rifle. I've highlighted the standard fuel cell pack in green, as it will be removed in favour of linking the weapon to a hip-mounted generator. We're low on fuel cells. They've been mysteriously disappearing over the past few months. See what I meant about the signs?
>And lastly we have my old love, the plasma weapon- comes in rifle (pictured) and cannon formats, the cannon being simply a heavier rifle that I cannot hold akimbo.

>>192991
ARE YOU IN SPACE


THIS IS KINDA IMPORTANT

IF Y: EM

IF N: PLASMA CANNON

Go with the laser rifle.

>>192991
Affix them all to the power-assist exoskeleton you've been modding into powered armor.

...

You have been modding a power-assist exoskeleton into powered armor, right?

Insignificant 2010/06/13(Sun)01:36 No. 193004 ID: 0ff2b4
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>>192983
>Oh, cry some more. Any other babies who can't nut up for the ride, step off now. You might break a fingernail or something when you trip over this guy's mom.

>>192993
>No, not in space, but the atmosphere outside is practically that thin. I don't think we need to worry about blowing holes in shit that I didn't mean to blow holes in.

>>192999
>Oh, yeah, when I was 7 years old or so and didn't realize that if every tin-can devision ever would suck space cancer through a straw and die the world would be a better place.

>>193004
Powered armor isn't a robot, it's a tool.

Grab a cart or something, 'cause you're sure as fuck not leaving valuable resources behind.

>>193005
>Yeah, and tin cans have canned meat inside too.
>Did you just imply that I'm going to pussy-out? Because I think you just implied that I should loot the armoury and cunt-off like a chump.

>>193009

You're acting as if the robots won't ALSO loot the armory. Or blow it up.

>>193009
I think he meant just to take it with you to wherever your stronghold is but I'm guessing you don't have one?

Take the... Plasma RIFLE. Having one hand available can be important at times.

>>193009
A tin can can't rip robots open at close range.

What kind of idiot would loot an armory and then RUN? Those four are your weapons, ergo you should take them.
Nobody else around here gave a damn like you did, so why should you leave your hard work for those ingrates?

Insignificant 2010/06/13(Sun)02:11 No. 193022 ID: 0ff2b4
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>>193012
>I...don't think that the robots you pictures in your head are the ones I'm thinking of.

>>193017
>They've breached the dome. They're IN the stronghold.

>>193018
>Hmm, gee, I don't know, perhaps because I'm my regiment's acting ARMOURER.

*click-snap*

>>193022
If you're the armorer then you know that the regiment won't miss four guns.
Beyond that? You're bringing weapons TO the combat area, where there's a damn good chance you'll encounter unarmed personnel.

Take all four.

Insignificant 2010/06/13(Sun)02:24 No. 193025 ID: 0ff2b4
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>>193023
>Well, you know what? Fuck you. I will take all the weapons. But you know what would be lovely? If I could decide on which to fucking use first because I'd like to kit up. It's not as simple as just picking it up to point and shoot the weapon, I have to Smart-link it, and in some cases rig up a harness and pak. Carrying is easy.
>And what the fuck is this thing?

>>193025
Plasma.

Insignificant 2010/06/13(Sun)02:50 No. 193029 ID: 0ff2b4
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>>193027
>What are you retarded? It's some kind of packet th- oh, wait. Right. Plasma it is, but the big one or small one?

>>193025
I thought it was a button until you picked it up.

>>193029
Packet? Sounds like an e-ration. The blue one could be water?

>>193029
The big one. Dual-wielding only works in movies and video games.

>>193029
Mustard packet.

Insignificant 2010/06/13(Sun)03:43 No. 193039 ID: 0ff2b4
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>>193030
>Well it ain't.
>>193032
>The blue one is actually the casing of a burnt out battery.
>>193033
>Actually, see this fucker on the back of my neck? Means it works for me and every other soldier here. It's a coord-rig, linked into my brain. It means I am effectively ambidextrous and can track and aim with two guns at once, as if with one. Means I can move my eyes like a chameleon too. Neat, huh?

>>193034
>Unlikely.

>>193038
Shit, if you've got computer-assisted aiming then go right ahead and double-up on the plasmas.
As long as you don't need to reload it'll work out fine.

Insignificant 2010/06/14(Mon)00:40 No. 193497 ID: b45fad
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>Great, primary weapon chosen. And it only took us how long?

>>193497
About a second, counting from when you finally gave us the information we needed to decide.

>>193560
Maybe for you.

ANYWAY LET'S KILL SOME ROBOTS

robot killan gaems

Insignificant 2010/06/14(Mon)21:58 No. 193891 ID: b45fad
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>Alright, guns are packed away and strapped on tight. It's a little awkward this way, but at least I'm pretty armoured from behind.
>Now, I can either leave now and get on with things, or gather up the rest of a kit, my equipment thus far is pretty bare-bones.

>>193891
What other stuff is there?

>>193891
Get the rest of a kit.

derp de derp get the rest of your shit, what are you in a hurry for? got a date with one of the droids? you got wood for their spinning death blades? or is it their plasma cannons? asking if he should leave his... how do you expect to survive if these are tough decisions for you?