Quest: >end abruptly with no explanation.

>>218914
You must complete all of your objectives first

Punch the cubicle wall in frustration then go find Troy.

Quit.

Forget your superiors! Find the noisemakers and silence them...permanently.

PUNCH GAMERA

Suggestion 2010/08/16(Mon)16:44 No. 218926 ID: 2c11d5
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>>218919
>>218921
>>218924

You feel a rush of caffeine as the Drug-penser feeds your energy needs. It's been 15 days since you last slept, thanks to the Drug-penser. The 20 day long shifts you endure are tiring, but doable, thanks again to the Drug-penser.

You stand up from the chair and assume a menacing pose, as if to punch something.
One way or another, you'll take care of those damn noise-makers.
You aren't sure on how exactly to do it, but the most obvious course of action seems to be to leave your cubicle.


PROCEED? Y/N

>>218926
Y

>>218926
Y

Suggestion 2010/08/16(Mon)17:38 No. 218934 ID: 2c11d5
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>>218929
>>218932

You step out of your cubicle, for the first time in weeks.
You notice something is wrong.
There are bullet holes on the walls, a blood splatter on the left and a bloody trail going to the right.
Oh, and there's a damn apocalypse going on outside.
You watch an enormous piece of metal flying down.


OBJECTIVES:
1)Stop all the noise, somehow
2)Finish your Audiosound graphs

wonder what happened. look for more info
see if anyone else is around.

This looks like it will take a lot of work to stop all this noise. Possibly the rest of your shift. Suggest you amend your first objective to "relocate workstation to a more soundproof location"

>>218936
that could work.
save your work and take the hard drive out of your computer.

I know how to stop the noise.

Destroy your eardrums.

>>218937

Agree w/ the moving our workplace mentality, but before moving try and get as many drugs as possible out of the drug-penser. With some kind of apocalypse going on who knows if we'll be able to get more drugs later.

Agreeing with changing objective 1 from "Stop all the noise" to "Relocate workstation to a more soundproof location"

Suggestion 2010/08/17(Tue)03:51 No. 219060 ID: 2c11d5
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You're unsure on how to proceed

>>218936
>>218998
To change your workstation you would have to ask your Cubicle-Manager and compile the forms AN-CHNG511-B3, UIR-CHNG133-B4 and CUBMAN-CHNG423-B5, and wait the standard 24 working days for the construction workers to relocate your stuff.
If you did against regulations there would be severe consequences.
PROCEED ? Y/N

>>218937
It is against safety procedures to mess around inside your Analy-puter.
PROCEED ? Y/N

>>218938
You could do this, but then you won't be able to work on your audiosound graphs. And that would be bad.

>>218941
The Drug-Penser 5000 is a "cool, modern and cybernetic organ which metabolyzes drugs out of those lame, useless and vestigial organs, the liver and the pancreas. Buy one today!". It has proven very useful to you, so far.

>>218935
You could look around.
PROCEED? Y/N

>>219060
LOOK AROUND Y

We must get the job done no matter the cost.

PROCEED TO RELOCATE AGAINST REGULATIONS - Y
PROCEED TO MESS WITH COMPUTER - N
PROCEED LOOK AROUND - N

>>219063
>>219080
You're still unsure on what to do...

Roll 1d2.
1 -> We go look around
2 -> We try to move our workstation

Be on the look out for a book called "Das Kapital" or simply "Capital". It will probably have a red cover.

While it's a bit dated, you should read it from cover-to-cover and compare its writings to your own situation.

Aquire better noise cancelling headphones maybe?

>>219238
You can try looking it up the Intraweb.
PROCEED? Y/N
>>219306
You could explore around to try and find them.
PROCEED? Y/N


(I'll use "Corporate CEO" from now on, my ID seems to change).

Using the Interwebz: Y
Looking for Headphones: N

Corporate CEO 2010/08/19(Thu)11:18 No. 219822 ID: 5694f2
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>>219762
You go back to your workstation and activate your Analyputer to search for a book a friend of yours once mentioned passingly.

... *click* *click* *tactactactac* *click* ...

Oh no! It appears the book is highly classified! You're in trouble! Quickly, what are you going to do now!?

>>219822
Everyone seems to be too busy dying. Lets read it, might show you something interesting.

>>219860

This. Maybe by the time we're done the noise will have quieted down.

>>219822
If anyone shows up, claim that you used it to summon help for the stuff outside, and certainly wouldn't read such a terrible thing.

Corporate CEO 2010/08/19(Thu)16:45 No. 219880 ID: 5694f2
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You start up your illegal Rivering program and download a copy of the book "Das Kapital" and you begin to read it, waiting for everything to calm down.

...


==>

 

>>219880
Wow. You never thought there could be something like this!
Only now you realize how much the capitalist pigs have used you!

Now that you are ENLIGHTENED by SOCIALISM, what are you going to do?

>>219881
There is only one thing to do isn't there? REVOLUTION! Arm yourself and begin the struggle to free both yourself and your opressed brethren!

>>219881
I hate to break it to you, but you're going to run smack dab into a "meet your new boss, same as the old boss" scenario here.
Sadly, revolutions based on moderate and sensible ideas aren't unreasonable enough to gather the support of the disenfranchised public.

Yes you must take up arms and start the REVOLUTION, but it would feel wrong to leave a job unfinished. Move your workspace to a more soundproof location ignoring capitalist regulations.

Check on the progress of that impending apocalypse.

Corporate CEO 2010/08/20(Fri)09:13 No. 220135 ID: 109a52
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>>219889

You pack up your stuff and begin looking around for some silence. You try to take a look out of the windows, but you fail since your view is almost completely blocked by your stuff.

...

>>220135
Don't trip and fall down a stair.

And if that does happen then don't tell me I didn't warn you about stairs man.

Corporate CEO 2010/08/20(Fri)09:15 No. 220139 ID: 109a52
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You think you've finally found a nice, silent place, a small closet under some stairs.

There is a huge, bloody, fire extinguisher and claw marks on the ground.

ENTER CLOSET ? Y/N

>>220139
Yeah sure. Just bring the fire extinguisher with you.

>>220146
Seconding this, arm yourself with the fire extinguisher and then ENTER CLOSET Y