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248067 No. 248067 ID: 355492

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No. 248071 ID: a4b4e3
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248071

My name is Star Glitter...
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No. 248072 ID: a4b4e3
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248072

...and I have always wanted to go to the moon.
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No. 248074 ID: a4b4e3
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248074

As an Earth Pony, I can't use magic to get there, even if someone knew how to do that, so I've been working on building a rocket that can take me there. I still need FINS, FUEL, and something to STEER the rocket with... But I don't know what I can do for any of this. I can go to TOWN to try to find something to make the fins out of or something to steer with, or go to the WIZARDING COLLEGE to talk to them about fuel.

Oh, and at some point, I'll need to acquire a SPACE HELMET...
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No. 248077 ID: 80555c

You're a pony. Ponies don't go to the moon. Because they can't.
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No. 248078 ID: 383006

Let's go to town and look for a space helmet!
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No. 248079 ID: 1854db

WIZARDING COLLEGE!
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No. 248080 ID: c0c4a6

>>248074

Since you are an Earth Pony, you have any specific reasons to go to the moon except for curiosity?

Also, we should check town first. There is always things going on in town!
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No. 248081 ID: 56dc25

>>248074
Look, you're an Earth Pony. That means that the only way you're getting to the moon is through blood sacrifice. Your first task has to be to capture a few victims to use to capture the attention of the daemons beneath, so that they will offer their dark might to you in your invasion of the lunar surface.
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No. 248082 ID: d677cc

>>248074
The moon, eh? That's quite the aspiration, there.

Well, it sounds like you'd be able to potentially accomplish more things in the TOWN, so I'd go there first.
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No. 248085 ID: b0ef4c

go to town. might find a space helmet there.
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No. 248095 ID: bbf621

Before anything else, you're going to need Science. You can't get to the moon without Science, everybody knows that!

Maybe this wizarding college has Science.
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No. 248096 ID: 3c9435

We're gonna need a whale, too.
Whales have fins and oil, you see.
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No. 248107 ID: 834dc2

contact robot unicorn
???
SOLUTIONS!
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No. 248116 ID: c71597

>>248074
Wizarding collage! Surely they have solutions to your problems.
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No. 248136 ID: 0cfe8b

Magic will solve all your problems.
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No. 248142 ID: a4b4e3
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248142

Alright. I head to the TOWN.

I might be able to find a whale at the MARINA, or there are a variety of places around town that I could find supplies at, like the PET STORE.
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No. 248143 ID: 56dc25

>>248142
If you've never done a blood sacrifice before, it might be wise to go to the pet store and get something small for practice, like a kitten or puppy. Botching the real thing would be really embarrassing, after all!
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No. 248148 ID: c71597

>>248142
Lets go looking for the whale at the marina.
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No. 248150 ID: d677cc

>>248142
Whaaaaaaaale.
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No. 248152 ID: 9e5b05

What is every pony saying? Go find your friend! Tell 'em we're making a ROCKET! And it's gonna be SUPER FUN! to fly in!
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No. 248173 ID: a4b4e3
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248173

Okay... I go down to the Marina and I think I can see a whale or... something down there, but I can't get it's attention from up here...

How am I going to get a whale's attention?
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No. 248182 ID: d677cc

>>248173
Uhhhhh.

Throw Push something heavy in the water!
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No. 248183 ID: 3c9435

Imitate a Whale Song!
"Waaaaooooooooohhh, aaaaahahhhhh? Waaaaaahhhaaaaoooo!"
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No. 248185 ID: f4963f

Dance!
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No. 248186 ID: d677cc

>>248183
Forget >>248182, this is the best idea!
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No. 248193 ID: b0ef4c

>>248173
do some whale mating calls.
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No. 248217 ID: a4b4e3
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248217

Okay, I can do this, I can talk to whales, I've been practicing talking to animals for when I talk to aliens one day.

"BAWOOOOOOOOOOOO... WOOOOOOOOOO... KEEEEWAAAAAOOOOWWWW...."
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No. 248219 ID: a4b4e3
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248219

"BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HOLY SPARKLES!
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No. 248229 ID: d677cc

>>248219
Oh jeez.

Um.

Ask for oil and fins!
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No. 248230 ID: 10c20a

>>248219
Greet whale, you called it, no sense being rude.
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No. 248241 ID: a4b4e3
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248241

Okay... Um... Here goes...

"BWAWOOOOOO... HOOOO... BAWOOOOOOO..."
(Could I borrow some fins and some oil for a rocket? I'm trying to go to the moon!)

"BWOOOOO...
(I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request, as I am rather attached to my fins and the method for extracting oil is better left unsaid, as well as useless as it would not propel your spacefaring device. Such a source would need to be magical in nature to reach the moon, but it would be far more practical to simply use some sort of portal or teleportation. As an earth pony, this endeavor is likely beyond your reach.)
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No. 248242 ID: d677cc

>>248241
"Buh-wha?"
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No. 248247 ID: b0ef4c

>>248241
harpoon that bitch in the face.
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No. 248251 ID: f4963f

>>248241
Oh SPARKLING son of a puppy. It is ON.

You know what you need, Star Glitter? The mechanical expertise of a certain earth pony known as Heart Fixer. THE MOON IS IN REACH.

Go find her!
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No. 248252 ID: f4b394

>teleportation

You need to recruit a unicorn.
Earth ponies' special ability is that they are born leaders - GO ASSERT YOURSELF YOUNG LADY.
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No. 248255 ID: 9e5b05

>>248251
I agree, Dawn Puff! What kind of Glitterless whale thinks he can tell us what not to do? Ok, Star Glitter, We are gonna get to the moon! MAGIC AND SCIENCE COMBINED!

First: Go tell all your friend you're gonna need a LOT of help.
Second, go find Fixer Heart.
Third, magic and lots of it. Find a Pony that knows her stuff, or better yet, LEARN. We're gonna touch the sky, Star!
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No. 248262 ID: a09a03

Ask him where to find a portal, or who might be able to make a teleporter.
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No. 248281 ID: 208c68

Forget about the moon and fight pony oppression via establishing the pony democracy!
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No. 248284 ID: 067e60

You're going to need to learn to make magical constructor nanites and program them first to make more of them, and then to build you a magical space dreadnought. You just have to watch out and not have them replicate endlessly and create a pony-world-wide grey goo scenario. Then, with your space dreadnought, you can try to figure out a way to get farther than just your moon, and go visit other worlds and other moons.
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No. 248467 ID: bf1e7e

>>248252

>Earth ponies' special ability is that they are born leaders
>Implying earth ponies have special abilities

X3c
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No. 248475 ID: 36019b

Well Okay. This method was a bust. Well lets start with the EASY Stuff first.

Something to steer the ship with? Well if you could get your hands on a SEASHIP you could easily salvage a lot of the required parts from that.

Ask our Whale friend here if he'd seen any abandoned vessels, even one which ran ashore would be fine for our purposes.
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No. 248476 ID: 36019b

>>248475
And yes I know 'Wooden parts for a spaceship!? It'll burn up on the way up!'

Well our entire SHIP is made out of wood presently. So shush. For all we know space doesn't work like that here. It's MAGIC.
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No. 248485 ID: e38e27

Plug his blowhole with something, he's clearly lying to you to keep his fins and oil to himself. Tricksy, greedy whales.
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No. 248495 ID: 528d87

>>248467
that would actualy explain why the mayor in ponyvile was a earth pony.
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No. 248530 ID: fd409f

>>248485
I like this idea
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No. 249489 ID: a4b4e3
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249489

I'm not going to attack him! Why would I hurt him? I mean... Sure, his words are a little mean but it's nothing I haven't heard before...

I ask him if there are any ships or ship supplies that I can use, and he tells me that I might find a shipwreck I can salvage things from down at the PIRATE COVE, or I might try asking the SHIPMISTRESS if she has any spare parts.
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No. 249490 ID: 1854db

>>249489
Let's ask the SHIPMISTRESS! Maybe she'll send us on a fetch quest :D
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No. 249498 ID: b0ef4c

>>249489
mistress ahoy~
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No. 249574 ID: 644ca1

The Pirate Cove sounds like ADVENTURE, onwards!
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No. 249575 ID: f4963f

>>249489
>Nothing I haven't heard before
It's called a system of abuse, Star Glitter. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

However, for the moment, let's go to that Seamistress. The tools of the oppressors shall be our own!
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No. 250934 ID: a4b4e3
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250934

Alright. I bid the whale adieu and head over to the Shipmistress's house where... Hmm. She must be asleep.
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No. 250941 ID: fd6d7e

How could she be asleep when the sky is so beautiful tonight? Maybe she's just out of her house. Perhaps you can find her at the PIRATE COVE?

Alternatively, go home to your BASEMENT COMPUTER and WHINE ABOUT MOVIE TRIVIA on your favorite NERD FORUM.
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No. 251016 ID: 05d350

WAIT. Go HOME, and grab SMARTPHONE. Then you can do BOTH!
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No. 251157 ID: a4b4e3
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251157

>>250941
Well, it makes sense, though most ponies I know don't appreciate the night sky like I do. She COULD be at the PIRATE COVE, it's definitely a possibility, but do I really want to go there?

Either way, if I do want to go to the PIRATE COVE I'll have to either... well... borrow a boat that we're supposed to get the SHIPMISTRESS'S permission for in the first place or try to get the help of that whale or something...
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No. 251168 ID: b0ef4c

>>251157
back to the whale. ask it for a ride
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No. 251186 ID: 1854db

Why don't we check around the back of the house, just to see what's there?
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No. 251200 ID: 53b5f7

Peer inside the house.
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No. 251377 ID: 2eac65

I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. We'll want to get an expert to check out our rocket, or we might get the wrong parts. Rocketry is very precise! One miscalculation, and you could end up on the other side of the planet.
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No. 251510 ID: a4b4e3
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251510

I can't see anything inside...
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No. 251512 ID: a4b4e3
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251512

...And there's nothing behind the house either.

This is going nowhere fast, and there's only a few hours left until sunrise...
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No. 251525 ID: c288d6

>>251512
Guess we'll just have to borrow a boat!

Get crackin', kid. Maybe leave a note if you can.
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No. 251558 ID: 1854db

Ask the whale for a ride.
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No. 251581 ID: fd6d7e

Ask the whale for a boat! No, just take a boat. If you can't wait one more day then your only recourse is to resort to petty thievery!
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No. 253611 ID: 2eac65

Does something bad happen at dawn? We can wait.
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No. 254622 ID: a4b4e3
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254622

Okay. I draw my cutie mark in the sand, that's a good enough note, right? Anyways, I borrow one of the boats and take it to sea...
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No. 254623 ID: a4b4e3
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254623

I get about halfway there before the water starts getting kinda rough. I think I can get the rest of the way there but this could get kinda dangerous...
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No. 254624 ID: 383006

Only pussies get scared of things. You will never get to space with fear in your heart.
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No. 254625 ID: 27fe93

if you get scared of a little bit of waves you will never get to the moon!
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No. 254626 ID: 476456

actually yes, that should do..

wait no not the sand the ground draw it on the- you know what nevermind just go.
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No. 254632 ID: b0ef4c

>>254623
dont be a chicken, you can handle it.
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No. 254679 ID: fd6d7e

>>254624
>>254625
>>254632

Don't listen to these guys. Being prepared is important for an interplanetary space pony; you can't just hope that it won't be too dangerous. You have to be prepared! Lash yourself to the main mast and then go into the rough waters.
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No. 254694 ID: a4b4e3
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254694

>>254679
Lash myself to the mast? Naw, the others are right, besides, that'd be a ton of work. I'd need at least another pony to help me tie the knots.

Besides, who was ever scared of a little water?
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No. 254696 ID: a4b4e3
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254696

*CRASH!*

OH SPARKLES!
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No. 254700 ID: fd6d7e

>>254696

If that was water then you live in a dangerous world! Something fell and broke your mast. Find out what it is, but mostly fold the sail up so you can fix it and it doesn't float away!
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No. 254769 ID: d677cc

>>254696
What is that?
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No. 254770 ID: f82d85

See what broke! Salvage what you can!
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No. 254924 ID: a4b4e3
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254924

"Oh... Uh... H-Hi?"

That uh... That's not water...
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No. 254925 ID: a4b4e3
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254925

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No. 254927 ID: 2044df

>>254925

Ask the thing it's name, tell it it doesn't have to be shy! You'll be its' friend!
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No. 254929 ID: d677cc

>>254925
Aww. It looks so sad.
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No. 254941 ID: 70e5c6

>>254925
Dodge incoming tentacle attack. Look cute and tell it you're vewwy sowwy for boating over its water.
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No. 255051 ID: a4b4e3
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255051

"Uh... I'm uh... Star Glitter... What's your naaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
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No. 255053 ID: a4b4e3
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255053

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No. 255055 ID: fd6d7e

It's an alien! They're trying to keep you from getting into space! Aggress mightily.
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No. 255062 ID: d4240c

SWIM
BREATH
AVOID TENTACLES
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No. 255066 ID: 27fe93

grow a horn out of pure willpower.
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No. 255067 ID: 27fe93

.... if that fails call for the seaponies.
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No. 255111 ID: dd0034

Quick! Remember your astronaut training sessions in the pool for walking on the moon!
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No. 255124 ID: fa2fc4

>>255053
SHOO BE DOO!
SHOO SHOO BE DO, DAMN YOU! SAY IT!
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No. 255131 ID: bf88fc

(SHOO-BE-DO, SHOOP SHOOP BE DO) Call upon the sea ponies, when you're in distress! Helpful-as-can-be-ponies, simply signal SOS!
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No. 255166 ID: 8e18cd

> Call upon the sea ponies

FUCK NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT SEAPONIES DO WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING? THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DRAG YOUR CORPSE DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN FOR YOU TO DROWN. THEN THEY LAY EGGS IN YOUR CARCASS WHILE THEY GIGGLE AND SHOOBIE DOO WHOOP. THAT'S HOW SEAPONIES ARE BORN.

THEY'RE DESPICABLE LITTLE DAEMONS DWELLING IN THE DEPTHS. NEVER, EVER CALL UPON THEM. MAKE THEM SUFFER AND RETURN TO HELL WHERE THEY FIRST SPAWNED.

Grab ahold of some plank or somesuch. You know how to walk in zero-G, right? Use that.
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No. 255167 ID: 8c0848

Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress. Helpful as can be ponies, simply signal S.O.S.
If you find you're cast adrift and haven't got an oar, count upon the Sea Ponies, they'll see you to shore.

SHOO BEE DOO, SHOO SHOO BEE DOO!
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No. 255246 ID: 70e5c6

>>255053
Call upon your whale friend! Large whales are the natural predators of giant squids!

OM NOM NOM ;3

And don't feel too bad about it. A squid that size probably has the intelligence of a small yap-dog if it's lucky.
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No. 255249 ID: a09a03

Surface and start crying.
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No. 255260 ID: a4b4e3
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255260

(Cutscene)
"SHOO BEE DOO! SHOO SHOO BEE DOO!"

Oh boy...
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No. 255297 ID: a4b4e3
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255297

CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESS! HELPFUL AS CAN BE PONIES, SIMPLY SIGNAL S-O-S!
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No. 255298 ID: 4496f2

well, at least they don't look THAT bad.
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No. 255299 ID: a09a03

Hold your face in your hooves.
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No. 255300 ID: 8c0848

>>255297
You now have to listen to the song. Such is the price for rescue.
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No. 255303 ID: a4b4e3
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255303

"IF YOU FIND YOU'RE CAST ADRIFT, AND HAVEN'T GOT AN OAR... (OAR!) CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, THEY'LL SEE YOU TO SHORE!"

SHOO BEE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!
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No. 255306 ID: a09a03

Squid: Consume delicious sea ponies.
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No. 255317 ID: 679e7a

Ask the sea ponies to take you to Pirate Cove! No point going back the way you came; you'll just be out a boat.
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No. 255403 ID: 2eac65

>>225317
A stolen boat, if I remember correctly.

See, this is why you don't get impatient when you don't have a time limit. Remember that, or you'll never make it to the moon.
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No. 255421 ID: 192c6d

>>255303

Fondly regard crustacean.
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No. 255433 ID: fd12b4

Calmly wait for the Sea Ponies to end their schtick while trying to retain your sanity, then ask them to take you to Pirate Cove.
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No. 272263 ID: 9cb4b3
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272263

>>255403
>>255433
I can't WAIT! It's way late, and these jerks could have easily gotten me to shore already but they're SINGING instead!

Sweet sparkles, this song just goes on and on!

>>255317

"ARE YOU SINKING FAST? HAD SOME NASTY SHOCKS?"

"JUST GET ME TO SHORE! THE PIRATE'S COVE SIDE OF THE SHORE!"

"FEELING LIKE ALL HOPE IS GONE, AND WASHED UP ON THE ROCKS! WASHED UP ON THE ROCKS!"

Wait, was that last part a threat? What the hay?

SHOO BE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!
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No. 272266 ID: 10c20a

>>272263
interrupt them then, just ask to go to Pirate Cove. If that stops their singing, apologize, so they don't just pop your bubble or something because you "hurt their feelings" or whatnot
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No. 272267 ID: 9c6366

No use being polite if they're dicks. Yell until your little pony lungs give out. That aught to get their attention.
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No. 272268 ID: 10c20a

>>272266
addition: Complain until they comply. If they're already taking you that way, you'll just have to bear with it and take it like a stallion
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No. 272269 ID: 20fc85

>>272268
>You'll just have to bear with it and take it like a stallion
>take it like a stallion

No.
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No. 272275 ID: c6b41e

In b4 they explode. You totally know it's gonna happen.
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No. 272284 ID: 521a2b

>>272263
Wait! Their language is song! You need to sing your wishes to them!

Please take me to the Pirate's Cove, on the o-ther shore~
If you do this boon for me, it's you I will a-dore~
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No. 272287 ID: 45be60

>>272284
Of course! its so obvious now. You have to join the song and dance number to have an effect on it.
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No. 272289 ID: 2eac65

I presume this is some sort of interspecies diplomacy thing. They want to make sure you remember it was the sea ponies who saved you.

Tell them you're grateful to them, but in a hurry. That might work.
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No. 272299 ID: 9cb4b3
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272299

>>272266
>>272267
I'M TRYING TO INTERRUPT THEM! IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN!

>>272268
Excuse me!?

>>272275
I really hope they don't explode!

>>272284
>>272287
Oh no.

Oh no no no.

Oh goodness.

I think you guys are right.

Okay... Deep breath... I'm uh, not the best singer in the world but uh... here goes...
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No. 272300 ID: 9cb4b3
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272300

Okay... Here goes...

"PlEaSe TaKe Me To ThE pIrAtE's CoVe, oN tHe O-tHeR sHoRe...
If.. Uh.. If yOu Do ThIs BoOn FoR mE, iT's YoU I WiLl A-dOrE tIlDe..."


They stop singing as soon as I start, and promise me they'll get me there as soon as possible if I promise to never sing again.
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No. 272301 ID: 9cb4b3
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272301

They also tell me I'm not supposed to say "tilde."

Anyways... uh... It looks like I'm there.
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No. 272302 ID: 3416ec

>>272301

Go up to Binky and say hi! It's important to befriend all shocker crabs.
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No. 272310 ID: 0852a9

>>272301
So you're the one pony in all of Ponytown who can't sing? That's... pretty stigmatizing I'd imagine.

Get up on shore. Inspect cave and crab.
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No. 272319 ID: 225a8f
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272319

>>272301
Maybe you just sung the wrong song > .>
Next time we should try Underwater Friends or Murmaider.

Now ask the Crab "Sup Foo" then explore this cave.
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No. 272323 ID: 15b51b

Say hello to not-binky. Maybe he won't snap at you.
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No. 272329 ID: 9cb4b3
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272329

>>272310
Not every pony can sing! Singing is a skill! And does my cutie mark have something music related on it? No! So don't expect me to sing good!

>Inspect the crab

It's a white crab. I've never seen one like it before.

>Say hello to the crab.

"Uh... Hi?"

"'Ello, poppet."
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No. 272331 ID: c958bf

>>272329
Freak out for a few seconds, then suddenly go serious face and ask the strange, talking white crab for its name.
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No. 272332 ID: 0852a9

>>272329
Holy manure - a talking crab! With an accent!

Um, ask him his name? Maybe what he's doing here, and if there's any treasure?
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No. 272344 ID: 9cb4b3
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272344

>>272329
"Uh... Who're you?"

"Oi'm Bonkay, Bonkay Joonyah, Oi'm standin' guard ovah dis cave entrance. An' yew are?"

"Oh. Uh. Star Glitter. I'm a pony."

"Ah ken see dat."

"So uh... Why are you here? Is there treasure around?"

"Oi'm standin' guard ovah dis 'ere entrance, and yeah, we gots plenny o' trezzyah, we wouldn' be good pirates if we dinnint, would we? Wha's it to ya though? You's best be off if you haven' got dealin' with us."
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No. 272350 ID: 0852a9

>>272344
Pirates, eh? Are they all crabs, or just him?
Be confident - you're ten times this guy's size.
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No. 272432 ID: 383006

Identify yourself as a pirate queen and demand to see their booty.
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No. 272710 ID: 815cd1

>>272344
Beg and plead with the crab if they can spare some rudders and a steering wheel and a space helmet and if they would be so kind as to give you a quick ride back over to the other shore when you get all three things so that you don't have to listen to the Sea Ponies sing again.
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No. 274654 ID: 62a2fa

>>272344
Tell him you are looking for parts to build a ship to go to a land no one has ever been to before, and that you also may need a bit of money to purchase parts you cannot salvage. Offer him a tenth of all the treasure you find in this new land.
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No. 276446 ID: 9cb4b3
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276446

>>272350
How would I know?

>>272432
"Oh yeah? Well if you're a pirate, then I'm a Pirate Princess!"

The little crab just looks at me for a moment and then says "Yew silleh poneh! Poirates don't got princesses, poirates got ADMIRALS!"

"Oh. Well. I'm an Admiral then."

"No, yew ain't."

"We'll agree to disagree."

"No. We won't. Now quit callin' yerself an admiral before I give ye a pinch."

>>272710
"Well uh, do you guys have a shipwheel and maybe some rudders I can borrow?"

"Mebeh. Prolly got a few down in SHIPWRECK CAVE but ah wudn' take nothin' without me fatha's pamission."

"What about a space helmet?"

"A what?"

"Nevermind..."

>>274654
I'm not going to just bum him for cash! Besides, a tenth is a lot to keep track of, and if I start promising stuff like that now what'll happen when they don't like moonrocks and stuff as payment? That's silly!
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No. 276449 ID: 20fc85

>>276446
Do it the walstreet pirate way.
Say you need inbestment in your enterprise and give proof of the workings of your idea.
Then ask them if there's anything there that they may want.
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No. 276459 ID: 383006

Just go on in. Say you need a look around before you join. Insist that you are going to become a pirate and completely ignore any statement saying that you should leave and/or aren't going to be a pirate.
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No. 276460 ID: ddcbbc

Lets go ask his father's permission then, we can claim that we're wanting to claim the moon in the name of their glorious pirate leader!
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No. 276506 ID: f0364a

...The hell?
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No. 276665 ID: 815cd1

>>276460
Yes, go ask for permission.
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No. 281652 ID: e8503b

>>276460
Ask for help, but don't make any offers until we know if he is willing or not.
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No. 284224 ID: 0ac944

Is Space Pony quest dead?
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No. 285075 ID: 6b2b68
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285075

Okay then! I go inside and uh... Whoa! This guy is huge!

"Oy, Pony, dis 'ere is me fatha. 'E's ADMIRAL BONKY SEENYAH."

"Arr... Wot's da meanin' o' dis, Joonyah?"

"'Ey pops, dis 'ere pony wants to head down to SHIPWRECK CAVE, should we let 'er through?"

"Arr... we would, but dere's just one problem, boy..."

"Eh? Wot's dat?"

"Ponies make excellent...
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No. 285076 ID: 6b2b68
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285076

...SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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No. 285079 ID: 788dee

AIMED KICK TO THE EYES. SHOOT AND MOVE!

Also steal everything you can because that's what the Soviets and Yanks did and they ended up in space and on the moon and shit.
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No. 285082 ID: 342f16

Flip it over and hit its weak spot for massive damage.
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No. 285083 ID: 701a19

>>285076
"There's one problem with that.
You're pirates. Pirates hate slavers."
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No. 285088 ID: 28e94e

>>285076
RIP AND TEAR
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No. 285090 ID: 20fc85

>>285083
Ready yourself for battle
Ask him what need he has for slaves
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No. 285108 ID: e19987

>>285076
He's a crab ... just jump on his hat and say you have no time for this.
You can still stroll away from him if you need to.
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No. 285121 ID: bf10e8

Now now I think this Crab needs to be informed that Ponies make TERRIBLE slaves. They're easily distracted, not all that smart, not really strong enough to be any sort of workhorse.. since you know they're ponies, not horses. A Unicorn -maybe- if it had the right kind of magic...but naw.

Oh and they don't have hands. Seriously who wants a slave without hands or at least a pincher or two?

What you sir should be looking for is some sort of monkey creature hairless or other wise. Baby dragons also work in a pinch but just make sure it's an orphan.. their mothers can be kind of trouble to deal with given the whole 'eat you in one bite' aspect.
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No. 289246 ID: 756df2

Did this die again?
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No. 289260 ID: 55bd47

Yes, it did. Now stop necroing it, you stupid fuck.
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No. 289817 ID: 5f09c0
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289817

>KICK THE PIRATE
Yeah! I'm not going to be some stupid crab's slave, that's for darn sure! I think it's time for a STAR-SHINE KICK!
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No. 289819 ID: 5f09c0
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289819

"STAR..."

"Arr, whotchoo be thinkin' yer doin', lass?"

"SHINE..."

"Er... Pony?"
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No. 289820 ID: 5f09c0
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289820

"KI-oof!"
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No. 289821 ID: 5f09c0
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289821

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No. 289823 ID: 5f09c0
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289823

I... ow... my... my head hurts...

"Wake up, little pony..."

Ow... who..?

"Open your eyes, little pony. Let me see those pretty little eyes of yours..."

I... I don't like this voice! And my vision is all blurry, I can barely make out anything!
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No. 289831 ID: 8c73c8

stay squinting and keep pretending to be knocked out.
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No. 290156 ID: c765a7

>>289823
Told ya to stay out of his reach.
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No. 290175 ID: 70078d

>>289823
Focus eyes
Check for legs
Pray to the Sisters that they're still there
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No. 293870 ID: 4e6eaf

>>289823
open eyes
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No. 293881 ID: 15b51b

I see your eyes are open.
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No. 293893 ID: 45be60

don't wear a disguise
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No. 293927 ID: 6b2b68
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293927

I can see my legs, my legs are just fine...

But this... there's a weird lady in front of me and... Oh goodness...

"That's a good pony... My, what pretty little eyes you have... What's your name, little pony?"

"S-Star Glitter..."

"Well, you're my little pony now... The crabs demanded quite a sum but I think you'll be worth every gold piece..."

Oh sparkles...
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No. 293935 ID: 8c73c8

ask what she wants with you. and try to stand up.
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No. 293936 ID: 2563d4

>>293927
Complement her on her halftone smoke.
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No. 294053 ID: 67882a

>>293927
Tell her that you'd appreciate it not to die or to lose your eyes for some brew so you'll be doing everything she wants.
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No. 294070 ID: 900445

>>293927
She is touching you between your legs. Say it is not appropriate to touch somebody between the legs without consent.
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No. 294543 ID: 6a9fdc

>>248070
Don't look deep into her eyes, and pray she doesn't do any evil dances.
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No. 294625 ID: 6b8e41

>>293927
Danger Pony Robinson: You run the risk of becoming a twinkle eyed pony, and this is not good.
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No. 294688 ID: 1d5e75
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294688

>>294543
DAMNIT you beat me to it > .> i knew i should have posted that song yesterday
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No. 294748 ID: 8e2e95

>>293927
>"Well, you're my little pony now... The crabs demanded quite a sum but I think you'll be worth every gold piece..."
>"Well, you're my little pony now
>my little pony

I see what you did there.


ask what she wants of you, and obey her... until opportunity strikes!
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No. 294750 ID: 43d730

>>294748
You may wish to ask what today's adventure will be.
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No. 311993 ID: 9cb4b3
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311993

>>293935
I can stand up just fine...

"What do you... What do you want with me?"

"I need your help, my little pony... You see, my eyes are old, and next to useless... but your eyes are young and beautiful... I need you to help me find Cindy-Lou Sea-Derple, who has the most beautiful eyes of all... And when we're through... I'LL have the most beautiful eyes of all!"


W-Well, she's not doing any evil dances but... I don't like the sound of any of this!
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No. 312103 ID: c891d3

Ask her what she actually wants you to do and make a decision based on that.
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No. 312106 ID: 234c26

>>311993
She's some sort of witch woman, right? Ask her if she has enough magic to get you to the moon.
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No. 312184 ID: 9c538a

Sea Derple? Cindy Lou? Good grief. This is probably going to result in more singing. The bad news is that ponies do make excellent slaves. The good news is that since slavery is wrong, said witch woman just gave those crabs a bunch of gold for property they didn't even own. She should be mad at them, not you. In fact this is really good news, considering that instead of having a monstrous crab to fight that can dash you against the rocks (again), you have a half blind spindly looking witch who basically trusts that you'll obey her every command. I say run with it, don't try to escape yet (as she'll just try harder to stop you) and see if you can warn Cindy Lou before the witch copiessteals her eyes.
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No. 313883 ID: 9cb4b3
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313883

"If... If I do this for you, can you get me to the moon?"

"No. Why in the world would I do that? You are my slave now, I would have no use for you on the moon."

"What... What exactly do you want me to do?"

"Find Cindy-Lou Sea-Derple, bring her here. Now if you don't have any more questions I suggest you leave before I take your eyes instead."
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No. 313885 ID: 35e1a0

YES MISS!
then run away and never return.
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No. 313934 ID: 383006

>>313885
This. Ask her where the city is and stuff and then just totally don't go do that.
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No. 392496 ID: 9cb4b3
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392496

"Well uh, Okay! I'll totally go do that. Go do that right now. I'll go straight there and not do anything between me being here and going there and doing the thing. Where is the exit?"

You're facing it already. Oh, and little pony, just so you know... I've taken the liberty of giving you a waterbreathing charm for your trip. Should you stray from your path at all you'll find that it will have left you."

"Ah."

"Hundreds of feet below sea level.

"Yes, you said that alr-"

"Without air."

...Sparkles.
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No. 392578 ID: a3b384

Well nothing else to do but go along with it, at least as far as where you go. You'll need to find a way out of this situation along the way. It doesn't sound like she'll actually know what you do or say down there.
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No. 248087 ID: bf1e7e
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248087

I like to do my best to help out around the town, often by taking care of the baby ponies. It isn't bad, the baby ponies are cute and it makes me happy to help them.

Tonight, though, there appears to be a problem. I am in the nursery in pony town, putting the baby ponies to bed so that they can get some sleep and be full of energy for playing tomorrow. But Baby Cloud Dancer doesn't seem to be able to sleep, and she is sobbing loudly.
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No. 248088 ID: 383006

Smack her in the nose to establish dominance. If you don't train them early, they'll never learn.
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No. 248089 ID: a4b4e3

Little crying ponies get a hoof in their mouth.
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No. 248090 ID: f4e4f9

The key is to horse-kick her in the head. That should knock her out.

Alternatively, ask whats the matter.
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No. 248091 ID: 834dc2

jegus x-ing, what is with this horse-slaying suggestions?

we must do some horse whispering and find out what ails the tiny-pony-pidgey-thingie in order to order it around properly.
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No. 248092 ID: d677cc

>>248087
You look a bit annoyed. This sort of thing happen often, or...?
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No. 248093 ID: 56dc25

>>248087
She's probably crying because of how her sibling 'disappeared' recently. I recommend quieting her down with a soft promise that if she doesn't shut up, she'll be the next one to go.
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No. 248094 ID: bbf621

Is she old enough to talk? If so, ask her what's wrong. If not, gently lift and cradle her with your telekinetic pony magic.
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No. 248097 ID: 36019b

No hitting children! Lets try to calm her down. Maybe some sort of treat, reassuring words? Ask her what's wrong too of course.
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No. 248100 ID: 1963d1

Wow. Nice auto ponychan in here.

Sage-ing because not quest relevant.
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No. 248102 ID: 2563d4

Another +1 to solving this problem with the judicious application of blunt force trauma.
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No. 248108 ID: b0ef4c

Give the kid some milk if you have any.
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No. 248119 ID: c71597

>>248087
Ask what's wrong.
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No. 248122 ID: 3c9435

Stick something in her mouth. That doll or the sugar cubes over there should do.
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No. 248130 ID: d677cc

>>248122
Realistically this is probably not a bad idea.
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No. 248163 ID: bf1e7e
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248163

>Hit Baby Cloud Dancer

What?! That is unthinkable! I'd never hit a Baby Cloud Dancer, or any other baby pony, just because they were upset. That would be terrible!

>>248093

What sibling? You mean Cloud Dancer? Cloud Dancer goes flying off all the time, this isn't anything unusual.

>>248094

I don't have any 'telemewhatsits' powers, I'm a unicorn, not a wizard. If I wish hard enough I can wink or conjure marshmallows, though.

>>248122

I conjure a marshmallow in her mouth with my unicorn magic. She stops bawling loudly as she chews on it.

I nudge her up into the bed and ask her what is wrong.

>We pwaying in mushwoom fowest earlier ... and -sniff- and we came back ... and ... can't find handkuwchef.

Aww, the poor thing. It sounds like she lost her handkerchief at the MUSHROOM FOREST.
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No. 248165 ID: d677cc

>>248163
Well, I guess it's pretty clear what you have to do now!

You just have to make sure Cloud Dancer doesn't do something stupid while you're out looking for a handkerchief.
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No. 248167 ID: 36019b

TO MUSHROOM FOREST! FOR GLORY AND HEROICS! Ask her what the lost cloth looks like first though. Just to be sure. And promise her you'll go take a look for it but only if she stays here and snoozes away.
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No. 248168 ID: 56dc25

>>248163
Pff, handkerchief. She'd best get over it.
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No. 248171 ID: c71597

>>248163
Well then, take her along as you search for her hanky.
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No. 248187 ID: 3c9435

>>248171
Yeah, if she knows how to fly she might be able to look from the air.
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No. 248191 ID: b0ef4c

>>248163
ADVENTURE TIME. TO THE FOREST!
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No. 248214 ID: bf1e7e
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248214

>>248171
>>248187

I'm not bringing Baby Cloud Dancer with me, it's her bedtime!

>>248167

I already know what her handkerchief looks like, it has her cutie mark on it.

I tuck her into bed, and promise that I'll go look for her Handkerchief, but she needs to stay here and sleep.

>-sniff- th ... thanks Stwabewwy

Is there anything I should do in PONYTOWN before I head to the MUSHROOM FOREST?
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No. 248221 ID: b0ef4c

>>248214
go to town and meet up with cloud dancer if it's the same pony town.
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No. 248231 ID: 0d1fe9

>>248214
Get all your friends for magic adventure, then go to forest.
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No. 248268 ID: 9e5b05

Purple Honey Tart is right again! Go see your friends, Strawberry Fluff! Tell them that you're going out and that someone should keep an eye on the baby ponies and anyone who wants a nighttime adventure - Wooo! - should come with us!
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No. 248276 ID: a09a03

What happens when Baby Cloud Dancer grows up?

You should try to find Regular Cloud Dancer so she can help you look for the binky.
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No. 248280 ID: 067e60
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248280

Also arm yourself with guns and possibly katanas. Who knows what type of dangers and/or assassin ponies are out there...
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No. 248286 ID: f4b394

>>248276
But wait: what if this is a prequel?
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No. 248471 ID: 36019b

Hold it hold it. No need for crazy cross overs this early. Look. We know our friends are all over the freaking place, underground, some in different towns and so forth. We ain't got time to hunt them all down! We'll get out chances to pose as a team -later-

Really:Just go to the forest. Find the Hankey. I mean it's a place where children play how dangerous can it be?
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No. 248566 ID: bf1e7e
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248566

>>248280

I don't know what any of these are.

>>248221

That sounds like a good idea. It is her baby's handkerchief, after all.

I head over to Cloud Dancer's house, but a quick peek in the window tells me that she isn't home. She's probably off flying about somewhere. So irresponsible...

I think everyone else is in bed, and I don't really think that I need to wake them up. The Mushroom Forest is pretty safe, and it isn't that far away.
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No. 248569 ID: b0ef4c

>>248566
well then. onward to the forest
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No. 248592 ID: 1854db

>>248566
Get ye to the forest!
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No. 248611 ID: d677cc

>>248566
FOREST HO!
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No. 248621 ID: 476456

Who's the dad?
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No. 248626 ID: 73fd7e

Head off to the forest.
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No. 248650 ID: bf1e7e
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248650

>>248621

Dad?

>>248569
>>248592
>>248611
>>248626

I head out of town and off to the mushroom forest.

It's a very quiet place without all the ponies playing here.
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No. 248653 ID: 9c72b4

>>248650
a dad, you know how baby are made. Right?
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No. 248666 ID: 9e5b05

>>248653
Now, now Snow Breeze! Proper young ponies shouldn't talk about such things. So Strawberry Fluff, can you remember where that poor baby pony's Hoofkerchief went to?
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No. 248672 ID: bf1e7e
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248672

>>248653

Of course I do. I -was- there when Baby Cloud Dancer was born.

>>248666

I certainly don't, I wasn't even here today.
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No. 248674 ID: 5c4201

well then, let's just look around, should turn up sometime.
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No. 248675 ID: 1854db

Maybe you can see further if you take the high road! Get up on top of the mushrooms and start jumping from cap to cap!
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No. 248676 ID: b0ef4c

>>248672
So what happens if you eat these shrooms? does it make ponies get high?
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No. 248684 ID: 9e5b05

I agree with Braided Island! Just carefully look under every stalk and cap!

Coconut Glory! I'm ashamed of you! We should be looking for a foal's Hoofkerchief. So we had best make this search quick!
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No. 248698 ID: fd6d7e

You should look atop the mushrooms for the handkerchief as the little flyer probably left it somewhere high!
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No. 248705 ID: d4cdb7

>>248672
How do ponies reproduce, anyway? Like regular horses?
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No. 248710 ID: f82d85

>>248705

We don't talk about that in polite compony.
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No. 248712 ID: 36019b

Well she can fly so it's going to be a bit of a nuisance checking everything. It could be atop or behind anything 'round here!

Well at least we can teleport, make sure to glance behind the few stalks you pass, maybe Wink atop one of the taller ones for a quick overhead-look around.

Also:Ponies are made by MAGIC they need no vulgar reproduction acts!
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No. 248714 ID: 788856

>>248705
They wish for a baby and it comes out of a magic mirror.
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No. 248737 ID: 09a467

stop for a while and listen.

im thinking that maybe her friend is actualy lost in the woods, also looking for said hankerchief like the little good foal she is.

>>248714
this is now cannon.
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No. 248746 ID: 9e5b05

Blue Sun Crumble, it is 'Stay a while, and listen', hehe. Not that I play those nasty violent video games or anything, I'm a good pony.
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No. 248855 ID: e38e27

Is there anyone around you could ask if theyve seen it?
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No. 249451 ID: bf1e7e
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249451

>>248676

Why would ponies eat mushrooms?

>>248705

When we stand in front of the magic mirror and make a wish, we get a baby. We tried to stop Cloud Dancer from doing it, but she did it anyway.

>>248737

What friend?

author aside: the mirror thing was already canon

>>248855

Not at night.

>>248675
>>248712

Checking the high road is probably a good idea, Baby Cloud Dancer is a pegasus pony and she likes to fly.

>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...
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No. 249462 ID: 36019b

Well easy enough. Wiggle your way up a bit more. Make sure you have a solid footing and take a look around.

If you don't spot it, teleport to one of the nearby taller Mushrooms after another wishing spell. Look around some more.... and depending on what we see we'll decide where we go next from there.
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No. 249464 ID: ef4c9a

>>249451
>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

Hold on a sec. Do I hear someone or something pining and whining up there? We ought to investigate. Someone's obviously out late; maybe they've seen the thing.
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No. 249465 ID: 1854db

>>249464
I think that's how she's levitating herself up to the mushrooms.

also ==>
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No. 249466 ID: 476456

why wouldnt you eat mushrooms?
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No. 249467 ID: bf1e7e
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249467

>>249464

That was me wishing. I have to focus really hard to wink. Some unicorn ponies are really good at it, but it takes a lot of concentration for me.

>>249466

Why would we eat mushrooms when we could eat fruit and cake?

It looks like I've reached the canopy of the Mushroom Forest
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No. 249468 ID: d677cc

>>249467
Would that happen to be the handkerchief in question over there?
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No. 249470 ID: b0ef4c

>>249467
The hanky is up ahead! go grab it!
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No. 249471 ID: e3f578

>>249467
Man you have to be missing out on some nutrients, girl. You need some protein in that diet. Spaghetti, steak, potatoes, bread and stuff.

Yum could go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now. Wish for a plate. Also wish you can find that darn hankey easier.
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No. 249473 ID: 36019b

Certainly looks like it. Keep an eye out though.. somethings fishy here.

Glance down the sides of the mushrooms as you make you way to the hanky. Slow and steady here. Be careful and stuff! If all goes well we'll yoink it and take off.
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No. 249475 ID: e3f578

>>249470
oh snap its a wish come true. Damn woman, you got wishing skills so good that you would be an excellent helper for Pinocchio.
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No. 249479 ID: bf1e7e
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249479

>>249468

It looks like it is!

>>249471

I can't just wish for whatever I want! The only things I can do with my wishing are winking and creating marshmallows, like I said before.

>>249470
>>249473

I make my way slowly and carefully towards the handkerchief. Wouldn't want to fall.

Wait, what's that?!
>>
No. 249480 ID: d677cc

>>249479
Looks like some kinda shadowy black bird thing going straight for that handkerchief there.

Do something! Something like charging straight at it without thinking about what will ensue thereafter!
>>
No. 249481 ID: 36019b

Gah! It's going for the Hanky! There's no way we can rush over there quick enough to stop it.. and concentrating on magic would take even longer...

Yell at it! Loudly! Maybe we can startle it "HEY GET AWAY FROM THAT!" or something similar.
>>
No. 249482 ID: 476456

>>249467

hey you never know you might like mushrooms too
>>
No. 249487 ID: bf1e7e
File 128831574467.png - (189.42KB , 750x750 , PonySF010.png )
249487

>>249480
>>249481

I try to shout out to spook the bird.

It looks like it's leaving, but it grabbed the Handkerchief on its way!

art error, repostan
>>
No. 249488 ID: b0ef4c

>>249487
CHASE THE BIRD!
>>
No. 249493 ID: d1ad31

>>249487
Offer some marshmallows in exchange for the handkerchief.
>>
No. 249494 ID: bf1e7e
File 128831785159.png - (69.89KB , 750x750 , ponySF011.png )
249494

I bound across the mushroom caps as fast as I can, but I can't keep up with the bird!

It soon leaves the mushroom forest and flies off toward Spire Mountain.
>>
No. 249497 ID: e9f6d1

swear on your horn that you will not give up, AFTER IT!
>>
No. 249500 ID: b0ef4c

>>249494
well you already made it this far for a fucking handkerchief may as well go up the mountain.
>>
No. 249501 ID: 1854db

ADVENTURE!
>>
No. 249507 ID: 36019b

Uhh... what do you -know- about Spire mountain? Is it full of nasty mean monsters and other dark things?
>>
No. 249508 ID: 476456

you dont have any responsibilities to take care of right?
>>
No. 249513 ID: bf1e7e
File 128832158969.png - (89.79KB , 750x750 , ponySF012.png )
249513

>>249508

Well, I tend to look after the Baby Ponies but they usually stay out of trouble. Nobody makes me do it or anything though, I just like to.

>>249507

I don't really know anything about Spire Mountain. I know that there are old stories about it, but I don't really know what they are.
>>
No. 249522 ID: fd6d7e

I see nothing wrong with this plan. Danger is fun!
>>
No. 249528 ID: 6b4843

>>249451
pardon me, i have no ranks in MLP lore
>>249513
what do you know of spire mountain, and what do you think stole the tissue?
>>
No. 249533 ID: bf1e7e
File 128832393211.png - (94.75KB , 750x750 , ponySF013.png )
249533

>>249528

Well, it looked like it was a giant bird that stole the handkerchief. I guess maybe the giant bird lives he-

Huh!?

==>
>>
No. 249534 ID: bf1e7e
File 128832396032.png - (78.07KB , 750x750 , ponySF014.png )
249534

>>249533

>==>

ow!
>>
No. 249551 ID: fd6d7e

Oh no are you okay Strawberry Fluff?? :o
>>
No. 249556 ID: ef4c9a

>>249534

I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be a trap. CAREFULLY extract yourself if you can; once you're out, it may be prudent to hide in the rocks and see if your would-be captor shows up.
>>
No. 249558 ID: 1854db

>>249534
Oh no, now everyone can see your butt!
>>
No. 249560 ID: d677cc

>>249534
Oh dear Strawberry what have you done now?
>>
No. 249567 ID: 53e196

>>249534
this is quite a pickle you are in.

if you cant jump out of this one, maybe bare hand digging could do

unless you can conjure too many strawberries and walk on top of them.
>>
No. 249816 ID: bf1e7e
File 12883907164.png - (87.99KB , 750x750 , ponySF015.png )
249816

>>249551

I'm sure I'll be fine. It was mostly just surprising.

>>249567

I can't conjure strawberries you silly person.

>>249556

I set about trying to climb out of the hole, but I can barely get my hooves and chin up over the lip so it's not easy.
>>
No. 249833 ID: 9e5b05

>>249816
Strawberry Fluff, you silly filly, just close your eyes and wish yourself out of the hole. After all, you -are- a Unicorn.
>>
No. 249844 ID: bf1e7e
File 128839385967.png - (128.97KB , 750x750 , ponySF016.png )
249844

>>249833

That sounds like a good plan.

>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...
>>
No. 249845 ID: f5d873

JUMP TO YOUR RIGHT!!
>>
No. 249846 ID: 1854db

>>249844
Incoming net.
>>
No. 249868 ID: 27b0b9

>>249844
in a shown of skill and dexterity, wish the net to return to its owner
>>
No. 249871 ID: bf1e7e
File 128839841925.png - (118.04KB , 750x750 , ponySF017.png )
249871

>>249845
>>249846

I throw myself to the right, narrowly evading the incoming net!

What is going on?

>>249868

I can't do that!
>>
No. 249873 ID: 27b0b9

>>249871
leg it! theres someone out for you and he will try something stupid again!
>>
No. 249874 ID: d677cc

>>249871
Looks like someone's trying to capture you.
>>
No. 249883 ID: b0ef4c

>>249871
RUN! RUN UP THE MOUNTAIN!
>>
No. 249901 ID: 1854db

I think we should run away and get someone else to help too. Safety in numbers and all that.
>>
No. 249912 ID: bf1e7e
File 128840372886.png - (108.81KB , 750x750 , ponySF018.png )
249912

I stand up and run! Whatever is going on here I need to hurry and get somewhere sa-

==>
>>
No. 249913 ID: bf1e7e
File 128840376642.png - (82.01KB , 750x750 , ponySF019.png )
249913

>>249912

>==>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>
No. 249916 ID: 6867a2

it's a harpy!
>>
No. 249919 ID: 36019b

Okay. This is a bit of a fix we;re in now. No way we can concentrate on winking. struggling to free ourselves will lead to a painful fall.....

Yeah... we're going to have to let it take us where it want's I think..just makes sure to yell for help! somepony might hear!
>>
No. 249921 ID: 3416ec

Wish for a jetpack!

WISH FOR A JETPACK!
>>
No. 249922 ID: e60ee7

>>249913
Shoot marshmallows at its face!
>>
No. 249928 ID: 620bfb

>>249922
Secret unicorn attack: Choke On Marhsmallows!
>>
No. 249949 ID: 4482b3

wait i think you are safe. a harpy would not need supterfuge to catch horses, they are its natural prey.

try talking to it. ask for help related to the traps.
>>
No. 249951 ID: 4482b3

>>249949
>not need supterfuge to
subterfuge*
>>
No. 249960 ID: bf1e7e
File 128840912948.png - (146.15KB , 750x750 , PonySF020.png )
249960

>>249922
>>249928

I can't shoot marshmallows, I can just create them! And that doesn't seem to help!

>>249919

I cry out for help, but I'm not sure if anyone is really around to hear me ...
>>
No. 249962 ID: 6867a2

STRAWBERRY!
>>
No. 249969 ID: 4482b3

>>249960
if you cant make some sort of bullshit move like making mashmallows inside her brain, just relax.

and play dead. keep attention to your enviroment and be ready to sprint. or jump off a cliff.

uh.

do you have a religion?
>>
No. 249970 ID: fd6d7e

It'll help if people are searching for you. They only have to follow the marshmallows! I hope you'll be out of this before anyone starts to worry though.
>>
No. 249980 ID: e3f578

You wished yourself outta that whole and onto a mushroom, wish yourself into a different direction like earlier .I wish I wish I wish I could get out of this bird's talons.

Or try and poke that bird with your horn or something. When he drops wish yourself to safety.
>>
No. 250002 ID: e60ee7

Make a silent prayer to Princess Celestia!

And Midnight Moon too - can't hurt to cover all your bases!
>>
No. 250019 ID: a68470

Conjure marshmallows in bird's windpipe!
>>
No. 251478 ID: bf1e7e
File 128871841449.png - (268.05KB , 750x750 , ponySF021.png )
251478

>>
No. 251479 ID: bf1e7e
File 128871845227.png - (213.45KB , 750x750 , ponySF022.png )
251479

Ugh ... I must have fainted ...
>>
No. 251480 ID: bf1e7e
File 128871853475.png - (214.78KB , 750x750 , ponySF023.png )
251480

>>249969

What's a religion?

>>249970

I left as many marshmallows as I could, but I don't know if anyone will be able to find them ...

>>250002


Who?
>>
No. 251481 ID: 51f7f2

Try to look around without revealing that you're awake.

With eyes that huge you should be able to see 70% of the room from your position.
>>
No. 251483 ID: b0ef4c

>>251480
wake up. take a look around.
>>
No. 251484 ID: d677cc

>>251480
I think you might be in a cage of some sort, but I'm not sure.
>>
No. 251490 ID: dad664

>>251480
Well, who created the Heavens and the Earth? Do you give praise to the Sun or the Moon? Any outstanding figures in Pony History?
>>
No. 251491 ID: 14fb95

you see, when a pony goddess meets a pony god, they go out on a date and share apples.

four dates and a ruptured condo later, a wold of magical ponies is born!

anyway, take a peek at your surreoundings.
>>
No. 251527 ID: c288d6

Looks like you're in a cage. Can you wink out, or do the bars prevent that?
>>
No. 251591 ID: bf1e7e
File 128874061350.png - (261.95KB , 750x750 , ponySF024.png )
251591

>>251490

I don't know anything about any of that. The world was always here, wasn't it?

>Take a look around

It looks like I'm in some sort of small cave with a bunch of ... Straw or something all over the ground.

There is a lot of stuff in here all over the walls and floor and tables. It's very weird.

>>251527

I can't wink through anything that I can't walk through.
>>
No. 251594 ID: 31e5bb

make a loud noise to attract your captor.
>>
No. 251596 ID: d677cc

>>251591
Yeah, I think you need to get someone's attention here.
>>
No. 251597 ID: fd6d7e

What's under the pillow you're sitting on?
>>
No. 251599 ID: be29bc

>>251594
No don't do that

See if you can nudge the bars loose first. Then try making noise.
>>
No. 251600 ID: 0499d6

Alternately, try winking to the tops of the cage bars, then falling outside the cage. It's not a very long drop, and if the floor is covered in straw, you'll have a fairly soft landing.

Do you see the hoofkerchief anywhere?
>>
No. 251611 ID: b0ef4c

Whats that purple looking crystal object?
>>
No. 251635 ID: caeff1

the cage looks quite crude. see if you can torn the links between the horizontal and vertical bars with your horn.
>>
No. 251650 ID: 8a6625

eat the cage...
>>
No. 251694 ID: bf1e7e
File 128875344926.png - (262.31KB , 750x750 , ponySF025.png )
251694

>>251597

It looks like the pillow is sitting on top of some little disc made out of the same stuff the bars are.

>>251611

I'm not sure, it looks like a big sparkly chunk of crystal. I don't know much about crystals beyond that.

>>251599

I stretch up as far as I can and lean against the bars, but they seem to be a lot sturdier than they look!

>>251600

I can't wink through the top, there's some sort of net stretched between the bars!

>>251650

This tastes bad! I can't eat this!
>>
No. 251695 ID: d677cc

>>251694
Try to make some noise, perhaps by thrashing about!
>>
No. 251701 ID: 1854db

Just wish yourself up and out of the cage.
>>
No. 251705 ID: be29bc

Make a marshmallow. Then eat the marshmallow. Then make some noise.
>>
No. 251708 ID: 383006

Fill the cage up with marshmallows.
>>
No. 251718 ID: b0ef4c

>>251694
Could you wink the crystal or the key necklace looking thing to yourself and use it to cut the net above allowing you to wink out of the cage?
>>
No. 251723 ID: e1411d

Hey, your necklace/collar thing's gone. Guess the bird/volto critter took it, but why? Looks like it's got a whole collection of doodads, like some crazy magpie.

Do you think you can tip the cage over? The bottom's probably not meant to hold well when there's nothing underneath it. If that doesn't do anything, the net will be easier to get at if the cage is sideways.
>>
No. 253609 ID: 2eac65

The space between the bars appears to be wider than your torso. Try and slip between them.
>>
No. 253712 ID: fd6d7e

your control collar is gone

hulk out
>>
No. 254566 ID: bf1e7e
File 128935342490.png - (265.13KB , 750x750 , ponySF026.png )
254566

>>251723

I try to shake the cage over, but I don't have enough Oomph to knock it over from inside!

>>253609

They may look like that from there, but I can't get my head through.

>>251718

I can't wink other things unless I am carrying them, and even then they need to be really small.

>>251705
>>251708

I start to make marshmallows in the cage, though I'm not sure what this is meant to accomplish.
>>
No. 254569 ID: 383006

Scream and shout and throw a fucking fit.
>>
No. 254571 ID: 27fe93

damn, okay just start making noise.
>>
No. 254575 ID: d1ad31

Looks like someone is home. Ask them who they are and why they kidnapped you.
>>
No. 254577 ID: 7c64ab

wheres the exit? can you trhow a mashmallow there?

is the pillow completely sewed? maybe it has something inside itself asides feathers or cotton.
>>
No. 254587 ID: e3f578

throw a pony tantrum at your futile attempts and completely wreck the cage as a result because mad ponies are ponies with that Oomph you need.
>>
No. 254591 ID: bf1e7e
File 128935685398.png - (289.86KB , 750x750 , ponySF027.png )
254591

>>254569
>>254571

I raise as much of a ruckus as I am comfortable with. I feel kind of weird shouting a lot.

>>254577

It looks mostly like a big cloth from here. There's obviously something soft inside, though.

>>254575

>"WHAT?!"
>>
No. 254594 ID: 27fe93

say you are mad at them for taking you.
>>
No. 254597 ID: 3416ec

Make several marshmallows appear in his pants.
>>
No. 254606 ID: b0ef4c

>>254591
Ask him why he captured you.
>>
No. 254608 ID: fd6d7e

Fill that gaping mouth with marshmallows. You two will become the Chubby Bunny champions.
>>
No. 254610 ID: 476456

"What do you mean what, you kidnapped me!"
>>
No. 254620 ID: bf1e7e
File 128936160649.png - (172.59KB , 750x750 , ponySF028.png )
254620

>>254597

I can't do that, there are pants in the way!

>>254610

>"NO, FOUND!"

>>254606

>"WIFE!"
>>
No. 254621 ID: 476456

um..
>>
No. 254627 ID: 445c48

Ask him if that means his wife found you, or if he found you for his wife.
>>
No. 254628 ID: 383006

Tell it 'no' and bop it on the nose.
>>
No. 254629 ID: b0ef4c

>>254620
shove a marshmallow down his throat.
>>
No. 254630 ID: 27fe93

say he needs a pastor or else it wont be official.
>>
No. 254682 ID: 3416ec

"But we are not meant to be! I am a pony, and you are a bird! We're two different genus, or the family taxon, even!"
>>
No. 254692 ID: eae646

"i was not lost to be found! now let me go!"
>>
No. 254701 ID: d677cc

>>254620
Put as many marshmallows as you can come up with in his huge open mouth there.

Become despondent when he just eats all of them and asks for more.
>>
No. 254710 ID: fd6d7e

He looks just like a giant grown up baby bird! I could never resist such an adorably gaping beak and wiggling tongue.

Marshmallows~
>>
No. 254722 ID: a4b4e3

MARSHMALLOWS. RIGHT DOWN HIS THROAT.
>>
No. 254757 ID: 283fa9

>>254620
10 Place marshmallow in his mouth.
20 Have him say 'Chubby Bunny'.
30 Goto 10
>>
No. 254763 ID: dda667

>>254722
AGREED.
>>
No. 254765 ID: 3416ec

>>254757

I am suddenly in favor of this plan.
>>
No. 254774 ID: f82d85

Say you're not his wife and bite his tongue
>>
No. 254778 ID: 478b5a

This isn't one of those rape things, is it?
>>
No. 254810 ID: 8555c2

>>254757
this
>>
No. 254812 ID: 70e5c6

>>254620
Oh god it's Jim Crow. D:

+1 vote to marshmallow-in-mouth stuff. Also, +1 to pony wife. :3
>>
No. 254817 ID: 2563d4

>>254757
This is clearly the only sensible course of action.
>>
No. 254824 ID: 0603e3

Come on guys. Stop trying to solve every problem with our magic powers. This guys a BIRD swallowing objects whole is pretty standard for them, and we can't make marshmallows quick enough for that!

We must use our BRAIN MEATS. He's not too smart we might be able to out talk him... or use our surroundings for an elaborate puzzle once he leaves again.

But yes, fine, give him some Candy. If only so he won't interrupt when we talk.

Namely informing him girls have to agree to be wives before they can be wives. And he's been a very, very bad bird.
>>
No. 254846 ID: 5a2e05

No, see, his logic is flawed. In order to be found, you must first be lost. We were never lost.
>>
No. 254860 ID: 439427

>>254778
Indeed, this is a pertinent question. Shut him up with a marshmallow and ask.
>>
No. 254917 ID: 40cb26

Maybe if we're lucky, your marshmallows give him horrible indigestion!
>>
No. 254937 ID: bf1e7e
File 128943109947.png - (166.08KB , 750x750 , ponySF029.png )
254937

>>254627
>>254692

>"NOT LOST, JUST NOT FOUND YET! THEN I FOUND! MINE NOW!"

>>254630
>>254682
>>254778

>"WHAT?!"

This guy is very rude ...

>"HEY WHAT ARE Y..."
>>
No. 254938 ID: bf1e7e
File 128943115823.png - (175.00KB , 750x750 , ponySF030.png )
254938

>"..MMMPGHMMRUMGH!"

Maybe now I can get a word in edgewise
>>
No. 254942 ID: 3416ec

Much better.

I got an idea. Say if he finds a handkerchief in the forest, you'll consider marrying him.
>>
No. 254944 ID: 2563d4

>>254938
Headbutt marshmallow so it jams in his throat. Become emotionally scarred as you watch him slowly choke to death.
>>
No. 254962 ID: 7dbf04

>>254944
This
>>
No. 254964 ID: d677cc

>>254938
Tell him to let you out of the cage. Insist that you won't just run off or something like that.
>>
No. 254972 ID: 40cb26

Even if that attack were effective, we'd still be stuck in here. Better try to talk our way out.

Oh and can you make marshmallows that big all the time? Maybe even bigger?
>>
No. 255006 ID: fd6d7e

Good job Strawberry Fluff. You're getting better at making marshmallows!
>>
No. 255007 ID: fba40f

>>254938
Do nothing. CHOKE THIS FUCKER
>>
No. 255020 ID: dcab87

if it is talking that you want:

DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY BOY

"now you sit down and listen! i have never ever met anypony so rude in my entire equestrian life, and i worked as a nanny of unruly boys and crybaby girls!

have i ever talked to you? did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see? and your wife? have you worms for brains? i am a pony and you are a bird!

now you open this cage this moment young vulture or you will not hear no end of this from everypony from here to ponycity!"
>>
No. 255033 ID: f82d85

"I'm sure you're a nice pony and all, but I'm a pony and you're a bird. I'm afraid it's not gonna work out."
>>
No. 256052 ID: bf1e7e
File 128969542835.png - (288.84KB , 750x750 , ponySF031.png )
256052

>>254972
>>255006

Probably, but it takes a bit of time and makes me a bit dizzy.

>>254944
>>254962

*WHUMP*

I try to lunge forward, but he leans back and my head slams into the bars.

owwwwwww~

>>255020
>>255033

>I'm sure you're a nice pony and all

>"NOT PONY! CRULLIT!"

>but I'm a pony and you're a bird.

>"NOT MATTER!"

>did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see?

>"NOT MATTER! I FIND! MINE NOW!!"

>now you open this cage this moment young vulture

>"NO, LATER!"

It doesn't look like making demands is getting me anywhere.
>>
No. 256055 ID: a4b4e3

When later?
>>
No. 256056 ID: 2d95d7

A little cunning might do the trick here.

"But if I'm your wife, how am I going to cook and clean your nest if I'm stuck in here?"

Simple minded fool probably wants you to be a servant more than an actual wife.
>>
No. 256057 ID: 2e8dc0

>>256052
Butter him up - inform him that this is no way to treat his future bride.
>>
No. 256058 ID: 1578e2

>>256052
Well, may as well get used to the idea~ It could be a nice life~
>>
No. 256070 ID: 40cb26

>>256052
Tell him you would be a horrible wife, you can't cook or clean and you nag all day every day. Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.
>>
No. 256071 ID: 5213ba

play along. pretend to be his wife. when you see a chance to escape take it.
>>
No. 256079 ID: 445c48

Tell him your father would never consent.
>>
No. 256134 ID: bf1e7e
File 128970675827.png - (288.64KB , 750x750 , ponySF032.png )
256134

Ugh ... my head ...

>>256055

>"BEFORE TONIGHT CRULLITS GO OUT TO FIRE! I SHOW MINE SO I BEST!"

>>256056
>>256057

>"WHAT?! NO, NOT WIFE. MINE!!"

>>256070

>Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

>"YES!! YES THAT IS WHAT YOU DO!!"
>>
No. 256135 ID: a49390

OH you are a gift! well then.
>>
No. 256139 ID: 679e7a

Well, that's a relief. Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you? If it's cooking and cleaning, you can bide your time and look for a good chance to escape. If it's eating, we'll have to think a bit faster...
>>
No. 256188 ID: 4a50ea

>>256134
What do they do with pony gifts at the fire?
>>
No. 267463 ID: c742d4

C-C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!!
>>
No. 267486 ID: 5541c7

>>267463
what's with the necro here?
>>
No. 272351 ID: bf1e7e
File 129530867884.png - (134.31KB , 750x750 , ponySF033.png )
272351

>>256139

>Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you?'

>"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT GIFT! MINE!!!"

>>256188

>"ALL CRULLITS SHOW THEIRS, THEN BOKBOK TELLS WHOSE IS GOOD! ALL CRULLITS WILL BE JEALOUS BECAUSE MINE WILL BE BEST!!! WILL DEFINITELY GET WIFE!!!"
>>
No. 272354 ID: 1aad3e

>>272351
So, like, after he gets a wife, what does he plan to do with you?
>>
No. 272364 ID: 3416ec

Chomp his hand.
>>
No. 272372 ID: bf1e7e
File 129531165852.png - (289.88KB , 750x750 , ponySF034.png )
272372

>>272354

>"WHAT MEAN AFTER? AFTER HAVE WIFE, STILL MINE! ALL MINE STILL MINE! WIFE NOT HAPPY IF MINE NOT BEST!!"

>>272364

>"OW! MINE IS BAD! IF MINE IS BAD MINE DOESN'T GET TO GO FOR WALK!"
>>
No. 272375 ID: 476456

well you ..could..try seducing him?
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No. 272377 ID: 4531bc

wait, what? They need to have pretty unicorns to keep their wives happy? O_o
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No. 272378 ID: 1aad3e

>>272372
Wait, a walk! That's your chance.
Play it cool for now - butter him up. Once you get outside, we can see what our options are.
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No. 272381 ID: 4531bc
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272381

>>272378
I heard that in this voice.
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No. 272387 ID: d353c1

You're in a flimsy wooden cage. You are a pony.

When he leaves, just use your back legs to kick the thing over.
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No. 272395 ID: 99433a

It doesn't look that flimsy. That said, persistence is good.
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No. 272403 ID: bf1e7e
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272403

>>272375

Doing what?

>>272377

>"NEED TO HAVE BEST! IF HOUSE NOT BEST, WIFE NOT WANT! BUT DOESN'T MATTER, MINE IS BEST NOW!!!"

>>272378

I suppose I could give it a shot.

I apologize for biting him, and say it's just from being stuck in the cage overnight. I'll probably be better if I take a walk.

He goes and digs around in a chest, bringing out my necklace and a rope. He opens the cage by fiddling with some sort of latch on the bottom, then puts the necklace on me with the rope tied to it.

>>272387
>>272395

I already tried to break and knock down the cage, I just don't have enough Oomph! Cloud Dancer might have been able to do it, but I probably just can't.
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No. 272406 ID: 2563d4

>>272403
Be easily distracted from dire situation by material gains of PRETTY NECKLACE and proceed to prance around gaily.
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No. 272407 ID: 99433a

>>272403
Can you encase things in marshmellows?
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No. 272409 ID: e3f578

Ask for his name and to stop calling you "Mine" and instead Strawberry Fluff. You were already taken against your will, he could at least have a little bit more respect for you.

Any retaliating response and you pull a "Well what if you were MINE, huh? Then I could just walk or fly you out all day with a leash and call you MINE! What if I found you when you lost instead of you finding me? Wouldn't you prefer to be called your name than MINE?" response of that nature. But do it when you're out of the house in case he doesn't take that bullshit. But really you should just start mimicking his attitude until you've convinced him your a waste of space and thus not the best he could offer to a wife. Because surely not even this man couldn't handle himself if he wasn't well, him.
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No. 272410 ID: 64dbb9

>>272403
Question: Can you wink out with the rope attached to you?
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No. 272418 ID: 3416ec

During the walk, trip him up with a marshmallow. Then chew the rope while he's distracted.

Repeat as necessary until you can flee.
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No. 272420 ID: 383006

Just let it happen. Be the prettiest pony. If he gets the wife, he'll get distracted and that's your chance to flee.
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No. 272486 ID: 2ea108

This guy is pretty dumb. There's not much point in trying to argue with him.

Maybe some of the other bird people are less, uh, stupid. Either way, you can get away later if you have to, or your friends will find you.

Be the prettiest pony. Also, if there are a lot of other ponies, they might need your help!

Then you can murder all of the birds with deadly marshmello chokes.
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No. 274937 ID: bf1e7e
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274937

>>272406

I don't know if it really counts as 'gains,' it's my necklace after all!

I guess it is nice to have it back though!

>>272410

No, I'll just go as far as the rope stretches.

>>272409

I'm pretty sure that if I start arguing with him now he'll just take me back inside and put me back in the cage!

>>272420
>>272486

I guess I'll play along for now, it can't really hurt anything and it'll be nice to get a chance to stretch my legs.

Oh wow, it looks like we're up near the very peak of the mountain! There are a couple of other caves here, probably where the 'other crullits' live. And there's a fire pit in the middle. I guess that's what he was talking about earlier?

It's really high up here. I might have some trouble getting down ...
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No. 274949 ID: 1854db

>>274937
I suggest you make more marshmallows. They seem to be eating them.
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No. 274956 ID: 5bd740

Oh jeez, don't encourage them, or they'll make you in to a marshmallow slave or something.
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No. 275055 ID: 99433a

>>274937
Roll in the dirt! Be the dirtiest pony!
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No. 275061 ID: 701a19

>>275055
Yes! Make yourself the worst! Make yourself so bad that he looks better for getting rid of you!
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No. 275064 ID: 5b95eb

Nope, make more marshmallows.
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No. 275072 ID: 2563d4

You could compromise by making more marshmallows then smushing them into a sticky, dirt-grabbing mess in your mane.
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No. 384972 ID: 049dfa
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384972

I think about getting all dirty but ... that'd be really gross! I don't think that I really want to do that!

Besides, there's not a lot of real dirt here anyway. It's mostly just rock. And rolling around on the rocks seems like it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

>>274949
>>275064

Lacking any better ideas, I make another Marshmallow

>HEY! WHERE TASTY COME FROM?!

It seems like that caught the attention of the Crullit at the Fire Pit.
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No. 384973 ID: 1854db

>>384972
Say that you did it.
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No. 384974 ID: a2fa74

>>384972
Point to the guy holding your leash
"Remember you found a bunch last night? He stole that one from you."
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No. 384986 ID: fa9f7e

>>384974
Sounds good.
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No. 385010 ID: 6cd126

Oh hey it's a Strawberry fluff!

If our goal is to make the two argue we could just keep making them and be honest. I mean, dude(?) likes snacking on the tasties. If the other guy tries to take us away he wont be able to have any more! At which point he won't have tasties, which would be undesirable from his point of view I'm sure.

The lie -could- work too but it's going on the assumption he has more to steal.
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No. 385038 ID: 0d7a83

>>384974
Engage master plan.
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No. 385049 ID: 146bca

>>384974

This.
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