That's it. Story and style messed up so bad I'll just do this over and better, whether anyone likes it or not. It's the least I can do with it, and I want to finish this thing at least once. Cartridge loaded.
>>263514 Press Power
>>263515 Then, while holding Up + A + C, press power again. THEN press start.
>>263516 Nice try... No noticeable effect.
New Game save in slot 1
I wonder who didn't expect this.
>>263521 :D :D :D
Left, Left, Right, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down, B, A, Select, Start.
just hit start, defaults are always the best names.
>>263530
>>263530 >>263641 O.O pffftt..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh God! That brighten up my morning. Anyway: press B
>>263531 Very well.
Retrieve clothing from... wait I don't even see a dresser. Go get it from wherever it's supposed to be.
>>263667 Nah, just go out to the training yard as you are. You'll be fine.
>>263723 Because you touch yourself at night Seriously though, you will probably never find out
>>263743 I dunno. We're not you, apparently. Notice anything different?
>>263743 Call us Legion. Because that's what we are. And don't worry, we're here to help. Maybe. Depends on our mood.
Northern Royal Bridge, kingdom of Airan, continent of Medea Day 0, 10:22AM
>>263758 Overcomplicated analysis is one of our specialties. There is a lot of overlap with tactics.
>>263758 Yeah, we're tactically inclined.
We'll kinda, we're full of ideas and some of them can be good. What we're really good at is coming at a problem from every angle. What you have to do is go with the best ideas and maybe adapt them to each other and what you seem is best. Just remember your decisions are your own, if we suggest you run around wearing only pastries and jelly that probably isn't something you want to do. But don't get too pissed off that we say that sort of thing either, it's just what happens when your mind goes every direction. Now then, what do you need tactical help with? Explain well, just assume we know nothing so that we don't miss out on a detail you consider obvious.
>>263758 Tactical? Nah lady, we're tacti-cool.
We CAN be. No guarantees.
>>263758 We have been known to win some battles in our past.
Sounds quite important, then. So, I guess if you're willing to listen to our advice, better get cracking on that spilling of combat abilities while you make your way there. That way we can offer more useful suggestions than "swing sword wildly about with reckless abandon."
You're not wearing heavy armor, so you're a dex type of fighter. Fast and quick, hit 'em with finesse instead of raw strength. Are you using normal short blades or can you use things like sword breakers and jittes? Your friend there's using a plate metal cuirass of some sort, but no helmet, no chainmail under shirt, and no shinguards. It's a similar armor choice to what the Roman Legion used for officers, so my guess is she's a spear fighter of some sort with a short blade backup. That's how they did it, anyway, and that sort of armor is good for pikemen and mounted calvary.
>>264022 wow, analisys master here. anyway yeah exactly WHAT can you do with that sword? flying spin slice of doom? throw it at such an angle it can boomerang back to you and you are skilled enough to catch it in mid air?
For skill descriptions: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/338145.html
>>264154 Maybe... us? Our self awareness is basically nil, but an orb sounds like a comfy spot for some otherwise disembodied voices. Plus you could pass us to your friend if you want to spread the crazy around, or just prove that you aren't. If we aren't in there, maybe we can move in.
>>264154 It's, it's A GIANT COOKIE!
ah, good ol orb, thoght we were embeded in you brain. your skills seem solid, if a bit bland. you WILL get better ones if you stick with us though.
That thing is our physical housing. It should be pretty tough, but please treat it with some care. No one is making replacement parts anymore, as far as I know.
>>264154 I'm with the others. I think it's safe to say that it's us, our corporeal form.
Connection lost!
>>264177 Gah! Don't drop us, or you can kiss any tactical advice we can give goodbye!
fuck, connection dropped out, she can't hear us right now. after a few seconds of this she should realize the voices are indeed in the orb.
[make this face: :(]
[RUMBLE]
>>264178 She can't drop us, we're a Key Item.
>>264183 You'd abuse this function if it existed.
>>264222 the ability to vibrate slightly?
>>264222 I, for one, did not think of that until you said that just now.
[glow]
Hi lady! We sorta remember you from before.