FIND YARN

KILL YARN

Rape a human by scratching him into submission

Find yarn

Evilly toy with it

SOMETHING IS THERE, SOMEWHERE!
FREAK OUT! RUN!

meow!

Cat Quest 2010/04/10(Sat)02:05 No. 277437 ID: 543aa6
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>YARN ON TARGET
MEOW, PICK MY POISON.

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Blue yarn is best yarn.

>>69
RED IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD

SPILL IT

Seconding blue.

>>69
ALL OF IT!
LEAVE NO SURVIVORS!

Cat Quest 2010/04/10(Sat)02:24 No. 277443 ID: 543aa6
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YOU CAN SEE BLOOD ON BLUE. I AM GOING FOR BLUE. BLUE TASTE LIKE BLUEBERRY. OR MAYBE BLUE RASPBERRY. EITHER WILL BE FINE.
>CAT leaps

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>>75
KILL

MAIM

TEAR

Cat Quest 2010/04/10(Sat)02:55 No. 277445 ID: 543aa6
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HARROMMONOMNOMMOMOMM
>BLUE YARN HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED. ALSO IT WAS BLUE RASPBERRY.

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>>77
Oh god... it's dead.

You killed it.

how did this happen

>>77
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Lick yourself clean.

Bring the slain prey to your master as a gift!

Cat Quest 2010/04/10(Sat)10:14 No. 277470 ID: 543aa6
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>CAT licks himself clean.
Blue yarn threat has been eliminated. Master is out of the house but I shall leave it in his slipper.

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Plan to subdue him with violence when he comes home, then rape him. Use more violence if he resists.

>>102
SOMETHING IS WATCHING YOU! FREAK OUT! RUN! DESTROY THE FURNITURE, IT MUST BE HIDING THERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>102
YOU'RE A KITTY!
NOW FIND THE NEAREST SHINY OBJECT AND POKE IT UNTIL IT MAKES A FUN NOISE

>>102
Investigate window. See what is outside.

Stalk among your territory. Ensure that all the warm, sunny spots are where they are supposed to be.

Cat Quest 2010/04/11(Sun)01:49 No. 277481 ID: 543aa6
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>CAT goes to window to survey the street.
Everything seems to be normal and-mmmmmmm mm. Do you SEE that fine, white little ass?
>TARGET AQUIRED.

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ESCAPE DOMICILE

>>113
Well obviously the proper thing to do is MRRREEEEOOOOOOOWWW

Mrowl and paw at the window seductively.

Cat Quest 2010/04/11(Sun)02:05 No. 277486 ID: 543aa6
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>CAT RUNS THE FUCK TO THE CATDOOR.
>The pretty white cat suddenly has the urge to lick her ears clean. Good timing for CAT.

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>>118
OH GEESH I'M NO GOOD WITH GIRLS OF OTHER SPECIES

Stealthly stalk up to her. Make sure you're wagging your tail in a playful manner, so she doesn't think you are dangerous.

Silently sneak up behind her

Cat Quest 2010/04/11(Sun)08:27 No. 277490 ID: 543aa6
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Don' worry guys, I totes got dis.
>CAT flexes.

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*Thumbs Up*

You got this!

Cat Quest 2010/04/11(Sun)08:41 No. 277492 ID: 543aa6
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>CAT walks up and puts his arm around the white cat's shoulder
Hey babydoll. Haven't seen you 'round the alley. What's yo' name?
>The white cat pauses and eyes you up and down.
Claire.

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>>124
"Mine is Mi-... Uh, Michelin. Yeah."
(his name is really Mittens)

You new here? Welcome to the neighborhood!

Cat Quest 2010/04/11(Sun)08:51 No. 277495 ID: 543aa6
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>Claire asks,
And your name is..?

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BANANA.
MY NAME IS BANANA. THAT IS MY TRUE NAME.

>>127
Gato

>>125
I would like to reiterate this.

Alternatively, "Marmalade."

NO

BANANA IS THE RETARDED NAME MASTER GAVE US

OUR REAL NAME IS CRONK

>>131
NO.
BANANA IS OUR TRUE NAME.
THE NAME OUR MASTER GAVE US -- OUR SLAVE NAME -- IS OLIVE.

>>127
BANANA!
But you go by "Banyan"

Or Banny by your friends and Bane by your enemies (if you had any of either)

"Christopher."

Because no self-respecting cat would answer to the call of 'Here Bananababy!'

Cat Quest 2010/04/11(Sun)09:43 No. 277503 ID: 543aa6
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My name is Christopher, but you can call me Muffin. Stud Muffin.
>Claire blushes a little.

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Suggestion 2010/04/11(Sun)09:53 No. 277504 ID: 476456
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EY, YOU CATS. GET OUTTA DA ROAD.

>>135
Now offer to take her out on a date.

Of course that will involve rooting through the trash and maybe catching a mouse or two if you're lucky.

>>135
You are one smooth operator, Bananakins... I mean Christopher.

Since she's new, offer to show her around town a bit. You know, the best trees to climb, the fences to sit on, the best chained up dogs to annoy.

Cat Quest 2010/04/12(Mon)01:18 No. 277510 ID: 543aa6
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>Claire takes Christopher's arm off her shoulder
Thaaaanks... Stud Muffin. But, I think I'll be okay.

B-but.. you don't know the best walls to sit on, the best dogs to bother, the best bushes to pee on!

>Claire starts to walk away

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Cat Quest 2010/04/12(Mon)01:20 No. 277511 ID: 543aa6
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GUYS HELP

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GET YOUR RAPE ON

GET YARN
OFFER YARN AS GIFT

Obviously the proper approach is to stealthily follow her, and kill a small animal to give to her as a gift.

>>144
Oh, boy. Let's take this in an awkward direction. Seconded.

>>143
Well, you messed that one up.

On the other hand, this is your neighborhood. If there's a new cat in town, it is your job to find out where they live. Follow her, stealthfully, and find out where she is headed.

And make sure you aren't seen. It would be awkward if we thought we were stalking her when it's just work...

Cat Quest 2010/04/14(Wed)08:58 No. 277517 ID: 543aa6
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Claire wait! I uh.. I got you..

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Cat Quest 2010/04/14(Wed)09:02 No. 277518 ID: 543aa6
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Cat Quest 2010/04/14(Wed)09:18 No. 277520 ID: 543aa6
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>Christopher dashes to the neighbor's garden, tears out some pansy lookin' flowers, and runs up to Claire.
...Flowers!
>Claire blushes and stares at the flowers.

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TIME TO GET YOUR RAPE ON

Cat Quest 2010/04/15(Thu)07:46 No. 277525 ID: 543aa6
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>Claire gives Christopher a glare.
Yes, thank you for the flowers. I'm sure my master will be happy to see her garden torn to pieces.
>Claire turns around and walks away again. Christopher can't help but notice she was still blushing. Maybe she's interested?
Psst, guys! What else?! I'm not sure she's the mouse/bird type...

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Give her a bit of space, no need to rush things~

>>157
Tell her you think she's pretty.

>>157
SING FOR HER!

>>157
Now is the time to give her some space. On the plus side, you know where she lives! Her master is apparenly whoever you just tore up the flowers to give her.

Let her wander off a bit, then check out the house with the flowerbed.

Cat Quest 2010/04/16(Fri)18:25 No. 277535 ID: 543aa6
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Kk guys. This is a map of the hood.

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>>167
Investigate the unknown house between your house and the Dog's.

Dang, you have some exploring to do! Go find Ty and check out the unknown house between yours and DOG.

Cat Quest 2010/04/17(Sat)03:51 No. 277543 ID: 543aa6
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SIGH. I guess you guys are right, I'll go find Ty and we'll go bother The Dog.
>Claire struts back to her house. Christopher walks to Ty's.

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RAPE YOUR OWNER
NAILS AND TEETH VERSUS BIG CLUMSY GRABBY HANDS GO

>>175
Well get walking. Don't think about Claire the whole way or anything. Naw. Not her pale, silken fur... her delicate paws... her well-groomed whiskers...

Cat Quest 2010/04/18(Sun)10:30 No. 277546 ID: 543aa6
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>>177
Ya, you right bro. Let's move on and find Ty. I think he's chillin' around the alley.

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>>178
You know maybe with Clair being so frigid you should see if you can get a little something going with Ty to Tyde you over.

Cat Quest 2010/04/18(Sun)21:42 No. 277549 ID: 543aa6
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>Ty is chillaxin' on the ground in the alley.
Hey I found Ty! HEY TY!

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>>181
Greet him in the normal fashion.

Cat Quest 2010/04/18(Sun)22:19 No. 277551 ID: 543aa6
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>>182
K.

SUP BRO.

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aaaaaaaaaa

>>183
oh god what

Good, get those tongues nice and scraped.

So, 's Ty seen the new hotness?

Cat Quest 2010/04/18(Sun)23:02 No. 277555 ID: 543aa6
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Yo, bro. We got a new neighbor and she be fiiiiiine.
>Christopher explains his encounter with Claire.
Ty: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Christopher: I know, mang, I know.
Ty: We need to tap dat ass.
Christopher: She's a bit of a tease, so it will take great skill. I was thinking we could play with Dog and chase some tail later.
Ty: Sounds good.

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>>187
Bother that dog like no dog has ever been bothered before.

woo cat threesomes~

But yeah now it's time to get your bother on

This dog must be raped by you and Ty.

Cat Quest 2010/04/19(Mon)16:05 No. 277561 ID: 543aa6
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>Christopher and Ty go to the Dog's house. He is sitting in the yard. Ty mentions he has brought his master's Red Dot Maker

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Make him chase the red dot!

>>193
Ask for the Red Dot Maker and point it at Ty.

Red Dot Maker? Awesome. How well can you operate that thing, anyways?

Does the Dog have a doghouse? Let's see if you can get it to chase the red dot onto the roof.

>>196
Yes. Pull a snoopy.

FUCK EVERYTHING

Cat Quest 2010/05/10(Mon)19:23 No. 277584 ID: 543aa6
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I has the force, Luke

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Only 1 thing to do:

Make him run into a wall.

:>

>>216
Make him run in circles!