Suggestion 2011/03/26(Sat)22:47 No. 291132 ID: 2ed55a
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Times change, people, and I gotta get with them.

And I know what I must do.

Suggestion 2011/03/26(Sat)22:47 No. 291133 ID: 2ed55a
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GET SOME MAJOR TAIL

Fuck yeah.

Go primal savage on nearest ass.

First, one must LOCATE the ass.

Court the nearest dame for their lovely ass.

This will be fun.

Suggestion 2011/03/26(Sat)22:58 No. 291145 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291136
>>291138
>>291139


What is this amateur hour? I know I need to get ass, but one simply does not go to outside and start humpin' wildly at the prettiest looking thing to pass your eyeballs, people. Come on.

>>291142

Damn right it'll be fun. First things first, where to start?

>YOU ARE IN fGHOST'S SWANKY PAD.

Read the note

Wasn't there stamps? I read the archives, there is stamps somewhere in this house.

TELL US.

Read note
Hug chair

hug note
chair tom

Read note.
Tell us more about your pad? Any furnishings other than your chair and table?

>>291145
Go to outside and start humpin' wildly at the prettiest looking thing to pass your eyeballs, obviously.

Suggestion 2011/03/26(Sat)23:08 No. 291156 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291146

Consider it done.

>>291147

That was a dark time in my life, I've moved past that, now.

>>291151

This is my place of business, just the chair and desk, I like to keep things minimalistic, you dig? I do have a skewed Bonnie Tyler poster, however.

Is it skewed, or do you just live on an incline?

Aww yeah.

>>291156
So, do we want High Quality ass or will any old ass do?

>>291156
What's on the other side of the note?
What's on the other side of the skewed Bonnie Tyler poster?

fGhost... Since when have you been male?

>>291167
Don't do it, we don't need some chubby ghost around!

...which gender of ass are we aiming at?

Suggestion 2011/03/27(Sun)19:38 No. 291411 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291167

I've checked on the other side of that poster. Nothin secret there. Just a whole lot of woman.

>>291178

Since forever! What's your deal, man. Fix your brain.

>>291230

Ass of the female persuasion, I ain't no fruitloop.


So where would a good place be to find some women, ready for the takin'? Where to go, guys?

>>291411
Go to the arcade, hit on GURL GAMERS

>>291411
Have you tried the other side of that poster?

Flirt with poster.

Suggestion 2011/03/27(Sun)19:54 No. 291422 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291416

I'm gonna put on my sexy voice for this one.

[CONTINUED]

Suggestion 2011/03/27(Sun)19:54 No. 291423 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291422

>>291422
No no lift the poster, flirt with the girls BEHIND it.

Suggestion 2011/03/27(Sun)20:05 No. 291426 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291424

Heh. Seriously though, where's a good place where bitches run wild?

>>291426
>>291411
>I've checked on the other side of that poster. Nothin secret there. Just a whole lot of woman.

>>291427
I think he means Bonnie Tyler is a whole lot of woman, not that there are a whole lot of women behind the poster.

>>291431
Oh. Well, in that case, kill a whale. Bitches love whales.

oh yeah man. get a girl a whale and she is yours. needs to be fresh killed by yourself. or it doesn't count. you can have a mount though. get your best whale slaying weapon.

Go to a karaoke bar, the ladies will get all up on your dick once they hear your voice.

>>291436
This is a good idea. You sound like you've got a good singing voice.

Suggestion 2011/03/28(Mon)19:09 No. 291601 ID: 2ed55a
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>>291433
>>291435
>>291436
>>291444

best way to do something is to combine them! To the whaleoke bar!

You need a hero.

Not figuratively, but a real hero to turn on Bonnie Tyler "I need a hero" for you to sing.

Replace hero with "busty wench" too.

>>291601
Okay, kill the whale. While it's sinking rescue the chicks from the sinking whale while singing.

USE DAT SEXY VOICE AND SING.
Girls like men who can sing.
I would know, I'm a girl.

Offer swedish fish, look for a barrel.