Inspect cloth to your right
Can you, like, I dunno, open the door behind you?
Do you have any items? Inspect Inventory then inspect Drawings with Eye.
>>298804
>>298813 Good sir, you must simply apply your hand to the doorknob to open the door! Twist then pull. Or perhaps, push. First, however, yank the cloth off the wall. Let no nail impede your progress!
Get crystal ball Obtain magical powers
>>298822 Drape the cloth around you like some sort of magic cape. Then... investigate that ball on the table. Gawk at it. Poke it. Perhaps even add it to your inventory.
Grasp orb in your meaty fist and pier deeply into spherical crystal.
>>298831 How strange. Alright, go manhandle that door. Unless you want to headbutt the eye on the wall.
>>298831 Cast "Open Door" with new Magical Arm, if probable.
>>298831 Use new magical hand to cast Fist on that door.
>>298843 No. Doors are for the weak. Cast Fist on the wall.
>>298904 Cloth has respawned. >>298905 Wait, no it hasn't. No one saw anything.
uh oh, looks like you are trapped inside your OWN SKULL.
>>298917 You're right! Larry, quickly, to escape you must bash your head on the table until your skull cracks open! It's the only way! ...Alternatively, go take a closer look at that liquid magic. Is it doing anything... magical? What does it taste like?
>>298935 It's magic. Also, you're about to get grabbed by a giant claw. You should probably move or something.
dodge roll!
>>298935 Duck down and lick the Magic off the floor.
I believe the term here is "Do a barrel roll!". Or dodge to your left. One of those.
Use your MEATY ARM to TABLEFLIP the table into the arm. That'll teach him.
tell the wall eye to knock it off your the next bunch will be to it.
get into a combat stance. arm and magic both at the ready.
>>299129 It's a hand with an eye in it. Cast poke on the centre of the huge eye, hit the weak spot for critical damage and win the day!
You know what I think we might not be ready for this. Cast OPEN on the door and skedaddle.
>>299143 Look down into that black rectangle thingy on the floor. Consider the possiblity that you will turn into some sort of boxcatprofessional if you go through the exit.
>>299143 That's some Willy Wonka shit right there. Anyway, examine everything. The safe, the square on the ceiling, the hole in the floor, the brick... painting... thing. All that good shit.
Examine the grate in the floor.
>>299149 oops. nevermind...
Umm... Examine painting/certificate/map thing behind you
>>299154 Check behind the painting!
Take the painting of the safe and flip it out 90 degrees, thus opening the safe and revealing all its goodies to you
>>299154 Take the picture of the safe and put it in the hole on the floor perpendicular to it. You know, just for shits and giggles.
>>299160 This. If this does nothing then >>299164 This. If still nothing happens, call the safe mean names until it opens.
>>299154 Do a thorough examination of the importance of the pillar in the centre of the room to the structural integrity of the rest of the room. Such a thing should be easy for a professional such as yourself.
Drat. You see that square on the ceiling? Take it down and put it in the square hole on the floor.
>>299624 Maybe use your MAGIC HAND?
>>299631 Stupid magic. Reabsorb your MAGIC HAND. Then go over and check behind the other painting. Watch out for that hole in the ceiling though.
>>299631 God damn uncoperative magic. Lets summon a magic crowbar for better prying powers to see if that helps.
How about a ladder AND a crowbar.
Did you try pushing the square? Push the square.
>>299672 That wooden chest is no match for your MEATY FIST. Open the little motherfucker.
Teleport to your most favorite place ever.
>>299707 I love everything about this quest and I love you. Cram that rope into your inventory, then peer into the cat-shaped door opening.
Okay. Go through the cat-door.
>>299707 Oompa loompa doopity-doo. I see a cat door, and you should go through.
I love you, too.
Put on mask.
>>299771 Look at the back of the painting. Also, admire painting.
lift central piller straight up.
Aww no teleportation. Sad. If you cannot find a source of light which you can carry, spawn yourself a lantern or any persistent light source. If the lantern runs out you can spawn more oil. Should not be too magical for you. It looks like the door may be barred from the other side, smash it with your huge arm if so. I don't see anything useful around here(that isn't guarded by a powerful demon arm). "magical pedophile and his nightmare children-killing candy factory" hehehe
>>299771 Lets put on the mask and see if that happy smiley on it can cheer you up.
First, put on the mask. Maybe it will let you see things you couldn't before. If not, then you're wearing a cool mask. Good job. Second, tie the rope to the pillar then around yourself so that you have a life-line when you smash down the door conataining GOD DAMNED darkness.
After you put on the mask or something, see if you can use your MAGICAL HAND to defy gravity and allow you to walk along the wall.
>>300059 ... Taste your mask to determine if its made of mint chocolate. If so, store that mask in your inventory for later, in case you want a snack.
>>300075 If it is not so, use MAGIC to enchant SMELLY MASK with DARKVISION.
>>300059 Use magical hand to reach up into the hole above you and see if there is anything hidden in there.
>>300107 If we can do that, why can't we just lift ourselves up with it? Assuming Larry is professional enough to do a one-armed pull-up, of course. Are you professional enough, Larry?
You said that door was barred, right? Uh, not sure where else we could go. Unless you can cast MAGIC HAND to the other side of the door, that is.
>>300217 We already wasted all our magic. >>300211 Put on DARKVISION MASK and venture into the vile depths of the dark and unknown through the BOXCAT DOOR.
attempt to open the safe one last time anyway. looks like noone considered using magic to open it, and now its too late. is there still magical fluid in the crystal ball to drink?
>>300236 Believe it or not, I won't worry too much about his distinct lack of magic. He is a Professional, after all. Plus, we may have an infection to drain of MAGICAL PUS later. I have a hunch. Check BEHIND the PILLAR, if it isn't fixed to the wall.