>>319243
WITH LOVE MAKE HAPPY! TOP NOTCH!

okay cool. but don't let the people in school find out. football player bullies would attack you because your love makes them feel insecure so they think beating you up will make them feel better.

>>319243
Cool story mom, but is it ok if we kiss you too?

needs more 3 way with their mom.

>>319243
Sounds like she wants some of that loving as well. Better give it to her boy, give it to her good and make sure she's happy.

サスケくん 2011/07/09(Sat)20:53 No. 324427 ID: 9cb4b3
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I-I'm not going to kiss my mom! That's gross! And it... It kinda makes me feel funny...

We have a hug instead! And then she kisses me on the forehead goodnight.

C-Completely platonic, I swear!

S-So uh... Am I ready for tomorrow? I think I have the uniform ready under my bed except for...

Oh no! I think I forgot to get heeled shoes! I was having trouble finding some in my size... Oh man, what am I going to do? I can't show up at school with out-of-uniform shoes!

>>324427
Barefoot

>>324428
Yeah just tell them that you ca-- WAHT I MEAN TOW SAY YOUNG WON, IS TAHT YOW CAN SIMPRY TERL THEM TAHT YOU MUWST AWAYS BE BAREFOOWT TOW PROPERY CHANNEL YOW CHI ENERWGIES.

>>324427
You won't be ready for tomorrow unless you sleep with your sister.

If you can't go to school with non-uniform shoes, then either you don't go to school or you get uniform shoes. It's pretty simple

>>324427
wear some of those awesome wooden sandals like your favorite anime super hero 乳房ヒョウ >>/meep/16852

サスケくん 2011/07/09(Sat)21:56 No. 324451 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>324428
I can't go b-b-barefoot c-can I? I-I think the grass would t-tickle my feet too much th-they're kind of sensative!

then it seems we have a mission. we must get to the uniform supply store and get shoes.

In theory, any shoes that aren't the uniform norm are equally prohibited. So the possibilities are to gain uniform shoes, go with non-uniform shoes, or not go at all. I'm for the latter. Let's pig out on ice cream with our sister.

Dont all you japanesu folks got mecha suits? just go put yours on to go to school.

>>324451
you have to go for the sandals, only a baka gaijin pigdog wears anything else

>>324451
Wear traditional sandals or go barefoot to show off what a free spirit you are.

Get SHOES WITH SPIKES IN THEM SO THEY CUT YOUR FEET

Nicci 2011/07/17(Sun)22:07 No. 327389 ID: 9cb4b3
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O-Okay, I sneak out early and go to school barefoot, everything's fine on the bus but when I get there I accidentally bump into this blind girl!

Sh-She looks angry, what should I do!?

>>327389
rape her it's like saying hello in japan

Take her shoes. Say nothing.

>>327389
WELL HELP HER UP YOU STUPID OAF

hey she's wearing the same uniform as you! maybe she's from the same school

>>327391
seconding the rape.

say sorry and be secretly glad she cannot see your feet.

>>327391
>>327392
>>327393
ALL THREE. AT ONCE.

>>327389
Check out her panties while helping her up and apologising like hell.

Her shoes. You must wear them.

Nicci 2011/07/18(Mon)13:03 No. 327622 ID: 9cb4b3
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"S-Sorry ma'am! I didn't see you there! L-Let me help you up!"

Then I touch her boob.

Oh my goddess my foot went up her skirt a little when I stepped closer! Now we're both blushing what should I do!

>>327622
Trip and fall on her

wiggle your toes.

>>327622
let the awkward flow

>>327622
Let your lips touch, claim it was an accident. Then trip onto her and motorboat her, also claim that was an accident.

Do some random amount of the above and then talk about how you are both definitely girls so it's OK.

Nicci 2011/07/18(Mon)15:42 No. 327724 ID: 9cb4b3
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"OH NO I TRIPPED"

Oh m-man I'm actually kissing a g-girl! I'm so embarressed I can't think straight and I'm getting clumsy!

>ieeeeee what are you doing!?

"Oh goddess I'm sorry I tripped here let me get off of you!"

Nicci 2011/07/18(Mon)15:43 No. 327725 ID: 9cb4b3
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"ABRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!!"

OH NO I TRIPPED AGAIN AND ACCIDENTALLY MOTORBOATED HER BREASTS I'M SO EMBARRESSED

"Oh g-gosh I'm so sorry but it's okay because we're both girls right?"

>"Yeah it's okay it could have been anyone's mistake"

>>327725
Ok, now it's time for the final part. Slip down again even further and land with your face in her crotch.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR SISTER ALREADY?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

DON'T LET HEADMASTER KAOS CATCH YOU

Nicci 2011/07/19(Tue)14:05 No. 328128 ID: 9cb4b3
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>328128
Oh my, how embaressing! Hey, what colour is her panties? I bet they're pink and frilly. Or maybe she's not wearing any.

Anyway, probably time to get up on your feet again and apologise some more.

>>328128
You fell down so hard you started licking- you know what, nevermind.
Is that a riding crop she has?

"accidently" steal all her stuff, but especially her cool sunglasses and pimpin cane

Suggestion 2011/07/31(Sun)16:30 No. 334672 ID: 049dfa
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Th-THEY'RE PINK! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!!!

Nikki 2011/07/31(Sun)16:33 No. 334676 ID: 049dfa
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OKAY I STEAL HER GLASSES AND CANE AND RUN INSIDE I STILL HAVE NO SHOES

Put the tip of your can in your mouth and pull that mouth down under your eyes where it belongs.

that's Ok if anyone asks, just say "I'm too cool for shoes" this'll work cause you're clearly wearing badass sunglasses

Nikki 2011/07/31(Sun)18:59 No. 334750 ID: 049dfa
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Th-This feels funny...

L-Like I kinda like it...

Yeah i'm sure there are other places where you'd like to stick that pole but now's not the time nor the place (and quite frankly I'm not sure there'd ever be a time/place for that). Now that your mouth's in the right place I guess it's time to steal the girl's identity and pretend to be the blind kid in school. And perhaps somehow you can blame your shoelessness on being blind. "Oh, I'm barefoot? I couldn't tell, I'm BLIND you insensitive jerk!"

YES! pretending to be blind is clearly the best plan

just think about all the "accidental" groping you can get away with!

>>334796
This is the best plan, now go my son and GROPE!!!!

You do realize that part of being blind means that pole is used to tap around in front of you so you don't run into too much shit, right? It's not for waving around behind you like a faggot.

apologise for groping her and say that it was an accedent cause your blind

>>335043
Admire how PINK her PIRATE HAT is. Then grope her BOOTS.

Ricci 2011/08/10(Wed)12:44 No. 338733 ID: 9cb4b3
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"OH I'M SO SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE I AM BLIND!"
>"ARR... SO YE ARE."
"I LIKE YOUR HAT!"
>"Arr... Thanks. It be a mark o' me authority."
"O-oh, um, cool! C-Can I touch your boots?"
>"Neigh. Me boots are well polished and should ne'er be touched by a scurvy dog o' the likes of ye."

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP UP THIS DISGUISE AND I STILL DON'T HAVE SHOES! Th-the cold floor is tickling my feet and it makes me uncomfortable!

Wait, OH NO! I need a Locker too! How am I going to get a locker!?

>>338733

discard the pole and glasses and announce that you can see now.

>>338733
Ask pirate captain lady if she could carry you to the principals office, pwetty pwease with spwinkles on top?

>>338733
beat her to death with the pole. steal her boots.

>>338741
This.

I don't think Murder is the right idea
just beat her unconsious and steal her boots

Ricci 2011/08/10(Wed)15:34 No. 338794 ID: 9cb4b3
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"HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE NOW!"

>"Arr, it be a mirac-OOF!"

"CAN YOU CARRY ME TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE AFTER I STEAL YOUR BOOTS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP!?"

Oh my gosh I... I don't know if this is going to work!

>>338794
It surely will if you kiss her, kiss her like you have never kissed a girl before you lovestruck fool!

yes kiss her, she will then inexplicably fall in love with you and do whatever you want

>>338794
Kiss her while continuing to hit her.

>>338794
you just gotta hit her harder until her blood starts to spill everywhere. thats true love.

Do both: Kiss her and if she doesn't accept your advances, beat her for the boots. Bitch needs to learn to share.

Ricci 2011/08/31(Wed)17:24 No. 344357 ID: 5b0d85
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OKAY I KISS HER!

"Yarr... ye be a good kisser, but t'be true, I'm afraid I wouldn' be interested in the likes o' ye."

Ricci 2011/08/31(Wed)17:25 No. 344359 ID: 5b0d85
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>"Is there a problem here?"

OH MY GOSH IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OR SOMETHING SHE'S KINDA WELL DRESSED WHAT DO I DO

>>344359
Kiss her as well so she doesn't feel left out!

Ricci 2011/09/15(Thu)20:32 No. 349334 ID: e121cb
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OKAY I TRY TO TACKLE HER AND KISS HER TOO!

>"Wait, what are you doing? St-"

Just then, there's a scream from down the hall!

>"OW! I GOT STUNG BY A BEE ON MY FOOT AND I'M ALLERGIC! SOMEONE PLEASE SUCK THE VENOM OUT!"

your lips are ready.

>>349334
You have lived your life for this moment.

>>349334
This.
IS.
IT.

GO, YOUR MAIDEN AWAITS YOUR SKILLS AT SUCKING FOOT-WOUNDS

>>349334
This is what you have trained man. Now go and suck out that venom like some sort of ultra baws.

Ricci 2011/09/16(Fri)06:23 No. 349464 ID: e121cb
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I'M IN MY ELEMENT!

>"O-Oh my!"

Ricci 2011/09/16(Fri)06:24 No. 349465 ID: e121cb
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"AAH~! Oh-Oh gosh!"

Wow, this venom is really in there! What should I do?

Suck harder geez. Also lick between her toes.

>>349465
Use tongue on the beesting to push the venom out.

>>349465
It's already in her bloodstream! Quick, you must move up her leg to intercept it!

>>349465
Use your tongue widen her wound a bit, maybe nibble a bit softly and then get in there and suck more like a vacum cleaner that was built out of an android built specifically for delivering the most ultimate blowjobs ever.

Ricci 2011/10/24(Mon)18:39 No. 360798 ID: 857d4b
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CHILL THE F*CK OUT GUYS I GOT THIS

I apologize for the harsh language in this uptate but it is a very harsh situation so it calls for a little pottymouth I hope that all of my readers are the approriate age to read this story

>"oh my please don't look up my skirt!"

OH MAN WHAT DO I DO NOW?

Close one eye but then open the other eye a crack you need to see what color her panites are and also if her panties are wet.

>>360798
DO YOU HAVE A SMALL MIRROR?

well no you HAVE to look up her skirt, otherwise you'll die of curiosity, and then she'll die cause you can't suck out the venom anymore cause you're dead

Ricci 2011/10/24(Mon)19:36 No. 360810 ID: 857d4b
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okay I look up her skirt using the reflection on my watch if she is wet it is okay because it is waterproof up to a hundred feet!@

>"I think you have gotten all of the poison out now, child."

uh oh the blound lady is talking like I am in trouble what do I do?

>>360810
Tell that it's cool, you got this and you damn well want to be sure, so you're just going to keep at it for another 10 to 20 minutes.

Ricci 2011/10/24(Mon)22:09 No. 360877 ID: 857d4b
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"ma'am I am a profeshional I have to do this for at least juppun or nijuppun minutes"

she doesn't respond... she floats away... i guess she must have bought it

>"oh thank you..." the pale girl says"i think you saved my life today"

>>360877
introduce yourself and ask for her name and phone number

>>360877
Tell her that you think she might have been stung higher up as well and that you need to examine all of her legs.

Ricci 2011/11/29(Tue)19:49 No. 368781 ID: 5aae31
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i black out...

Ricci 2011/11/29(Tue)19:50 No. 368782 ID: 5aae31
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i wake up in the nurse's office...

>"OH GOOD! YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE! I WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED THERE!"

Ricci 2011/11/29(Tue)20:13 No. 368785 ID: 5aae31
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i ask the nurse what happened

>"OH IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, YOU OVERSTRESSED THE ORGAN FOR KINDNESS IN YOUR BRAIN AND HAD A STROKE!"

"A-A stroke!?" i stammer, "b-but how am i alive?"

>"OH IT WASN'T THE FATAL KIND OF STROKE! PERFECTLY HARMLESS!"

"oh... ok..."

huh... i guess i shouldn't be that selfless and heroic in the future if it'll give me a stroke...

>"YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE THINGS MORE SLOWLY! EVENTUALLY YOU CAN DO KIND THINGS WITHOUT GETTING A STROKE, BUT LIKE ANY MUSCLE YOUR KINDNESS ORGAN SHOULD BE STRESSED A LITTLE REGULARLY TO BUILD IT UP, AND EVENTUALLY, YOUR MIND WILL BE AS FIT AS YOUR STUNNING BOD!"

"oh uh... thanks..."

man this is weird what should I do? i still haven't gotten to class and stuff and i don't think i have a locker and oh man i am so screwed your first day determines what the whole semester will be like!

Scream and shout that there's a giant centipede in here. Point, all surprised.

Pick a class and go to it; figure out if it's the right one later.

Ask him if he is married to an even tinier K'sharra.

Also complain about having the fucking lidless eye of sauron instead of normal eyes.

>>368789
He?! HOW DARE YOU! Can you not tell when you see a nymph?! Those subtle curves, and those glistening appendages! Why, these are clear signs of a beautiful woman, and like any woman you should give her a tender kiss as well!

>>368785
Ask to get a slip of paper that explain why you were not at your first class.