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311021 No. 311021 ID: 9cb4b3

>はい?
>"おはよう、私はあなたのためにパッケージを持っている。"
>"ああ、子供たちが注文したものとしなければならない。"
>は、"河恩珠は、私の息子はまた、物事はオンライン注文はここ..サインインしてください。...ありがとう、そしてここに行く。"
>は、"ありがとうございました。"
>は、"良い一日を。"
>"あなたも。"
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No. 311023 ID: 35e1a0

could you turn on the subs?
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No. 311024 ID: 07416a

Drop your pants. She is a housewife. She wants it. Hentai has taught me this.
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No. 311026 ID: 47f2b3

Konichiwa! Watashi wa neko chan dattebayo!
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No. 311028 ID: 3b202e

MOSHI MOSHI
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No. 311029 ID: f7ae22

Oh man did you order a sphere of some kind you know what you should fuckin' do with it right.
ROLL THAT BITCH DOWN SOME SHIT
コロコロー (((●
  猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー
  猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー
 猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー
   ●))) コロコロー
  ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫
   ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫
   ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫
                コロコロー (((●
  猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー
  猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー
 猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー
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No. 311033 ID: a400cf

INCEST, GO!
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No. 311035 ID: 9cb4b3
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311035

>>311021
バカ外人は、字幕を取得しません.

>>311024
それは私の母にノーと言うようなものです!

>>311026
私は猫ちゃんではない!私はサスケくんです!

>"サスケくん!あなたのパッケージが到着しました。"
>"は本当ですか?うーん..がありますあなたはそれを開いて?"
>"いいえ、それは今に到着した。聞こえないのか?"
>は、"そうありがとう!
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No. 311039 ID: 07416a

>>311035
近親相姦は最も良いです
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No. 311041 ID: f5fe2f

Wait, so what's this much-lauded package?
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No. 311055 ID: 1be29c

Open it.
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No. 311059 ID: 9cb4b3
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311059

ああ、これがそうだ。
もしもし?
テスト、1〜2三...
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No. 311060 ID: 383006

English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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No. 311072 ID: 1be29c

Ingurishu. Spiku u? Spiku ingurishu?
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No. 311075 ID: 0d095c

BLAH BLAH BLAH INFINITE PSYCHE BLAH
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No. 311078 ID: 07416a

あなたのお母さんはあなたの体を望んでいる
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No. 311083 ID: a400cf

>>311059
Oh God...

HE'S A PLASTIC LOOKING ANIME
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No. 311092 ID: 856690

broken Translations
>>311035

>>311021
Stupid foreigner does not get the subtitles.

>>311024
It is like saying no to my mother!

>>311026
I have no cat! I am Sasuke!

> "Sasuke! your package has arrived."
> "Is it true? Well ... you will have to open it?"
> "No, it arrived today. Can not you hear?"
>, "Thank you so!


and then
>>311059
Oh, this is it.
Hello?
Test 2 ... 1-3

and now: my reply
-fatis venio suscipere spiritu tuo corpore et anima.-
-Infelix et nosse non est spes-
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No. 311095 ID: d8d42e

>>311059
What? No translation convention? What is this?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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No. 311108 ID: 9cb4b3
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311108

あなた..あなたが実際にしている..
ええと、のH -こんにちは。どのようにですか?

it is not my fault if you are an uncultured pig and cannot understand the graceful, superior language of nihonese
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No. 311115 ID: aa1c6e

Two eyes and no giant sword?
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No. 311126 ID: 07416a

>>311108
月不潔な外国人に戻る
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No. 311127 ID: 47f2b3

So how's it goin'? Delighted any feet lately?
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No. 311278 ID: 383006

Japanese is for faggots. You are a faggot.
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No. 311943 ID: 9cb4b3
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311943

Alright, fine, I will speak english since you stupid pigs aren't cultured enough to know japanese.

Wow! It's so amazing I can talk to all of you guys! I got you in the mail or something. I've always wanted my own orb of infinite psyche!

Ugh. This dialog sounds so much better in nihonese, english lacks the poetic nature for the proper dialog of a story as epic and dramatic in nature as this.
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No. 311953 ID: 869b05

Ugggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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No. 311966 ID: 35a114

>>311943
HARRO THAR YOUNG WON, I YAM HEER TOO GUIDE YUW WON YOW QWEST FOW GWEATNESS.
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No. 311996 ID: 9cb4b3
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311996

>>311966
OH WOW! You're here to guide me on my quest for greatness!? Awesome!

Tomorrow is my first day at the all-girl's school, but my mom doesn't know I'm going there instead of the boy's academy! The only thing I'm missing from my uniform are my shoes, but we can go do that in the morning, ne?

What else should I do to prepare?
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No. 311998 ID: 35a114

Grow a vagina.
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No. 311999 ID: 869b05

>>311996
Oh, I get what this quest is now... I'm laughing so hard
FIWST, YOUNG WON, YUW MUST CWALM YUW SPIRIT. FOCUS WON YUW INNER ENEWGY, TWO KEEP A PWEACEFUWL MIND.
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No. 312065 ID: 383006

How many skirts do you have? You need a lot of pretty skirts
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No. 312068 ID: 9cb4b3
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312068

>>311999
Okay, I calm myself and meditate!

>"ne, ne, Nicci Onii-chan, what are you doing desu-ka?"

Oh! It's my adopted sister Nacco! She's a cuteblin.

"I'm calming my mind and focusing my inner energy to calm my mind and stuff!"

>"Hee, that's neat Onii-chan desu! You're so cool and kawaii!"
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No. 312074 ID: 383006

She probably needs to practice kissing so she'll be good at it when she gets a boyfriend.
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No. 312078 ID: 9cb4b3
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312078

>>312074
You guys! I can't k-k-kiss my s-s-sister! That's w-w-wrong!

>"Onii-chan, I don't understand boys, none of the boys like me! Do you know how I could make the boys like me?"

Oh no, I'm so embarressed! I can't show her what boys like or k-k-kiss her or anything, she's my s-s-sister!
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No. 312080 ID: 7aedd2

OH YOU ARE SO KAWAII UGUU~ WHAT WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS WHEN IT COMES TO FORBIDDEN LOVE AND CROSSING TRADITIONALLY TABOO LINES
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No. 312081 ID: 3b202e

>>312078
stop being a wimp, she's your ADOPTED sister
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No. 312084 ID: 383006

It's a little platonic kiss! You don't want your sister to be alone forever do you? An old spinstress with saggy tits that no one loves? That's what'll happen if you don't kiss her.
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No. 312085 ID: 8c0848

>>312078
It doesn't count if she's adopted. Kiss her and lick her enormous yellow eye.
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No. 312114 ID: 1a610e

Seems very reaver in here.
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No. 312116 ID: 869b05

>>312078
Remember, young one, keep a calm mind. Be one with the world surrounding you. Calm your chi, and think.

"To make boys like you, honourable sister, you must act at all times as a feminine woman, kind and graceful like a swan, but always ready to pounce, like a tiger."
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No. 312765 ID: f4bcb6

>>312078
Duh. COOKING.
The boys will adore her if the is the sweetest little waifu in the world to everyone. She can practice on you. A nice, platonic virgin sister-wife.
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No. 312787 ID: 7bfeb5

Bootleg quest?

>>312078
YES YOU CAN
IT IS NOT HARD
YOU TOUCH YOUR MOUTH TO HERS
I FAIL TO SEE THE DIFFICULTY
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No. 313634 ID: 9cb4b3
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313634

>"O-Onii-chan..."
"N-Nacco..."

And that's when we had it, true love's first kiss... but how can we ever make it last without mom finding out?
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No. 313635 ID: 9cb4b3
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313635

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No. 313637 ID: 07416a

>>313634
OH! That's easy! Do her in the butt! That way she won't get pregnant! No babies, no problem!
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No. 313639 ID: 2dae9e

why is it called foot delight?
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No. 313647 ID: 0d7a83

>>313639
TWO FIND THE ANSRER TWO THAT QWESTION, YOW NEED ONRY LOOWK WITHIN YOW OWN HEAWT.
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No. 313886 ID: 9cb4b3
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313886

What!? Oh no, the door is opening!

>"Children! Are you both ready for school tomorrow?"
>"Oh my!"
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No. 313887 ID: c2c011

>>313886
Ohhh noes! How awkward and stuff. Better kiss mom as well so she doesn't feel leftout.
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No. 313896 ID: 35e1a0

yes kiss mom and say you are practicing.
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No. 313901 ID: 7aedd2

OH CLEARLY NOW THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO REALIZE YOUR SECRET DESIRE FOR OLDER AND MORE EXPERIENCED WOMEN RIGHT NOW AS WELL AND I'M SURE EVERYONE WILL BE COMPLETELY FINE WITH IT OR AT LEAST MAKE IT HUMOROUS AND NOT DISASTROUS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THESE QUESTS GO.
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No. 313947 ID: 00d3d5

>>313886
Tell her you were playing chicken to see who would back down, and you are glad you did it with kisses instead of cars because neither of you did.
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No. 319243 ID: 9cb4b3
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319243

"N-No mom! We weren't k-kissing or anything!"

"Y-Yeah! Uh, we were just, uh, practicing!"

Ohshitohshitohshitohshit we are so busted!

>"Oh son, that's just a natural thing for a brother and sister to do! Siblings are supposed to love each other, and love between siblings is a beautiful thing!"

"So... it's okay if we kiss?"

>"Of course, son! In fact more siblings should love each other the way you do! There's so much hate in this world, with wars in the middle east and starvation in africa and holocausts for the jews, it's nice to see a young love bloom, no matter where it comes from!"
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No. 319246 ID: 0d7a83

YOW MUDDER SPEAKS WID MUWCH WISDOM CHILD.
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No. 319248 ID: 00d3d5

>>319243
WITH LOVE MAKE HAPPY! TOP NOTCH!
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No. 319249 ID: 35e1a0

okay cool. but don't let the people in school find out. football player bullies would attack you because your love makes them feel insecure so they think beating you up will make them feel better.
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No. 319598 ID: a15534

>>319243
Cool story mom, but is it ok if we kiss you too?
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No. 319616 ID: 8092e6

needs more 3 way with their mom.
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No. 319647 ID: c2c011

>>319243
Sounds like she wants some of that loving as well. Better give it to her boy, give it to her good and make sure she's happy.
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No. 324427 ID: 9cb4b3
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324427

I-I'm not going to kiss my mom! That's gross! And it... It kinda makes me feel funny...

We have a hug instead! And then she kisses me on the forehead goodnight.

C-Completely platonic, I swear!

S-So uh... Am I ready for tomorrow? I think I have the uniform ready under my bed except for...

Oh no! I think I forgot to get heeled shoes! I was having trouble finding some in my size... Oh man, what am I going to do? I can't show up at school with out-of-uniform shoes!
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No. 324428 ID: 07416a

>>324427
Barefoot
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No. 324435 ID: 126430

>>324428
Yeah just tell them that you ca-- WAHT I MEAN TOW SAY YOUNG WON, IS TAHT YOW CAN SIMPRY TERL THEM TAHT YOU MUWST AWAYS BE BAREFOOWT TOW PROPERY CHANNEL YOW CHI ENERWGIES.
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No. 324445 ID: 00d3d5

>>324427
You won't be ready for tomorrow unless you sleep with your sister.
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No. 324447 ID: 7aedd2

If you can't go to school with non-uniform shoes, then either you don't go to school or you get uniform shoes. It's pretty simple
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No. 324450 ID: 3b202e

>>324427
wear some of those awesome wooden sandals like your favorite anime super hero 乳房ヒョウ >>/meep/16852
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No. 324451 ID: 9cb4b3
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324451

>>324428
I can't go b-b-barefoot c-can I? I-I think the grass would t-tickle my feet too much th-they're kind of sensative!
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No. 324452 ID: 453e62

then it seems we have a mission. we must get to the uniform supply store and get shoes.
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No. 324453 ID: 7aedd2

In theory, any shoes that aren't the uniform norm are equally prohibited. So the possibilities are to gain uniform shoes, go with non-uniform shoes, or not go at all. I'm for the latter. Let's pig out on ice cream with our sister.
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No. 324454 ID: 8092e6

Dont all you japanesu folks got mecha suits? just go put yours on to go to school.
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No. 324456 ID: 3b202e

>>324451
you have to go for the sandals, only a baka gaijin pigdog wears anything else
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No. 324505 ID: c2c011

>>324451
Wear traditional sandals or go barefoot to show off what a free spirit you are.
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No. 326129 ID: f79da5

Get SHOES WITH SPIKES IN THEM SO THEY CUT YOUR FEET
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No. 327389 ID: 9cb4b3
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327389

O-Okay, I sneak out early and go to school barefoot, everything's fine on the bus but when I get there I accidentally bump into this blind girl!

Sh-She looks angry, what should I do!?
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No. 327391 ID: 07416a

>>327389
rape her it's like saying hello in japan
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No. 327392 ID: 7aedd2

Take her shoes. Say nothing.
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No. 327393 ID: 383006

>>327389
WELL HELP HER UP YOU STUPID OAF
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No. 327396 ID: e1c562

hey she's wearing the same uniform as you! maybe she's from the same school
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No. 327401 ID: 8092e6

>>327391
seconding the rape.
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No. 327404 ID: 35e1a0

say sorry and be secretly glad she cannot see your feet.
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No. 327415 ID: 0d7a83

>>327391
>>327392
>>327393
ALL THREE. AT ONCE.
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No. 327457 ID: c71597

>>327389
Check out her panties while helping her up and apologising like hell.
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No. 327459 ID: 252e1b

Her shoes. You must wear them.
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No. 327622 ID: 9cb4b3
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327622

"S-Sorry ma'am! I didn't see you there! L-Let me help you up!"

Then I touch her boob.

Oh my goddess my foot went up her skirt a little when I stepped closer! Now we're both blushing what should I do!
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No. 327623 ID: 07416a

>>327622
Trip and fall on her
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No. 327624 ID: 35e1a0

wiggle your toes.
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No. 327654 ID: a620de

>>327622
let the awkward flow
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No. 327667 ID: c71597

>>327622
Let your lips touch, claim it was an accident. Then trip onto her and motorboat her, also claim that was an accident.
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No. 327716 ID: 383006

Do some random amount of the above and then talk about how you are both definitely girls so it's OK.
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No. 327724 ID: 9cb4b3
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327724

"OH NO I TRIPPED"

Oh m-man I'm actually kissing a g-girl! I'm so embarressed I can't think straight and I'm getting clumsy!

>ieeeeee what are you doing!?

"Oh goddess I'm sorry I tripped here let me get off of you!"
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No. 327725 ID: 9cb4b3
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327725

"ABRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!!"

OH NO I TRIPPED AGAIN AND ACCIDENTALLY MOTORBOATED HER BREASTS I'M SO EMBARRESSED

"Oh g-gosh I'm so sorry but it's okay because we're both girls right?"

>"Yeah it's okay it could have been anyone's mistake"
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No. 327730 ID: c71597

>>327725
Ok, now it's time for the final part. Slip down again even further and land with your face in her crotch.
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No. 327731 ID: 383006

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR SISTER ALREADY?
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No. 327747 ID: 9f54d0

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
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No. 327748 ID: 36726b

DON'T LET HEADMASTER KAOS CATCH YOU
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No. 328128 ID: 9cb4b3
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328128

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No. 328129 ID: c71597

>>328128
Oh my, how embaressing! Hey, what colour is her panties? I bet they're pink and frilly. Or maybe she's not wearing any.

Anyway, probably time to get up on your feet again and apologise some more.
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No. 328142 ID: 8962f1

>>328128
You fell down so hard you started licking- you know what, nevermind.
Is that a riding crop she has?
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No. 328212 ID: e1c562

"accidently" steal all her stuff, but especially her cool sunglasses and pimpin cane
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No. 334672 ID: 049dfa
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334672

Th-THEY'RE PINK! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!!!
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No. 334676 ID: 049dfa
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334676

OKAY I STEAL HER GLASSES AND CANE AND RUN INSIDE I STILL HAVE NO SHOES
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No. 334689 ID: 7aedd2

Put the tip of your can in your mouth and pull that mouth down under your eyes where it belongs.
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No. 334698 ID: e1c562

that's Ok if anyone asks, just say "I'm too cool for shoes" this'll work cause you're clearly wearing badass sunglasses
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No. 334750 ID: 049dfa
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334750

Th-This feels funny...

L-Like I kinda like it...
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No. 334782 ID: 7aedd2

Yeah i'm sure there are other places where you'd like to stick that pole but now's not the time nor the place (and quite frankly I'm not sure there'd ever be a time/place for that). Now that your mouth's in the right place I guess it's time to steal the girl's identity and pretend to be the blind kid in school. And perhaps somehow you can blame your shoelessness on being blind. "Oh, I'm barefoot? I couldn't tell, I'm BLIND you insensitive jerk!"
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No. 334796 ID: e1c562

YES! pretending to be blind is clearly the best plan

just think about all the "accidental" groping you can get away with!
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No. 334969 ID: c2c011

>>334796
This is the best plan, now go my son and GROPE!!!!
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No. 335043 ID: f2a6f9
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335043

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No. 335075 ID: 7aedd2

You do realize that part of being blind means that pole is used to tap around in front of you so you don't run into too much shit, right? It's not for waving around behind you like a faggot.
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No. 335078 ID: e1c562

apologise for groping her and say that it was an accedent cause your blind
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No. 335285 ID: 351ce7

>>335043
Admire how PINK her PIRATE HAT is. Then grope her BOOTS.
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No. 338733 ID: 9cb4b3
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338733

"OH I'M SO SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE I AM BLIND!"
>"ARR... SO YE ARE."
"I LIKE YOUR HAT!"
>"Arr... Thanks. It be a mark o' me authority."
"O-oh, um, cool! C-Can I touch your boots?"
>"Neigh. Me boots are well polished and should ne'er be touched by a scurvy dog o' the likes of ye."

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP UP THIS DISGUISE AND I STILL DON'T HAVE SHOES! Th-the cold floor is tickling my feet and it makes me uncomfortable!

Wait, OH NO! I need a Locker too! How am I going to get a locker!?
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No. 338736 ID: 4d43b9

>>338733

discard the pole and glasses and announce that you can see now.
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No. 338737 ID: c2c011

>>338733
Ask pirate captain lady if she could carry you to the principals office, pwetty pwease with spwinkles on top?
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No. 338741 ID: 8092e6

>>338733
beat her to death with the pole. steal her boots.
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No. 338786 ID: 10d022

>>338741
This.
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No. 338789 ID: e1c562

I don't think Murder is the right idea
just beat her unconsious and steal her boots
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No. 338794 ID: 9cb4b3
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338794

"HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE NOW!"

>"Arr, it be a mirac-OOF!"

"CAN YOU CARRY ME TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE AFTER I STEAL YOUR BOOTS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP!?"

Oh my gosh I... I don't know if this is going to work!
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No. 338795 ID: c2c011

>>338794
It surely will if you kiss her, kiss her like you have never kissed a girl before you lovestruck fool!
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No. 338797 ID: e1c562

yes kiss her, she will then inexplicably fall in love with you and do whatever you want
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No. 338799 ID: 10d022

>>338794
Kiss her while continuing to hit her.
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No. 338800 ID: 8092e6

>>338794
you just gotta hit her harder until her blood starts to spill everywhere. thats true love.
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No. 338806 ID: 0472f1

Do both: Kiss her and if she doesn't accept your advances, beat her for the boots. Bitch needs to learn to share.
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No. 344357 ID: 5b0d85
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344357

OKAY I KISS HER!

"Yarr... ye be a good kisser, but t'be true, I'm afraid I wouldn' be interested in the likes o' ye."
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No. 344359 ID: 5b0d85
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344359

>"Is there a problem here?"

OH MY GOSH IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OR SOMETHING SHE'S KINDA WELL DRESSED WHAT DO I DO
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No. 344361 ID: c71597

>>344359
Kiss her as well so she doesn't feel left out!
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No. 349334 ID: e121cb
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349334

OKAY I TRY TO TACKLE HER AND KISS HER TOO!

>"Wait, what are you doing? St-"

Just then, there's a scream from down the hall!

>"OW! I GOT STUNG BY A BEE ON MY FOOT AND I'M ALLERGIC! SOMEONE PLEASE SUCK THE VENOM OUT!"
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No. 349335 ID: 35e1a0

your lips are ready.
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No. 349348 ID: 07416a

>>349334
You have lived your life for this moment.
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No. 349360 ID: 06ead3

>>349334
This.
IS.
IT.
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No. 349407 ID: 2ce97a

GO, YOUR MAIDEN AWAITS YOUR SKILLS AT SUCKING FOOT-WOUNDS
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No. 349453 ID: c2c011

>>349334
This is what you have trained man. Now go and suck out that venom like some sort of ultra baws.
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No. 349464 ID: e121cb
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349464

I'M IN MY ELEMENT!

>"O-Oh my!"
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No. 349465 ID: e121cb
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349465

"AAH~! Oh-Oh gosh!"

Wow, this venom is really in there! What should I do?
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No. 349484 ID: 383006

Suck harder geez. Also lick between her toes.
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No. 349488 ID: 07416a

>>349465
Use tongue on the beesting to push the venom out.
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No. 349554 ID: 0d7a83

>>349465
It's already in her bloodstream! Quick, you must move up her leg to intercept it!
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No. 349564 ID: c2c011

>>349465
Use your tongue widen her wound a bit, maybe nibble a bit softly and then get in there and suck more like a vacum cleaner that was built out of an android built specifically for delivering the most ultimate blowjobs ever.
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No. 360798 ID: 857d4b
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360798

CHILL THE F*CK OUT GUYS I GOT THIS

I apologize for the harsh language in this uptate but it is a very harsh situation so it calls for a little pottymouth I hope that all of my readers are the approriate age to read this story

>"oh my please don't look up my skirt!"

OH MAN WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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No. 360802 ID: 383006

Close one eye but then open the other eye a crack you need to see what color her panites are and also if her panties are wet.
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No. 360803 ID: db03a4

>>360798
DO YOU HAVE A SMALL MIRROR?
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No. 360804 ID: f72f26

well no you HAVE to look up her skirt, otherwise you'll die of curiosity, and then she'll die cause you can't suck out the venom anymore cause you're dead
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No. 360810 ID: 857d4b
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360810

okay I look up her skirt using the reflection on my watch if she is wet it is okay because it is waterproof up to a hundred feet!@

>"I think you have gotten all of the poison out now, child."

uh oh the blound lady is talking like I am in trouble what do I do?
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No. 360813 ID: c71597

>>360810
Tell that it's cool, you got this and you damn well want to be sure, so you're just going to keep at it for another 10 to 20 minutes.
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No. 360877 ID: 857d4b
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360877

"ma'am I am a profeshional I have to do this for at least juppun or nijuppun minutes"

she doesn't respond... she floats away... i guess she must have bought it

>"oh thank you..." the pale girl says"i think you saved my life today"
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No. 360879 ID: db03a4

>>360877
introduce yourself and ask for her name and phone number
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No. 360940 ID: c71597

>>360877
Tell her that you think she might have been stung higher up as well and that you need to examine all of her legs.
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No. 368781 ID: 5aae31
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368781

i black out...
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No. 368782 ID: 5aae31
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368782

i wake up in the nurse's office...

>"OH GOOD! YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE! I WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED THERE!"
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No. 368785 ID: 5aae31
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368785

i ask the nurse what happened

>"OH IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, YOU OVERSTRESSED THE ORGAN FOR KINDNESS IN YOUR BRAIN AND HAD A STROKE!"

"A-A stroke!?" i stammer, "b-but how am i alive?"

>"OH IT WASN'T THE FATAL KIND OF STROKE! PERFECTLY HARMLESS!"

"oh... ok..."

huh... i guess i shouldn't be that selfless and heroic in the future if it'll give me a stroke...

>"YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE THINGS MORE SLOWLY! EVENTUALLY YOU CAN DO KIND THINGS WITHOUT GETTING A STROKE, BUT LIKE ANY MUSCLE YOUR KINDNESS ORGAN SHOULD BE STRESSED A LITTLE REGULARLY TO BUILD IT UP, AND EVENTUALLY, YOUR MIND WILL BE AS FIT AS YOUR STUNNING BOD!"

"oh uh... thanks..."

man this is weird what should I do? i still haven't gotten to class and stuff and i don't think i have a locker and oh man i am so screwed your first day determines what the whole semester will be like!
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No. 368786 ID: cdb8cb

Scream and shout that there's a giant centipede in here. Point, all surprised.
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No. 368788 ID: 953355

Pick a class and go to it; figure out if it's the right one later.
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No. 368789 ID: b79855

Ask him if he is married to an even tinier K'sharra.

Also complain about having the fucking lidless eye of sauron instead of normal eyes.
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No. 368819 ID: 33ae78

>>368789
He?! HOW DARE YOU! Can you not tell when you see a nymph?! Those subtle curves, and those glistening appendages! Why, these are clear signs of a beautiful woman, and like any woman you should give her a tender kiss as well!
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No. 368863 ID: c71597

>>368785
Ask to get a slip of paper that explain why you were not at your first class.
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