Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)17:34 No. 323822 ID: 06b1e1
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This is SHADE. He appears to be in a VOID of some sort.

Please suggest an action.

let there be light.

punch a hole in spacetime into another dimension.

Bitchslap the darkness to reveal a WWII German Submarine

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)17:56 No. 323829 ID: 06b1e1
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>LET THERE BE LIGHT

"Holy crap, that's bright! Aaaargh!"

Grow hair

okay, let there be a confined and limited source of light. which at the same time is a giant pulsating eye you can see and shoot laser beams through.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)18:36 No. 323856 ID: 06b1e1
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"Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop!"

SHADE is not pleased.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)18:38 No. 323860 ID: 06b1e1
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Everything stops flipping the flippity-flip out. SHADE needs to think about his situation using LOGIC.

direct eye to fire all lasers at person behind shade.

okay. let me have a try at this logic thing.

1. you are nearly omnipotent-like.
2. this void is a clean slab of creation.

that's the only two things you need to care about for now. let's get creating.

since you don't seem to like WWII submarines, eldritch horrors, giant pulsating laser eyes and pretty much awesome things in general, why don't you tell us about what you DO like so we can help you work on an existence that is pleasant to you?

Step one: Get ye COOL SHADES.
Step two: Get ye LASER SHOVEL/DYNAMITE/GIANT DRILL MECHA.
Step three: DIG/DRILL/BLAST in a RANDOM DIRECTION.

>>323865
Alternatively if you don't feel like excavating then ignore steps 2 and 3 and instead get ye MAGNIFICENT TOWER.

Okay
Step one: Create HOT BITCHES
Step two: Create HOT SUBMARINE
Step three: Create MASSIVE DREAM PALACE
Step four: Orgy

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)19:01 No. 323871 ID: 06b1e1
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>YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT

Now that's just silly. SHADE knows he isn't an omnipotent being, since he specifically remembers being...um...SHADE can't remember what he is, but he knows that he's mortal being. The fact that he can't shut off those obnoxious voices proves that. He also remembers that he has a passion for...something. It's on the tip of his tongue. It's something very normal. What is it?

Please help SHADE jog his MEMORY.

MATERIALIZATION 45% COMPLETE

(Sorry about the typo. I'm kind of new at this, so please bear with me. I'm going to pick the suggestions I like the most and ignore the ones I don't feel like following. Anyway, back to the game.)

>>323871
You are part MACHINE. You died, or haven't been born yet. You are about to LIVE.

martial arts.

Suggestion 2011/07/08(Fri)19:31 No. 323882 ID: f48ec2
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SHADE has a passion for DELICATE GLASS FIGURINES.
Also justice.

science?

>>323871
Pie.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)19:33 No. 323885 ID: 06b1e1
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>YOU ARE PART MACHINE

SHADE sure hopes that isn't the case. He despises SCIENCE-FICTION STORIES. Hey, at least that rules out one possible passion. We are making progress.

>MARTIAL ARTS

That's it! SHADE remembers now. He has always had a passion for MARTIAL ARTS. Yeah, that sounds about right.

MATERIALIZATION 73% COMPLETE

>>323882
DELICATE GLASS JUSTICE

magic

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)19:51 No. 323889 ID: 06b1e1
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>DELICATE GLASS FIGURINES

Oh, wait, did I say MARTIAL ARTS? Sorry, SHADE, I meant DELICATE GLASS FIGURINES!

Also JUSTICE.

MATERIALIZATION 91% COMPLETE

>>323889
You like magic tricks and have a severe dislike of... bicycles?

>>323892
In fact, wheeled vehicles of any kind frighten you half to death. This is due to your mother's tragic death in a wheel factory.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)20:07 No. 323897 ID: 06b1e1
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>FEAR OF WHEELS

Just as SHADE remembers his crippling phobia of WHEEL(S), which exists for a reason that actually has nothing to do with maternal figures, he begins to feel funny.

MATERIALIZATION 99% COMPLETE/

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)20:08 No. 323898 ID: 06b1e1
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MATERIALIZATION 100% COMPLETE

VICTORY DANCE.

SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE
POUR YOUR NEWLY REDISCOVERED SOUL OUT INTO THE WORLD LIKE A DELICATE GLASS WAVE OF BEAUTY

Step one: Combine your PASSIONS onto one.
Step two: Acquire COSTUME.
Step three: Become THE GLASSMAKER.
Step four: Make DELICATE GLASS FIGURINES by day, FIGHT CRIME by night.

>>323903
Our signature weapon will be a REINFORCED GLASS SPEAR.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)21:14 No. 323932 ID: 06b1e1
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[ANIMATED]

>STEPS ONE-FOUR

Unfortunately this room is empty, and SHADE'S THOUGHTS can only shape reality in the VOID. No COSTUME or REINFORCED GLASS SPEAR can be found.

>VICTORY SONG/DANCE ROUTINE

SHADE begins to sing TINY TIM in the deepest MANLY VOICE he can muster.

"I'm so happy aha! happy and lucky me.
I just got my way, living everyday.
I dont worry, worrying, done with me.
Things that bother you never bother me..."

This is incredibly silly.

silliness quotient filled. let's see what is up with this room.

Realize the room is circular and similar to the inside of a truck tire.
Be reduced to a vegetative state.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)21:48 No. 323962 ID: 06b1e1
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>EXAMINE ROOM

SHADE notices that the room he is in closely resembles a wheel. However, before he can curl up in fear, he notices something. It appears that a door had opened while he was dancing. What is this the nature of this stranger that approaches?

hmmm... looks like a girl with a crazy smile.

Obviously that's your NEMISIS: known only as ROLLER GIRL.

Spiffy 2011/07/08(Fri)21:57 No. 323968 ID: 06b1e1
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(Okay guys and/or gals, this has been fun, but I'm gonna have to call it a night. I'll be on a plane for the next day-and-a-half, so SHADE QUEST will resume on Sunday or Monday. Tchau for now.)

>>323966
Who is also your goth sister.

how you doin'?