NORTHERN SERGAL
Pikachu

girl ralts

it's an Arceus and it's here to overthrow the other, outdated Arceus.

Muk

Ditto.

>>378235
Sconding

Ace Sorou 2012/01/07(Sat)14:37 No. 378242 ID: 146bca
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Bitches.

>>378239
third

>>378242
I'm supporting this

>>378242
This.

>>378235
Yo mon.

No Shiny Bidoof?

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)15:28 No. 378262 ID: c460ad
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A new RALTS is being born! What gender is it?

>>378262

Female.

Because really, do we want to be a guy wearing a dress for his whole existence?

Female

>>378262
OH GOD WHY RALTS!?

But female. Because I side with certainty.

Male because Gallade is awesome.

Male because Male Gardevoir is a hilarity to me.

>>378262
Gallade route is a must.

>>378271

GAAAAH! NOW WE HAVE AN EVEN SPLIT!

>>378235
>>378239

Wait...

>>378265
Switching back to MALE.

I want to see what a Male Gardevoir looks like.

female

>>378273
they look exactly the same. seriously. you need to find a rare item to make it be a gallade.

>>378272
YES! I BORKED THE TIE! PLEASE LET US BE A DUDE FOR JUST THIS ONCE!

female

>>378277

Hmm...

>>378277
>>378279

You were saying?

Suggestion 2012/01/07(Sat)15:58 No. 378283 ID: cf49fc
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>>378281
....*sob*

Male

Male
gonna fuck all the Guadevior bitches

>>378285
dirtbag confirmed for liking crossdressing shotas.

male

This Ralts is going to grow up to be a MANLY Gallade one day
If we get a female, when it's a guadevoir, that's it. One female in the quest. We get a male one we can get ALL the females. We're going to raise a gentlemen.

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)16:23 No. 378291 ID: c460ad
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The male RALTS hatches!

"Mommy!"

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)16:23 No. 378292 ID: c460ad
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"Mommy?"

Glorious!

>>378292
Wow. Your mother ran away before you were born. What a bitch. Go walk in the tall grass, beat the shit out of a caterpie to defuse your frustration.

go left

>>378301
Works for me, go left in search of Mom.

>>378295
what is? is that a suggestion or a statement? can you suggest something instead?

>>378292
Nobody loves you Ralts.
Nobody.

Craft eggshell into armor.

Avoid any sickly boys you might meet.

Mommy probably got eaten by something...
Keep your head low.

Our goal in life is to become the best trainer... Enslave other pokemons and those silly Hu-mons and make them fight for your amusement.

>>378292
Become a cubone!

Craft your egg into armor. Because fuck year trauma and trying to counter your type weakness.

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)18:29 No. 378330 ID: c460ad
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Ralts goes to the left to look for mommy.

>>378299
>>378304
No! Mommy loves RALTS! Mommy would never run away!

RALTS feels so angry that he could just-

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)18:30 No. 378331 ID: c460ad
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>>378299

>>378331
...f-f-friendly?

>>378331
KILL.

... wait fuck, how do we gain lvls when we are too low to have confusion?

>>378331
fuck its shut up.

While Ralts doesn't learn its first damaging move until level 6, newborn pokemon tend to have moves their parents knew, so we likely do have an offensive move, possibly even one ralts cant normally learn, like shadow sneak

"Are you my mommy?"

Release your pain and insecurity onto this beast

Ralts! Use shadow ball on that Wurmple!

>>378343

This.

So either attack with Shadow Sneak if this Ralts has it or talk to the Wurmple.

Prefer the option that smashes the bug.

Go fuck him up
This is your first step to MANHOOD Ralts
Fight everything because Mommy isn't there anymore. Fight the grass. FIGHT THE WORLD
You own this fucking territory.

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)21:43 No. 378405 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE:"Uh, kid, you lost or something?"

RALTS used GROWL!

WURPLE:"Aww, that's cute."

WURMPLE's attack is lowered

>>378343
>>378350
>>378357
RALTS doesn't know SHADOW BALL or SHADOW SNEAK!

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)21:44 No. 378406 ID: c460ad
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RALTS used GROWL!

WURMPLE:"Uh, kid, you okay?"

WURMPLE's attack is lowered

Oh boy another Pokémon Quest!

>Ralts

Welp, I'm out.

RALTS 2012/01/07(Sat)21:44 No. 378408 ID: c460ad
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RALTS USED GROWL!
"Kid... yer starting to creep me out."

...WURMPLE's attack is lowered

oh man, shit is gettin REAL.

>>378408
TACKLE

Keep going until the wind knocks him out.

>>378414
NEGATORY.
>>378415
This is the best plan. Growl continuously and stare at him. STARE.

Ralts is already a somewhat creepy pokemon, this just makes it a ton worse, which is awesome.

Just out of the shell and already staring down pokemon into submission
so proud
STARE INTO HIS SOUL YOUNG RALTS

follow the wurmple around and growl at him until his defense won't go any lower.

Okay, now we just have to use it 37 more times until you gain access to Struggle.

Once its Defense cannot go any lower, reach deep inside of yourself, and execute Standard Attack™, as seen in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series.

with teeth like that you'd think it's a haunter or something, Ralts- use bite

... but growl lowers attack...

>>378471
Well, I feel like a moron. I'd say it's too late to fix it now, since posts can't be edited. What exactly should I do about this? Switch it with Tail Whip? Ask everyone to to pretend I said "Attack"?

>>378483
they can be edited but only by a mod, come on IRC and PM dylan about it. link him directly to each post (click the 'No.' next to the post number to get that) and what you want changed.

Alright. I got Dylan to edit the posts. Would anyone like to change their course of action before the next update?

Only if we have an attack, otherwise continue to Growl and stare into its soul.

>>378537
Nyet. ATTACK.

I do so hope this quest continues. We are off to a most enjoyable start.

1/2 RALTS 2012/01/08(Sun)17:37 No. 378576 ID: c460ad
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RALTS continues his assault!

RALTS used GROWL!
WURPLE's attack lowered!
RALTS used GROWL!
WURPLE's attack lowered!
RALTS used GROWL!
WURPLE's attack lowered!

WURMPLE:"Kid, it was cute a few hours ago."

RALTS used GROWL!
WURPLE's attack lowered!
RALTS used GROWL!
WURPLE's attack lowered!
RALTS used GROWL!
WURPLE's attack won't go any lower!

2/2 RALTS 2012/01/08(Sun)17:37 No. 378577 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE:"Look, Kid, It's gonna be gettin' dark soon. Your mother's gonna start worryin' if ya don't get back to her soon."

RALTS' EMPATHY kicks in. The WURPLE is mad, but is also worried for RALTS.
RALTS disengages due to EMPATHY!

RALTS:"My... Mommy?"

RALTS was so mad at the Wormy that he almost forgot about Mommy. RALTS can't even remember why now. RALTS feels tears rolling down his face.

curl up and cry. gain million sympathy points.

>>378579
This is a good plan. Use CRIPPLING LONELINESS.

Check back at the egg.

Curl up and die.

Survival of the fittest!

>>378592
>>378579
Do both. Become an UNDEAD RALTS.

Tell the guy that you don't know where your mother is, and ask if he's seen her.

ask the guy if he is your mommy

use WEEP to lower his defence sharply. then eat his soul.

Ask if he's seen Pokemon trainer Broly anywhere.

"I-I DON'T KNOW WHERE MOMMY IS!!" Bawwww like a Baws.

RALTS 2012/01/09(Mon)10:04 No. 378712 ID: c460ad
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The battle has ended. WURMPLE's attack is reset.

RALTS:"I... I don't know where mo-"

WURMPLE 2012/01/09(Mon)10:04 No. 378713 ID: c460ad
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POOCHYENA used TACKLE!
RALTS fainted!

FUCK YOU POOCHYENA! FUCK YOU!

FUCK

I HATE THOSE GODDAMN MONGRELS

WAKE UP ANGRILY

>>378714
This.

>>378718

ANYWAY, Quest over. We have to restart. I say the new pokemon is Missingno. At least he starts with Water Gun.

>>378730
we FAINTED, not dead.

>>378736

We're a WILD pokemon who fainted.

How're we gonna get to a Pokemon center? Do you know another way we can heal up?

>>378737

I'm sure a rescue team could come save us if "mommy" finds us lost and posts it. They can save us with a reviver seed.

(Referencing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series of games)

WURMPLE 2012/01/09(Mon)14:15 No. 378754 ID: c460ad
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POOCHYENA:"MMmm, easy meal."

WURMPLE is terrified, but he can't just sit back and let this Kid get eaten! WURMPLE decides to try to protect the Kid somehow!

>>378737
WURMPLE knows that if he can keep RALTS from being eaten for long enough, RALTS will wake up on his own. He doesn't look like he's hurt badly enough to kill him.

WURMPLE doesn't know much about trainers, but he thinks the RED AND WHITE BALLS they keep their Pokemon in stop them from healing or getting hurt more. WURMPLE thinks that RALTS will heal, but it will take a long time. If WURMPLE can find some ORAN BERRIES, he can speed it up.

POOCHYENA:"You'd better bolt, punk! Or you're next."

WURMPLE has joined the party. You may now issue orders to WURMPLE.

Open Move Menu

WURMPLE 2012/01/09(Mon)14:27 No. 378761 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE knows TACKLE and STRING SHOT.

>>378761
string shot, get that fools attention

Tackle him off of Raltz and use string-shot to subdue him.

string shot his face to blind him!

"Look out, it's a human!"
Tackle him while he's distracted.

Tackle him off Ralts, then string shot his legs.

WURMPLE 2012/01/10(Tue)21:56 No. 379108 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE used TACKLE!
It's a critical hit!

WURMPLE 2012/01/10(Tue)21:57 No. 379109 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE tries to use STRING SHOT, but it misses!
POOCHYENA fled with it's tail between it's legs!

>>379108
sorry for the large image here. Forgot to resize, apparently.

Alright, see if you can nudge the Ralts awake. If not, carry him somewhere safer?

"THAT IS A CHILD! Where are your standards?"

make a tarp out of silk and use it to carry the ralts.

alright, this is very important. check gender.

WURMPLE 2012/01/11(Wed)03:47 No. 379177 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE yells after POOCHYENA.
WURMPLE:"He's just a kid! Don't you have any standards!"

WURMPLE 2012/01/11(Wed)03:48 No. 379178 ID: c460ad
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WURMPLE tried nudging RALTS. RALTS is out cold.

WURMPLE used STRING SHOT to make a sling for RALTS.

swing him overhead and throw him into a tree.

Move in the opposite direction of the poochyena

Resist the urge to consume this baby Ralts.

I suppose dragging him somewhere safe would be a reasonable thing to do.

WURMPLE 2012/01/13(Fri)22:07 No. 379692 ID: c460ad
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>Resist the urge to consume this baby Ralts.
WURMPLE has no urge to eat the kid, but wonders about his sanity for even thinking that. WURMPLE would never eat a kid! WURMPLE doesn't even eat meat! Only leaves!

>Move in the opposite direction of the poochyena
WURMPLE moves as far as he can away from the direction POOCHYENA ran to.

>I suppose dragging him somewhere safe would be a reasonable thing to do.
It take a long time, but WURMPLE finds a safe place for the kid. The grass here's taller than other places. It's good for hiding.

It is very dark. WURMPLE is getting tired. Should WURMPLE do anything else, or can WURMPLE sleep?

Yeah, untie him so he doesn't think you kidnapped him.

>>379692

Realize that Ralts's head is basically a cabbage, covered in leaves. Continue to resist the urge to devour.

>>379692
Tall grass is where pokemon thrive! There could be a hive of pokemon like Poochey here! With no standards!

>>379692
>WURMPLE has no urge to eat the kid, but wonders about his sanity for even thinking that.
That was just because his head looks like lettuce.

dammit wurmple, are you a he or a she

>>379692
Anyway, you are also a kid. You do not know Poison Sting and Bug Bite.

>>379800
lvl =/= age

>>379804
What, it sat there doing nothing for eons? An adult of this species is either Beautifly or Dustox. Or Badass Wurmple.

WURMPLE 2012/01/14(Sat)16:04 No. 379812 ID: c460ad
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>>379694
WURMPLE uses one of his stingers to cut the sling.

>>379703
RALTS head does look tasty...
What's WURMPLE thinking! WURMPLE knows that he can't eat RALTS' head! Besides, he's just a kid! WURMPLE wouldn't eat him if he could!

>>379800
WURMPLE isn't a kid! WURMPLE survived a whole year! That's good for a WURMPLE.

>>379807
>>379804
WURMPLE hasn't gotten strong cause' WURMPLE is smart enough to run away. WURMPLE is good at hiding.

>>379705
WURMPLE knows this is the safest place he'll find. He usually hides in trees, but he can't hide RALTS there. The tall grass is full of POKeMON because it's good for hiding, from both humans and POKeMON like POOCHYENA.

They still look in the grass, but it's harder to find POKeMON like WURMPLE there. The grass is dense here. WURMPLE thinks this is the best he will get.

>>379718
WURMPLE is male.

Suggestion 2012/01/14(Sat)17:45 No. 379820 ID: c681b2
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> OLD MAN
> IMMATURE
> UNEMPLOYED
> TACKLE DOGS
> GOOD AT HIDING
> STRING SHOT UNCONSCIOUS CHILDREN

well double team with the ralts and beat the shit out if things.

Yeah, as a team you may be able to get some levels under your belts.

Teaming up sounds good.