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395156 No. 395156 ID: 7664b8

what is your weapon, without a weapon you cannot progress. Use your imagination
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No. 395157 ID: 7d7f79

The last edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica.
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No. 395158 ID: 228285

An elaborate armored gauntlet with a steam driven drill. The steam is heated by your furious passion.
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No. 395159 ID: ed57e8

a mighty blade forged of demon's blood
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No. 395160 ID: 97486c

>>395157
This, totally this.
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No. 395161 ID: 49d4d7

A potpourri of various dried herbs and flowers.

Wait a minute, >>395157
is hilarious
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No. 395163 ID: 0006f5

>use your imagination

.. green lantern power ring ?
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No. 395165 ID: 88e5ad

crotch-mounted railgun.
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No. 395166 ID: a76cbb

>>395157
Gonna go with this.
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No. 395167 ID: 7664b8
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395167

Encyclopedia Britannica it is then. I am jijiku, i will riddle you to define your race, answer the riddle which you like most.

I like to steal, i like to rouse. I have big ears, because i'm a _______.

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am _____.

Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because i'm a ______.

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium ______.
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No. 395169 ID: 12c19f

>>395167
Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because i'm a Cabbit.

Hurr.
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No. 395172 ID: b5c649

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium bones!

clearly we are a pirate skeleton, with a ruby heart!
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No. 395173 ID: 88e5ad

I like to steal, I like to rouse. I have big ears, because I'm a fugly golddigger of a spouse.

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am Batman.

Hopping about is a bad habit, the reason I hop is because I'm a moron, goddammit.


I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium, xanthone.
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No. 395198 ID: 886a4d

If we are going to rhyme... well here are some guesses

I like to steal, i like to rouse. I have big ears, because i'm a louse

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am man

Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because i'm a rabbit

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium bone
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No. 395199 ID: a43a6c

>>395173
Obviously these are the correct answers and anyone else attempting to guess otherwise is dead wrong and should be ashamed of themselves.
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No. 395223 ID: 7d7f79

>>395173
I must agree, there is no possibility any of these answers are less than perfect.
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No. 395224 ID: 1278c1

Guys, you're supposed to pick ONE. This is a choice of species. Though I honestly have no idea what the last one's supposed to be.
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No. 395234 ID: 886a4d

Then I pick

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium ______.

Since I kinda want to know what this is. My guess is maybe warforged? Or a draconian race
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No. 395248 ID: 7d7f79

Then we are Batman, that solves that question right? Or are we limited away from that by IP/trademark issues? Oh dangit, we probably can't be Batman.

Looking it up, the substance that is/contains rubies (or other gem and non-gem stone) is corundum, which is found in schist, gneiss, marble, syenite and pegmatite. Rubies also end up being created in a lab using the Verneuil process, flux growth and hydrothermal synthesis.
Oh, can't forget jewelery, rubies and other stones are in jewelery.

"I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am _____."
The Man

C'mon, we should be The Man at least once guys.
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No. 395251 ID: 88e5ad

>>395224

fuck what we're supposed to do. this is what I did and NOBODY CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No. 395262 ID: 7d7f79

>>395224
>>395251
I'm torn. You're clearly both right. Therefore it comes down to what the choice ends up being with each answer.

If we get a hybrid answer from those four riddles it's going to be a married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica. That wouldn't be Batman at all for at least two reasons.
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No. 395266 ID: 0c08f0

>>395262
>a married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica.
OP, please make this happen.
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No. 395271 ID: b6edd6

>>395248
This, but only if we get to be The Man who is Keeping You Down.
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No. 395281 ID: 4bdd79

>>395271
THIS.
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No. 395295 ID: affb00

You are asking what is my morph
I to this will not stand forf
You shall not be left unsuref
Now quickly lest I become boref
Know ye now I am a bunny
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No. 395297 ID: 89487e

I like to steal, i like to rouse. I have big ears, because i'm a BRICK HOUSE.

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am MIGHTY MIGHTY.

Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because I AIN'T HOLDING NOTHING BACK.

I contain rubies, or I contain stone. I am as hard as calcium I AM AN AMAZON(ian).
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No. 395303 ID: affb00

>>395297

An Amazonian what??
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No. 395333 ID: 7d7f79

>>395303
Pirahna probably, those suckers are vicious.
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No. 395361 ID: 00451b

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am Aslan!

This is clearly the answer.
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No. 395362 ID: 7664b8
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395362

... you guys are kidding, right?

>>395266
a what what with a what?
...
...
honestly? you want this?
Just say the word and i'll make it happen.
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No. 395363 ID: 89487e

I dunno, I'm a fan of the Stacked Amazonian Piranha.

But a married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica is good too.
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No. 395364 ID: 88e5ad

>>395362

the word.
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No. 395365 ID: ed57e8

pretty sure it;s the result of you being coi. just give us the races jeez.
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No. 395383 ID: 7d7f79

You may find you get answers more easily used with questions less easily abused.

I gotta say, I like all three ideas that have people supporting them: The stacked, mighty Amazonian pirahna, The Man Who is Keeping You Down, and the married, gold-digging, moron Batman made of insecticide, whose weapon is the Encyclopedia Britannica.
If my vote is a tiebreaker I'll go for the double-plus broken Batman but whichever of the three is most popular gets my vote.
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No. 395407 ID: affb00

This could get ugly. I'm going to straight out say that rabbit or mouse, preferably mouse. Man doesn't have big enough ears and "What's Shakin" ruined the bone race for me.

Remember that any suggestion can be easily ignored. :]
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No. 395417 ID: 0dacb0

>Hopping about is a bad habbit, the reason i hop is because i'm a ______.

Faggot.
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No. 395430 ID: 30c02a

good lord people...you are making us look bad

I can use tools, tools for this can. I can use tools, because I am man.
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No. 395438 ID: 88e5ad

>>395430

THOU ART A PARTYPOOPER VERILY, YOUNG LAD.
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No. 395450 ID: a43a6c

I'll agree with The Man Who Is Keeping You Down.
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No. 395483 ID: b6edd6

My vote is still for The Man Who is Keeping You Down.
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No. 396058 ID: 7664b8
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396058

>>395430
>>395450
>>395483
Hmmmmm, this fantastic peanut butter and banana sandwich is missing something important.... it seems to be missing the peanut butter, and also the bananas. This isn't even a sandwich at all... it seems that i'm just eating two slices of bread...
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No. 396059 ID: ed57e8

get a secretary blowjob.
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No. 396062 ID: 74e4c2

>>396058
You seem to have money in some degree, go to the store! Or send somebody in your stead. Food is important, and you can tell a lot about somebody by the food that they eat!
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No. 396158 ID: 88e5ad

OKAY THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BROUGHT YOU THIS SHIT IS GETTING FIRED
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No. 396209 ID: 063c28

Smack your secretary for fucking up your sammich.

Then get a blowjob to make up for it.
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No. 396217 ID: d09277

We've got no direction, no idea what we're supposed to be doing, no plot hooks, so...

...Yeah, secretarial BJ sounds as good an idea as any. Unless we're already getting one under that desk. In which case, well, continue to keep her down, like The Man you are, I guess.
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No. 396223 ID: 7664b8
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396223

>>396059
>>396209
>>396217

There is no plot, no direction, no idea what i'm currently doing! And my secretary is an obese guy that has zits and wouldn't be good BJ Material!!!!! THIS MUST BE REMEDIED!!!

Npc sent to his death/ 1:?? people put down
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No. 396227 ID: affb00

You fool, there is a quest! The quest for peanut butter! And bananas. Let not the tragedy of that fail sandwich remain your only achievement in life!
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No. 396244 ID: 063c28

Buy a peanut butter manufacturer.

And a banana importer.
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No. 396270 ID: b6edd6

>>396244
And then export all their jobs to a third world country.
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No. 396271 ID: 9dfd52

How do you import bananas in a different country??
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No. 396301 ID: 88e5ad

>>396271

you produce them in said country and export it from there into your own country.
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No. 396508 ID: 7664b8
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396508

why do you guys put so much effort into things? Why not just cut out the middle man and take all the bananas? See how easy that was?
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No. 396524 ID: e0e208

>>396508

How are you holding all those bananas? Take the bananas to somebody who has a banana allergy, and force feed them. This is surely something that THE MAN would do.
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No. 396526 ID: ed57e8

the middleman was so you get the bananas AND money.
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No. 396541 ID: b6edd6

The middleman is someone to be Kept Down. Though I suppose taking all their bananas can count for that as well.
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No. 398542 ID: 6997f2
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398542

as we were about to come up with a plan to put down the middle man our friend and close business partner The Devil appears in your office.

Hey there Man, how's it going?
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No. 398603 ID: 3ce5b2

>>398542
Keep him down (in hell)
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No. 398609 ID: affb00

Don't leave a bro hanging. Hi five!
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No. 398642 ID: ed57e8

combo, high five, then hold your hand down low for a low five.
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No. 398654 ID: 16da88

>>398642

and then pull a down low, too slow. and then drop him in the pit of alligators you probably have installed in front of your desk and claim Hell for yourself.
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No. 398661 ID: 673411

High five satan. Offer him a banana. Tell him you'd like to hang out, but you have important business.

You still need peanuts; and some children so you can use child labor to crush the peanuts and make peanut butter.

You also need a woman secretary to make you a proper sandwich.
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No. 398722 ID: b6edd6

After you get the peanuts, what you need to do is to hire a sandwich-maker, then buy a sandwich making machine to put your sandwich-maker out of work.
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No. 398729 ID: 832169

Dude ask Satan to do a quick 9 holes of golf with ya and tell your secretary to cancel all meetings and make newer longer ones.
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No. 398736 ID: 673411

>>398729
We defenestrated our secretary. We need a new one before we can have them do things.
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No. 398740 ID: ef8860

>>398736

Then just use the backup secretary!
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