Examine ghost powers, can you walk through walls?, can you levitate?, can you lift objects (such as that book)? Do you have arms?

Commit suicide. Become a double-ghost. Get twice as many ghost powers.

>>463650
Do this. And then walk through some walls yo.

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)15:09 No. 463662 ID: f0f073
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>>463648
You can see other GHOSTS, but other than that you do not possess any GHOST POWERS. You have ARMS, which you use to lift the BOOK.

The BOOK appears to be a HOME IMPROVEMENT BEST MOMENTS VHS instead of a BOOK.

>>463650
You're a GHOST already that's impossible.

>Get objective. E.g. the reason you're a ghost if any.

So we're definitely sure we're a ghost, we're not just in a ghost costume and got scared. Maybe we should grab the bottom of our ghostly bit and lift up to see what's underneath.

Also go watch the best of Home Improvement. Tim Allen's wise cracks and Wilson's wise words are sure to remedy any malady or psych your death may have caused you.

>>463662
Watch home improvement, laugh at wacky hijinks~

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)15:23 No. 463680 ID: f0f073
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>>463665
You're a GHOST because you DIED.

>>463666
Beneath your ghostly bit is MORE ECTOPLASM and GHOST MEAT.

You pop in the HOME IMPROVEMENT BEST MOMENTS VHS into the TV.

>Al: So you're saying that when you make fun of my weight and my beard, it's because you like me?
>Tim: Yeah.

>>463672

>Al: How about when you tease me about wearing flannel?
>Tim: I do that because you look ridiculous

>So no overarching ambitions? I guess just chill for eternity then or something? I dunno. And usually ghosts become ghosts because of unfinished business. :/ Don't get sassy with me mister ghost or I'll come over there and do horrible horrible things to your ectoplasm. Ghost meat? That doesn't even make sense.

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)16:06 No. 463702 ID: f0f073
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>>463687
You shrug. UNFINISHED BUSINESS? Well RENT is due next week, you got your HALF OF THE RENT covered already so, whatever.

>Tim: Shut up, Al.

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)16:38 No. 463714 ID: f0f073
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>Jill: Wilson, do you think humans are more important than machines?
>Wilson: Without a doubt. Although, I am awfully fond of my waffle maker.
>Jill: Well could you please tell that to the knucklehead I'm married to?
>Wilson: Oh, he knows. He's had my waffles

f

GEEZ JUST GO TO HEAVEN ALREADY
OR HELL
WHATEVER

Okay, I think I need to reiterate myself here.

>Commit suicide.

Don't even bother with the double ghost thing. You obviously don't have anything worth living for, unliving for, or double-unliving for. Just end it all already.

Part of keeping it contained is keeping an eye on it in case the saboteurs is still on board and decides to be stupid and lets the alien out!

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)16:58 No. 463727 ID: f0f073
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>>463715

"fff"

>>463722

HELL

Yay, you're in hell already. Go find some less boring form of eternal torture to subjugate yourself to.

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)19:25 No. 463794 ID: f0f073
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>>463729
You exit your APARTMENT. You are on FLOOR B of your APARTMENT COMPLEX.

Wait, they have home improvement in hell, hot damn.

Get to da Lobby.

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)19:59 No. 463815 ID: f0f073
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>>463812
You go down to the APARTMENT LOBBY. No one is there except for RECEPTIONIST LADY.

>>463815
Hit on the receptionist lady.

Suggestion 2012/10/16(Tue)20:33 No. 463834 ID: f0f073
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>>463827

"H-hi! Ffffff..."

You hear sounds of ECHOING HORROR AND SADNESS emit from her. Riveting.

>>463834
Well, be a gentleman! Ask her what's wrong.

Well you f'd. I'm all out of ideas.

What is your favorite hang out place in hell?
And don't say your room.

Suggestion 2012/10/17(Wed)13:19 No. 464082 ID: f0f073
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>>463859
"Hey what's wrong!"

She just dissipates into a cloud of SCREAMING HORROR. Women, right?

>>463954
The nearby ARBY'S PARKING LOT. You hang with your pal, CRAIG there.

Well lets go hang out at ARBY'S PARKING LOT and lets go pick up Craig on the way there, this might actually shape out to be an adventure of some sorts.

Suggestion 2012/10/17(Wed)14:42 No. 464100 ID: f0f073
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>>464090
You exit HELL PLAZA and make your way to CRAIG'S PLACE, which is conveniently the same way as ARBY'S PARKING LOT.

Suggestion 2012/10/17(Wed)15:11 No. 464107 ID: f0f073
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>>464100
You arrive at CRAIG'S HOUSE which is in the PLANE OF WOE. The DOOR is closed with a NOTE on it.

Headbutt note.....then read it.

Suggestion 2012/10/17(Wed)15:29 No. 464112 ID: f0f073
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>>464111
*Thunk*

You read the NOTE:

>Yo pal,
>Hanging at ARBY'S PARKING LOT. Come chill with all this! Grab your BOOM BOX, though.
>Your pal, CRAIG

Don't tell me your boombox is missing.

Impossible. It must have been resting against the fourth wall.

>>464123
Gadzooks! Some fiend has absconded with thy sweet-ass boombox (not to be confused with the sweet ass-boombox)!

Suggestion 2012/10/17(Wed)16:26 No. 464134 ID: f0f073
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>>464123
>>464125
>>464131
Nonsense! Your BOOM BOX is almost always in your INVENTORY.

You head to ARBY'S PARKING LOT. Should you:

>JAM THE WAY THERE BE A COOL DUDE
>SAVE BATTERY POWER AND WAIT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE

Save battery power. Jamming is almost always more fun with friends. Unless you're jamming a fork into a power outlet or something. ...But then it would be nice to have someone to call 911, so then too.

What you need is a fire powered battery.

Suggestion 2012/10/21(Sun)22:49 No. 465123 ID: f0f073
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>>464238
You conserve BATTERY POWER and arrive at ARBY'S PARKING LOT.

ok jamming time. toasting and buttering is due as well