2/4 chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)19:14 No. 478834 ID: 34cbef
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"ewwww, gross... slimes are so weird."

3/4 chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)19:15 No. 478835 ID: 34cbef
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the sound of something hitting the ground.

4/4 chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)19:15 No. 478836 ID: 34cbef
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"Hm?"

>____

Ignore sound, proceed to aquire liquor.

Change shirt in strange dress-up game type thing for no apparent reason.

Wizard: Collect Halfling for Adventure

chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)19:42 No. 478844 ID: 34cbef
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>>478837
>>478838
>>478839
And so the Wizard and his slime familiar travel the farthest reaches past the Montana door to find his long lost allies, The Half-pints!!!! But he cannot enjoy the fine livations within because these are the party spoils. And there is no party or merriment being catered to at the moment!

Such a prize within reach yet the fates hold me back...

>__________

Wizard: Throw party.

Wizard: Throw BIRTHDAY party for SLIME FAMILIAR

Summon eldritch horrors. Proceed to throw a party.

Or

Kidnap all women from town all while doing a smug face. Proceed to throw a surprise party for everyone once they come to claim their women.

>>478848
Don't be silly, women are eldritch horrors.
We don't need that 'or'!

>>478850
Point taken.

Proceed to kidnap eldritch horrors.

chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)20:19 No. 478856 ID: 34cbef
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>>478845
>>478847
YEAH, THROW A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THE SLIME!!! not sure if it is its birthday, Just picked it up from the backyard... it was nibbling on some grass- BUT HEY I GOT BEER!

YAAAAAYYYYYY BEEER!

>>478848
>>478850
>>478855
>kidnap bitches

............ uh... um.... YAAAAAAAAAYYYY BEER!!

>___________

Hand slime a bottle.

1/5 chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)20:47 No. 478866 ID: 34cbef
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>>478860

5/5 chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)20:49 No. 478870 ID: 34cbef
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Just like any suburban hedge-wizard you have a bunch of chores you have to do today. But because of all the wizardly studies i'm not sure which chore to do first.

>_______________

Beer is a sound option, then shopping so you can beer again.

Laundry. A good wizard is never out of clean robes and wizard hats!

put a book or something down so the slime can reach the opening. or pour it a glass.

>>478873
judging by slime's expression i'd say he quite doesn't like glass so getting some plastic cups for it sounds better.

>>478876
>>478873
How about a shot glass? He seems like a lightweight.

3/3 chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)22:48 No. 478895 ID: 34cbef
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I like drawing cute things. I had a story planned out for this, but how many people want this to be cute slime quest?

>____________

I'm ok with it.

chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)23:04 No. 478901 ID: 34cbef
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alright then, you are a level 1 garden slime.
You are a tiny monster whose main ability is Eat. You also are part of the Ooze family of monster so you are immune to piercing and slashing damage, you also have an acidity level and at the moment your acidity is a grade G meaning you can only digest plants and liquids. You need to eat five points worth of organic material to level up and grow bigger.

>_________

examine area.

Eat shots glass.

Slorp around on the table, absorbing crumbs, and see what's there to eat. Maybe there's a sugar bowl, or some other food.

1 point earned chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)23:38 No. 478907 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime eats the shot glass. It will take a looooooooong time for it do digest and will sit in his system for 7 days.

chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)23:39 No. 478908 ID: 34cbef
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garden slime globs around on the table hoping for tiny crumbs and sees these odd things.

How should slime procede?

put cherries in hollow space of shotglass, and digest. cherries are red things. then nom the banana.

Eat everything.
From small to large.
No mercy.

3 points gained chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)23:59 No. 478913 ID: 34cbef
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The red things are delicious and dissolve easily, but the yellow takes about two turns to consume because it is so large.

chirps 2012/12/14(Fri)23:59 No. 478914 ID: 34cbef
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there doesn't seem to be anything else up here.

>_______

Start eating the table it's made of wood silly!

New level unlocked!
Floor.
Now roll out down onto it and eat what lingers around.

>>478919
Took the words right out of my mouth.

Well, if there's no food here, you'll have to try somewhere else! Start by jumping off the table.

tables are made of wood. bore a hole downward.

>>478919
>>478922
>>478924
I wonder if the wizard is still around, if that's the case eating the table can cause more troubles than it's worth.

Ooze over to the edge and puke the shot glass over. That'll break it into easier to digest fragments. You are immune to piercing damage, so eating the shards shouldn't hurt you, and might even provide a defense mechanism if something tries to grab you too hard.

Roll of the edge, eat the glass shards, then look for more something more easily digested than a wood table. Glob across the floor and into any low gaps that tend to collect food that falls on the floor. You'll also be harder to catch if you go there.

-1 point chirps 2012/12/15(Sat)18:09 No. 479038 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime spits the glass out

chirps 2012/12/15(Sat)18:10 No. 479039 ID: 34cbef
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The table seems to be too large to consume without being noticed.

chirps 2012/12/15(Sat)18:11 No. 479040 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime descends the table to the floor. There is a hole right across the way and some interesting features but none seem to be edible. Where to now?

Consume more easily digestibly glass fragments.

The refrigerator! Is there any way you can get in? Climb in through the tubing underneath or something? Get in there and you've found the motherload of eat-ables. =D

Don't go in the fridge it might be cold enough to freeze our little ooze body solid. Check in the hole for mice to eat.

+Teeth, +1 point chirps 2012/12/16(Sun)19:57 No. 479314 ID: 34cbef
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The garden slime sips up the glass shards. He gains the weapon Teeth made out of glass. It will still take a loooooooong time to digest.

Inside the hole there an orange thing and an angry looking gray thing.

Battle phase chirps 2012/12/16(Sun)19:59 No. 479315 ID: 34cbef
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battle begin

what to do...

>______

Try to spit one of the glass shards at it as a ranged attack.

if you can move one or attack then do nothing, if you can move and attack move up and right, if you can only move cardinal then do nothing.

Attempt diplomacy! If it's a thinking being, diplomacy will work. If it's not a thinking being, diplomacy will fail. In which case it's just food and you should eat it. Chew with them glass teeth, if necessary.

Activate bonus piercing damage.
Body slam it.

Use TEETH on ENEMY

If it tries to bite you, just latch onto its teeth and start dissolving. I don't think it can actually hurt you.

chirps 2012/12/16(Sun)23:54 No. 479365 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime tries to spit a glass shard at the gray thing... it just falls in front of it. Turns out this slime has no lungs for which to propel objects in any fashion via air.

chirps 2012/12/16(Sun)23:55 No. 479366 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime uses Diplomacy!
Garden slime does not have Diplomacy.
Gray thing does not speak slime.

chirps 2012/12/16(Sun)23:56 No. 479367 ID: 34cbef
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gray thing scurries one space left.

Next turn.

>________

RAMMING SPEED! as in charge forward and bodyslam. if move and attack isn't possible then sit still.

Extrude TEETH towards the mouse and charge, while making the most terrifying sound that you can make! When you make contact, use your teeth however you can... it would be real nice if you could rapidly thrust them, while also moving them in a circular formation and such... it would be like a lethal drill of glass shards that could (probably not) literarily like a woodchipper through wood.

...

Well, or at least one that is probably slow and made of slime...

Move one space forward!

>>479460
this
Hhhhng, this quest make my soul melt in cuteness

>>479367
Use Hyper Beam!

... what the fuck do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam!? Just use a splash attack(Move forward and use teeth)

chirps 2012/12/17(Mon)19:03 No. 479553 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime moves forward and pokes the gray thing with it's Teeth dealing 1 damage.

chirps 2012/12/17(Mon)19:04 No. 479554 ID: 34cbef
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Gray thing moves left one.

>______

move more and use ENGULF

...should we even be trying to kill the grey thing? All it's done is move about. It hasn't show any hostile intent, yet. It's just upset we might take its orange thing!

>>479559
But we are going to take it's orange thing. Aren't we?

Why even fight this grey thing? It might not even be able to harm you. Disengage and go eat the orange thing instead.

>>479569
You don't understand how random encounters work, do you? You have to kill everything you encounter, otherwise you'll be too weak later on in the game. Also, cheese is delicious.

Continue following and attacking the mouse with [TEETH], see if you can [ENGULF] one of it's limbs to keep it from escaping...

>>479578
And in our case, also consume the bodies of our organic enemies, as they'll provide extra nutrition and mass.

>>479589
But eating the orange thing first will give us the mass to fight the gray thing with greater ease.

>>479590
Or let it hurt us while we're digesting or give it an opportunity to run away and leave us without a tasty and crunchy morsel to eat. No, the rat dies and will feed our (or mine, at least) ravenous appetite...

chirps 2012/12/18(Tue)18:36 No. 479732 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime attempts to Swallow Whole the gray thing. It squeeks horribly.

chirps 2012/12/18(Tue)18:37 No. 479733 ID: 34cbef
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It deals one damage to the Gray thing.

chirps 2012/12/18(Tue)18:38 No. 479734 ID: 34cbef
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The gray thing tries to scurry away taking another 1 damage.

Garden slimes turn

>________________

Oh come on. Do we have to murder the grey thing? It's adorable, and hurting itself in a desperate attempt to get away from us. It's clearly not a threat. Let it go- head north off the field, and go consume the orange thing.

>>479735
Second.

keep up the pressure. it has to go down eventually! jump on it's back, point all glass shards downward and vibrate.

>>479735

Wuss. We are not letting potential food get away...

>>479741
Seconded...

>>479734
The slime is not a monster yet

If it is just trying to run away, let it go, and eat the soft yellow brick with holes in it.

This... is... necessary!
This... is... necessary!
Life feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life!

Eat it. It is a pest; our wizard will be grateful.

Will it die or will it faint? it matters not since we can't eat it, yet.
Keep hitting it into submission.

+1 point earned: Level Up chirps 2012/12/19(Wed)20:06 No. 479940 ID: 34cbef
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The mouse takes 2 more damage the next turn and dies, slime eats the gray things flat piece on the top of it.

You are now a lvl 2 garden slime. Acid level is still the same, but you have gained the ability Split- you can now split up into smaller versions of yourself based on level, for example into two lvl 1 garden slimes.

chirps 2012/12/19(Wed)20:06 No. 479941 ID: 34cbef
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Now what?

>_______

nom nom nom, if you can't nom both, then split, double nom, then merge back together.

Eat all the things.

Gain experience: guilt.

Use glass shards to grind up the new food into more easily digestible pieces.
Then eat it.

>>479944
I think this Garden Slime is far too drunk for that.

Eat BOTH the things, At the Same Time.

Just eat. Eat that stuff until it's all gone.

>>479941
Eat just the orange block, we can stick to eating tasty things. And glass.

>>480057
What are you talking about? Flesh and blood are full of taste. What do you thing steak made of, mushrooms?

We killed the thing, the least we can do is see its biomass put to good use. That being our use.

Eat cheez

>>480061
Even if we do not eat it, something will. It will not go to waste. Steak is cooked, this mouse is not. I have my opinion, as do you.

One post for suggestions, not three. And the rest goes in discussion.

>>480190
Hahaha, wow, look at this asshole.

Eat away, brotha.

Delicious meat; you must consume it!

>>479941
its weakness will be your potency, for you are more capable of putting its resources to use. consume the flesh of your enemies, become the devourer or fools. you wizard will be please with your newfound strength.

+4 points chirps 2012/12/21(Fri)23:11 No. 480231 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime splits and gains 4 points towards the next goal of 7 total points to level up again.

chirps 2012/12/21(Fri)23:11 No. 480232 ID: 34cbef
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Hole in the nook is beaten. Where to next?

>_________

Always left!

>>480232
Gather more broken glass to speed up digestion of all that matter. Nothing helps digestion like having a buncha substitute teeth in your anatomy.

L

>>480232

If you can, gather more of the glass shards and then go left.

To the right. That way lies the fridge, and the motherload of food.

>>480232
Right. If that's a fridge, there's sure to be some good stuff in there. Or at least some beer.

Right to the fridge. Hope we can get in and the cold doesn't damage us.

I suspect we can ooze in, but then we congeal and can't ooze out. Hm.

Also, yes, we should get more abrasives.

Check behind the fridge. If we find some Rust to eat, maybe we can gain the ability to eat through solid metal.

chirps 2013/01/09(Wed)13:30 No. 483866 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime decides to go right and look at the big white thing. It is cold on the outside and makes all sorts of strange noises. There does not seem to be an opening around here.

>________

Hmm. Counter I guess. Food is sometimes stored on counters. It usually only ends up on the floor by mistake.

>>483876
Second.

Float your way up onto that counter.

Dissolve the rubber seal on the fridge door to get at the contents!