Rynh 2013/03/21(Thu)15:35 No. 501584 ID: 593f45
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>"Fight? You've got it all wrong. After you dropped your mother's name, the mages sent word that you had stumbled on something and now here I am. I'm your slightly older brother, Hejra."

"Right... I don't see the resemblance. How do I know any of this is true?"

>"Well, I could demonstrate some things, but I don't think the owner of this fine establishment would appreciate it, so you'll have to trust me for now."

spit a tiny flame an ask him to repeat it. vanilla efs can't spit fire.

Fine. You can spurt some fire or something later. Whatya here for, 'bro'?

>>501584
Alright, well, tell him that the crystal might not even be anything interesting. The mages did a cursory analysis and it looks like a regular mana battery. Also, one of the cultists said that the cult is just collecting all sorts of artifacts, so they might just want it to add to their collection.

We would of course like to verify this, and if he's got any ideas aside from having another group of mages do a more detailed analysis, we're all ears. Also, does he have any advice on learning how to use magic?

>>501584
You two have very similar noses, actually.

Most folks, elves included, wouldn't have the balls to interrupt a minotaur in the middle of an argument, so maybe this guy is worth listening to, at least briefly.

He might not be a hybrid, Rynh. I imagine your conception would have been very difficult for your father if your mother couldn't change shape. Not that I suppose it's impossible, your father may really love big women. Woman that can easily crush him...

How many girlfriends has your father had in your lifetime? I'm curious if you have any half-siblings on his side too.

Does he even want the Plot Gemerald? Maybe we should ask what's up before we jump to any conclusions.

>>501584
He closes his eyes when he smiles.

Never trust anyone who does that. Even if he is your long-lost never-found (half-)brother, he's still a suspicious-looking son of a bitch.


Tell him to piss off and meet you somewhere he can demonstrate certain things.

Then sneak there and get there before he does. Then tie him up and interrogate him. I'm sure Jehral's sister would like that.

>>501584

Demand that he tell you things that only someone who is your sibling could know. Particularly things that would otherwise be considered private -- so none of that "who is my mother" crap.

Totally not going to backfire in embarrassing and hilarious ways? I hope not!

"Trust me for now?" Seriously? No. Fuck no. You don't know him from Adam, and you're not listening to what he's saying 'till he shows his credentials as a (half-)dragon and Leimahtaa's son.

Immediately get up and tell "Hejra" that we're taking this conversation to the nearest open area where he can demonstrate his draconic credentials without causing property damage before you'll listen to anything he has to say. Then pack up your ham hock and lead the way out of here.

why the hell would a Half-brother come all the way over here to find a sibling he has most likely never even heard of before now just to look at a glowing rock?

>>501620

Yeah if he can't look you in the eye and smile at the same time he may not have your best interest at heart.

I see you got the ham. Well done

That clasp on his cloak look familier to you Rynh?

>>501620

Don't say that. Then he's gonna open his eyes when he smiles and it'll be 1000x freakier.

>>501741

what do you mean those aren't eyebrows?

yeah, okay. but we really shouldn't be talking about this in public.

>>501704
Your ability to multitask between quests is impressive, redaeth. Hope your dice luck is better here. :)

Rynh 2013/03/31(Sun)23:42 No. 503032 ID: 593f45
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I'm not trusting some weird guy that shows up out of nowhere and tells me he's my brother. I don't even know he's a dragon. He just looks like some crazy elf or something.

We wander out into a open area and demand some proof of something. Do something dragony.

"Alright, alright... I'll try to keep this subtle though. No point in drawing unwanted attention."

...
Okay, I guess that is something. All he's proven is that he could wipe us all out if he wanted. So... Yeah.

>>503032
Ask him if he can teach you to do that.

yeah no pure elf col ever do something that awesome. elves are just dumb like that.

You don't even have the same breath weapon! He's talking to the wrong half dragon kobold, sorry. With how common those are it's an easy mistake to make.

I guess you could at least humor him for a while. If he was going to take your thingy you'd already be dead. What's his deal anyway?

>>503032
If he isn't your real brother you should totally make him an honorary brother, that was pretty damn cool.

Well he is certainly cool enough to be your sibling. lets adopt him.

>>503032
Inform him you still strongly doubt he's half kobold.

that's not fire. how did he do... nevermind. everyone's gotta have their own tricks.

how's he going to help?

ok

so you have some flare, what do you want from us.

Holy heck! How come he gets a lightning hyperbeam and all you get is a little fire? How's he do that?

...and okay, so if we've established he is who he says he is, what is it he wanted?

Rynh 2013/04/02(Tue)18:31 No. 503610 ID: 593f45
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Well, he's probably some kind of dragon, but I don't know if that means I can trust him.
On the other hand, he could probably just fry me with lightning breath and do whatever he wants, so the fact that he hasn't kind of says something.

So place him on provisional trust and ask him what he wants already. And why his dragon powers get to be so much more absurdly powerful than your own!

So what does he wants anyways?

>>503610
So ask him what he wants. Also, ask how you can make your breath that strong.

I have no idea if we're going on D&D rules here, but lightning generally means Blue dragon. Perhaps he is an unrelated hybrid, despite what he claims?

ask him why the hell did he come track you down if you two have never met before today? I mean I know he clams to be your brother but really, you've been alive how long and he waits till now before he comes looking for you? what the hell?

>>503610
He's some kind of dragon. You DEFINATELY can't trust him.
However, whatever he's after may actually require you to be alive, so that's a benefit.

The important thing is, he's claimed that he's your big brother, so you have every right to treat him like one and make his life slightly more hellish because of it. ( See Jehral and his sister for guidelines )

agreed. listening would be the smart thing to do here.

Ask why he hasn't approach her earlier in Rynh's life. Seems kinda odd that he comes out of nowhere when she in possession of that chaos inducing gem.

Rynh 2013/04/12(Fri)23:34 No. 505502 ID: 593f45
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"Alright. So if you are my brother and my mom did send you, why bother now? Is my magic doo-hickey that important? Because she definitely didn't care before."

"Well... Kind of, but mostly I'm here to keep an eye on you until you lure out the masterminds behind whoever is collecting all these objects. Otherwise, I should just keep a low profile, which in retrospect, makes me kind of regret my little display here."

Oh damn it. I'm getting caught up in some kind of international intrigue, power struggle-type deal. Which would be cool, if I had more of the power and was doing less of the struggling.

"Uh, how do I get mine that strong?"

Hejra shrugs, "Just wait until you're the size of a building and it kind of happens."

Great...

k so with that out of the way ask him if he is just going to follow you around or if he is going to want you to do things, and after we get that settled lets go back to the dwarf and see if that weapon you asked him to make is done yet.

Yeah most of your inborn dragon abilities just get better with age. Looks like you are stuck working for your power.

>Just wait until you're the size of a building
...I'd ask how long that takes except he's half Elf while you're half Bold. You probably age at completely different rates, even if your dragon halves give both of you longer lifespans than normal.

Oh well, at least as a kobold you should grow faster than he did, right?

>the plan
So basically I'm going to be bait and you're going to be useless until the biggest bad shows up. Great.

You know anything about why anyone cares? The mages thought it was just some boring battery.

>>505502
Cool, so let's learn mental time travel, go to our future massive body, and go back physically in time.

BAM. Problem solved with as little patience required as possible. In fact, yourself from the future will probably be showing up any minute now... any minute now. So we won't have to do the mental time travel anymore, because of the paradox that would happen.

Or you could just ask your bro for dragon tricks that work at your current size. IF your future self doesn't get in the way.

>>505502
OBJECTION!

He's not the size of a building! Point this out while being smug about yourself then realize he can shapeshift and ask when you'll be able to do that too.

Can you breathe fire? Can you use magic? If not, ask him about it.

>>505502
Okay.. there's a really, really high probability that this dude's not half-anything, but another dragon.
And in dragon terms 'slightly older' could be a hundred years.
And in support of this: Do you think your dad would have survived boning someone the size of your house? Your mom could probably shapeshift, and this dude can too. At least into this one elf form.

>>505502
Also, if he needs a way to handwave his power-beam, he can probably use the mages school/guild as a cover. Things are a bit hectic over there and people were slinging crazy-ass spells all over the place not too long ago.

It's not the size of the beam but how you use it. No need to get penis envy over it.

Rynh 2013/05/11(Sat)19:15 No. 509934 ID: 593f45
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"So what the hell do you even want? Just take the stupid rock if it's going to be such a hassle."

>"Oh no, no. You keep it. Just go about your business and I'll keep an eye on anyone trying to kill you."

"So you'll help us?"

>"Well... If you can't handle something, but I'd rather keep my involvement as discreet as possible."

"So you're going to be no help as much as possible."

>"You won't even know I'm there. Just live your life as though I don't exist."

"So you're going to be no help, while being a creepy stalker."

>"You make it sound so terrible. Don't worry, I'll be so unobtrusive, you'll forget all about me, until you're screaming for me to save you from some incredibly powerful monstrosity that's about to rip you apart. But what are the chances that that will even happen, right? Ha ha... ha."

And all of a sudden he's gone. Like, poof! Vanished. Oh, damn everything.

Hey, look at the bright side.

Before, if you ran into some horrible super deadly thing that horribly outclassed you, you would just die. Now you have an invisible, mostly useless guardian who will pop out of nowhere and disintegrate them instead. It's like, you now have divine retribution in reserve!

Plus, you now have a new brother who's going to stay within earshot of any teasing or insults you want to dish out, and he can't respond without blowing cover.

Well it is a good thing we don't have an active love life or the 'invisible elf following us around' thing could get really awkward.

>>509934
The worst thing that could happen is he overestimates you.

be very careful now whenever you bath or change cloths as he is ALWAYS WATCHING you now. Oh well since there is nothing you can really do about your new stalker bother might as well go back to the dwarf and pick up you weapon you told him to make.

Kick him in where his nads were when you last saw him. I bet he just went invisible.

basically he said it's cool to ignore him from now on forever.

>>509934
Ask HIM if he knows what the damned rock does. You wrecked a rock spider for it, you deserve to know.

Hopefully its useful. Even if you can't use it directly, you might be able to exploit it some other way.Or at least know what not to do and keep that shapely ass of yours safe.

>>510129
Oh, new game! We can ask him whatever we want! We can get him to agree to whatever we want! (Or tease him until he drops cover).

For instance:

"Hey bro, you know what this rock does? Say nothing if you do. ...okay, good."

Let's uh

Get back to town and talk to the mages again, ask them if they're willing to examine the thing more in depth (with us there in case they get attacked again) and if not if they can direct us to someone who can.

Why do we even care what it does or why people want it? What's important is that people really want it. That makes it valuable. Someone will want to buy it and will be willing to pay a lot for it.

Hell sell it to the crazy cult people if they want it that bad.

Rynh 2013/06/07(Fri)11:31 No. 515025 ID: 593f45
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This stupid crystal is getting annoying and after some flailing around, I'm pretty sure he's not here anymore. Oh, whatever. This whole thing is annoying. I think I'll go do something to clear my head, like just smashing some monster or fucking up some bandits. I'll need that sword I ordered first though.

>Sell it to the cultists
They'd probably try to murder me afterwards. "YOU KNOW TOO MUCH" type crap. That's how it works right? Evil cults are dicks.

then go get your sword.

oh so you did go with the sword until now you never really did say what you got from the dwarf. Will then lets go pick it up and then... what was our goal after we tried to figure out what the glowing rock did, did we even think that far ahead or did we just decide we'll come up with something when we get to that point?

> I think I'll go do something to clear my head
Excellent idea! Let's consider the available prospects for smashing while we go to pick up the sword.

>Evil cults are dicks.
Pretty much, yeah. Also, anyone who could just kill you to save from paying you off can't really be trusted.

>>515025
If the sword isn't done yet, perform a teamwork exercise.

By that I mean practice throwing Jehral for accuracy and distance.

Suggestion 2013/06/08(Sat)00:41 No. 515203 ID: f29aa1
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>>515082
That sounds pretty cool.

Just let him know the target before-hand so you can add "Hurl Animal" to your list of spells!

>>515082
>>515203
This is either the best, or the worst, idea ever. Do it!

>>515203
Jehral is going to need some eye-stabbing implements before that is going to be useful.

>>515472
Jehral is a kobold with claws and teeth.

If Jehral does not possess the at-will ability "Pounce" then Rhyn will simply have to beat it into him.

With enough "team-work exercises" to get him oriented, he'll become a battle-ready familiar in no time!

Rynh 2013/06/14(Fri)09:27 No. 516837 ID: 593f45
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Throwing Jehral as a weapon might not be the best idea.
He's light, but he'll probably break something on impact. This isn't throwing him up onto the roof to get a ball back. Maybe one toss to see how far he can go...

>"New record! New record! New record! GOOOO!"

Hmm... Probably shouldn't.

If he is anything like a cat you just have to throw him far enough so he can arch his back and prepare for landing.

But yeah probably should not risk damaging your boy toy with cultists lurking about.

...is there anything soft-ish to toss him into? Or an approaching cultist?

Otherwise, fake like you're going to throw him, and then just drop him on his feet at the last moment.

>>516837
Naw, not as a weapon. Tatics-like.
You could toss him up on a roof way faster than he could climb it.

Go on, get him stuck on a roof like a freaking frisbee.

>>516837
You very clearly should

tell thodren to catch him. then it will be safe.

>>516849
This sounds like fun.

will if you're going to throw him you should throw his sister next, just to see how you can throw further. Never know when it might come in handy.

>>516837
Bad form! Bad form!
You should be launching him like he were a ball of energy from your palms!

He's small enough for you to hold him by the feet (same as giving someone a boost when climbing) so he can jump as you throw him, allowing Jehral greater airtime with a roll-recoverable landing!

>>516837
Does our throwing bold here know how to do anything besides sneaking around and biting people?
Or did he pathetically spend most of his time trying to overcome you?

Too mean to throw him full force, too boring to just put him down... toss him lightly at the other bold with a dismissive "nah".

Rynh 2013/06/23(Sun)20:10 No. 519067 ID: 593f45
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That was fun, but that stupid sword won't be done today. I guess I have to sit around for a while and hope nobody tries to shank me in my sleep.
The guards are all swarming around like pissed off ants since the magic academy incident, so I'd like to think that will keep any shady bastards lying low, but that might be wishful thinking.

Why don't we see the sights? Maybe they got a museum or military academy or something.

So are we just going to throw Jehral around all day or are we going to do something constructive while we wait?

Explore the city with your boldfriends. See if there's any racist jerks to beat up or spare coin to earn.

>>519091
Oh, and price anti-fertility charms... You know, just in case.

>>519067

Fuck it. Puppyheads look comfy. Boldpile in the grass.

You guys can talk about boys and stuff. Or just what kind of awesome loot you'd love to find.

We promised Thodren sexy exotic women, didn't we? Let's go be his wing-bolds. Hook the bolds up with people while we're at it.

It'll be a great opportunity to mock our friends and listen for quest-hooks.

they got a quest/job board in town? Might give us an idea on what to do after we get the sword or maybe even something to do while we kill time waiting for it and would put some extra coin into our pocket too which is never a bad thing.

>>519067
That's not how you play catch Sika.

>>519104

this. score some cash and stay in shape while you're at it.

Rynh 2013/06/30(Sun)18:52 No. 520483 ID: 593f45
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>>519094
It's only responsible to have protection for us girls. Also, it provides something for me and Sika to giggle about and make the guys wonder. Kobolds aren't really fertile with much, but we're ungodly fertile with what we are and I don't think either of us want to settle down to raise a litter of brats yet.

>>519104
I'll check it out, but I probably want my giant sword before I do anything drastic. Dammit! Why does actual blacksmithing take so much longer than melting a lump onto the end of a stick?

So we'll go do something to pass the time. I'm not leaving town with that sword on order. I paid in advance!

You know what passes the time? Drinking.

look up if there are any wanted posters and bust some jerks around town.

Sex passes the time.

>>520487
seconding. money is always good

well this town seems pretty big, there has to be something to do that will let you kill the time while you wait for your sword... at least you go that machete/kobolt longsword incase some shit goes down.

>>520483
Find the local 'bold community.
You've got mad kobold karma with your heritage, and can probably soak up some hospitality from them. You might even net some more followers.

Or trade those pups tagging along for someone smart and handsome that wasn't warped by growing up with you.

punching lessons from Thodren.

Rynh 2013/07/01(Mon)13:43 No. 520572 ID: 593f45
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I'll check the local bounties, but I don't want to go too far or fight anything too crazy without a big weapon.

The local riff-raff seems to be varied. I'd guess that the value of the bounty might have something to do with how hard they are to actually bring in.

>trade those pups tagging along for someone smart and handsome that wasn't warped by growing up with you.

Can I trade in you for someone who isn't an asshole?

>>520535
I don't know if any of us have the mass to make use of anything he'd teach us. Me, maybe. Jehral and Sika, probably not.

I'm sure we'll all get to punch something if we get involved with the criminal element around here.

>>520572
Take the gobbo and rat's posters. Track down the rat, and make her help you find the gobbo in exchange for a small portion of the reward money, which would help her get off the streets. She can help by being less high profile- that'll allow her to get information we can't.

>>520573
go after nako

>>520572
go inside the bounty office for a better poster of the gnoll
We're not going to try and capture him, it's just that I'm too intrigued by the mystery of his crimes.
Maybe we will try and capture him. He's just a gnoll it sounds like.

The golbin looks the best balance between effort to bring her in, and reward money. The humans kind of look like more effort than they'd be worth to take down, and the pocket change they're offering for the rat doesn't seem worth the bother of picking her up and carrying her to the bounty office. Even if she was standing right here.

That said, take a moment to learn all the faces. You can't be sure who you'll actually stumble across. We can decide then whether to bother with them or not.

start with the small timers since we are mostly just doing this to kill time until the sword is ready, we can work our way up from there if we still need to kill time after we bring one of them in and try to remember all of the faces on the board because if we happen to run across one of them while looking for someone else we might as well make the best of it.

Also maybe ask what the gnoll's price is and crimes are when you get a chance.

Go after this "Gnoll". Not updating is a serious crime.

Why don't you go after Nako, but do some research on her first.
Like how does she fight? Where would she be? Could you trick her into coming with you guys for adventure as another party member?

I dunno about this 'gnoll', I get the strangest feeling that going after him could upset the balance of the universe somehow.
Kargaz would bring the best returns, if he's alone all four of us could easily take him out - but he's also the least likely to still be in the town.
Alternately, if we don't care about money, going after Tchee'ka looks like it could be fun.

KARGAZ

FINAL DESTINATION

Remember that we are doing this while waiting to get our weapon. So unless we can get a rental sword or something we might not want to go after Buff McMurder right now.

>>520572
Hunt down t'chee'ka. Looks like more of a runner than a fighter. You'll probably learn lots about the most horrible poor parts of town in the proccess.
The rest look like you'd need weapons at least for appearance's sake.

>>520572
Recruit that damn squirrel. you know you want to.

Nako. Definately Nako.

t'chee'ka, always go with weakest first

>>520635

in a fight against Buff McMurder versus Fluff McFirebreath, I'd bet on the latter.

>>520573
seconding this

>>520573
Best combo.

Bag the rat girl. Buy yourself lunch with the money.

The gnoll's poster looks like someone tried to rip it off the board but was killed at that exact moment so only managed to mangle it instead.

...probably best not to touch that one.

Rynh 2013/07/10(Wed)17:09 No. 523549 ID: 593f45
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I'll start small. That'll kill some time until I get my big sword and I can start trashing the big guys. The rat girl is pretty pathetic though. I'm pretty sure I spent more than this on dinner last night.

>>523549
Alright, let's start by wandering around the merchant district and checking the alleys near it.

>>523549
This isn't about money, this is about forcibly acquiring a new lacky. Or at least having some fun in trying to.

Go lift the lid on the trashcan across the street. Ratgirl is totally in there.

...although, seriously, she's not worth the effort for the money. Go for the goblin.

>>523549
Go for the Gnoll and/or the Goblin if we're talking about professional bounty hunting. Rat for fun hunting or other goals.
The human and orc look pretty hard. Don't go for those.

I thought the point of this was to kill time not money... at least not yet

try that alley right behind you

Rynh 2013/08/04(Sun)10:49 No. 531389 ID: 593f45
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>>523559
>>523556
Hyaaah! I don't know why I thought that would result in anything.
I may have to think about things if I want to catch anything.
I can't just use violence until things work out the way I want, which is kind of bullshit, by the way.

so what does that mean we should just head to a bar or something and ask around?

To catch a rat you have to think like a rat! If you were a dirty mongrel where would you go for your petty thievery needs?

Actually you should find out what she stole and from where, it might give us some insight. Go to the bounty office and find out who placed that bounty on her head and go ask them for details.

>>531389
Smash up newspaper machines for money like you've just started playing Saints Row 2.

If newspaper machines don't exist, mug a newsvendor instead.

Rynh 2013/08/04(Sun)20:23 No. 531525 ID: 593f45
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>>531400
>To catch a rat you have to think like a rat!
So, Ratfolk are small, fuzzy and they rampantly reproduce. They're known for stealing things and outside of civilization, they tend to live in caves and burrows.

How the fuck are we supposed to know what something like that would be thinking?

Sewers are sort of like caves. The thief could be holing up in them. The thief could also be stealing from the market.

To cover ground better you should split into two groups, one searches the sewers while the other watches the marketplace.

I don't know. Fly casual.

>>531525
Based off that description...

Ask Jehral where he thinks the rat is.

She's at that ice cream parlor, over there.

look for places that sell cheese.

>>531430
She's gonna be arrested if she tries that! Don't be dumb!

>research
>think
I reiterate that this is entirely too much work for the pittance of a bounty offered.

Seriously, just drop it. That bounty's pocket change.

>>531533

Seems logical

Jeez guys, let's just ask around about her. I'm sure the locals know something about this scamp.

Rynh 2013/08/08(Thu)04:29 No. 532570 ID: 593f45
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>>531400
If by details, you mean home address, then yeah. Sounds too easy.
...
Aaaaand it turns out it is too easy.

"Mama! Are we expecting a bunch of kobolds? One of the kobolds is huge and shaggy and also there's a minotaur."

"No. If they looking for you father, tell them he not here."

"Fiiiiine. If you're looking for my dad, he's at the shop, not here."

This is almost awkward at this point.

>>532570

Thodren should apprehend the suspect in the most gentle manner possible.

>>532570
"Hey, there's a bounty out for you for some reason, out on the main bounty board. Do you mind if I turn you in for cash?"

Ignore whatever she says, just make sure you're ready to grab her, or already have a hand on her all sly-like.

Before/After you throw the kid over your shoulder, yell to the kid's mom that her kid is going to police building and not to worry about anything.

Children are loud, and rodents have sharp teeth, feel free to gag her.

Bleh! Bringing her in seems like way too much of a hassle, especially if she tries running or putting up a fight.
Just hand her the wanted poster and tell her to get her life straight before some actually motivated bounty hunter comes after her.

Might be worth asking her if she knows how to find the other people with bounties on their heads, or if she knows anything about the cult.

>>532577
Do this. She doesn't really seem like she's worth it.

Okay, even though you've found her, this little shit totally isn't worth the trouble it's going to take to pick her up and drag her away screaming all the way to the bounty office. Especially if you have to listen to her crying, or her mother giving you a hard time. Bounty is way to small to care.

get thodren to grab her, then tell her she needs to work for you now, or you'll turn her in to tha police

>>532570
guessing they're so poor that, not only do they not know how to read, but they don't know anyone that knows how to read. They could have no idea about the bounty at all because of that.

Hell, ask her name for extra awkward points.

...you know you have a bounty on your head right?

Rynh 2013/08/10(Sat)20:28 No. 533438 ID: 593f45
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There's no point in leaving after going to the little bit of effort to find her without the little bit of reward.
Some flailing and struggling is to be expected, I guess.

"Alright, kid. I'm taking you in for whatever it was you did." I tell her. There's not a lot of potential for escape, but she's still trying. "Give it up. Take your community service or whatever with some dignity."

This was probably a waste of time, but not enough of a waste of time that my sword is ready. I could go hunt down some real criminals from the bounty board >>520572 or just laze around like a slug until my order's up. It doesn't really matter to me.

wait... ask if she's seen anyone on the board. she can be like a bloodhound.

Poor kid. I bet it was stealing food or something innocuous like that. You didn't ask though, thus you'll never know!

So, you realize all her relatives are right over there, right? Also over there. And there.

Cuddle with Jehral. Nibbling on his ears is a great time waster.

Go after Nako next!

You might have to worry about her Mom.

whelp we just got ourselves some beer money, so we could try the goblin next or just see how fast we can wast our new found pocket change on booze while we wait for the sword, your call here.

Just asking got us to to the kid.

Ask the authorities about details on the other bounties!

Soft weaklings! Bust her ass to jail!

The law is not soft! The law is not kind! You do the crime, you pay the time!

>>533438
Go after Nako next. Her bounty said assault, not murder. It could have been a bar fight or something.

Also, how much value does 20,000 gp have anyway?
What could you get with if you spent it all on one thing?

Also, don't trust any of the ratfolk anywhere in town. Far as we know you just got everyone's favorite little girl thrown in jail.

Go hunting for Dramond Valcini or Nako.

If you're going for Nako then buy some booze and food to use as a lure first. Maybe you can get her drunk and THEN arrest her? No flammable booze though. She is an arsonist.

Rynh 2013/08/11(Sun)19:52 No. 533678 ID: 593f45
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Justice is served and I got enough money to buy a pair of pants or something. I guess I'll go find that goblin. That might be interesting, because she's an actual criminal.

"Tchee'ka Rek'ekee, you are hereby sentenced to twenty hours community service."

"Nooooooo!"

Right. This will teach her a valuable lesson. You shouldn't steal... without making sure you won't be caught.

>>533678
And then she'll be a productive member of the criminal underground!

well that was a fun waste of time, so what does the bounty people have on the goblin? Like where she was last seen, where does she tend to hang out, you know that sort of thing.

>I got enough money to buy a pair of pants or something.
Before or after splitting the money 4 ways.

>>533685

Buy a pair of pants and split it 4 ways. For giggles.

>I got enough money to buy a pair of pants or something
No, I think you got enough for a nice lunch. 'Specially after Throden stole your ham.

>>533678

That's a pretty empty courtroom there. Maybe you should donate the money back to the city so they can afford chairs and stuff.

Hammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Rynh 2013/10/19(Sat)10:03 No. 544695 ID: 593f45
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I'll consider tracking down the goblin lady at some point, but for now I'm just going to hang out and try to avoid making any big scenes. I probably have stupid wizards and stuff after me for the rock, and I don't want to take off until I have a good sword. Ugh... Why can't I just get what I want instantly? We need something to do that won't effect anything else. Something to fill the time, like some kind of... filler.

So we'll just spend the night and think of something to do in the morning.

Take Jehral out. It'll give you something to do, and he's probably a cheap date.

Or take him clothes shopping. Get him looking like a proper adventurer.

you could train with Thodren

or just take an nap your choice

Or you could let your constant flirtation with Jehral play out. You did buy that fertility charm, didn't you?

Wrestle with Jehral, make him part of a tag team with his sister

>>544696
Plus taking Jehral out also gives you a way to look around town for clues to the wizards and goblin while still staying inconspicuous.

Keep Jehral in and keep going in the direction you already are.

Rynh 2013/10/26(Sat)13:14 No. 545433 ID: 593f45
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Buying Jehral little outfits is great and all, but I really need my stupid sword so I can get back to fighting things.

I head to the blacksmith first.
"Hey, old guy. Is my sword ready yet?"

The dwarf turns, "This ain't a dry cleaning service. It takes time to forge a proper sword and I've got other orders to fill."

Urgh! I want my giant sword now! I can't fight monsters and stuff with a little knife. Well, I could, but that's not as fun. I need some heft to my weapons.

...any estimate when you think it'll be done, so I don't have to bug you every day till it is?

Then let's go grump about your sword-less-ness over breakfast.

I say head to the tavern/bar/whatever and see if we can't start a bar fight or something to help kill time. That could be fun.

Maybe you should offer to help him work on it. You could learn a bit about proper forging which would be useful in the future and you'd get it done faster.

Ask if we can borrow some huge weapon while he works, you could leave something as collateral if he doesn't trust you.

Or you could just go and buy a hefty crowbar or a sledgehammer or even go steal a barbell from a gym.

Offer to provide half Dragon Fire if he'll kick your order up a few places.

And then leave when he tells you to fuck off.

See if there's a play in town, eat nice food maybe something foreign-ish, go to a spa. Relax and enjoy yourself, like it's a vacation. Hell, maybe try reading a book that isn't about minotaur dongs.

>>545433
ask if dragon fire would make the forging go faster or better.

>>545529
I support this. If you can, learn to do a little forging yourself. Can't hurt, and perhaps you can learn to improve your weapons.

Rynh 2013/11/24(Sun)15:18 No. 549700 ID: f0418c
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>Offer DRAGON FIRE to make it go faster
It seems that the magical properties of money make things go faster with a greater rate of success. The next day I have my sword ready.
Just like my old one, but made by someone who knows what they're doing.

Now if anyone messes with me, they'll be sorry. Sorrier . Extremely sorry.

The sorry-est.

So, gonna be dragging your boldfriends right along for the next mission, or are you gonna hang around for another day or two?

Sweat, does this mean we're going after the bigger bounties or something else?

Thank the dorf as you leave, it's only polite, and good to keep a good relationship with skilled local craftsmen. You may need his services again.

Now... who are our prospects for making sorry?

What's with that look on your face?
Never handled something like that before?

Get the manufacturer's care and maintenance guidelines while we're still here: Proper respect for his work is a good step towards making sure you have a decent relationship with your supplier for when you've grown bigger/stronger and want a bigger sword.

Do you even know how to use a massive sword?

>>549700
Time to hunt down a Nako then.
She'll probably be a little easier to find than the ratgirl was. Public indecency is a very social crime, after all. Things like that give a person a reputation.

Rynh 2014/01/04(Sat)07:08 No. 555075 ID: f0418c
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I need to get back to what I was doing, but I can't think of how to go about doing it.
You know, I don't think I ever really had any kind of solid plan for any of this.

I've got things to stab with now, if that helps at all.

>>555075
Seduce Jehral.
Then, when he's chomping at the bit to have sex with you, tell him he has to go find the goblin girl first.

Well, NOW YOU NEED TO FIND THINGS TO STAB! HAHAHAHA!

Okay, you have a sword. Now you need to find things that are borderline socially acceptable for you to hit with your sword. Because it needs to be tested.

when you say back to what you were doing do you mean the bounty hunting thing we where doing or plan find out what the fuck is so special with the glowing rock? Cause bounty hunting go for the goblin, the rock... well we brought it before wizards and they didn't know shit so might as well keeping going for bounties and see if we can't run into someone that might now what the hell the rock does.

>>555075
Well with your brother making sure nothing really terrible happens to you, you could try to get the wizards to fully identify the magic rock. With you there to make sure nothing happens to it. Then we'll have some clue of what to do next. Or they might direct us to someone who can handle such things better than they can.

yeah let's find more out about this magical rock

Hang on a second. Goblin Lady bounty. That's what we were doing!

Lets convince someone to pay us to go wipe out the cult that's been fucking with us.

Rynh 2014/01/06(Mon)10:31 No. 555514 ID: f0418c
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Well, catching insane goblins would make back some of my expenses. So...

Rynh 2014/01/06(Mon)10:33 No. 555518 ID: f0418c
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Stupid goblins! I'm going to foil their daring bank robbery plot and make a bundle doing it. This is more like it! Yaaaaa!

beat up baldy and force them to tell you where their leader is

>>555518
This is the part where we spit fire and dodge

Just remember when beating up the goblins, don't let them slink away. Be a shame to be the only one here when the guard eventually show up. (No really, I was foiling the robbery!).

And don't use your dragon fire. Setting a bank on fire is bad and people tend to want you to repair the damage.

when you block the goblin's knife attack follow it up immediately with a left hook straight to his gut, and don't bother holding back.

Rynh 2014/01/06(Mon)16:36 No. 555602 ID: f0418c
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>>555553
Well, I'll hold back a bit. He's a goblin. If I hit him full force, his ribcage might explode or all his organs will burst. Something along those lines, probably. So, just a tap.

>>555523
Breathing fire for one goblin? I think I got this.

>>555520
He probably won't be able to talk for a while, but I think I can figure it out.

"Alright, Nako. Drop it and give up so I can collect my twenty grand."

"Bullshit! I'm worth way more than that! I mean... I'm not Nako. I'm just a bystander, an innocent one. Don't mind me, j-just go... Go fuck yourself, please."

Oh, hell no.

throw sword at her then charge her while distracted.

>>555602
throw goblin at nako

>>555602
Toss that goblin at Nako then go and rough her up some more before dragging her off.

Well, you're probably worth more than that now, for an additional attempted bank robbery, that should raise the bounty up a decent bit.

Nako, come on now, she's part dragon do you really want to go messing around with dragon fire near... whatever that barrel is? Must not be nice, standing so close to it. Why don't you just get down on the ground, and we promise no fire will be raised.

I'm not actually saying you should use fire for this one other goblin, but the threat is mighty threatening.

Cut the fuse off the keg just in case. See if you can get her to back away in the same swing.

use goblin as projectile, knock out your mark.

throw goblin at other goblin then charge in after you through the goblin and punt the other goblin. Don't kick Nako to hard though as we don't want to run around the building we just punted her over... and try to aim away from windows because breaking into a house just to grab the goblin you punted sounds like a bit of a pain as well.

Rynh 2014/01/06(Mon)21:58 No. 555662 ID: f0418c
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>Throw the goblin
The goblin sails between Nako and the barrel and smacks the wall with his face. I'm sure he'll be fine. Nako throws up her hands.
"I give up."

Well, that was easy. Wait... Shit.

>>555662
"If you light that fuze I'm stuffing you in the barrel."

>>555662

Spew a fireball at the barrel and dive for cover.

I'm pretty sure if that blows up, it's coming out of your pay, make haste and slap that stupid gobbo

>>555662
Eh just get in there and cut the fuse.

>>555666
>>555665
Do these and steal her goggles for good measure. We're going to make a profit dammit don't let some punkass goblins dabbling in explosives ruin that.

>>555664
Don't do that. There won't be enough left to collect the bounty on.

cut fuse, punch bitch in face

Just snatch that match out of her hand.

cut fuse, slap with pimp hand

>>555662
Inhale, deeply.

If dragon breath can make fire, surely dragon breathing in can put out that wussy little match.

>>555747
what, and choke on the match?

Actually that sounds hilarious do that

>>555667
Yeah steal those goggles you need some rad goggles! Then no one can throw sand in your eyes or something! And they will look cool. All cool adventurers need goggles.

"Lady, I am fucking fireproof, you light that up and you just piss me off. Come quietly, cuz if you don't I'm gonna beat you until your own mother won't recognize you."

>>555763
What if Nako is already a better adventurer than us thanks to those goggles, and has tons of shit she's found on previous adventures hidden in her bra of holding?

There's only one solution, we need to tear it off her before she can use any of said items, purely for tactical reasons.

>>555662
Now would be a great time for one of your sneakier friends to cut off or steal the fuse.

Otherwise.. the fuse is pretty long. any amount of time she'd need to get to safety should be long enough to put out the fuse.. of course then she'd have a head start..

where are the others?

Rynh 2014/01/11(Sat)07:14 No. 556561 ID: f0418c
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>rush her
It's a bluff. Who would blow themselves up because they got caught?

Fucking goblins, that's who.

Rynh 2014/01/11(Sat)07:48 No. 556574 ID: f0418c
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Shit! Shit!

The match bounces off the top of that big barrel with the fuze sticking out of it.

>cut fuze
It might not matter if it just blows up immediately, or not at all. Dropping it on the lid doesn't seem like the best way to set this off.

>If dragon breath can make fire, surely dragon breathing in can put out that wussy little match.
If you can breath out stupid ideas when you talk, then you can probably suck up bad ideas from others to make them less stupid. It must be how you restock your supply.

>goggles
I'll worry about that later. Right now I'm staring at this match.

>I'm fucking fireproof
Rocks are pretty fire proof and people blow up rocks all the time, dummy.

Don't explode. Don't explode. Don't explode.

Rynh 2014/01/11(Sat)07:54 No. 556577 ID: f0418c
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Phew... That was the tensest two seconds of my life. Now I can capture all those goblins... Who have run off.

I could go after them full force or be more subtle, I guess.

If you try apprehending these goblins with any of that 'subtlety' or 'caution' crap you are going to end up losing them.
That one just fucking risked blowing herself up just to get away. So you need to go after them with full reckless force!

>go after them full force or be more subtle
Both. Distract them with the big mean dragon-girl in their face while your kobold backup gets them with something more subtle.

Bonus points if your buddies take the explosives the goblins left behind and incorporate them into the trap.

Time to get some revenge for that stupid match trick.

depends, are you going solo on this or is your group helping you out?

Cause if you're working with your group I say you go full force while your to kobolt friends lurk around the sides taking out however they can while trying to remain unseen and have the big guy guard any possible escape routes so none of these little bastards run again and f things get hairy in the fight against the goblins he can always rush in and scare and beat the crap out of the little goblin bastards as well.

>That one just fucking risked blowing herself up just to get away. So you need to go after them with full reckless force!
Actually I'm pretty sure she didn't, all she dropped was a small match on a piece of wood. It's hard for wood to catch fire from such a small source that will last a small amount of time, she would have needed to put paper on top of the barrel for that thing to really catch on fire from that match.

Rynh was safe the entire time from it pretty much. The odds of that thing going off from a single lit match on top of it were pretty nil. I wish I could have told Rynh she was being stupidly afraid of nothing and to go after the running goblins instead, because that thing wasn't going to go off. Rynh, you could have just straight up picked the match off and threw it off the barrel too.

Regardless, if those goblins had enough time to run to a safe distance, you had enough time to run after them to an appropriately safe distance. I really hope you had backup somewhere, like Thodren or something, because running after goblins is a bit of a bitch.

I have no idea how you can be subtle about running goblins, full force because I can't even comprehend a subtle approach.

There's no way they got far in two seconds just book it top speed!

You just stared at a match while your mark got away. Get after them! Follow the trail while it's still hot!

Rynh 2014/01/12(Sun)18:31 No. 557004 ID: f0418c
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I run out to the street after them and meet up with the others.
"Did you get them?", says Jehral.
"Okay, change of plans. We're all going to go get them."
"You said that it was just a few goblins and that you could handle it."
"Well, now we're all going to chase them, because they had bombs."
The goblins are sprinting down the street, but two of them are slowed down by the ass whooping I gave them. As long as we don't lose sight of them, we should be fine.
It'll be good for Jehral and Sika to learn the basics of adventuring; beating people up for money.
"We going to rush them all recklessly like and brutally subdue them, got it? They shouldn't have any weapons, since I kind of kicked their asses. But if they pull something out, just bite the shit out of them. If you need to maim them a bit to not get stabbed, so be it, right? Let's go!"

thodren should get a bonus because of the maze0like quality of streets. minotaurs do that right?

Why are you using your kobolds for cannon fodder instead of trap fodder? Obviously you and the Throden should be the ones charging in, and the short peeps should be the ones getting ahead of them and stabbing them in the back or setting up tripwires or something.

Have Thodren toss you right into the middle of them. Then you don't have to chase them all over.

>>557008
I support this plan
fastball special FTW

have whoever is the quickest beat them down, while the rest of you show up to make sure they don't pull anymore tricks out there ass.

>>557008
Hahaha, that would be kinda awesome.

Just run after them. Tell the others to use their initiative and think of ways to cut the goblins off. Just make sure you spread out in case of more bombs or flammable things.

Rynh 2014/01/18(Sat)11:31 No. 558230 ID: f0418c
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We just keep chasing the goblins for now. No sense bouncing anybody off the asphalt for nothing.
We round a corner to the sound of screeching tires as a cabbage truck weaves down the street, spilling produce all over the road.

"MY CABBAGES!", says the distraught guy who I assume is the truck's owner.

Cabbages get involved when chasing people way more often than they should. I heard the god of fate doesn't like sauerkraut and cursed cabbage merchants with a life of misfortune, but that's probably just superstition.

This might require a new plan.

They've gotta drive to somewhere. Find out where their hideout is.

how common are trucks in this city, I mean the only cars we've seen was the one your dad was working on and this one. Failing that got any ideas where they like to hang out? I mean you found out about a bank they were about to rob it can't be to hard to find out where they live/hang out.

steal the mans turnip truck and chase them.

use your firebending

>>558230
Look on the good side. Their bounty will only go up now! Also the bank might appreciate that their building is almost completely intact and unrobbed. They might chip in towards the bounty too.

You know what they look like. The guy who got his face smashed might need medical aid and to find them you'll just have to ask around for 3 goblins that smell like cabbages.

Rynh 2014/01/21(Tue)14:06 No. 558876 ID: f0418c
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Ha! You seem to think that some stupid truck is fast enough to lose me.
All I need to do is run after them and stop their means of escape. WHO WANTS COLESLAW?!

>"Holy shit!"
>"Da fuck!"

>>558876

Yell out "RULES OF NATURE"

Don't forget this time, Nako is your real target. You just gotta bring her in, don't let the other goblins distract you.

If they try to run this time bludgeon them unconscious with there own severed limbs.

Use your tail or off hand to spike one of those airborne cabbages right into Nako's face.

quick, while they're distracted with cashing, grab Nako

>>558880
Gotta follow the laws of the wild.

But seriously use this opportunity to grab her before she slips away again.

beat her unconscious to be sure she won't run away again because why would you make things easy for someone who's making things hard for you

>>558889
This, with a vengeance. Also, hope your partners catch up soon.

>>558901

With a REvengance, you mean.

afterwards point cabbage man to your dad to fix his truck. give him some business and stuff.

Grab a goblin with each hand, use them as clubs to beat the third goblin.

Rynh 2014/01/21(Tue)19:07 No. 558933 ID: f0418c
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Cabbages are kind of hard, compared to lettuce, anyway. A firm flick of the tail is all it takes to bounce produce off goblin face. Unable to swear properly, she just kind of makes noises and crumples to the ground. Nothing like a bit of mild head trauma to keep someone from running off.

>>558901
I think I can manage on my own for now. I think I have this wrapped up.

>>558907
I think maybe the less attention called to the truck the better. A bit of collateral damage is to be expected, and it's not really my fault. THEY stole it.

So, yeah... I think I'm going to call this one a win.

knock out the cohorts too. and have thodren carry them to the cops so you can collect that bounty.

See about applying trauma to the remaining goblins while the short-bolds tie up your prisoners.

alright time to get some real money for once.

I know this might be a bit soon but what are we going to do after we turn in ms cabbage face here and get the money? Go drinking?

Woot! Roll in your reward money after you get it.

Take her clothes, tie her wrists, and march her to the courthouse naked.

eat your reward money. dragons eat money, right?

Rynh 2014/01/25(Sat)20:26 No. 559517 ID: 7e0def
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I love reward money. I wonder if anything is open this late? I'm going to want a snack after dealing with all the paperwork when I turn her in.

Collect money, stuff face, pass out. That's the best plan.

>"Now that you've had your fun, hand over the stone."

Oh, damn it. This better not be happening now. This is happening now. That same jerkass from before is up on some building trying to look imposing and he's probably going to be really pissing me off in the near future.

"Fuck off. I'm doing something else right now. Come back and be a dick some other time. It's like you're showing up at the worst possible time on purpose."

>"Of course I am. Now hand over the crystal."

ARGH!

>>559517
Uh, NO.

Be ready to dodge. And for your brother to show up to ice this guy.

>>559517

Tell him he's a butt.

Tell him if he doesn't piss off you'll smash the fucking thing and to hell with whatever happens next. If this does turn into a fight though be sure to give Nako a good whack to the head to knock her out so she doesn't run away again

use new sword to slice his ass.

Toss the goblins and the reward collecting to Throden and your kobold peeps. You go pound that guy's face in.

Think about it. Either you kick his ass, or if he's too strong, your asshole brother will step out of the shadow and kill him with a lightning blast the size of a building. Either way, this jackass gets it. It's win-win!

...although, granted, you'd prefer the win that doesn't get your ass kicked first.

>>559517
I gave it to some shapeshifting dragons okay it was really valuable. It's in some hoard somewhere, now buzz off.

shove the crystal up his ass or if you don't have or don't want to use crystal use something similar

yeah, no. fight him instead.

Rynh 2014/02/01(Sat)17:20 No. 560490 ID: 7e0def
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"You guys grab the goblins and go turn them in, then go see if you can find some place that's still open this late and get some food. I'm gonna burn a lot of calories kicking this guy's smug ass."

"Are you going to be okay on your own?"

"Yeah, yeah. Just get out of here. There's probably going to be a lot of collateral damage and I don't want any of you to be part of it."

Once everyone has cleared out, I can deal with this guy. I'm not going to rely on this brother of mine either. He doesn't exactly scream dependable, so I'll depend on myself and I'll have a lot less to worry about.

"C'mon, chump. Take this stupid crystal if you can. We'll see how cool you are when I'm grinding you into the street!"

"Doing this the hard way, are we? You remember what happened last time."

"I remember you ran away. Come on!"

Cue boss battle music.

Remembering what happened last time:
Pretty-boy is quite fast, but not nearly as strong as you. (He seems to like jumping more than strictly necessary, so we might be able to feint and catch him in midair).
He can teleport (which can apparently cut things he has grabbed), so remember not to grab him. He has not used this offensively yet, but if he siddenly disappears he will probably be trying to tele-stab you.
He hasn't used any offensive abilities yet aside from a mediocre melee attack but he probably has more than one magic trick, so have some cover in mind in case he wants to sit up there and lob fireballs like a wuss.

>>560490
Call him a faggot.

okay, try to have a strong footing and let him come to you. be prepared to counterattack 360 degrees. both vertically and horizontally. you need to match his speed, so don't do any heavy moves- stick to blocks and jabs. and hold your breath in case he happens to get close to your face so you can pot roast him with a single sneeze.

and also call him a faggot.

Call him a faggot.

Little offensive capability? He gouged a goddamn line into the street first time we met him. Don't underestimate him.

I say get his back to a wall and knock him into it to stun him so you can finish him off.

>>560506
Oh, right. Forgot about that one. Oops, started rereading a bit too low in the thread. Well, I said "hasn't used any" assuming he had some effectivve attack, just one we had not seen.
So he has what is probably a magic sword, though he used it in only the first of two attacks, which suggests he either can't or is too overconfident to bother with using it repeatedly.

alright so we need to be careful around this guy since he can move anywhere in a blink of an eye making him a bitch to pin down and has some pretty good spells on him. I'd say our best bet would to be to go on the offensive and give him no time to use any of his tricks. The hard part is going to be for us to get close enough to do that though without him teleporting away like a little bitch.

Call him a double-faggot and hope that no sergals show up.

Come on. Give Jehral and Sika the secret kobold handsign or code word for "Set up an ambush down the road". Screw single combat. Ideally you want to lure this guy into an alleyway that has a surprise minotaur, lots of flammable stuff and kobold traps in it.

Otherwise stay mobile. Try to use the terrain and your superior strength to throw various things at him. It would be good if you could throw something he can't stop easily by blocking. Like a heavy bag of thrash, a sandbag from some roadworks or a fuel canister if you can find any. I also don't think he knows about the fire breath so save it as a surprise; Perhaps if you can get him trapped in a tight spot.

>>560771
Seconding this one.

Rynh 2014/02/05(Wed)17:24 No. 561055 ID: 7e0def
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>Secret kobold handsigns
Oh man. That would be pretty cool. I might have to look into that sometime.
I'd rather no get them involved anyway. This guy is actually really dangerous.


>teleports
He's probably just really fast. Sometimes people are just really fast. Maybe I should get stupidly fast at some point. That trick with the sword shockwave thing would be cool too. More stuff to look into.

The things you think about when someone is trying to cut you in half. I guess I should get back to the fighting. Deal with this stuff...

think now would be a good time to hit him with a fire blast?

Rynh 2014/02/05(Wed)22:06 No. 561117 ID: 7e0def
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Instead of worrying about what awesome powers I could have, I'll just use the awesome powers I already have. Like torching this guy before he can even land.

Hopefully he doesn't start any fires. Things usually don't die right away from being horribly burned, so they run right into newspaper kiosks, piles of leaves, bags of burnable garbage, things like that. It's kind of a hazard, but this guy has been a dick all day and I think I'll chance it.

He's a dick with access to magical bullshit, there's a decent chance he's packing a fire protection item. Take advantage of his momentary blinding to attack him from an angle he wouldn't expect.

Follow it up with some more sword action! He can't run and start fires if his legs are cut off.