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526627 No. 526627 ID: edd9f8

This is A Quest.
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No. 526628 ID: edd9f8
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526628

You open your eyes slowly, only to find yourself being brought closer and closer towards a gaping mouth.
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No. 526630 ID: 2baea8

Apply fist to face.
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No. 526632 ID: edd9f8
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526632

>>526630
>Apply fist to face.
You can't, as It would appear you are a sandwich...
Wait, what!?
Oh no. This is wrong. Why are you a sandwich? You were definitely human last time you checked.
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No. 526634 ID: 44e6c8

Use flail wildly to escape
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No. 526635 ID: 0eef61

Fall apart and get all over this dude's lap as FINAL VENGEANCE
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No. 526636 ID: d92f71

>>526635

this. eating last but a few minutes. the humiliation of an adult man spilling food upon his lap like a fucking child lasts a lifetime.
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No. 526637 ID: 28326b

Use struggle. It is ineffective.
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No. 526638 ID: 6ebcc2

Yell at the top of your sandwichy lungs that you are HUMAAAAAAAAAAAN. And kindly request this chap stop trying to eat you, he seems like a gentleman.
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No. 526640 ID: a23afd

>>526632
Scream like a mandrake.
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No. 526642 ID: a5d4fb

Become extremely poisonous
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No. 526646 ID: 44e6c8

>>526638
same
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No. 526648 ID: c95833

Call out for him not to eat you.
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No. 526649 ID: edd9f8
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526649

>>526635
>Fall apart and get all over this dude's lap as FINAL VENGEANCE
You consider falling apart to avoid being eaten, but you don't follow through because you at least kind of value your life.

>>526634
>>526638
>Use flail wildly to escape
>Yell at the top of your sandwichy lungs that you are HUMAAAAAAAAAAAN.
You YELL AS LOUD AS YOU CAN that you are HUMAN, and struggle against your hungry captor.
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No. 526651 ID: 44e6c8

Hungry Captor: Drop sandwich in fear
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No. 526653 ID: 28326b

Sandwich-human: Bite back. Bite your captor's tongue if he sticks you in his mouth.
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No. 526655 ID: a80cbf

Disguise yourself as a small child. Nobody would eat a small child.
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No. 526656 ID: edd9f8
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526656

The man stops moments before taking a bite of you. He stares quizzically at you as you continue to attempt flailing.
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No. 526657 ID: f0e60c

Bite the hand that feeds you to itself
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No. 526658 ID: a80cbf

Tell the man that you think he's cute.
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No. 526659 ID: a23afd

>>526656
Ask him to put you down please, and ask where he bought you because this is fucked up.
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No. 526660 ID: 28326b

Scream at him that YOU ARE HUMAN!
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No. 526661 ID: c95833

Please put me down. I'm alive.
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No. 526662 ID: d01725

Activate ability: LETTUCE MAELSTROM
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No. 526668 ID: edd9f8
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526668

>>526657
>Bite the hand that feeds you to itself
While he is stunned by the fact that you spoke, you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER for trying to eat you.
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No. 526671 ID: c95833

Great. Now instead of possibly being convinced to help you, he's going to try and kill you. Brilliant.
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No. 526673 ID: edd9f8
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526673

Your Hungry Captor drops you, and you instantly feel bad for what you've done.

>>526658
>Tell the man that you think he's cute.
You blush at the thought, but you decide to say it anyway.
"Y-You're kind of c-cute, you know..."
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No. 526674 ID: 28326b
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526674

Human: Realize you are the sandwich's senpai and notice the sandwich.
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No. 526676 ID: a01b62

Now start running away. Or rolling. Or flopping, I guess. Whatever kind of mobility you can achieve.
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No. 526690 ID: a80cbf

Kiss your captor.
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No. 526694 ID: edd9f8
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526694

>>526674
>Human: Realize you are the sandwich's senpai and notice the sandwich.
The man blushes at the compliment, clearly not used to such kind words. Any possible anger from the bite is long gone, and he stares at you lovingly.
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No. 526706 ID: 53253b

Sandwich-human: Wake up from your nightmare.
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No. 526707 ID: c95833

Human and sandwich- proceed with sloppy makeouts.

And the accidental consumption of the sandwich, ruining both their lives forever.
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No. 526709 ID: edd9f8
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526709

>>526707
>proceed with sloppy makeouts.
You pucker your soft, white bread lips, and your captor does the same with his normal fleshy ones, leaning in to meet yours. You hold your breath, waiting for the contact which seems to be eternities away.
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No. 526710 ID: a5d4fb

>>526709
Human: accidentally eat sandwich
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No. 526724 ID: 53253b

Human: eat your sandwich-y lover in a sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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No. 526733 ID: bf54a8

kiss: break the curse
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No. 526751 ID: f0357f

>>526710
>>526724
Human: remember you have bad breath, go use mouthwash or something before kissing.
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