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537343 No. 537343 ID: 9d78a6

You've finally found it. It's the gigantic cookie at the center of the world.

You begin stowing cookies into your rucksack.
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No. 537345 ID: bf54a8

use both hands.
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No. 537347 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743640509.png - (10.26KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537347

You're having a hard time pulling off pieces of the giant cookie so you use both hands.

You now have a cookie.
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No. 537349 ID: cfa78f

Build a car out of the cookie.
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No. 537350 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743699060.png - (11.47KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537350

>>537349
You try to build a car of the cookie. The cookie crumbles under your gargantuan weight. You now have 0 cookies. Fatass.
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No. 537351 ID: cfa78f

Sit down and contemplate where it all went wrong.
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No. 537352 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743732180.png - (14.64KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537352

>>537351
You sit down in your thinking position, pondering where it all went wrong.

You guess it's just the way the cookie crumbles.
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No. 537353 ID: cfa78f

Grab another cookie with both hands and vow that this time, things will be different.
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No. 537354 ID: 0db5cc

Have you considered that the cookie is probably past it's expiry date?
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No. 537355 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743768057.png - (12.65KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537355

>>537353
With renewed resolve, you wrap your adipose-addled hands around a crack in the gargantuan cookie.

You vow that things will be different this time-- or at least, you hope so.

You cradle the cookie in your hands, holding it triumphantly.
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No. 537356 ID: cfa78f

Sit down and carefully lay out the contents of my rucksack, mentally preparing myself for the journey to come.
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No. 537358 ID: 4a20fa

>>537355
Eat the cookie.
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No. 537359 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743802650.png - (12.58KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537359

>>537356

You look at the contents of your rucksack. It contains the only thing you brought for your journey. The cookiephone. It allows you to order things in exchange for cookies.

Sadly, you can't afford any of its cookielicious goods as of yet.

You note that it looks suspiciously like an iPhone.
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No. 537360 ID: 0db5cc

Look at the back of it, there's probably a cookie sticker over an embossed apple. Pfft, cheapos.
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No. 537361 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743815623.png - (9.73KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537361

>>537354

Well. There's only one way to find out.

>>537358
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No. 537362 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743827463.png - (11.70KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537362

>>537361

This is the best cookie you've ever tasted. Wait... Now you have 0 cookies again. Goddamnit!
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No. 537363 ID: 4a20fa

>>537362
Retrieve another cookie.
Never stop this delicious cycle.
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No. 537364 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743840254.png - (11.76KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537364

>>537360


Nope. You don't see it.
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No. 537365 ID: 1fb6ef

Go blind.
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No. 537367 ID: 41690e

What's the cheapest thing for sale on the cookie phone? How many cookies would you need?
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No. 537369 ID: 9d78a6
File 137743981584.png - (12.80KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537369

>>537367

A... A disney glove?
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No. 537370 ID: 41690e

Huh. Why don't you try collecting 15 cookies then, and seeing what it does?
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No. 537373 ID: 9d78a6
File 137744275352.png - (13.88KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537373

>>537370

Fuck, these cookies are really hard to harvest.

All that effort for only 1 cookie.
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No. 537374 ID: 9d78a6
File 137744297927.png - (13.81KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537374

>>537373


...

Oh.

You now have 15 cookies, which you are buried under.
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No. 537377 ID: 41690e

Okay, dig yourself out and grab and eat cookie 16 to assuage your wounded pride as you figure out how your computer is supposed to turn 15 cookies into a glove.
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No. 537378 ID: 0db5cc

gloves are so last season. See if they have any higher fashions in.
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No. 537379 ID: 9d78a6
File 137744340568.png - (18.22KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537379

>>537377

You press the button
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No. 537381 ID: 9d78a6
File 137744355455.png - (16.80KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537381

>>537379

That's a pretty big glove!

Cookies: 0
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No. 537382 ID: 9d78a6

(Guys, is there a less tedious way to do updates with multiple images?)
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No. 537383 ID: 41690e

>>537381
...the glove looks like a headless person! Quick, make a pass at it.

>>537382
Besides just posting multiple images? I suppose you could make a single animated gif, instead. Although that's probably more work than posting in series.
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No. 537385 ID: 9d78a6
File 137744582341.png - (10.80KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537385

>>537383

Umm... A pass?

What?
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No. 537386 ID: d91e82

Is that glove posing? See if you can't order it to get you cookies.

Failing that, try wearing it.
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No. 537389 ID: dbe554

Try and get the hand to grab cookies from the cookie. Make it Work!
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No. 537393 ID: bf54a8

use glove as cookie storage, fill in the hole on the top.
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No. 537481 ID: 0006f5

try clicking the cookie ??????
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No. 537482 ID: e1609c

>>537385
He's saying to ask it out
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No. 537483 ID: ca65fc

>>537385
Make friends with the glove.
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No. 537501 ID: af8414

Both of you, tear off bits of that cookie.
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No. 537509 ID: cad45e

Call your grandma to get her to work and then plan for your future as a cookie space delivery guy.
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No. 537512 ID: 5abf82

Give it a high-five!
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No. 537627 ID: 9d78a6
File 137749026448.png - (18.15KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537627

>>537501
>>537389

Nothing says friendship like hard labor.

Cookies: 9
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No. 537633 ID: 32e092

EAT THEM ALL
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No. 537634 ID: 96c896

>>537627
Alright, while the glove works, what else can you buy with cookies?
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No. 537635 ID: bf54a8

check your pad for next cheapest thing
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No. 537638 ID: 0006f5

dont eat the cookies ! look for what else you can purchase within a few gloveshots
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No. 537641 ID: 9d78a6
File 137749130302.png - (13.58KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537641

>>537379

Is... that a picture of your grandmother?

Total cookies: 12
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No. 537642 ID: 32e092

YOU ARE RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY. EAT ALL THE COOKIES.
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No. 537643 ID: bf54a8

double team it, glove on one side, you on another.
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No. 537644 ID: 96c896

How many cookies can you fit in your rucksack? We need a goal, here. Unless you want to just mine cookies forever.

Can you buy another glove? Help it gather cookies regardless.
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No. 537646 ID: 0006f5

i think our goal should be to get enough cookies to build a car, as initially suggested
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No. 537689 ID: 4a20fa

Don't bother with these smalltimers. Wrap those jaws around the big cookie and gnaw on it for victory.
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No. 537690 ID: 170384

Seriously? http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/
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No. 537722 ID: e1609c

Funny how obvious this is a joke off of Cookie Clicker.
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No. 537730 ID: af8414

>>537722
shhh don't explain the joke dummy
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No. 537732 ID: cad45e

Well what are you waiting for?

It's been ages since you last talked to your granie, shame on you, she get's all alone in the cookie asylum.
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No. 537842 ID: 9d78a6
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537842

>>537732
I-- You don't even want to think about your granny. She's the whole reason you went on the Cookie Quest to begin with.

Total Cookies: 21
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No. 537845 ID: 9d78a6
File 137756832986.png - (12.66KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
537845

You curl up in fetal position. The glove shakes its wrist disconcertingly at you.
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No. 537847 ID: bf54a8

exactly, you get to show her up!
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No. 537849 ID: b58bab

Spin the glove like a drill to break through the outer shell of the cookie and claim the cookie-core as yours!
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No. 537853 ID: 96c896

Stuff your rucksack. Maybe we have enough?
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No. 537856 ID: 41690e

So... what exactly was the problem with your terrifying gran? Be more specific.
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No. 538319 ID: 9d78a6
File 137778181041.png - (26.55KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
538319

>>537856
Everything

Total Cookies: 25

Sorry for no update. I was playing cookie clicker.
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No. 538323 ID: 41690e

Distract yourself from your fears by summoning another glove or two to distract you.
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No. 538337 ID: 96c896

>>538319
Buy a glove to hug until the bad feelings go away.
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No. 538340 ID: c23ab0

Do a dance to work off all that cookie fat.
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No. 538415 ID: a90e6c

>>537690
...aaaand now I've baked nearly 5 trillion cookies.
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No. 538417 ID: 74cac3

Hammer away at that cookie. Grandma needs cookies.
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No. 539185 ID: 32e092

Hug the glove and eat all the cookies.
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No. 539208 ID: d287dd

>>538415
Ha, that's pathetic. I am currently at 258 trillion (with 8 trillion of those being hand-made).
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No. 539218 ID: 9d78a6

>>538323
You don't think this is appropriate employer-worker relations.

Total cookies: 15
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No. 539219 ID: 9d78a6
File 137820917140.png - (10.90KB , 650x500 , cookie.png )
539219

>>539218
Oops forgot pic.
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No. 539222 ID: 9952f5

>>539219
Sue on sexual harassment charges.

Sue it for 3 quadzillion cookies
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No. 539228 ID: 07e3a8

>You don't think this is appropriate employer-worker relations.
They're not employees. They're autonomous waldos. Extensions of your will. You can do whatever you want with them.
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No. 539350 ID: c23ab0

There now, you feel better now.
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No. 539352 ID: 1b3db9

>>539219
Acquire "DYNAMITE", use it on the "CENTRAL COOKIE".

Then acquire "MORE DYNAMITE" until you have enough cookies to order a "BOMB SHELTER". Get inside the "BOMB SHELTER" and order a "THERMONUCLEAR BOMB"....
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