2/3 chirps 2014/02/13(Thu)19:42 No. 562446 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] I'm only here on account that this guy believes I'm something special.

[Ben] u-uh... yes.

3/3 chirps 2014/02/13(Thu)19:51 No. 562447 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Today we are exploring the old Soan-Ann house in the hopes we find a ghost. A brief history lesson, Soan-Ann is an old house that was around during the Renaissance era and was involved in all sorts of gnarly voodoo and devil worship. Throughout it's lifetime mysterious deaths and disappearances have accumulated and so we are here today to find some evidence as to what happened.

[Steel] mhmm... oh my line- YEAH AND LIKE ALWAYS

[Ben]too loud

[Steel] sorry, And like always it's up to the viewers to tell us which rooms to explore. We will be detailing the evidence we find and taking the most eligible suggestion to solve this mystery.

[Ben] Also if you think you have what it takes to solve the mystery we have our phones connected to the Spooky adventure website and can receive messages from there. The first viewer to solve the mystery will get a special Spooky adventure prize!!!!

[Steel] Alright, i'm told that the layout of the floor is on screen, so it's up to the audience to decide just which area we should be sleuthing first.

>input

The old caretaker is pretending the house is haunted so he can drive down the price and scoop up the property later. Watch for annoying kids and a large dog.

Let's get a look at the library. Maybe there's written evidence there.
Avoid long hallways lined with doors on either side, and 60s bands.

*at steel* do you have a tattoo on your rist/lower arm? If how meny days do you have left
*ar ben* look in the closet first

*at both* Also make out with the camera woman!!!

Down into the spooky basement with ye!

There may be clues in the library.

first retrieve backup lantern from writing desk in study for when your flashlight inexplicably goes out

1/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)12:59 No. 562726 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] And as usual we get a few pings before we even start, lets see...

>>562448

[Steel] case closed, lets all go home

[Ben] I don't think it's that easy...

>>562460

[Steel] ...how do they know that...

2/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)13:01 No. 562729 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Do you have a wrist tattoo?

[Steel] I do, and to the other question, I'm not sure but it feels like it's gonna be in the ballpark of around six months.

[Ben] Six months! Well then we should try to use your skills to help us as much as possible!

3/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)13:04 No. 562730 ID: 34cbef
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>>562461

[Steel] eeehhhhh, nahhhh.

[Ben] heh, okay- as we all know on spooky adventures our lovely cameragal has been with us during every step and every episode-

4/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)13:08 No. 562733 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Sydney, say hi to the audience

[Sydney] Hi audience

[Steel] Thanks sydney, damn you people are obnoxiously adorable...

[Ben] I guess that's a compliment

[Sydney] Thankyou steel

[Steel] sure sure

5/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)13:09 No. 562735 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Alright, we have suggestions wanting us to explore the closet, library and basement. We'll start with the closet first since it's right over there!

6/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)13:12 No. 562738 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] So here we are audience, that wasn't too much of a trek, was it? So we'll let our guest do his thing. A quick little bit of info on our guest, he is a hyu... hu...

[Steel] Human

[Ben] Yes, that! And from what he's told me his people are cosmically linked to the after-life. So right now he is channeling his energy around the closet and exploring the area for any ectoplasmic activity

7/7 chirps 2014/02/15(Sat)13:16 No. 562739 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] What I'm told is that it's like casting a net into the water and trying to catch a fish, if he succeeds... ooof... is it me or has it gotten really cold in here?

[Sydney] No, it's cold

[Ben] st-st-steel? brrrrrrr

[Steel] The ghosts don't like me probing around their house, so they are being more... obnoxious, I guess?

[Ben] oooh... brrr, I'd be a little more scared if I wasn't so cold... l-lets ask the audience for what to do next, what do you ....brrrrr ... suggest guys?

>input

>>562739
huddle together for warmth

Hrrm. Sounds like we hit the jackpot boys! Got any method of getting angry ghosts off your back?

>>562739
Smoke them out! (with your cig obv)

Search the closet for hidden doors

>>562739
If they're trying to ward you away from there, there's obviously something of signifigance there. Look for hidden panels, switches.

But please, if the ghosts start throwing shit around, get the fuck out. Don't let this turn into a horror movie.
If it does, steel will die first, most likely. Since, well, y'know Steel.

open the obvious fridge

1/3 chirps 2014/02/18(Tue)16:03 No. 563369 ID: 34cbef
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>>562749
[Ben] We have steel here to work on it.

[Steel] Yep, workin on it

[Ben] Alright, lets get insi- OR NOT CLOSE THE DOOR

2/3 chirps 2014/02/18(Tue)16:04 No. 563373 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] I dunno if going in there would be a great idea at this very moment, lets wait for our ghost buster to take care of-

[Steel] We got a small problem here

3/3 chirps 2014/02/18(Tue)16:05 No. 563374 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] They froze my hand solid

[Ben] Oh crap, I hope one of you out there is a doctor cus I have no idea what to do about that!!

>input

attack flame ghost with ice hand

You want to thaw that hand like NOW! Beyond that, I don't know. Maybe use your cigarette lighter for thawing out that Cold Steel?
Well, that Ghost seems to have a degree of thermal control-it was looked like living flames and made the area around it colder-I think it's collecting all the heat in the area in order to maintain that...
Best thing I can think of is insulated clothing and materials-increase the difficulty of maintaining it's frozen dominion, but that's assuming the ghost's powers work like that.
Unless, yanno, Steel knows something I don't about ghosts and how they work.

Well, I'm not a doctor, but my rudimentary knowledge of biology, physics, and maybe a smattering of 1st aid say that
1. Your hand itself is not in immediate danger - any damage has already been done.
1.a. It's possible that if they froze it that quickly, the ice had no time to form crystals, so your cells may survive. (I may have heard opposing arguments about this.)
2. Having your hand frozen may be dangerous to the tissue immediately adjacent to your hand, as well as kinda bad for your circulation.
3. Either way, once you have time to treat it, make sure to warm your hand gently and evenly, as opposed to sticking it in a fire or anything. Also avoid allowing your hand to hit anything, and don't try to bend your fingers or anything obvious like that.

Bash the ice block against the wall to break it. Then stick your hand into your armpit to warm it up and then go kick that fire ghost into submission.

Well since your hand was probably flash freezed, hope you like a prosthetic hand.

You'd look good in the pirate style.

1/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:41 No. 563680 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Here take a look for yourself

[Steel] hmmmm.... Oooh, I like that one. I'm gonna go with that

2/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:42 No. 563681 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] YATATAAAAAAAA, I'M COMIN FOR YOU FLAMEY

3/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:44 No. 563683 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Goodness, this is intense! Steel has gone in to fight the flame spirit all by himself, i'm almost on the edge of my seat... if I had one.

4/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:44 No. 563684 ID: 34cbef
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[Flame Monster] AHAHAHAAH, I NOW HAVE A BODY

[Ben] AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

5/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:48 No. 563685 ID: 34cbef
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[Sydney] and cut

[Steel] welp, that's another butt down the pooper. You okay over there bud?

[Ben] s-sorry... no matter how many times you do that, I'm just never comfortable. Frackin warlock

[Steel] Eh, nobody ever said controlling the elements was quiet and subtle. Pyromancers have been the flashiest of wizards.

[Ben] Right, well seeing as you are the only one who has the power of a god-

[Steel] it's just the elements, I control the elements only.

[Ben] Of course...

6/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:52 No. 563686 ID: 34cbef
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[Sydney] Uh, j-James? That was pretty intense!

[Steel] well, I guess it was

[Sydney] If you aren't doing anything right now, can you help me get something from the van?

[Steel] eh, sure

7/7 chirps 2014/02/21(Fri)01:55 No. 563687 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] You need help with whatever, sydney?

[Sydney] No no, James and I should have this under control.

[Ben] Mkay, then I'll just add a poll to the site to see if I should keep wearing the adventure pack during the show, that way the audience has something to do during the commercial break instead of watching boring advertisements.

>wear survival pack? Y/N
>input

Wear the what, now?

... what just happened? and what is the survival pack.

It appears we got rused, well guess ghosts and stuff isn't real, gonna kill myself cause all my dreams have been shattered and my worldview is all messed up.

Anyway go get that survival pack, sounds like you can survive with it. I mean surviving is always good i guess.

think it needs to be a bit... flashier. with things sticking out to make it looks stuffed.

That depends-you got any useful devices or something to give you something to do?
I figured you had a large store of useful items and things in there, like the adventuring essentials and what not. If you don't? Just maybe have the next scene you dleaving the pack somewhere or it gets fried by 'the Flame monster'.

Ben's IM 2014/02/22(Sat)20:38 No. 563942 ID: 34cbef
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It's the one I've worn since episode one, It's been heavy and cumbersome because it's filled with all the sensors and ghost gauge. I also keep my laptop in there, but I could always leave that in our van.
So the real question is, should I go without the pack from now on?

>input

>>563942
Keep it, but have it modified with quick-release clasps for MAXIMUM TACTICS.
You get all that endurance training lugging it around, and when shit goes down just drop it and smash some ass

>>563686
Ahh, you fool. Lighting a ciggarette while hitting on her, you're a wizard, and you can't use your thumb for the flame?

If its your look I say stay with it. But maybe trim down the contents a bit and add some quick release straps so you can run quick in case of ghost attack.

1/6 chirps 2014/02/23(Sun)22:26 No. 564075 ID: 34cbef
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>>563946
>>564029

[Ben] Mkay, that sounds alright. I'll go see if there's something that I could drop off in the van. I'll also go see what is taking sydney so long.

2/6 chirps 2014/02/23(Sun)22:27 No. 564076 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] ...what is- DAMNIT WHAT!? No, sydney you better not be-

3/6 chirps 2014/02/23(Sun)22:30 No. 564077 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!?

[Steel] SHIT

[Sydney] Oh, Ben... it's... You see... Uh

[Ben] What the shit Sydney? I thought you and I had...

[Sydney] W-well, see... steel... and the manliness.....

4/6 chirps 2014/02/23(Sun)22:32 No. 564078 ID: 34cbef
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[Sydney] You know what, fuck you Ben. You never had the guts to do what was necessary.

[Steel] heh, sorry buddy.

5/6 chirps 2014/02/23(Sun)22:33 No. 564079 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] buh, wha, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg

6/6 chirps 2014/02/23(Sun)22:33 No. 564080 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Wow, and I really like her too...

>input

how long did you like her? if more then a month before steel got here then... really can't help you, you missed your shot.

That's her loss, bro.Plenty of more.. uh.. c.. cats, in the sea.

Ouch. Not your lucky day at all....Ummm
Hey, at least it's not the end of the world right?

Well then Ben, time to become a super villian. I mean you got the backstory and all.

>>564080
Eh, that sucks, but there's always next time.
All you gotta take from this is that if you dont make your move within a few weeks you are pretty much SOL.

Time to get awesome god-like powers for yourself because clearly that is the only thing Steel has over you and why he gets the girls.

How did you meet Steel anyway? And have you found out how he got his powers?

Wow that was fast o_o I think we should stick with this steel for as long as we can:3

1/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)00:12 No. 564371 ID: 34cbef
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>>564081
>>564085
>>564106
>>564160
>>564162
>>564179

[Ben] eh, thanks for trying to cheer me up guys.

2/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)00:13 No. 564372 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] w-wait... how did you guys see that- I'VE NOT HAD SERVICE THIS WHOLE TIME!?

3/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)00:14 No. 564373 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] What about all that we recorded so far!? ...no recording? But the camera was on...

4/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)00:15 No. 564374 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] uh... wait... huh... so nobody actually saw ... but how did I get... Hello?

>input

you didn't know? we are THE VOICES. or whatever you feel like calling us. we have been jumping from Steel to Steel and their compatriots. we have met two others before this, named by color of tattoo, red steel and blue steel. red is an apartment manager guy that knows kung-fu. blue seemed like a warrior.

So...I guess this means you're haunted? By us? Congratulations!

If it makes you feel better your all quite likley to die now that we have begun watching and controling you.

This is partialy due to us assuming controll of your live's when it enters a intresting/dramatic period, and mostly due to our inate desire to drive your lives into Hilarius situations.

On the subject of green steel he strikes me as something of a duechbag, seeing a guy get his heart broken is one thing, but continueing to screw while said guy who just saw you is about 5 foot away is just duchery.

On that note, please use this moment to get any "Holy crap that stuff ive been faking is real!"/"PLAYTHINGS OF THE GODS!" moments out of the way.

then find some small object's, we will try to manipulate them from our end and, if we can, we shall see what happanes when the fake medium meets actual spirits

*kicks steel in nuts**at ben*steel should now have ball pains:3

>>564402
That is if it works:/

>>564374
Sup.

If we're here, that usually means that the person we're 'attatched' to, you in this case, are likely to take part in very important events.

You think i was joking about the super villian thing Ben?

We are evil ghoasts Ben, and we have chosen you to go full doctor Doom on these bitches. Yes, all ghosts are naturally evil, do not question our methods and get the "coolest"/most "evil" looking suit that you can find/afford.

>>564440
Evil or not, a smart suite needs no excuse.
plus, you know, Erry girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

oh, btw the shenaniggans we will engage in visa vi making steel look like a tool are based purley on his dickish reaction to bieng caught.
the fackt that you didnt act on your feelings is your own fauult son.

Oh boy. You done opened a can of worms son...
Hrrm..:3
*change Ben's fur colour*

...BOO

>>564444
Since when do we have the ability to do anything other than guide our charges, you massive ethereal nerdbomber.

More on target though, HEY. Yyyeaah, we're kinda a bunch of transdimensional ghost things that like to guide peeps like you and a few incarnations of steel there through rough shit.
No idea why we are in charge of you, but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say there's shit about to go down and its gonna suck.
For you, I mean.
We're pretty much immortal.

We are also standing directly behind you.

1/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)21:39 No. 564537 ID: 34cbef
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>>564379
>>564383
>>564445
>>564478

[Ben] you know, that's pretty cool.

2/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)21:41 No. 564538 ID: 34cbef
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>>564386

I just don't wanna think about steel right now...

3/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)21:41 No. 564539 ID: 34cbef
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>>564444

[Ben] Wha-hey! I liked my color!

4/4 chirps 2014/02/26(Wed)21:43 No. 564541 ID: 34cbef
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>>564386
>>564408
>>564474

[Ben] The end of the world sounds like a pretty okay thing, if that's what's going to happen i guess i'd let it...

>input

...would it make you feel better if for the rest of the show we kept pulling fast ones on steel to make him think the house is really hunted while making him look crazy? Or just start messing with both steel and sydney because they are kinda pricks right now?

I mean I know you're sad right now but you have a magic ghost phone, at the very least we can do some whacky shit to distract you from your problems for a bit.

>>564541
*Smack him in the face with the phone*
Oh boohoo the girl you had a crush on but said nothing to is screwing someone else better let billions die boohoohoo
GROW.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.

She is a grown ass woman who learnet the lesson that if you want something you go for it, the fackt that the thing she wanted wasnt you is just tough shit for you.

Now if your done bieng a whiney little testicle, pull on your big girl panties and we will make you a Star.

>>564558
Get ready to prank your friends boyo, cause we're gonna drive them BONKERS!

>>564545

I'm loving this plan here. Let's be zombie goasts.

1/2 chirps 2014/02/28(Fri)10:24 No. 564724 ID: 34cbef
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>>564558
>>564559
>>564545
>>564602

[Ben] Okay okay!

2/2 chirps 2014/02/28(Fri)10:25 No. 564725 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] What do I have to do... to uh... help you guys?

>inpute

>>564725
..Good question, the hell are we doing here?

oh by the way since we know we can affect you physically we might give you super powers at some point to help save the world/because it would be rellay funny. Please use any such powers responsibaly

oh come on don't be like that, we're trying to help you here.

But yeah I figure you guys where planing on continuing the show right? just walk around the house for now so we can see what's in the rooms so we can get some ideas on how to mess with the other two once you guys start filming again.

>>564736
Yeah, tell us the plan for the episode, and we can like, make stuff happen in the same vein as what you had planned, but when Steel isn't causing it. That way, he'll freak out but you can just be like "what?"

It'll be great.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. Now excuse us while we figuratively stretch our ethereal legs.

*lower room temperature*
*Exsanguinate section of wall*
*Create unsettling low moans/chants*
*Create apparition of Renaissance aristocrat*

So what'cha say, ready to scare the shit out of people for fun and profit? You provide the talent, we'll pull special effects. Oh, we'll need to come up with some kind of code to keep the others out of the loop.

Also you might wanna make sure the camera is recording next time, maybe.

>>564846
Perhaps it would be beneficial to set up an antenna or satellite dish to boost the signal so that it may connect to the studio.

However, yes, a script as well as a glimpse of the rooms would help us to help you out. Without the data, we cannot assess our potential.

1/2 chirps 2014/03/03(Mon)16:43 No. 565111 ID: 34cbef
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>>564736
>>564729
>>564831
>>564846
>>564868

[Ben] w-wait... I can't process all that at once... uh.. so, uh, mister machiavelli... wow it's cold in here.

2/2 chirps 2014/03/03(Mon)16:45 No. 565113 ID: 34cbef
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[Ben] Well, we were just going to go from room to room and have him do off the wall things... then blame it... brrrrrrrrrrrrrr- then solve the case attributing the disappearances and murders to a demon. If you want to search the house I guess I can show you, where to first?

>input

library looks closest, lets take a gander in there.

*normalize temperature* Lets try the library.

Is... that all the script is? Steel running around doing action movie stuff? We can do better than that.

Tell me, what do you know about Satanism and Vodou? How about hauntings? Lastly, if we don't find any evidence of occult activity that points to a coherent narrative we'll have to fabricate some. So think, Benny boy; what story should this house tell?

Actually read the comments mentioned, the ghost was made my SHOUTY MC SHOUTSALOT

Not much of a script to go on. I would suggest visiting the Study. There does not seem to be a lot to be done in a library, but a study could have some useful objects.