inspect the room
inspect contents of your pockets

Touch your ears

Examine self- determine species and gender.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)20:54 No. 573151 ID: 8a3a69
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You look around the room. It seems that nothing is special about the room, it appears to simply be a white surface. The room has 4 walls, a roof, and a ceiling.

Your inventory contains nothing.

Pass the time by masturbating

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:00 No. 573153 ID: 8a3a69
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>Pass the time by masturbating

You're not even sort of horny!

That wasn't a pun either, considering that you're a goat. You are a proud, young, male goat who enjoys physical fitness and are considered to be KIND OF STRONG by your friends and co-workers.

You particularly like to headbutt things.

Headbutt the wall cause you love it so much

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:06 No. 573155 ID: 8a3a69
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You're so fucking angry that you decide to headbutt the wall. That seems like the sensible option in this scenario. You raise your arms, getting FUCKING PUMPED for this sweet wall headbutt you are about to deliver.

Suggestion 2014/05/04(Sun)21:08 No. 573156 ID: 19955f
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Rella?

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:10 No. 573157 ID: 8a3a69
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You charge full force into the wall, and...

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:13 No. 573158 ID: 8a3a69
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...you immediately become stuck.

Nice job asshole.

What now?

Twist until you succeed in breaking the wall, or popping free.

Suggestion 2014/05/04(Sun)21:15 No. 573160 ID: 19955f
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Yes we did it

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:25 No. 573161 ID: 8a3a69
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You try your damnedest to pull yourself out of the wall.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:25 No. 573162 ID: 8a3a69
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Until suddenly, you pull a huge chunk out of the wall, falling on your ass.

Hello, what's this?

Panty-Panda 2014/05/04(Sun)21:32 No. 573163 ID: 8a3a69
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You pause the game. Sometimes, people need sleep. This includes you.

[Will return tomorrow, feel free to leave commands.]

>>573162
Stick your face in it.

Adjust your new drywall hat (find an aesthetically pleasing angle) and peer out the hole into space. What do you see?

Panty-Panda 2014/05/05(Mon)18:48 No. 573287 ID: b0f921
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You unpause the game. Time to get back to business.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/05(Mon)18:57 No. 573289 ID: b0f921
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You take the sheetrock piece off of your head and set it aside, because doing anything else would be silly.

You peer out the hole in the wall that you created.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/05(Mon)18:58 No. 573290 ID: b0f921
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Dude, where the hell are we?

Out of shock, quickly try to put the drywall back in the hole.

Jump out of hole or at least throw something out of hole when you get the chance.

Break off a piece of drywall and throw it through to see what happens.

>>573290
CANNONBAAAAALLLL

Panty-Panda 2014/05/05(Mon)20:08 No. 573299 ID: b0f921
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No, no. No. We definitely don't need that.

You try to put the piece of wall back in place, pushing on it hard in your panic. Your overwhelming strength starts to crack the wall.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/05(Mon)20:10 No. 573300 ID: b0f921
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The wall breaks, sending little pieces flying into the space beyond. They do not fall, but instead float outward.

You consider for a moment if you should jump out into the abyss, and for a split second, consider doing a cannonball into it.

But then you realize that you have no idea what is out there, and you don't want to be injured or worse.

>>573300
Alright, just try calling out to see if anyone's out there.

Just be thankful you can still breathe.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/06(Tue)06:41 No. 573334 ID: e9466a
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You are grateful that you can breath, and not really sure how this whole space thing works, but you do know that you seem to be alive.

You call out into the unknown, only to find that your voice does not echo or travel as you thought it would. It makes sense. There are no objects in space for sound to bounce off of, therefore, sound does not travel.

try to cearfully squeeze through the hole and make your way on top of the "box"

>>573334
Well your options are to either stay in the box forever and eventually die of thirst, or leap out into the unknown.

>>573334
I reiterate:
CANNONBAAAAAAALLLLLLL

Well if you can breathe in space and sound seems to actually exist, I would guess that youre in some sort of oxygenated gas cloud.
Welp, I guess if you have to go you have to go.
Also for pities sake don't cannonball, you'll end up in a spin.
In 0G, you don't want to be in a spin.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/06(Tue)12:44 No. 573396 ID: 0a921f
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You realize that you can't just sit here in the room forever, so you try to move on top of the structure. Very carefully, you climb up through the hole.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/06(Tue)12:45 No. 573397 ID: 0a921f
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You make it on top of the box, thankfully with no problems.

Examine the mysterious objects on top of the box.

>>573397
Oh, gravity still works if you stay in contact with the box, that's nice.

Looks like a note and a pen. Check it out.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/07(Wed)07:11 No. 573507 ID: e9466a
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You climb on top of the box to find a box of nails, a hammer, and a bottle of super glue.

That's it?

Uh, try reading the labels, see if they say anything out of the ordinary. And check inside the box of nails- make sure it's actually filled with nails and not something else.

Lets take our flimsy ass cube apart and rebuild it as a cool longboat

Panty-Panda 2014/05/07(Wed)18:09 No. 573548 ID: b0f921
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The box of nails is exactly what it appears to be. A box of fucking nails. What else would it be?

[i keep forgetting his fUCKING BEARD DAMMIT]

Panty-Panda 2014/05/07(Wed)18:12 No. 573550 ID: b0f921
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[Just a thought, if you guys want to check out some of my other art, you can go to panty-panda.tumblr.com. I draw alot of stuff, and I'd really appreciate it!]

>>573507
Take that stuff, start breaking more of the box down and make a spaceship out of it!

Panty-Panda 2014/05/07(Wed)20:39 No. 573566 ID: b0f921
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You don't even know how would start to build a rocket with nails, a hammer, and a bottle of glue. Although, you do entertain the idea for a moment. That would be pretty fucking cool.

But, you still can't find your wallet. This is the main problem, and you have no idea what to do.

Wait. I see the wallet, it's floating above you.

Try to jump towards wallet and grab it.

Panty-Panda 2014/05/11(Sun)19:22 No. 574052 ID: 3943a3
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You have the sudden urge to turn around, and...

HOLY CHRIST THAT'S YOUR FUCKING WALLET!

It floats shyly in the distance, much too far for you to grab. You don't want to jump out and grab it either, because you might just end up floating through space, which would be retarded.

Rip up the cube into pieces, glue and nail them together to make a stairway so you can go up and grab it while standing on solid ground.

Time for Newton's third law. Build a nail powered rocket. Every nail you throw away from your wallet will accelerate you and your floating room towards the wallet.

Panty-Panda 2014/06/08(Sun)18:56 No. 577847 ID: a153d0
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You have a brilliant idea. With a quick jump down from the roof and an even quicker hammer smash and grab technique, you return to the top of the box with a piece of plaster ripped from the wall. There are now two holes in the wall downstairs.

Panty-Panda 2014/06/08(Sun)18:59 No. 577848 ID: a153d0
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You clumsily nail and glue little pieces of the wall together to create a pseudo-bridge. You can now step across and reach the wallet safely.

Welp, grab the wallet. What's in it? Pictures? $7.50? Gift cards? Smashed up Doritos?

Be careful not to fall into the infinite void.