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586753 No. 586753 ID: dc45aa

it's that time again, dear friends

it should be made clear that this image is a lie. i do not have fireball. i have some shit called atomic red that was like $7.25 at walgreens

what the fuck am i doing
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No. 586754 ID: a16dc4

celebrate not being pregnant
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No. 586755 ID: bb78f2

Rap battle some poor DAWG
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No. 586756 ID: 2fd516

>>586753
Bite the nearest living being.
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No. 586757 ID: 4ad6db

giving hurricanes to yr stuffed animals
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No. 586758 ID: 578e0f

fight ayn rand
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No. 586759 ID: 2667e0

use your pregnancy tests to stir ur drinks
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No. 586760 ID: a4850e

BLAST TECHNO
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No. 586761 ID: dc45aa
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586761

i am TOTALLY NOT PREGNANT RN. FUCK YEAH
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No. 586762 ID: dc45aa
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586762

the closest living creature happens to be a SEAGULL, one of my MORTAL ENEMIES. i give him a goood fuckuign chomp
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No. 586764 ID: af1a49

build a small castle out of pregnancy tests taped together. rule ur tiny pregnancy test kindgom
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No. 586766 ID: dc45aa
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586766

T H E C H A L L E N G E H A S B E E N A C C E P T E D, screams the seagull, who is an assshole

fuck. shit. fuck. i have initiated a rap battle but i do not know how to rap
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No. 586768 ID: af1a49

engulf the sea gull in ur secret pocket void, send him to the gender realm
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No. 586769 ID: 578e0f

turn it into a WRAP BATTLE, cook a variety of DELICIOUS WRAPS as a competition against the seagull
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No. 586770 ID: c7350f

Or alternatively, a CRAP battle. Not as delicious as a WRAP battle, but easier when drunk.
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No. 586771 ID: 2fd516

Yo my name's FRACTAL and I'm here to say
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No. 586772 ID: bb78f2

>>586771
that you best stay out of my way
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No. 586773 ID: 24dc7a

You get a stick at beat them over the head with it (the BATTLE), and it makes a rapping sound from hitting their skull like a drum (the RAP).
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No. 586774 ID: dc45aa
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586774

"YO my name is fractal and i'm here 2 say
that u best stay out of my way!
uh ...... uhm. shit"

that was horrible. you people are horrible. this is horrible
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No. 586775 ID: dc45aa
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586775

to distract from my abject failure, i do some quicj thinkng and decide to nail my opponent in the fucking face with a baseball bat

i win bc violence is alwauys the answer
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No. 586777 ID: dc45aa
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586777

jesuss hcrist i think it's dead
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No. 586778 ID: af1a49

hide the body b4 his seagull friends find u. give it to the local cat gang
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No. 586779 ID: 1a0172

resurrect the featherbeast through Illegal Gender Necromancy
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No. 586780 ID: 5b079c

quick call the vet

and the cops

turn yrself in
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No. 586781 ID: 53abfc

use the dead seagull as decoration, to warn other seagulls what happens when they fuck with you
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No. 586782 ID: 07463b

>>586777
Time to escape the crime scene.
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No. 586783 ID: 2667e0

cremate the seagull and eat its ashes
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No. 586784 ID: 5ca6a3

pick it up and throw it at the next cloesest living person as a show of dominance
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No. 586785 ID: dc45aa
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586785

you people are so fucked up what the ghell is wrong with al l of you
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No. 586786 ID: dc45aa
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586786

i kick the seagull body under a dumpster like aNORMAL FUCKING PERSON and prepaore to leave the crime scene
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No. 586787 ID: 5ca6a3

it's too late the seagull cops are here
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No. 586788 ID: ef47e2

keep walking
if he tells you to stop or does something seagully hit him and throw him in the dumpster too.
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No. 586789 ID: 2fd516

>>586786
ACT CASUAL

Also flip the bird to the bird.
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No. 586790 ID: ef7fd2

>>586786
do a triple-backflip off at LEAST three walls, land on the bird's back, and TAME THAT GIANT MOTHERFUCKER into your own personal slave0mount, complete with badass leather apocalypse armor
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No. 586792 ID: 5ca6a3

pull out your skateboard and ride away all rad like
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No. 586793 ID: cc08c7

The bigger seagull knows what you did. THEY ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
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No. 586794 ID: 07463b

ABORT!
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No. 586795 ID: dc45aa
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586795

i try 2 play it cool but the seagull is like H A L T Y E H E A R T L E S S S P I L L E R O F M I N E B R E T H R E N S B L O O D. what an ASSHOLE
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No. 586797 ID: dc45aa
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586797

i can't do a backflips but i jut kinda. hup. up we go. here i am

the saegill is surprisinglty okay wit h it. i think maube he just needed someone to lvole
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No. 586798 ID: bfc709

only option is to kill every seagull forever
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No. 586799 ID: 07463b

>>586797
Hug him to show your love.

NOW RIDE YOUR STEED INTO BATTLE
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No. 586800 ID: f839a9

Now fly! Fly like an eagl- okay, like a drunk girl riding a giant seagull. Whatever.
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No. 586801 ID: 2fd516

>>586797
Fly and do battle with the crows down the street.

Or maybe show off your sweet seagull mount to your friends.

Or maybe take it to the beach to harass people trying to eat hot dogs.
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No. 586802 ID: cc08c7

RIDE YOUR STEED INTO THE NIGHT LIKE THE NEVERENDING STORY
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No. 586806 ID: cff18e

fly the seagull to a strip club and tip generously
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No. 586809 ID: 40935b

Get french fries. mmmm french fries.
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No. 586810 ID: 5ca6a3

fly to a strip club and tip generously but also do a barrel roll
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No. 586825 ID: bb78f2

Beware of flying whales having sex above you
That's a thing to worry about when you're drunk flying.
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No. 586830 ID: 4ad6db

do u have ur drunk flying liscense
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No. 586923 ID: f974bd

fly to a strip club iN HELL and eat a melon
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No. 586967 ID: e31ca1

go to a stripclub together in loving companionship!
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No. 587274 ID: 90f357
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587274

the general consensus is that i go 2 a strip club so that sounds good. i try to do SICK TRICKS on the way over but the eseagull is like no. what an asshole.

a stripclub is a stripclun, idk why ppl are so obsessed w these things. woo, look at all these girls who don't give a shit about me and just want to hgo homee
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No. 587276 ID: ef7fd2

>>587274
Unacceptable. Show these nerds how it's done FRACTAL STYLE: with all the clothes on and an incredible amount of alcohol flooding your veins.
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No. 587278 ID: 2667e0

sell ur seagull slaves and give the proceeds to the dancers
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No. 587280 ID: bfc709

ride the stripper home. ask for a piggy back ride
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No. 587283 ID: 186341

Take a pole and fashion it into a magic staff
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No. 587286 ID: 68e767

time to get SWOLE. do some sideways pull ups on those stripper poles.
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No. 587289 ID: cc08c7

Fractal. What if the strippers ARE seagulls? OPEN THE FIRST SEAGULL STRIP CLUB.
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No. 587290 ID: 90f357
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587290

i sell my seagull mount and make it rain. the strippers are not impressed. thsi is awful

[anitmatesd]
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No. 587291 ID: 4ad6db

show off the tits mcgee bra. i mean what better place.
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No. 587296 ID: 2fd516

>>587290
Buy the strip joint and teach them how to REALLY dance.
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No. 587297 ID: bfc709

GET A PIGGY BACK RIDE HOME FROM A STRIPPER. TIP GENEROUSLY
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No. 587299 ID: cc08c7

Check dollar bills for signs of Illuminati.
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No. 587308 ID: f839a9

Burn the place to the ground. You'll teach them to not be impressed. Dance in the ashes.
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No. 587310 ID: 5ca6a3

Give the finger to the dollars due to their obvious linkage to the illuminati
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No. 587630 ID: 4ea91d

destroy any assholes catcalling the strippers. rise to a higher state of being and squaaaak indignantly to summon yr seagull army
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No. 587690 ID: a1094a

The seagull is distraught that you would sell it without hesitation for a stack of bills to impress a bunch of strippers.
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