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614600 No. 614600 ID: 189a54

You are SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. CORPORATE BOSS fired you and took your girl. Now, you're out for revenge.

You've returned to CORPORATE CITY. CORPORATE BOSS doesn't know you're here. You have THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS on your side; what will you do now?
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No. 614601 ID: 330ce5

Summon the elves!
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No. 614602 ID: 6cb462

Call Jesus, tell him you are now in position.
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No. 614605 ID: 4c088a

Summon yourself a one horse open sleigh to travel in.
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No. 614610 ID: 2ec61a

call upon the tales of Christmas, such as your great general the nutcracker.
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No. 614622 ID: 189a54
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614622

>>614601
You haven't been on good terms with the elves for a while...not since your DARK EMOTIONAL PAST....
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No. 614623 ID: 189a54
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614623

>>614605
You summon OLD THUNDER.
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No. 614626 ID: 534cc4

>>614623
Oh god yes, so much yes.
But do you have the SWORD OF CHRISTMAS?
CHAAAARGE!!!!!
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No. 614627 ID: 189a54
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614627

>>614602
>>614610
You get your wingmen on the phone.

CRACK-
>"SOC, how's it going down there?"

You-
>"JESUS. CRACK. I'm in position."

JESUS-
>"Dude, that's sick. Okay, so here's the deal..."

JESUS tells you that CORPORATE BOSS has gotten influence here since your DARK EMOTIONAL PAST. To get to him you must take down the three CORPORATE MINIONS.

CRACK-
>"You got a whole CORPORATION to fight, SOC. BUT I GOT YOUR BACK."

The two of you would fist bump but you're on the phone.

JESUS-
>"So I'm sorta all-knowing and shit, so if you wanna get some deets on any of the CORPORATE MINIONS I can help."
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No. 614635 ID: 534cc4

>>614627
I want info on the minion named 'minion two'.

Also does CORPORATE BOSS have your Christmas sword ordo you have it?
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No. 614653 ID: 189a54
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614653

>>614635
You ask JESUS for info on MINION TWO.

JESUS-
>"Hmmm, MINION TWO...he runs the CORPORATE CITY imports and exports and he's behind those frigging unreal shipping prices on presents. His base is down by the CORPORATE DOCKS."

CRACK-
>"A good first hit, yeah? Say the word man, let's do this bitch!"
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No. 614656 ID: 189a54
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614656

You unsheathe the BLADE OF CHRISTMAS. It's the one thing besides OLD THUNDER that's left from your DARK, EMOTIONAL PAST. It will be the sword that strikes the COPRORATION.

You rev up your sleigh and steel your nerves. Will you go after MINION 2 first?
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No. 614664 ID: 534cc4

>>614656
Hellllll YEEEEEEE.
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No. 614680 ID: 330ce5

Let go get them!
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No. 614859 ID: 189a54
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614859

>>614664
>>614680
You rev up OLD THUNDER and take off.

The CORPORATE CLOCK TOWER rings in the distance. You're remindedthat CORPORATE BOSS will be leaving the city at the end of Christmas Day; you don't have much time.
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No. 614860 ID: 189a54
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614860

What is this?! A SHADY VEHICLE starts tailing you! Your CHRISTMAS SENSE tells you that this guy's up to no good...what do you do?
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No. 614862 ID: 534cc4

Use the POWER OF CHRISTMAS to make a blizzard behind you, causing it to crash!
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No. 614863 ID: a19cd5

>>614860
Hulk the fuck out, do a triple-backflip off your bike onto his head and start steering him around while clinging onto his back like a total badass
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No. 614864 ID: 6cb462

flip him/her off
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No. 614866 ID: 189a54
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614866

>>614862
>>614863
>>614864
In a perfect CHRISTMAS COMBO, you leap from OLD THUNDER in a triple backflip!

You have no hands, but you give the SHADY DRIVER the SPIRIT FINGER!!

While he reels from the SPIRIT FINGER, you will a CHRISTMAS BLIZZARD into existence!!!
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No. 614868 ID: 189a54
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614868

You land on the SHADY VEHICLE and force it into the CHRISTMAS BLIZZARD. Placing the BLADE OF CHRISTMAS at the SHADY DRIVER's neck, you demand answers!

SHADY DRIVER-
>"What are youse, crazy?! Calm down guy, calm down!"

But you recognize the model of the SHADY VEHICLE, now.

It's a later model of OLD THUNDER.

It's a CORPORATE SPY! As you two speed through the snow, you think of what should be done!
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No. 614906 ID: 534cc4

>>614868
Will ice to form on his tires! Throw condensed snow based projectiles!
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No. 614910 ID: 6cb462

When you reach the clock tower, disguise yourselves as Christmas carolers. When they have their guards down, freeze them.
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No. 614982 ID: 5f402f

>you don't have much time
You have all the time you need. The powers of Christmas will allow you to visit every place you need to before the night is over.

Of course, the 'gifts' you'll be delivering will be a little different than usual...

>It's a CORPORATE SPY
Capture him, and ship him off to crack to guard, and use him to send false information to his corporate masters.
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No. 615000 ID: 189a54
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615000

>>614906
You encase the tires in CHRISTMAS ICE, causing it to stop instantly OH GOD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
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No. 615007 ID: 189a54
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615007

CORPORATE SPY-
>"Geeze Louise, you're crazy! You coulda killed us, ya spastic!"

>>614910
You look around, but you got disoriented in the CHRISTMAS BLIZZARD. The CORPORATE CLOCK TOWER is nowhere nearby, looks like...
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No. 615014 ID: 189a54
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615014

>>614982
Ooh, that's a cool line. You remember that different gifts bit to use sometime.

You get CRACK on the phone again and tell him that you've caught a CORPORATE SPY.

CRACK-
>"Sick, man! Send him over, I'll get him doing some little jobs for us in no time."

With THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS, you poof the CORPORATE SPY to CRACK. Turning, you see you still have your CHRISTMAS LUCK....
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No. 615022 ID: 189a54
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615022

You've landed right in front of the CORPORATE DOCKS.

There looks to be two CORPORATE SPIES keeping watch outside MINION TWO's base. Behind it, the S.S. CORPORATION, CORPORATE BOSS's FLAGSHIP, sits in the water. What will you do?
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No. 615565 ID: 189a54
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615565

The CORPORATE CLOCK TOWER rings again!

Oh no! With Christmas over, THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS leaves you for the year!!

The S.S. CORPORATION blasts off from the CORPORATE DOCKS. As it sails for SECRET CORPORATE ISLAND, you can hear CORPORATE BOSS laughing from the deck.

CORPORATE BOSS-
>"GYAHAHAHAHAH! TOO LATE, SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!! CHRISTMAS IS MINE ONCE AGAIN!!!"

You couldn't make it in time! It seems like your mission has failed...

Until next year...!

~END~
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No. 615566 ID: 01f35a

Twist, the tower is early and you got plenty of time. Now go and get him.
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