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615752 No. 615752 ID: a32d59

HELLO *TGCHAN.* I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR AS YOu ASSHOLES CALL THEM. *QuESTS.* WHICH IS A STuPID NAME FOR GAMES. BuT I DON'T REALLY CARE.

THIS IS HOW THE QuEST BEGINS. THIS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER. OR *PROTAGONIST.* HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT. AND BADASS. AND OVERALL. JuST A PRETTY FuCKING AWESOME GuY. BuT RIGHT NOW. HE IS STuCK IN HIS ROOM. WHICH IS BORING. AND STuPID.

WHAT SHOuLD HE DO. TO AMuSE HIMSELF?

NOW IT IS YOuR TuRN. TO SAY WHAT HE DOES. BuT IF YOu PICK SOMETHING. TOO FuCKING STuPID. WHICH YOu PROBABLY WILL. BECAuSE YOu'RE ALL. COMPLETELY FuCKING WORTHLESS. I'M JuST GOING TO IGNORE YOu. SO IMPRESS ME.

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No. 615756 ID: a32d59

Look around, are there any exits?
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No. 615762 ID: 13c4a5

Summon Cthulhu
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No. 615767 ID: 742b4a

>>615752
>can draw lines at an angle
IMPOSTOR.
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>>615762
WHAT THE FuCK. IS A *CTHuLHu?* OH MY FuCKING GOD. THAT WAS FuCKING STuPID. TO EVEN TYPE. IF YOu AREN'T GOING TO BOTHER. uSING ACTuAL REAL WORDS. THEN DON'T GIVE THE PROTAGONIST. ANY SuGGESTIONS AT ALL. IDIOT.

>>615767
I HAVE BEEN IMPROVING. AS AN ARTIST. I WOuLD THANK YOu FOR NOTICING. IF THE CONCEPT OF GRATITuDE. WASN'T COMPLETELY AND uTTERLY HORRIBLE. AND ALSO. IF YOu DIDN'T JuST INSuLT ME. RuDE.

>>615756
YES. AS YOu CAN CLEARLY SEE. IN THE ORIGINAL DRAWING. THAT ACCOMPANIED THE FIRST POST. THERE IS A LADDER. BEHIND THE PROTAGONIST. HERE IT IS AGAIN. IN MORE EXQuISITE DETAIL. SINCE YOu APPARENTLY DIDN'T NOTICE IT THE FIRST TIME. ARE YOu EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?

AT THE TOP OF THAT LADDER. THERE IS A DOOR. LEADING TO THE ROOF. THAT IS THE ONLY EXIT IN THE ROOM.
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No. 615784 ID: db83ac

...Seriously, CB? Seriously? *Sigh* Take the ladder apart, check for items inside the ladder, look around the room for items to analyze and/or store in your inventory, and then put the ladder back together and use it on the door and get out of the room.

Your game is stupid, Cali. So we'll play stupid.
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oh, wonderfUl. this is exactly what i wanted to wake Up to. as if it weren't bad enoUgh that yoU've been harassing my friends, now yoU've decided to spread the misery to this poor, UnsUspecting image board. yoUr art is terrible, and yoU really shoUldn't be insUlting yoUr readers, love. i sUppose i shoUld be impressed that yoU've decided to do something prodUctive with yoUr time, bUt this is jUst silly.

as long as i'm here, i sUppose i really oUght to extend a more formal greeting. hello, tgchan! it is a pleasUre to make yoUr acqUaintance. i'm jUst here to keep an eye on things, i sUppose. who knows? perhaps i'll even do a bit of sUggesting on this travesty of a qUest myself! ~u^
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No. 615858 ID: 81960a

Check room contents for any stuff that isn't utterly useless.
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No. 615864 ID: c5b0dd

Squawk like a bird and shit on your desk.
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No. 615933 ID: 742b4a

>>615864
This.
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>>615799
OH HELL NO. TGCHAN. I COMMAND YOu. TO DISREGARD ANYTHING THAT IS SAID. BY THIS uSER. IT IS. VITAL TO THE QuEST. THAT YOu IGNORE HER.

>>615864
>>615933
THAT'S DISGuSTING. AND NOT EVEN. THE *GOOD KIND* OF DISGuSTING.

>>615858
THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS. THERE IS A RIFLE. AND ALSO. A RED JuJu CHEST. AND A COMPuTER. AND A LOT OF RAW MEAT. AND CANDY. ALSO. A BOX OF SPECIAL STARDuST.

THERE IS ALSO. A LOT OF GARBAGE. WRAPPERS AND SHIT. ALTHOuGH THAT QuALIFIES. AS uSELESS.
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>>615784
THE PROTAGONIST DESTROYS THE LADDER. WITH HIS POWERFuL CLAWS. INSIDE THE LADDER. HE FINDS. A KEY. WHAT THIS KEY OPENS. WILL BE A MYSTERY. THAT WILL PROBABLY COME uP. LATER IN THE QuEST.

HE PuTS THE LADDER BACK TOGETHER. AND CLIMBS OuT. AND GOES TO THE ROOF.

ALSO. SHuT uP. MY GAME IS AMAZING. YOu JuST HAVE. TERRIBLE TASTE.
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No. 615956 ID: 13c4a5

Go find a door then, but you probably won't find one that works. So might as well just draw on the walls, like any crazy person would. This is because sanity is overrated!
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No. 615997 ID: db83ac

Jump off the building and land with mad skillz.
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