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622474 No. 622474 ID: 9ec55f

You wake on the moist cave floor. You (big surprise) can't remember anything about yourself or the place you are currently in.
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No. 622475 ID: 9ec55f
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622475

You rise up and survey your immediate surrounding. You can see remnants of a decimated party of heroes. They all look like complete dorks.

What should you do?
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No. 622476 ID: 5869f6

Jesus Christ,looks like you got totally fucking wiped! Loot the bodies. Hell, they'd do the same if they were breathing.
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No. 622477 ID: 30326f

LICK THE PURPLE STUFF! What could go wrong?
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No. 622479 ID: 9ec55f
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622479

>Jesus Christ,looks like you got totally fucking wiped!
Jeez I sure do hope this guys weren't my friends.
>Loot the bodies.
Oh well, it's not like they will need it any time soon.

You obtain:
a Dagger
a Broken sword
a Magic wand
a 100 gold coins.

You decide to not touch the rest of their gear drenched in purple stuff [yuck].
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No. 622480 ID: 46df9e

Is the man on the stalagmite in his under pants? It would appear last night you got wasted at a party then people at the party formed a party and went to raid a dungeon. Any idea what you were in the party? You don't look very clericy and the guy to the right is obviously wearing his wizard's cape and hat. Is the armored gnollish looking guy a monster or was this one of those progressive parties that let's in things that are classically considered monsters?
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No. 622481 ID: 9ec55f
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622481

>LICK THE PURPLE STUFF! What could go wrong?

It's tastes like blood.

You obtain status effect: AIDS
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No. 622482 ID: 30326f

Aw shit... Hopefully there is a spell to cure that. Anyway, continue to the right like you would in any video gam- I mean, real life situations!
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No. 622483 ID: 46df9e

Oh it's just a helmet at a weird angle, from afar I thought he had a snout. So that would be the fighter so I guess by process of elimination you are either a cleric or a redundant class. Since nothing is here killing you I guess whatever killed these guys left, any idea which direction it or they went, wouldn't want to go that way for certain.
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No. 622487 ID: 9ec55f
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622487

>Is the man on the stalagmite in his under pants?
It would appear so. You wonder for a second about your own clothes... but only for a second.
>Any idea what you were in the party?
None what so ever.
>by process of elimination you are either a cleric or a redundant class.
You assume that you are a cleric.

You class allocation is now - Cleric?

You unlock new skill: fake healing (heals 0HP)
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No. 622488 ID: 9ec55f
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622488

>Anyway, continue to the right like you would in any video gam- I mean, real life situations!
You proceed to the right.
You approach big hole on the wall. You also spot a large chest made of the dark wood next to it.
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No. 622490 ID: fef726

Toss the corpse of the wizard at the the mimic. See how it feasts on the corpse.
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No. 622494 ID: 30326f

Stick your hand in it. What could go wrong THIS times?
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No. 622495 ID: 46df9e

Yeah, that's either a mimic or someone's been stashing bodies there. See the blood oozing out of it, you want nothing to do with that chest.
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No. 622498 ID: 441476

>>622488
Arguably you could be the party's rouge. You're wearing unassuming, nonrestrictive clothing and you outlived your more outlandish allies.

Double check clothing for hidden pockets.
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No. 622566 ID: 8625c4

Cast Fake Healing on the party!
There's no telling what might happen.

Also, what's to the left?
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No. 622608 ID: a19cd5

>>622488
>Going right
No no, you go LEFT first to find hidden secrets just past the level scroll!
Come on, it's like you don't even play video games right!
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No. 622614 ID: d958ad

>>622488
What's in the hole?
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No. 622629 ID: 9ec55f
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622629

>Cast Fake Healing on the party!
There's no telling what might happen.

You cast the [1lvl fake healing].
Each member of the decimated party regains 0hp.
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No. 622630 ID: 9ec55f
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622630

>Double check clothing for hidden pockets.
You are not sure you even have a regular pockets

>Toss the corpse of the wizard at the the mimic. See how it feasts on the corpse.
You toss wizard on the chest. Dead bodies are the best way to check for traps.
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No. 622631 ID: 9ec55f
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622631

You sure do hope this guy wasn't your friend. The vicious mimic chomps on the dead torso. A small iron key fell out of his gaping mouth.
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No. 622632 ID: d958ad

>>622631
Steal the key while the mimic's busy. Then go left I guess, unless there's something of interest in the gaping hole.
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No. 622633 ID: 9ec55f
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622633

>Steal the key while the mimic's busy.
You nab the key while mimic is busy.

You obtain:
a small iron key
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No. 622634 ID: 9ec55f
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622634

>Then go left I guess, unless there's something of interest in the gaping hole.
You take a peek inside gaping hole. You can see smaller cave with another chest next to a neat pile of bones.
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No. 622635 ID: 30326f

Wear the bones like a bad-ass! Become a demon skeleton! Just kidding, grab the dude on the spike and chuck it at the chest. This one could be a mimic too!
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No. 622637 ID: 9ec55f
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622637

>grab the dude on the spike and chuck it at the chest. This one could be a mimic too!

You use another dead body check for traps. Nothing happens.
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No. 622638 ID: 9ec55f
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622638

Wear the bones like a bad-ass!

You equip [neat pile of bones]

You unlock new class allocation - Bone Warrior

You unlock new skills:
Bone strike (deals medium dark damage)

(animated)
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No. 622644 ID: fef726

Use small iron key on chest.
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No. 622645 ID: 30326f
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622645

Don't open the chest! Maybe the body is there because it got it's face melted off like in "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!
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No. 622646 ID: 95a470
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622646

>Don't open the chest! Maybe the body is there because it got it's face melted off like in "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!

Good point such arrangement is never a good sign. You decide to avoid potential face melting and move back to the place where you woke up. You think the only other way to go now is to the left.
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No. 622648 ID: 9ec55f
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622648

You go left and soon path splits in two. You can see a faint flickering light coming form a right path.
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No. 622649 ID: f61b8d

Hmmm. I notice it looks like somebody walked through...waaaait, a minute, the armored guy got up and took the left path! ...uh, man, were these guys your friends or not? In any case, you, uh, might not want to surprise him, looking like that.

...

Ok, take off the bones, temporarily, and follow him. If he tries to shiv you, put the bones back on, I guess?
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No. 622650 ID: 30326f

Keep the bones, and don't go down there just yet. Keep low to avoid getting spotted and watch from here. It might be a evil wizard or something casting a spell.
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No. 622651 ID: 95a470
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622651

>Ok, take off the bones, temporarily, and follow him. If he tries to shiv you, put the bones back on, I guess?
You take off your Bone armor and return your class allocation to [Cleric?].
You follow the blood trail through the left path. You see a figure in heavy armor akwardly walking down the tunnel, next to the set of rail tracks. Your light footstep kept you from being detected (for now).
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No. 622655 ID: 30326f

Throw dagger at him like a badass! No one escapes on your watch!
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No. 622660 ID: a18f15

Sneak after him. Where does this dead body think it's going?
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No. 622662 ID: f61b8d

>>622655
But he might have been our frieeeeend.
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No. 622676 ID: 8625c4

>>622651
Shout CAVE IN!!!
Then follow the people to the exit, it important to have an escape rout.
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