Oh, and it's a /tg/station 13 build. No cattebeests in my spacemans!

Rinoka Digammar, the Male Robutticist

Grill.
Name: Sandra Klumancy.
Job: Roboticist.

Her holiness, Elpis Lidija Milligan, female Chaplin to the sinners and heathens of this flaming wheel in the heavens.

>>640071
Fuck if I know for name w/e

Dude

Chemist so we can make those sweet ass drugs

Edmund Frieger
Chemist
Boy

Myra Grey, female detective.

Welp. I must maintain gridlock.

Sandra Rinoka Elpis-Frieger Lidija Milligan Digammar Klumancy the fifty-third*

Female Chaplin and Psychopomp. Sosciopomp. Economopomp.
She pomps stuff.



*notincludingclones

Dindu Nuffin the Assistant. The rest should be pretty self evident

Jeckle Yomgroff
Male
Clown

Male
Tera Mato
Shaft Miner

Dale Thornton
Male
Botanist

iku-kullervo
bartender
boy

Name: Dr. Bees
Job: Apiculturist

Johnny Tubonni
Station Engineer
Male

Gender: Male
Name: Mime Statue
Job: Mime

Name: Asswipe the Buttlord
Gender: boy
Job: clown
~OR~
Name: Arnald Jabor
Gender: boy
Job: Head of Security

Name: Janitor
Occupation: janitor
Dislikes: the new male nurse
OR
>>640194
Miles Manners, just your average wasp themed super hero by day.
OR fuck it
Roger wilco space janitor

Righteous Brioche
Male Chemist

Konstantin Wolfe, Male Security Officer.

Zooky the Rabid, Bloodthirsty Clown and Massage Therapist

Clown

Boy

>>640378
Never mind, just saw the Roger Wilco suggestions. Going with that.

now that we have a LOT of suggestions I'M GONNA ROLL THIS SHIT

>>640098
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
Jeckle Yomgroff
Male
Clown
IS OUR CHARACTER

WILL START THE FIRST POST SOON(TM)

>>640718
so avoid security at all cost for any crime that no one knows who done it as they will always blame the clone... with the exception of a virus breaking lose.

POST 1 Iamgoofball 2015/05/15(Fri)19:25 No. 640731 ID: 72683c
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You arrive on the station along with 2 other crewmembers. You are the clown. Your name is Jeckle Yomgroff.

What do you do?

ACTUALLY POST 1 Iamgoofball 2015/05/15(Fri)19:26 No. 640733 ID: 72683c
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You arrive on the station along with 2 other crewmembers. You are the clown. Your name is Jeckle Yomgroff.

What do you do?

>>640731
aha whoops totally didn't attach the wrong image

HONK the purple guy.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cx2d6nbfkcxm204/BoxStation%202015-01-18.png

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Locations
^ is a list of locations for "GO TO x location" commands

make sure to drop a steady stream of banana peels behind you no matter what.

Oh? you came in with a botanist? That's wonderful, try to get on their good side and have them start planting bananas so you can always have a steady stream of them coming in. If we can make friends with the chef as well we could also get a steady stream of pies for those really high class gags.

PART DOS Iamgoofball 2015/05/15(Fri)20:23 No. 640759 ID: 72683c
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You honk your bike horn at the Assistant. He continues staring at the wall, a lifeless look in his eyes. It's like he's not alive at all, yet he is standing there.

You drop a banana peel, and strike up a conversation with the botanist, who is definitely alive.

"Yo, you got any weed, man? I need to roll a joint." Says the botanist.
You could
>CHECK INVENTORY
to check what you have in your inventory.


What do you do?

give him a banana, it's a plant. sorta.

Have we got any explosive cigars?

This fine man needs something only we can give him; laughter. So let's tell him a joke.

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
Double jointed.

PART TRES Iamgoofball 2015/05/15(Fri)22:23 No. 640792 ID: 72683c
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You check your inventory, and it does not contain any explosive cigarettes. You think you can make some in the future, though.

You hand him a banana. He smiles and says thank you. He proceeds to roll up the banana, peel and all, into a joint, lights it with a cheap green lighter, and places it in his mouth.

You proceed to tell him a joke about double jointed botanists. He laughs, and takes another puff on his joint. "Totally radical story, dude! Listen, I could hook you up with some groovy joints if you want. But I'll need a pretty bodacious favor." He says, and takes another puff on the joint.

What do you do?

One HONK for yes, two HONKs for HONK HONK

>>640792
as long as he can grow some more bananas for you your in. Could be fun and if not we'll make it fun.

steal captains id

>>640792
Are we the traitor?

Also say yes, and ask him what the favor is, then ask for decent access to complete said task.

sorry about the delay folks, some EYE ARR EEL stuff came up.