The Prideful Peacock.

Whorish hummingbird. The tiniest itty bitty little slut the world has ever seen.

Peacock

The priest

Hummingbird.

u no we gotta go w/ the hummingbird hun

Raging Rabbit

Changin' me vote for the whorish slut.

humma humma hummingbird

Groundskeeper 2015/05/24(Sun)12:09 No. 642686 ID: a2b630
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The Sin of Lust is on of heavy weight, and heavier judgement, be it from oneself or from those around it. This sin suffers the most misidentification and misdirection in the eyes of others, often due to the many ways lust can apply to more than sexual situations. Perhaps it is less a sin, and more a tragic subversion of Envy, in some cases, but that is only for God to judge. It may or may not apply here at all.

Is this the sinner you choose to save?

>Is this the sinner you choose to save?
Right. Save. We'll totally be doing that and not drinking the nectar deep to drive frantic hedonism. Yup.

>>642686
ye

There' won't be misguidance and forgotten clothes in the cabin.

Groundskeeper 2015/05/24(Sun)13:43 No. 642705 ID: a2b630
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So be it.

For your future reference, the entirety of the adventure will be held in various monochromatic fashions, most often being black and white under normal circumstance.

As this is an adventure meant to be shittily pixellated, quality will rise and fall often, depending on the cooperation of the program. Do not necessarily take spare pixels lost for hints or clues.

Your sinner's name is Brunilda.

The quest will begin shortly.

1/3 Groundskeeper 2015/05/24(Sun)14:38 No. 642713 ID: a2b630
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The stage is set. The scene is an upstairs main hallway of a small apartment, four blocks off from the town church.

2/3 Groundskeeper 2015/05/24(Sun)14:40 No. 642715 ID: a2b630
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After a long night of drinking and general debauchery, a man retired to his apartment with a mysterious woman, new to him by all accounts. His terrible behavior and sexist attitude hadn't landed him a single heart until she came humming to his stool. There was general mischief all throughout the night, all over the house, until he passed out having sex with her in the bathroom.

3/3 Groundskeeper 2015/05/24(Sun)14:41 No. 642718 ID: a2b630
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Little does he realize said terrible attitude instead got him robbed, for his impoliteness to the girl.

Enter Brunilda.

She appears to be exiting actually. So just what does she think she's doing?

What did she steal then?

Did she take anything important to him? He's an asshole, but you don't need to take anything besides his cash.

If you're robbing the man you slept with, you should get gone before he wakes.

Hopefully he's not going to be at the wedding later, or that will be awkward.

Groundskeeper 2015/05/25(Mon)12:25 No. 643112 ID: a2b630
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Brunilda doesn't steal cash from anyone. At least, not from folks who need it. And she can tell when someone needs it, really, having been there herself.

All she took was his Driver's License and his Club Membership ID Card for the local Gentlemen Club, the Prettiest Picture.

She's not going to keep them, obviously. She's just going to confront him at the wedding, hopefully after reception, and make him earn it back with proper apologizing. Plain and simple.

Besides, nobody in town is missing the wedding. It's the biggest this town ever had. It's her sister's, for fuck sake.

He'll be there. When he wakes up, at least.

And as for what she's DOING, she's going to get herself properly dressed, and abscond, before he wakes. She just needs to get her bag.

Can't go to a wedding in the clean, after all.

She can't help but notice he's got such little furniture, though. Kind of odd, considering the reputation of Rats.

Maybe you should hide the ID cards so that he doesn't assault you to retrieve them.

Deposit the ID card and the driver's license to a bank safety deposit.

Groundskeeper 2015/05/25(Mon)15:49 No. 643174 ID: a2b630
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Only having one of the Rat's towels around her, she didn't really have any place to hide it but the obvious abyss known as her cleavage.

That didn't stop her from stuffing both cards down the slip of feathers between her breasts anyway. It'd only be for a minute, after all.

Not that she had any access to immediate accounts. But if the Rat acted foul at the wedding, she didn't have to return them. She knew someone who rewarded well for stolen Licenses.

And the Clubs were fun.

check out those paintings

1/2 Groundskeeper 2015/05/27(Wed)07:32 No. 643464 ID: a2b630
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The paintings are portraits of two nameless individuals, one a Lamb looked to be a servant under the house of God, with the portrait title of " The Alpha ", and the other being a Nanny Goat dressed casually, with her title being " The Omega ".

The Biblical passage referencing the two titles sits between them, along with the date both portraits were painted. Brun can only see 1X1X, though. The Rat seemed to scratch the date out.

What, was he superstitious? Was the name bad luck? She isn't sure.

Looking at the portraits, of the Goat standing over a hill with a Hotel in background, and the Lamb standing before the cliffside leading to a lighthouse, she hears a distant bell.

The bell doesn't come from the paintings, however.

2/2 Groundskeeper 2015/05/27(Wed)08:07 No. 643467 ID: a2b630
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It's the church bell.

The wedding must be starting. She was so hung over she forgot to check the time.

Now she's going to be late. It was inevitable, for her, at least.

Quick, we need to leave before the bells wake him.

Make sure you look good before getting to the wedding. If you have to be late, at least be fashionably so.

1/2 Groundskeeper 2015/05/27(Wed)09:56 No. 643485 ID: a2b630
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She was already planning on getting dressed, but now she's got a deadline. At least the universe likes keeping her on her toes.

She bolts for the stairs, almost stumbling due to running over her own short legs so much. For all their boundless energy, Hummingbirds were most clumsy groundbound.

2/2 Groundskeeper 2015/05/27(Wed)09:59 No. 643486 ID: a2b630
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Finally away from all the dizzying stripes and stupid toilets, she hits Ground Floor.

Her bag is set politely next to The Rat's bag. Right where she left it.

Groundskeeper 2015/05/27(Wed)10:06 No. 643487 ID: a2b630
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Stupid being that nobody regrets anything more than getting fucked in an unsanitary, cramped space. And he hadn't cleaned his toilets in what looked like ages.

Pushing the disgusting image out of mind, she grabs her bag. She opens it to find her Casual Clothes from before sex and her Bridesmaid Gown softly stuffed inside.

>>643487
Well, you need to get into the gown, obviously. Unless travelling to the church would mess it up?

1/3 Groundskeeper 2015/06/01(Mon)22:48 No. 644635 ID: a2b630
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Though late, she still bothers to present herself well. A good choice, on her part.

The gown, on the other hand... it isn't to her tastes. It hugs her curves more tightly than she'd be comfortable with on any level of Hell, but as her sister refused to let her wear anything of her choice or size... well, that was the biggest size she'd pick.

Her cleavage stuck out like a sore thumb, but she doubted her sister would care. Brunilda didn't. Her sister was the star of the show, after all.

2/3 Groundskeeper 2015/06/01(Mon)23:06 No. 644643 ID: a2b630
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She always was.

>>644643
getting hung up on the success of others will only hurt you. build your own path to success.
I vote we do this using our insider knowledge of pornography to build our own porno empire.

3/3 Groundskeeper 2015/06/01(Mon)23:31 No. 644651 ID: a2b630
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She pushes those thoughts out of mind and decides to take her "benefactor's" car. Or borrow it, really. He can get it back when he comes to the wedding, she's sure. And if not, she'll probably just drive it back to him and give him his things.

The sun is high in the sky, and every house on the streets is deserted, leaving her roads clear to drive to church. As the church bell has rung... three times now, she has until the twelfth ring to set aside any doubts, or speculations of herself.

|| In the time that she's driving, you have time to yourself. You are free to ask of her or make her do what you wish, within legal limitation until the twelfth turn. ||

Is this really your life?

Stealing from your clients and shaming them at weddings? Living in the shadow of your sister while you earn a living through your butt?

Why do you choose to stay in this corrupt town? You could make a better life for yourself.

Groundskeeper 2015/06/02(Tue)15:27 No. 644779 ID: a2b630
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She doesn't shame everyone she beds. She's just picking on this poor soul because he was rude as hell and harassing other girls. That doesn't justify the means, or the ends, but it makes her feel better.

She doesn't make a job out of this, either. She works for her sister at her dressmaking company, Carousel Couture. She's quite sure her sister just keeps her there to publicly humiliate her, though, considering how terribly she treats her and pays her there. None of her complaints about the lack of plus-size dresses make it through, everything awful done is pinned on her, she keeps paying her less...

And she knows her sister is doing it to cast her out. Ever since her last " wedding ", she's been nothing but self-serving. She knows as soon as she's done wedding her former friend - and she only stays for her former friend, in this regard - that she'll fire her sister and leave her with nothing.

At this point, the sex and drinking only fills in the empty holes. Once the wedding is done, she's going to make herself scarce. Leave, and never come back.

It's only right, after all. Nobody will remember her, except for the faceless whore. Sartana will be sure of it.

There's nothing better for her, anyway, she thinks.

|| The fourth set of rings chimes true past Dick Ronald's. The bell rings toward the fifth set when she passes Lynn's Lanes. Bowling alley. ||

She remembered bowling with her sister, there, back when they were small. That was nice. She turns past it, and continues driving.

Screw the wedding.

You KNOW your sister. Do you think she will hesitate to utterly dominate you somehow during the wedding? Especially since you plan on leaving her city once the wedding is over?

Would she whisper a few insults and propagandize the crowd into bullying you as some kind of light-but-masterful joke? Torment her own fiancée until he abuses you out of fear? Spark an all-out stoning riot? Kill you, just to make herself feel permanently secure about being high-and-mighty while her simple sister is dead? How far would she go to make sure you stay as her psychological high-heel pincushion? You tell us.

Drive safely, put the ID cards somewhere public alongside a few witness testimonies, go to your house and take your stuff, and then leave town and never come back.

What went wrong between you and your sister? Why's it so bad now?

...if you think she only has you working there to humiliate you, why have you never left?

Groundskeeper 2015/06/02(Tue)18:22 No. 644838 ID: a2b630
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Not only are those assumptions ludicrous, but she finds them extremely offending.

Despite the extreme strain between herself and her sister at that moment, her sister isn't the sort to start stonings, or riots -- she's an elegant, graceful lady, who just happened to develop a seething hatred of her for some reason.

Again, mostly after her last wedding. Mostly because if she left beforehand, she'd have even less, but if she were to accompany her begging bestie, then she'd at least have some closure, she'd already made plans...

And mostly because Sartana stole her fiance.

She's found the church early, only on the tenth set of rings.

Two limousines, a bunch of town cars, Semis, a cab... Looks like the place is packed from the outside, at least, and the inside courtyard has more of the smaller cars.

Pulling up, she no longer finds it odd how the other cars vanished. No other cars in town were passed on her drive. Even for the deserted roads, which were to be expected for being late to the biggest wedding, Bobbie's Auto-Repair Roadshop was right across the road from Lanes. She knew Richard and Fillie both needed their cars fixed there, but nothing. That's how it always was.

She disregards this and pulls up, looking for a place to park. Perhaps if she gets in before the twelfth set of chimes, she can explore more than her spirit usually lets her.

>>644838
Maybe a tornado is going to hit? That would explain the lack of traffic.

Here's a checklist of stuff you might want to do:

1. Get the wedding over with.
2. Ask your sister why she has developed some irrational level of hate towards you.
3. Check the radio in case there's an emergency broadcast or something.
4. Give the ID cards to the priest.
5. Leave.

Just get this wedding over with then leave before shit hits the fan

1/3 Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)08:06 No. 646303 ID: a2b630
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Storms do not hit this county. Not those terrible enough to spurn Tornadoes, at least.

Her only suspicions are... well, queer, to say the least. But she'd rather not focus on them.

She hurries to the Church. The bell has begun the eleventh ringing cycle.

2/3 Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)08:07 No. 646304 ID: a2b630
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For sake of her hangover, and possibly a bit of kick, she throws the doors open dramatically, expecting an angry entourage in the hall. If she goes down to Hell, she goes in style, isn't that right?

She thrusts the doors open, casting a dramatic, beaming light over her entrance.

3/3 Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)08:27 No. 646308 ID: a2b630
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To find no drama whatsoever.

Or anyone, really.

Brunilda has entered the Church.

Go to the sermon room, see if there is anyone there. If not, take a look around the place.

1/2 Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)10:06 No. 646327 ID: a2b630
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The decor still remains, but she hears nothing at the door. Not even vows. Or music.

Perhaps she should expect the worst.

2/2 Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)10:09 No. 646329 ID: a2b630
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Or perhaps not. This is empty also.

...are we early?
Or late?

>>646329
welp, looks like we rapture now. SWeet! lets go rummage around people's houses.

Looks like there are flower petals scattered across the aisle, so it looks like you missed the wedding. Time to crash the reception!

Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)12:54 No. 646359 ID: a2b630
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She's not raiding any houses. And she's not leaving.

The wedding was meant to start at 10 this morning, which she missed by sleeping in due to being, obviously, drunk off her ass the night before. Despite being late by 2 hours, there should still be folks here. Or at the very least, a mess being cleaned up.

Their cars are still here. She didn't hear them outside. Something went wrong.

And she's not very happy about that.

Are those flower petals strewn on the carpet, or just part of the pattern? That would indicate they at least got the flower girls part.

...something's gone wrong, here. Investigate. Start checking more rooms.

Time to search the place. Go check the priest's office first.

Go up to the podium. Check to see if there are any clues, then put the ID cards there.

check the back rooms, isn't that where the bride and groom usually hang out before the wedding? If nothing else you'd probably have a better chance of finding someone who works here and they can tell you where everyone is.

1/2 Groundskeeper 2015/06/05(Fri)14:42 No. 646416 ID: a2b630
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The air here is stale. Staler than normal, even. It almost smells like ages since they've been gone. She should've noticed earlier, but she was frantic, and angry, and...

The flower petals, though, are still soft under her feet. Those are still good. It can't have been as long as the smell.

She's going to investigate, that's a given. But first, she needs to make a call.

A very, very angry call.

S : MIJA?

S : MIJA WHERE ARE YOU??

S : mija youre fucking embarrassing me where are you?!

S : the weddings about to start!

S : dont tell me youre out drinking again1

S : for fuck sake!

S : goddammit its gonna start shortly BEAT YOUR FUCKING FEET!!

That's it. That's literally the only texts she sent.

The call doesn't go through. The signal is dead.

well other then your sister throwing a hissy fit that doesn't really explain shit. Might as well start looking around and see what/who you can find.

Call her, tell her you're here but nobody else is.

Groundskeeper 2015/06/06(Sat)09:55 No. 646623 ID: a2b630
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The signal is dead. Other than loading her texts briefly, she's gotten nothing else from her sister.

No matter how many times she calls, she never gets through. Eventually, she puts her phone away, deciding to look around.

The scene is set. Flower petals, soft and fragile, are scattered across the carpet. As they should be, when attending a wedding. The decorations are still out, from vases to silks, yet, the air is staler than even she is used to. Almost stagnant. At least a third of the townsfolk have left their bags underneath their chairs, for modesty sake. There are four doors total in the entire Hall, two closer to the Altar on the walls, and two closer to her. There is also the Altar to investigate, and the two gigantic stained glass windows she got so used to seeing.

The Entryway Hall behind her also had two other doors, each leading to a Left and Right hallway.

Now she needs to plan out her path. Unless her saviors can agree on proper path by means of consensus of majority -- then if no agreement is met, she will explore on her own.

I think we should let Brunhilda decide, or explain what she knows about the church. She has more knowledge of this place than we do, so choosing without intel is near-random at this point.

However, I suggest she look at the podium first. Maybe there's a clue, and she can get a better view of the pews from there.

Check the altar, fist.

Think to yourself. If they didn't leave, where else in the church would be big enough to fit all these people?

1/4 Groundskeeper 2015/06/06(Sat)10:46 No. 646633 ID: a2b630
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Brunhilda likes to be left in charge. Likes to do her own things. The decision to let her briefly take the reigns is most approved, on her part. She takes lead gladly.

She begins investigating the abandoned luggage in the pews, while she goes over what she knows. Once she's done, she'll investigate the Podium, and Altar.

The church itself, otherwise known as the Alfalfa Field Sanctuary, is one of the biggest churches in the county, if not her state. It wasn't originally built as a church, but rather, an immigrant shelter, back in the days when the authorities were far more for segregation of species in the town. With the influx of folks from outside the border, their higher-ups wouldn't allow them to stay unless they had a particular place away from the citizens to stay -- henceforth, the Alfalfa Field Sanctuary was built. Once the race issues died down, and segregation was made obsolete, the place almost fell out of line... but with enough popularity, the place was re-opened up as a Sanctuary, of peace and worship for all those who followed in a foreign god or goddess.

Of course, segregation isn't as much an issue as it used to be, but the racist effects still linger. The place still gets picketed by the herbivores every so often, but picketing, at least, is legal so long as it doesn't physically or emotionally disrupt churchgoers. Vandalism used to be more common, but ten years ago they started cracking down, so it fell out of practice.

Most of the herbivores in town still take to the place well. Omnivores are scarce visitors, but carnivores are scarcer yet. Still, it's a popular place for peace and quiet.

She only knows the routes she used to take with Religious Youth Studies, so she doesn't know the place top to bottom. The highest she was allowed was the second floor, and she only went to the roof once a year for this one outdoor activity involving false flight. After a terrible accident last year, that's been shut down, though.

2/4 Groundskeeper 2015/06/06(Sat)11:09 No. 646634 ID: a2b630
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She's only familiar with the layout of the first floor, and the way to the indoor pool from the second floor.

The Farthest Left door by the Altar leads to a supply closet, where candles and other cold-needing ingredients for ceremonial food are kept tightly locked, air conditioned and checked frequently. The room is never unlocked with other folks present, unless there's a power outage. If she wanted to get in there for supplies, she'd need a Priest's Key.

The Farthest Right door by the Altar leads to a Staff Only hallway. She assumes that might be the start of where the staff usually sleep, but she's never been in there. It's kept locked most of the time, but sometimes, Staff have forgotten to double check, which left it open to children sneaking in. She's never heard about what they found. If she could get in there, she could try to find a Priest's Key, but she's not that stupid. It's probably locked, too.

The Closest Left door by the Entryway door leads down toward the Left Wing of the first floor, mostly guest rooms, but their makeshift Gym is also over there. There is a stairwell on the far end of that wing which leads to the Second Floor, but she hasn't gone up that stairwell before.

The Closest Right door by the Entryway door leads down the " Sensitive Guests " rooms, eventually leading to the Infirmary Wing, and on the second floor of that stairwell, the Mess Hall. It also has an Elevator for the Physically Disabled, which leads through all floors, but does not lead to the Cellars. It is also closest to the Pool.

In the Entryway Hall, the Left door leads down a Scenic Hallway, which also branches into the Closest Left Wing, while the Right door leads down another Scenic Hallway, and into the Closest Right Wing. Bathrooms are located in both of those hallways, and both Halls have stairs that lead to the Cellars. Those are usually locked.

3/4 Groundskeeper 2015/06/06(Sat)12:46 No. 646642 ID: a2b630
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Looking through the luggage that's left, there isn't much she could pilfer. The most she's found are as follows:

A total of $1,800 dollars, in cash, throughout the purses in both aisles
A bunch of Dick Ronald litter and leftovers, smelly and stale
1 uneaten Dickflurry
4 cans of Pepper Spray
15 Bibles
1 Bible with
|_ 1 Tiny Hidden Pistol, which only has 3 bullets
2 spare Calculators
20 Dead Phones
1 Pocket Knife hidden in the cushions of the 15th pew
4 boxes of matches
1 Pack of Gummy Snacks
7 Half-empty bags of Expired Cough Drops
1 Purse full of Vomit
1 Spare Bra
10 Maximum Strength Pads
3 Tampon Packages
5 Pencils
6 Pens
2 Small Packs of Note paper
1 palm-sized copy o the Communist Manifesto
And 1 plastic bag of broken condoms

She remembers the last time she walked down the aisle like this. The circumstances now don't make it any less uncomfortable.

4/4 Groundskeeper 2015/06/06(Sat)13:03 No. 646643 ID: a2b630
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She tries to imagine what she could carry with her, form the choices of items she found, but her mind blanks as she approaches the Altar.

The unpleasantness comes back. She stops focusing, for a moment.

>>646643
What the fuck is that on the side of the altar? There was something like it on one of the seats earlier too. Looks like some sort of... rip in reality. Get away from it.

Kinda early to resort to thievery, isn't it? Why don't you just try to go outside and get a better signal?

1) Take the money, you can make up for it later. Right now, all of this is not normal in any way. They might even forgive you if the church blows up with all the bags still inside.
2) Take the pistol and two cans of pepper spray, you can expect trouble. Place the remaining pepper spray on the podium.
3) Grab all four boxes of matches. Not like anyone cares about these things during non-survival situations.
4) Spare bra, just in case yours breaks.
5) Maximum strength pads and tampons... yup.
6) Take the pens and note paper in case you need to write something down.'

Basically, this is not a normal situation, you may need to prepare for a nightmare. So take what you need and then some, you can pay back for your thievery AFTER you make it out of this town alive.

Go for the Entryway Hall, it seems the most open.

Take what you feel you need not what you want. Be a decent animalbeing, and don't steal shit.