Cast echolocation, check the room for invisible thing and secret doors.

>>648228
Right well, im guessing we're that tiara on your head, or we're a symptom of you going bonkers. Either way you might as well peek through the door and see if theres anything there.

Glen 2015/06/13(Sat)14:50 No. 648240 ID: cfb12a
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>Ok So we're either the tiara on your head or a symptom of you going Bonkers.

Gods I hope you're the tiara.

>Peek through the door

Got it Chief!

Wow, I'm amazed that we didn't do the bat pun thing. Good work.

Now, grab the bucket. See if you can break it into pieces that can be used as tools or weapons.

What is the guard level? (# of guards, combat and intelligence levels, etc.)

>>648240
Well, theres suddenly alot of stuff now. So what do you see?

Glen 2015/06/13(Sat)15:12 No. 648247 ID: cfb12a
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>What do you see?

Hmm, can't say, too dark.

>Bat Pun

I like puns! is it racist?

Those bars look weak. See if you can pry one with your hands.

Wait, obvious things first.

Check if the door opens.

>>648255
>>648259
Right well might get the stupid stuff out of the way first

Glen 2015/06/13(Sat)17:16 No. 648272 ID: cfb12a
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>see if the door is unlock.

I pull on the handle and sure enough...it's lock.

>Grab the bucket, smash it, then use the shards as a tool/weapon

That's a chamber pot...That's nasty in so many ways. I'm glad I can't smell

>I'm glad I can't smell
With that snoz? Is something wrong with you, or do you just not notice the stench anymore?

>>648272
Well its still a great weapon/distraction, next up in "dumb obvious things that propbably wont work" is the bricks, we all know that evil mages love hidden exits in the form of loose bricks and bookshelves.

Echolocate, through the bars and otherwise!

Glen 2015/06/14(Sun)09:41 No. 648422 ID: cfb12a
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>Echolocation Everything
Alright...SCRREEEEEEEEEE...

Glen 2015/06/14(Sun)09:42 No. 648423 ID: cfb12a
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There's something hollow towards the bed roll...

check door under bedding.

>>648423
INTRIGUE!
Get hollow thing

Also echo-map the hallway outside the door, if possible. Might be important later.

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)14:12 No. 648859 ID: cfb12a
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>check under bedding

I move the bedding and there is a trap door!
Huh, you guys were right, Dark wizards love hidden things.

>>648859
Open it, carefully. Stand to the side, in case of traps.

Maybe even tie a blanket to the handle so you can stand well back and open it at a distance.

>>648859
Oh just open the damn thing, its not like they'd make a trap to kill their prisoner.

>>648859

Well, get down there, girl. Can't rot in the Lich's tower forever.

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/19(Fri)17:26 No. 649493 ID: cfb12a
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>stand back just in case if it's a trap
I i poke the trapdoor and quickly step back.
Something comes from the ceiling and obliterates
the trapdoor.
I think it was a Turret!

Um are your wings any good?

Fly up the the ceiling, and then over to the turret so you can disable it.

Seriously? What are the levels of technology in your nation? Because bullets and other siege-effective weapons don't fit with dungeons and castle towers!

Grab the turret, you can scavenge for parts and bullets! Even without a gun, you can light a fire to shoot the bullets!

You know, if you can get up there that is exit, better yet its an exit they wouldn't expect you to take.

If you can't fly, lean the bedding against the wall, then climb the turret into the ceiling.

Fly up to the turret and steal its previous innards.

get turret, use as wepon.

Glen 2015/07/24(Fri)16:56 No. 657866 ID: 3fd5e2
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>use the turret shaft as an exit.

Great idea!
I jump up and grab the turret when is stops shooting. the turret starts pulling me upwards.

> Even without a gun, you can light a fire to shoot the bullets!

Thaaaaaaat's not how bullets or fire works.

>the turret starts pulling me upwards.
Look (or echolocate) up. Make sure there's space for you in the turret-recess, and you're not about to get yourself crushed.

>>657866
My mistake, they WOULD brutally murder their prisoners, with bullets apparently, lets take this wayyyy more careful from now on.

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/08/01(Sat)04:11 No. 659665 ID: 3fd5e2
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>look up to see if turret-recess.

Too late now for that now, i'm already in the shaft. the turret shaft is large enough for me to crawl through.
I try to slow the turret down so i don't get hurt but i slip and fall.

Um. Well. Sneak forward carefully. Let's hope the turret doesn't come back down and smoosh you, or decide to open fire when you see it again. You're something of a fish in a barrel in passages this narrow.

use echolocation to make sure there are no surprises.

Glen 2015/08/02(Sun)01:34 No. 659798 ID: 3fd5e2
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>use echolocation to make sure they're no surprises

I can't use that in narrow spaces. It'll mess my hearing up.

Friggin small spaces- wait i hear a voice.

"where could of that bat gone to? She couldn't get very far with all the traps I set up!"
It's coming from the left.

Glen 2015/08/02(Sun)02:40 No. 659803 ID: 3fd5e2
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I sneak up to the vent grate and listen.

"m-m-master we've l-l-looked a-all over th-the place a-a-and found n-n-nothing."

"WELL YOUR NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH! LOOK THROUGH ALL THE SECRET PASSAGES, LOOK IN THE CATACOMBS, LOOK IN THE VENTS, DAMNIT!"

>>659803

This guy looks like a bitch. You can take him. No guns, no armour, no nothin', just fists. Mano e Mano, you and him.

Wait for them to pass, then move right behind them. If they notice you, take the leader hostage.

Do Not Mess with the thing with with glowing eyes. Lets wait until they pass by and then move on. IF you come across something in the vents, move out into the normal corridors.

Shout: "It's YOU'RE, not YOUR!"

>>659803
I guess that's the evil lich? Or a lieutenant at least. Bossing around some kind of undead critter.

I think you want to find another vent exit. Unless there are no turnoffs, then you're stuck here waiting for them to move.

Wait for them to pass around a corner, then emerge and flee through main passages while minions are busy searching the vents.

Glen 2015/08/08(Sat)02:56 No. 661016 ID: dcd949
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>wait for them to leave the room

The two leave the room. I remove the vent cover as silently as possible and crawl out.

Oh hey, a computer. Try to use it.

Sabotage the computer after you upload the files to a flash drive.

>>661017
Yes, examine computer.

Look or echolocate through the door to make sure it's safe.

Glen 2015/08/09(Sun)02:02 No. 661264 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Use Ecolocation
That would get me unwanted attention.

>use Computer
Holy Hell this is way better than my computer back in my room.

Glen 2015/08/09(Sun)02:03 No. 661265 ID: 3fd5e2
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Though my options are limited here.

>>661265
Open Internet Explorer, visit tgchan.org
Open the Plans document.

Oh hey internet! Can you think of anyone you can email to help you here? If you don't have something already you can easily sign up for free email or something you can access through webmail.

Huh I wonder what steam games they have.

>>661265

Start a quest

He's got Steam on his computer...

I changed my mind, try to extract the computer and all the video game goodies inside. See if you can harvest the memory drive for efficient storage.

>>661265
Delete C:\Windows\System32 after reading PLANS.TXT.

Alternatively, install BonziBuddy.

You know that is an idea. Muck up their computer system completely.

Once you are done go to every skeevy porn site, game warez and hack site you can and just install everything. Eventually their network will be so bogged down by shit that their tech support will be more concerned with that then chasing around one escaped prisoner.

Start up tf2 if they have it in their library, then give away everything in their inventory. :>

Update facebook status to "waiting for brave knight to rescue me from Evil Lich's Tower." E-mail plans.txt to your parents, with the subject line "found this on Evil Lich's compy"

Glen 2015/08/09(Sun)13:42 No. 661358 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Basically sexually abuse this computer. Read PLANS.TXT first.

Well Plans.txt is interesting...

>>661358
The biggest problem with this plan is that you only have one soul that could be stolen.

Glen 2015/08/09(Sun)13:57 No. 661362 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Now Sabotage this computer

Glen 2015/08/09(Sun)14:07 No. 661364 ID: 3fd5e2
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Well I fucked this computer up.

>>661364
You monster.

Okay let's go out and sneak around further.

Glen 2015/08/09(Sun)14:24 No. 661367 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Alright sneak around further

Alright then lets

"Thah wus'n very nice hun."

>>661367
What's that it's holding? Some kind of weapon? Or a coffee cup?

You could try escaping back through the vents if this wasn't a dead end. Otherwise you'd have to run out the door.

>>661367
I don't see why evil soul stealing kidnappers should have any expectation of being treated nice.

if they try anything funny give em a sonic screech.

This is way nicer than taking someones soul, jerk.

Dodge and screech.

Friptag 2015/08/10(Mon)14:37 No. 661510 ID: 3fd5e2
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>DO CRAZY EPIC DODGE MENUV-

"It was pretty funnehy though, hun."

>>661510
Uh... yeah. Ask who he is, why he isn't sounding the alarm or something.

The long hair might mean a woman, ask gender before addressing as he or she.

Clearly that is the most important part of the conversation between you and a potential enemy.

>>661510
Um, thanks. So who are you, then?

LOOK OUT, HE HAS A MUG OF ACID (I think)

USE YOUR VOICE TO SHATTER THE wait what is it made of

>>661510

can you flap up to the roof and perch? It'd be a little safer, at least.

>>661590 I doubt her voice is good for much other than echolocation. Maybe cause a minor headache if we shout really loud.

>>661581
Pretty sure I see boobs there.

>>661674
Wait skeleton boobs? That might just be its ribcage or a bra or something, who knows?

Glen 2015/08/11(Tue)15:10 No. 661731 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Use a Screech attack
I don't want to get on this lich's bad side. I like my soul.

"Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah your funny Blah Blah Blah Blah Lich for 300 years Blah Blah Blah..."

>(Gods she keeps talking on and on like my dad)

"So Since yah leave'n can I come with?"

>>661731
So long as you promise you won't steal my soul, or anyone else I say you can't.

>>661731
Only if she plays nice.

Sure, lets get out here. Administrator is coming

Glen The Bat Princess 2015/08/13(Thu)06:29 No. 662022 ID: 3fd5e2
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>yeah you can come with just don't steal my or anyone else's soul

"Alright, I'll only take from thieves and Kiegolds."

Alright lets go!

Glen The Bat Princess 2015/08/13(Thu)06:36 No. 662025 ID: 3fd5e2
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>>662022
Alright which way should we-
>"......"
"What's with the ellipsis?"
>"Behind you."

>>662025

Oh SHIT

IT'S CJOPAZE

Bluff. She can say she's taking you back to your cell.

>>662051
[bad acting]Oh my goodness my terrifying and evil captor, what is that thing behind you. Send it away, I'll be good, I promise.[/bad acting]