Yup!

Yes, but I damn well should be asleep.

The gang's all here!

>>65538
Wazzzuuuuuppppppp?

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)00:34 No. 65549 ID: c1b520
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Huh. Your voice seems to be coming from this small stone. Are you a crystal ball? Or some sort of golem? Or are you one of the court magicians experiments?

Iunno.
Maybe?

>>65549
Definitely yes.

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)00:52 No. 65554 ID: c1b520
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Well it doesn't matter cus your gonna be my toy from now on. Okay?

>>65554
Okay.

Do you have any siblings?

>>65554
...Oh, DO define "toy", would you?

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)01:48 No. 65581 ID: c1b520
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>>65575
How else could you define toy? I'm gonna play with you and have fun with you like all the toys I find in mommy's treasure room.

>>65565
Nope, in fact, daddy says I'm the first half golem to ever exist! Pretty cool huh?

>>65581
So is your mommy the golem, or is your daddy the golem?

And what does being a half golem entail, anyway? Got any super powers, kid?

>>65581
Half-golem eh? That means you have some amount of magic immunity, right?

SUPERPOWERS!

Yes please :3

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)02:10 No. 65592 ID: c1b520
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>>65584
I guess, but I've never seen it in action.

>>65583
I don't have any super powers as far as I know. But I do live a lot longer then just about everything. I've almost reached my 200th birthday! My daddy is the golem, his name is Korkus, he's king of the golems, making me princess! My mommy was a great explorer, and she found a ton of cool things, like you, and gave them to daddy while they were *giggle* dating.

Anyway, here's my room, I hope you like it.

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)02:12 No. 65593 ID: c1b520
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I know its not much, but I spend more time around the castle exploring then in my room, but daddy still gave me the biggest room in the house! He's funny like that. We can play in the castle a bit, or we can go to bed and start having some real fun.

>>65593
...What do you mean by "have some real fun?"

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)07:43 No. 65626 ID: c1b520
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Well, I um... I wanted to know if you could tell me any stories about my mom and her adventures?

>>65626
We will if we can, but don't be too disappointed if we can't seem to remember any stories about your mom. Or general information, like what her name is.
We're old, our memory isn't what it used to be.

Incidentally, what was your mom's name, again?

>>65626
Who is your mom?

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)07:54 No. 65629 ID: c1b520
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>>65628
>>65627
I don't know... Daddy never told me mommy's name, and I haven't been able to figure it out. That's why I would sneak into her treasure room late at night. All I know is that she is my mother, and that she was a great adventurer, I was hoping when I found you that you would know...

>>65629
Hmm.
You're half-golem, yeah? What, uh.... what's the other half?

I sorta assumed human, but I could be wrong.

Helios 2009/10/17(Sat)08:11 No. 65632 ID: c1b520
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>>65630
Well on that note, I was able to find out something about my mom from the way the stone cutters shaped me. You see my father asked the stone cutters to shape me to look like my mother in her youth. And do to my curved structure, I can assume it was one of the bipedal mammalian races. Human, or elf, or possibly even goblin. But specifically, I'm not entirely sure.

Suggestion 2009/10/17(Sat)08:26 No. 65635 ID: b1e366
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>>65632
I guess she could have been a goblin, but I'd tell your father to fire this stone cutters... out of a cannon.

>>65632
Clearly your mother was a KOALA.

>>65632
Could be a human, with hair buns.

Why am I reminded of Stitches from Ruby Quest?

>>65708
It's the eyes.

Helios 2009/10/19(Mon)22:24 No. 67137 ID: c1b520
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Thanks for your help, I guess a goblin would make more sense then a human... but oh well. And by the way, I asked for my head to be shaped like this, its sort of a family thing.

>>67137
Wait, so the curved areas are based on your mother and the head is golemly shaped?

(Not going to ask to see the rest of her for comparison, Not going to ask to see the rest of her for comparison)

>>67137
Hey, lets see the rest of you. For comparison.

Helios 2009/10/19(Mon)23:26 No. 67175 ID: c1b520
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>>67158
Sure, I don't see why not. I normally sleep without my robes on anyway.

>>67140
If it really bother you that much, I could always go to see the stone cutters. They know me very well after all these years.

Huh, can't really tell.

I have an idea. What if we figured out something very rare your mother got on an adventure, and where it came from. Then travel around that area looking for stories about the woman that managed it.

Hey, what material are you made out of anyway? Adamantium? Steel? Mithril?

Helios 2009/10/20(Tue)00:04 No. 67189 ID: c1b520
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>>67182
Crystal actually.

>>67181
I've been looking in Momma's secret cabinet for a while looking for something like that, but nothings turned up so far.

>>67189
So what did you mean by 'playing' before?

What's this "secret cabinet"?

>>67223
Yeah, we can always figure out your heritage later. Let's play for now. :3

Suggestion 2009/10/20(Tue)15:46 No. 67390 ID: c1b520
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>>67224
Like I said earlier, its where my mom kept all her treasures, like you guys.

>>67223
>>67233
I know you guys said you didn't know any stories about my mom, but I'm sure you know a couple stories. I really like adventure, so can you tell me a story about a hero or a great adventurer? That would be awesome.

>>67390
Once upon a time, there was a cat in a box...
His name was Rudy.

>>67390
There once was a young kobold named Mudy who awoke to complete darkness. He soon realized he was in a box, and when he got out of the box he saw the balcony of a castle. He went in the window to find a beautiful princess... but she was taking a bath! When she saw him she was indignant and threatened to call the castle guards!

But Mudy was a very suave talker, and in spite of his lowly rags and humble form he used his tongue to weave a tale of loss and how he had been kicked out of his kingdom. She believed his tale and fell in love with him, but in order to marry he needed a kingdom! So he departed on a long and arduous task to find a kingdom, meeting up with the stout Axebeard Goldwomb along the way.

He finally found his kingdom in the form of an evil lair ruled by the dastardly lich Calavera. Once again Mudy used his wits and outsmarted the lich, taking his kingdom from him and banishing the lich to a book. Everything seemed to be going well for Mudy, but that's when he found out about something more more pressing than his quest to marry the princess: something that could destroy all life as he knew it.


And that's all we have time for tonight. Well tell you some more of his story another night~ :3

Helios 2009/10/20(Tue)16:15 No. 67401 ID: c1b520
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>>67398
Just that little amount of story, and I can already tell there is so much to come from it. I hope we can finish this story one day.

>>67401
Me too, sweet princess, me too...

>>67401
>I hope we can finish this story one day.

As do I.

Now are you ready for bed or do you need anything else?

>>67401
>>67402
>>67403
>I hope we can finish this story one day.
I see what you're all doing there...

>>67514
We all saw the end of that story. It's finished! ACCEPT IT!

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/10/20(Tue)19:02 No. 67553 ID: fcce4f
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>>67525
We prefer the bliss of ignorance over the sting of truth.

I wouldn't mind some Marine Ruby myself. Surely her adventures can't end on the moon!

>>67525
I didn't see it anyway.