Author 2009/07/15(Wed)19:34 No. 6724 ID: d5b2d6
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You are on the plane flying to China from Ohio. You have awoken from a rather bad dream. The fellow next to you appears to still be asleep.

Warn the man next to you about the dangers of posting in other threads. Then reprimand him about his lack of hair.

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)19:38 No. 6738 ID: d5b2d6
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A flight attendant leans over from the aisle and asks you whether you'd like the lobster or the steak.

>>6738
Demand she fuse both animals into one single meal.

LOBSTER STEAK.

>>6738
Ask for the steak. Then throw it in the flight attendant's face and yell "BITCH I ASKED FOR THE LOBSTER"

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)19:51 No. 6763 ID: 67c611
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Did somebody say decisions?

lobster

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)20:09 No. 6797 ID: d5b2d6
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>>6762
> Ask for the steak.

The flight attendant hands you a small steak and a glass of water. After you eat it, you could wander around the airplane a bit, the fasten seatbelt sign is off. Or, you could just sleep some more.

HEAD TO COCKPIT

>>6799
HEAD TO COCKPIT.
TAKE COMMAND OF THE PLANE.

>Terrorism Quest

Put on your robe and headscarf.

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)20:21 No. 6817 ID: d5b2d6
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>>6799
You head toward the cockpit.

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)20:28 No. 6831 ID: d5b2d6
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From the cockpit door, you hear:

> "I'll just have the lobster."
> "Lobster for me too, dear."
> "Alright, here you go."

ENTER COCKPIT
DO A LITTLE DANCE

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)21:06 No. 6866 ID: d5b2d6
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>>6861

As you ponder your latest stupid thought, a flight attendant steps out of the cockpit and walks down the aisle.

Now that the coast is clear, enter the cockpit and do a little dance.

Author 2009/07/15(Wed)21:10 No. 6871 ID: d5b2d6
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>>6867
Damn! Another shitty idea foiled by a locked door!

go into the bathroom,take off pants, start screaming horribly and run back into the aisle screaming something about the lobster.

Ponder what the fuck we should be doing right now.

Order Lobster.

Go to sleep.

Guis. The lobster is poisoned. We're in the movie Airplane. (I think that was the movie but I don't actually remember :V)

Run into the aisle, screaming, "MY BOYSENBERRIES BEEN ATED BY THE SMURFS!" Then strip down naked and masturbate furiously onto the first octogenarian you see.

>>6871
Pound on the door yelling that you wanted the lobster.

>>6871

Find your face, or grow one. Make sure its a HARDBOILED one.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)06:18 No. 7022 ID: d5b2d6
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>>6898
You know, that's a good question. Your laptop is in China, you forgot your phone and you didn't think to bring any books. That kind of limits your options. What should you do for the next hour

>>7022
Go back to sleep till you arrive at your destination.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)07:11 No. 7027 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7026
You go back to sleep.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)07:28 No. 7028 ID: d5b2d6
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Your head hurts.

Everything hurts, really. This kind of sore, aching pain. A dull pain in all of your joints.

And also a terrible sense of foreboding.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)07:48 No. 7030 ID: d5b2d6
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Oh dear.

>>7030

That's no good at all. Get away from the plane wreck before something explodes.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)08:08 No. 7033 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7031
The plane wreck is pretty far away, in a valley.

Examine surroundings and inventory

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)08:27 No. 7038 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7035
You are standing near the edge of a cliff that slopes into a valley, where most of the plane wreckage is. Beyond that is mountains. Behind you is a forest.

Some of the wreckage seems to have blown up the cliff. You must have crashed pretty hard.

>>7038
Lets check the plane for survivors, scroungeable debris, and people's wallets.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)08:47 No. 7042 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7039
> check the plane

Hmmm, that's a long way down.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)08:47 No. 7043 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7039
> people's wallets

Hmmmmm...

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)08:47 No. 7044 ID: d5b2d6
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WALLET GOT

Walk along the edge of the cliff until you find a way down. Rescue teams can't find you if you're not near the wreckage.

Author 2009/07/16(Thu)13:34 No. 7116 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7048
Doesn't look promising.

>>7116
Grab the dead guy's body and snowboard down the cliff.

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)13:58 No. 7475 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7312
Looks like that was a supremely bad idea.

Throw some rocks and see if they can make it to the wreckage, so you can signal help that way.

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)18:57 No. 7780 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7491
Let's see...

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)18:58 No. 7781 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7780
Nope!

Proceed into the woods; locate PLOT.

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)21:33 No. 7919 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7918
You walk into the woods. Almost immediately, you come across a man slumped against a tree.

Hold this dying man in your arms

Regardless of whether or not he is actually dying.

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)21:51 No. 7921 ID: d5b2d6
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>"Ow."

"Don't die on me man! Don't you dare die on me! I love you, buddy! We'll make it through this together somehow!"

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)22:10 No. 7924 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7922
"Don't die on me man! Don't you dare die on me! I love you, buddy! We'll make it through this together somehow!"

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)22:12 No. 7925 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7924
ouch

OH GOD HE'S GOING INTO A SEIZURE QUICK GIVE HIM CPR

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)23:34 No. 7968 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7963
OH NO

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)23:37 No. 7970 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7968
DON'T WORRY BUDDY I'LL SAVE YOU

>"Auuugh! Who are you?!"

>>7970
YOUR LIFESAVER. I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE CPR FOR AT LEAST 5 MINUTES OF CONCIOUSNESS, SO IF I MAY?

Author 2009/07/18(Sat)06:48 No. 8028 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7993
ouch

>>8028

He's delirious! PIN HIM DOWN!