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69513 No. 69513 ID: 4afac2

After an incredibly epic journey, you are finally able to go back in time. Shortly after, you see your past self and cause a time paradox.

After complete reboot of the universe due to your actions, you are now a file. Not the tool used to gently grind down and shape the edges of nails though!
You are instead a notepad file, or if you prefer you are niggerfaggot.txt. Because you hate being a file (especially on an empty computer) you decide
to go back in time and become a narwhal.

After an incredibly epic journey, you are finally the respected Highlord of the seven sea, alas you were recently kidnapped by the follower of Cthulhu.
You are now laying underwater in a (under)watery dark room full of water and darkness. Standing in the dark underwater watery room is a man dressed with
an impeccable red tuxedo. Shortly after opening the door for you, he whisper... Wake up mister niggerfaggot, wake up...!

What shall you do now?
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No. 69514 ID: c1b520

PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING
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No. 69515 ID: f98e0b

FUCK THE PUNCH OUT OF EVERYTHING
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No. 69516 ID: 9c02db

duel the unicorn
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No. 69519 ID: f44349

Despair as your head explodes from the sheer ridiculousness of this scenario.
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No. 69523 ID: 15f6d6

Kiss the unicorn.
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No. 69524 ID: 4afac2
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69524

The sight is incredible, you the marvelous Highlord of the seven seas, punching with your little narwhal flipper the shit out of the man in red while raping the poor man hand. After a (too) short fight, you leave the dark and watery and dark room full of bodily fluid covered man to the great hall of insanity. There you meet the man that taught you everything about being an Highlord AND a narwhal Highlord.

Sharky “sharkface” “narwhal killer” “lol” “madnerd” “Ray” “The man who saw the bear” Shark.

Dont you fucking dear to make some “jump the shark joke, you madman” he said in his kinky latino-shark voice.

As adrenaline begin to fill your body with, adrenaline you know it time to...
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No. 69525 ID: f98e0b

...hide the thread and move on.
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No. 69529 ID: 12c240

>>69525
This.
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No. 69532 ID: a2a4ba
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69532

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No. 69533 ID: f4963f

>>69524
MARRY HIM.
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No. 69536 ID: 9891a9

>>69533
YES
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No. 69537 ID: 2bf51b

Cunt punt
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No. 69538 ID: 7a6f69

Hide the thread and move on.
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No. 69542 ID: 9e9b47

>>69524

do what must be done by you. help your brother to defeat the enemies
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No. 69543 ID: 15f6d6

do what needs to be done and help my brother defeat the enemies.
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No. 69545 ID: 4afac2

Sharky is sidered by the proposition. I .. Taught you friendzonned me a long one ago NigFag. Yes I want to YEs! But then an harpoonesque detonation is heard and sharky "Oui oui Mon ami " fall dead to the ground and die, on the dead ground. Behind him ... Your brother-uncle
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No. 69551 ID: 9c02db

tell sharky to suck a dick
/quest
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No. 69553 ID: 9891a9

>>69545
NO SHARKY WHY DID YOU GO AND DIE AND LEAVE ME ALL ALONE
NOW IT IS TIME TO alright I can't play along any more, it's too much. *hidethread*
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No. 69570 ID: 5a9e00

Oh Shi- it's on now. Attack!
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No. 69575 ID: 4afac2

Sharky go su... -HEs deadly and dead nigerfa say your brother-uncle. We have to leave this world , it isn't for us anymore. As you rush to the stairway leaving forever sharky "sage" shark deadly corpse, your brother uncle knee shatter. The guard are rushing for you! Will you try to save your incestuous brother?
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No. 69580 ID: 5a9e00

Begrudingly, yes. It is our sacred duty after all, and we promised our sister/father.
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No. 69586 ID: 73ad2b

Hide the thread and move on.
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No. 69681 ID: a2a4ba
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69681

what is this thread still doing here I mean really
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No. 69728 ID: 4afac2

>>69580

As a proud and noble narwhal Highlord, you decide to carry your brotherly (and uncly) brother-uncle on your back. As the underwater guard attack your brother, all of their blow are deflected by his [Thick Hide] who give +9 to constitution.

You finally enter an enormous room lite by an huge opening on the cellar. At the other end of the second level of the temple of Cthulhu lie and enormous sea sponge guarding the opening to the fabled rainbow room, where lie sleeping Cthulhu.

-Niggerfaggot! I just realized that we narwhals doesn't have knee, I can walk, yeah yeah yeah I can waaaalk.

Your turn guises.
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No. 69730 ID: 7428ad

Attack the seasponge. We require an audience with Cthulhu if we're ever to complete our quest.
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No. 69735 ID: bf1e7e

Okay, that's enough. We do still have some standards.
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