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767736 No. 767736 ID: d035ee

Hey, um... Hi.

I, uh, I read a bunch of the cool quests on here, and I really wanted to make my own, but, uhhh... I can't come up with any good ideas. Well, I came up with one. Kinda. It's probably a stupid idea, but what if, like, I were the protagonist and you guys made the quest? That might be kind of fun, right? Like a Reverse Quest? Oh! Or I could call it Tseuq! Because, you know, that's Quest backwards. That might work, right? Like, I could still draw everything, but, like, you guys could all come up with your own cool ideas for things! And we'd all have fun!

Maybe. I don't know. But... Do you think you guys could do that for me? It might not work too well, but...

I want to try.
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No. 767740 ID: 9f3729
767740

Wrong board, try questdis though! First thread is a buuuuuunch of quest advice!
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No. 767741 ID: d092b9

I'd love to help you out coming up with your quest but don't you have something more important to do?

Kekikiri, the Maw That Devours, is still trapped in your bathroom. She hungers! You'd better go find something to feed that thing if you ever want to use the shower again. Maybe it'll go away.
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No. 767745 ID: 3f8abc

Yeah, I gotta say, that Maw is a REALLY big distraction from any quest making. You should take care of that first, my friend, my amigo, my peeper.

One of your friends is in the living room, you could go feed them to it. Orrrrrrrr you can try to find some random person on the street to satisfy the hunger, though that could be much more difficult.

Choices, choices, choices.
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No. 767749 ID: 85cc2c

you better do SOMETHING about that maw, it's going at the curtains now
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No. 767762 ID: d035ee
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767762

>>767741
>>767745
>>767749

Ohmygosh ohmygosh OHMYGOSH! You're totally right! I'd forgotten about that! It's still making noises at me... I really don't want to try and feed anyone to it, but I suppose I need my bathroom...

You found a GOAL!
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No. 767763 ID: d035ee
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767763

My friend is in the other room. I don't think he knows what's going on...

Bro, seriously, what is with all that noise?

[color=7a0071]You found a CHARACTER![/color]
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No. 767774 ID: e0c8b5

Hi...
<determining name for [/color]
Nathan! What's up man!
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No. 767779 ID: 0169c0

>>767763
Oh hey, sup nathan. Had to get a breather, this whole death cult party's pretty intense!
Also dont open the bathroom, i might need a flamethrower
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No. 767841 ID: 64f807

You are beginning to question your decision to date a hellish creature...
You can't just kill your friend. Think of all you guys been through, how he got your back when you needed, how you would miss him.
New object: kidnap a total stranger. Let go look for homeless people.
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No. 767855 ID: d092b9

Look you can't just jump straight to murder. Try stuffing that voluminous maw with some pigeons first. Get Nathan to help you catch them.
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No. 767858 ID: 85cc2c

now hold on, it's eating curtains just fine- there might be other options aside from people
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No. 767864 ID: c96bd8

Call up your demon hunter friend. The one with the peg-leg and ugly stetson.
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No. 767901 ID: d035ee
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767901

>>767864
Right. Probably a good idea.

"Hey, um, so this giant maw thingy is in my bathroom and I-"

Kekikiri? In your bathroom? Nice try. Listen, buddy, I'm kinda in the middle of something right now. If you want to prank call me, do it later.

Huh. I guess he won't be of much use. There was some background noise, so maybe he's doing a job right now? I could try him later if I need him again.

What the hell is all this? Dude, I really need to pee, can you unbar your bathroom door? I know this is a death cult party, but come on.

Ummmm...

>>767841

...I got lonely, okay?

>>767858

Pigeons sound like a good, non-murderous idea. Well, less murderous, anyway.

You found a CHARACTER!
You found a WORLDBUIDING TOPIC: EXISTENCE OF DEMONS!
You found a BACKSTORY ELEMENT: DATING A CREATURE FROM HELL!
You found a SUB-GOAL!

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No. 767906 ID: 64f807

Nathan... I love you man, but sometimes you are an idiot. Go pee outside!
New let's get some bread and our old butterfly net an go capture some pigeons.
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No. 767907 ID: e0c8b5

Nathan just use the one upstairs that doesn't have a demonic woman clogging up the pipes, jeez it's really not that hard mate. And for the record if it's bared up it's probably bared up for a reason
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No. 767908 ID: c96bd8

You pay the rent. Kekikiri should be the one making dinner. Assert your male authority and tell her to get in the kitchen.
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No. 767909 ID: e0c8b5

>>767908
Or you know you could be a good boy friend and check up on her to make sure she isn't sick. Oh crap, what if it's morning sickness!!!
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No. 767959 ID: d035ee
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767959

>>767908
I'm going to go ahead and not, on the grounds that I rather like being alive and in one piece.

>>767909
No, It's not... We never... It's not morning sickness, okay? Look, the moment I summoned her, she started going nuts and chewing on things. There was never any... Just no.

>>767907
"Nathan, I do have a bathroom upstairs, you know."

I don't like the soap up there.

"Dude, you don't even wash your hands anyway."

...Fine.

Nathan heads upstairs to go use the other bathroom. With that out of the way...
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No. 767960 ID: d035ee
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767960

It's time to go catch us some pigeons.
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No. 767969 ID: e0c8b5

Do they technically have to be alive? I mean hell wouldn't it be easy just to pop a few with a BB gun or something? Maybe just knock them out with that then bag them up
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No. 768179 ID: 64f807

How nostalgic. That takes you back to the days of your entomological collection of the order lepidopteran. Now to the park!

While you deal with this most immediately problem, consider the following:
So you summoned her? You did that because you wanted someone to date? Not only you are one of the worst cases of desperation, you are a shitty summoner. What went wrong with the biding ritual? Can it be fixed?
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No. 768184 ID: fe3a46

Make sure you've got a sack to put the pigeons in and keep an eye out for policemen, little old ladies with bags of crumbs and people especially concerned about pigeon welfare.
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No. 768444 ID: d035ee
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768444

I arrive at the park, net in hand. It's about midday. How should I go about catching these pigeons? I have some bread with me, should I try luring them in with that first or just go in guns blazing? Metaphorically, that is. I don't own any guns.

>>767969
Mmmaybe? I'm not 100% clear on the eating habits of a horrible demon thing. It is called a Maw That Devours, so I'm assuming it can't be ~that~ picky about it.

>>768184
Yup, got those as well!

>>768179
>So you summoned her?
Yes.
>You did that because you wanted someone to date?
*sigh* ...Yes.
>What went wrong with the biding ritual? Can it be fixed?
I don't know. This was my first time summoning anything. Frankly, I'm surprised it worked at all.
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No. 768476 ID: 3583d1

I'd try to find a good spot where pigeons are likely to show up, I.e. Trees or any old folks that are already feeding them
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