light it on fire and call it the hellstick thet'll sell

Francois de Maneqin 2017/10/03(Tue)02:38 No. 834228 ID: d62b37
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GUY FIERI !- SO TOM! How can we help you the fuck out? That's quite a stick you got there!

Tom- I just sort of found like this old stick in my garden and uhh not being negative but I though hey, It would be so nice if it looked...you know, a bit less wooden.

GUY FIERI !- Less wooden, totally! Radical! So what themes do you want us playing with here?

Tom- You know what would be nice? Like maybe a bit of a Sci-Fi theme. I quite like the color aquamarine. You know, something subtle but not too subtle.

GUY FIERI ! - I got you man! Im gonna go talk to the team, we're gonna spitball some ideas! This is gonna be a fukin amazing stick!

Tom- Thanks Guy.

So I went back to the team to discuss ideas!

dip it in white paint and take some aquamarine colored string soaked in hand sanatizer and light that shit on fire so you have a +10 firey wooden staff of death

Coat your stick in plastic. Just throw a bunch of your retarded brat's toys in a furnace and dip the stick in.

Let the stick marinate in a tray of aquamarine paint for a few minutes until it is thoroughly soaked before wrapping that baby up in aluminium foil and cooking for 8-10 minutes.
When finished, present with a side of rice add a light touch of herbs of your choice.

Francois de Maneqin 2017/10/03(Tue)10:42 No. 834264 ID: d62b37
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So Tommy clamped Tom's stick to the table and added a super hot base coat of Aquamarizzle!
Then he made a divet in the top, we're gonna fill this badboy up with Kerosene and by the end, she's gonna a light up brighter than a Nun on Prayer day!

Totally fly!

This stick is gonna be the fukin talk of Hollywood yo!

>>834264
Gotta bedazzle the shit out of this thing.

PUT SOME SPARKLE GLUE AND GLITTER ON THAT SHIT, WE GOTTA MAKE ALL OF HOLLYWOOD BLIND SO THIS MAGNIFICANT BASTARD WILL BE THE LAST THING THEY EVER SEE.

Wrap a wire around it connected to a 9000 volt battery.

how is our boy Tom gonna blow down on some dank purple four twenty shyt without a bowl and a carb-cap yo