Oh shit, the sequel to sandwich quest.

>>96582
Read computer screen
hug chair

Is this a basement?

>>96582
Open browser, inspect bookmarks.

? 2009/12/22(Tue)13:49 No. 96609 ID: 852df9
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>>96596
A basement? No, this is my - above ground - room. I'm not some loser.

>>96585
>>96598
I am reading my computer screen. I already know what websites I have bookmarked. Although if you must know, my most visited are Bouleloop and Sconezone.

I find I am much more comfortable sitting in my chair than I am hugging it, thank you.

>>96609
Put on your fedora and start a random, heated argument with someone on the interbutt.

? 2009/12/22(Tue)14:36 No. 96626 ID: 852df9
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I don't have a fedora.

...ah, it's morningtime. Better open the blinds.

Waitaminute. They're only called Hoagies in the Philadelphia/South Jersey area.

Where are you?

Nah, fuck the blinds. Turn on a lamp.

Order a Fedora from an online store.

Hoagie 2009/12/26(Sat)18:35 No. 98695 ID: f8f8af
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Sorry for the long pause, gentlemen.

What're called hoagies in where? I'm not talking about some item. Hoagie is my name.

>Nah, fuck the blinds. Turn on a lamp.
I rather prefer natural sunlight, and my room faces east so this is the only time it'll be so brightly lit. Ah, that feels a little better.

Hoagie 2009/12/26(Sat)18:38 No. 98696 ID: f8f8af
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>Order a Fedora from an online store.
Hm. It'll take at least a month to arrive. Maybe I'll earn style points if I wear it everywhere.

Eat yourself.

You're a fucking sandwich. Why are you a fucking sandwich?

Hoagie 2009/12/26(Sat)20:35 No. 98725 ID: f8f8af
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>>98697
That's stupid.

>>98698
My mother is a sandwich and my father is a sandwich, so assuming my mother was faithful I suppose I must be a sandwich. Is there something wrong with this?

>>98725
There are more things wrong with this than there are pictures on the internet.

>>98727
In the time it took to post that there are now more pictures on the internet, so that argument's a losing battle.

So, Hoagie, why are you chatting with various disembodied crazy headvoices?

>>98728
He never said by how much, so this insult's a losing battle.

Suggestion 2009/12/26(Sat)21:14 No. 98730 ID: bd57bb
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YOU NEED TO SEEK AN AUDIENCE WITH THE MAYOR!

Splurge and pay for overnight/three day shipping, whichever is available.

Hoagie 2009/12/28(Mon)21:11 No. 100358 ID: 0fe2b6
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>>98728
You should know the answer to that very well! See, I found this odd cube-thing lying in the dirt on the empty lot down the street. When I picked it up I began hearing voices, and so here we are.

>>98730
I... what?

Hoagie 2009/12/28(Mon)21:13 No. 100361 ID: 0fe2b6
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>>98842

Alright, we're a cube now. This crazy voice cube solves problems. What's your problem?

>>100361
Fucking try again then. If it doesn't work after your third try, go to a different site.

Alternatively, if your internet is down, and it's not just that site, set about fixing it.

Also, switch to Chrome

>>100493
Fuck your chrome. Firefox is where it's at.

>>100519
Nah, man. Chrome cleverly disguised as Firefox.

Or was it the other way around?

>>100536
It was the other way.
>>100519
Firefox is nice, yes. But Chrome is fuckin' blazing. On the otherhand, Firefox has more powerful extensions.

Hoagie, if you plan to make use of many extensions, things besides just adblocking and such, use Firefox. Otherwise, use Chrome.


Alternatively, kick us both in the nuts and use Opera.

Hoagie 2009/12/29(Tue)10:42 No. 100787 ID: 0fe2b6
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>>100493
>>100519
>>100536
>>100754

Hoagie 2009/12/29(Tue)10:52 No. 100788 ID: 0fe2b6
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>>100478
Okay, okay.

It turns out it's a problem with the router. Nothing a reboot shouldn't fix.

>>100453
Problem? Well, I have a load of free time and no idea what to do with it. Actually, I have no idea what I want to do with my life whatsoever.

>>100788
Get the goddamn hat, start wearing it constantly.

Hoagie 2009/12/29(Tue)11:30 No. 100794 ID: 0fe2b6
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>>100789
HAT ACQUIRED.

Hoagie 2009/12/29(Tue)11:35 No. 100795 ID: 0fe2b6
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I am OUTSIDE now.

To the EAST, which is to say right in front of us, is a PARK and a SHOPPING CENTER. To the WEST and NORTH are my front door and other houses I've never been to and don't really care about. To the SOUTH lives my friend Jacob.

I await your direction.

>>100795
SOUTH

>>100794
That was quick.

Tell us of this "Jacob" fellow. Such a strange name.

>>98695
>>100787
>>100794

>ThatFace.png

this quest = creepiest quest

Hoagie 2009/12/30(Wed)23:00 No. 102023 ID: 0fe2b6
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>>100805
>That was quick.
Well, the hat will still take a day to arrive, so I'm pretending I have it on. The suit and shirt are real, though, as are the pants.

>>100796
>>100805
South it is!

Jacob is - was a childhood friend of mine. As I recall, he liked to build things. We hung out a lot when we were really young, but we started growing distant when I moved farther away in middle school. I stopped visiting him altogether a few months after we graduated middle school and began attending different high schools, so I'm not sure what he considers me anymore.

I arrive at the house to find the door ajar and the house darkened. Not quite fully awake, my subconscious urges me to nudge the door and I do so.

Do I smell... gasoline?

Hoagie 2009/12/30(Wed)23:02 No. 102025 ID: 0fe2b6
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Hm.

There's a sausage-headed man behind the door.

>>102025
There's a bucket on top of the door, waiting to fall on you if you open it fully. Close it instead.

>>102025
Your so called "friend" booby-trapped the door with a bucket of gasoline.